REJECT� HACKER EXPLOITATION - FIGHT BACK

hack .mils from the con - don�t pay for DC registration � pretend to be a goon - steal a badge � steal tshirts � get the con raided � heckle speakers � xerox this flyer � punch people in suits � bill stuff to Jeff Mo$$ � smash cameras � steal computers � harass the press � anonymous �crime� � break a window � vandalize the hotel � don�t get caught � throw a brick � fuck up a goon (especially Priest) � pull fire alarms � take a dump in the pool � declare yourself a speaker � piss in the con rooms � Slash the Fed - pour cement down toilets (like last year) � blow shit up � set off fire extinguishers � shut down BlackHat � call the fire marshall � oppose hacking that makes corporations richer � DefCon == BlackHat == Micro$oft � go to HAL � tear down the tent � chop up furniture - light fires � roast marshmallows - spoof the DHCP server �� hijack microphones and PAs � band together � don�t get caught � assault with fireworks � grease the steps � jam the freqs � cause mayhem � take the net - don�t get sold � don�t sell out � fill in the blank -feel alive � find a reason - make a game out of it

FUCK DEFCON UP

reclaim your culture - tip graciously � love the hackers - hack the exploiters - ignore the rules � don�t buy anything - make some friends � enjoy Vegas � hack shit up - come back next year! � keep score:

 

High Score From Last Year: 0x0143

Stuff you�ve fucked up: __________