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Its a plane... NO Its ummmmmm... anyways birds fly... they have wings... Ok here it is edition #2 released by popular demand by those of a higher level of intelligence(and stuph). As you take a deep breath you realize you are STILL on your computer with the hours dwindling away.. life passing you by.. you begin to wonder... then the journey begins into the depths of IRC Weekly... ------- - --- - - - - Top 10 most stupid things said on #hack ---- - - -- -- - Top 10 most stupid things said on #hack This week anyways... 1. this could be a *Really* Stupid question, but im trying to get password file here at the U of A, and ive tryed in all the places where text files say to look, and so far all ive been able to find is /etc/passwd. that may look to be the corredt thing.. 2. hello? r we moderated? 3. how do you flood?? 4. I am a Lamer, but i have to get a split to get someone killed. Can any hacker help me? 5. ansi art is leet:) 6. does ne1 got a netcom shell accnt to trade 7. does anyone know where to get AOHELL??????? (not a joke) 8. Where can you get Windows 95??? 9. anyone know where I can get full free shell service??? 10. hello all you hacker out there - horten ------- - --- - - - - Quotes and Quotes and more Quotes ---- - - -- -- - Ever wondered what a senior frog thought about IRC Weekly? zircon: this is kewl You know you have no life when... I donut have to worry about bad breath cause I kiss girls on IRC! IRC addict?!? yew know its bad when yew type 6667 as the time on yur microwave tew heat pizzah pockets When an IRCOP has other things on his mind... BEAUTY BEAT HER MEAT i mean BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Time to get away from that monitor... PIKABOOO I WANT TO SEE YOU ------- - --- - - - - The AOL Invasion ---- - - -- -- - The AOL Invasion by Chemical Residue Do you remember the first time AOL made you sick? Was it that cheezy commercial with those two faggots who talk about movie tickets and dinosaurs, or was it getting harassed by all of that junk mail that they send you every other week? (Of course, some of you probably have a collection of these disks sitting around by now. :)) Maybe it was having your favorite newsgroups flooded by AOLamers asking for "kewl K-RaD WaReZ or kiddie porn." (Isn't Michael Jackson on AOL?) Well, get ready to get sick again because America Online, probably the most hated online service to date, has found yet another way to harass the Internet community. Beginning in September 1995, the AOL IRC Servers will be made available for the first time ever to AOL users everywhere. What does this mean? Well, all of those AOL users who have been chatting in the AOL chat rooms, will now be unleashed to wreak havok on the Internet. Now you get to hear all of the bullshit you normally would hear in the AOL chat rooms, including 14 year olds looking for netsex, 40+ yr-old's pretending to be 14 year olds looking for netsex, and the trading of pr0n and warez. How else will this affect you? Well, there are already about 12,000-14,000 users on IRC at any given time. The new AOL users will mean increased server load for all servers, which will mean more netsplits, more hacked ops, and an overall decrease in performance. Remember, when IRC was created back in the 80's, it was not meant to support the numbers that we have today. However, I am now predicting that once America Online gives its users IRC access, other online services like Compuserve and MSN will follow, and the number of users on IRC will be at least 20,000-30,000. Today is September 1, 1995, and expecting the new AOL server to come online soon, I decided to see if any AOL users are on IRC at the time. What happened? I got screenfuls of names! That's a lot of lamers! At a time when the new IRC service hasn't really been announced yet, there are MANY people already using it. Can you imagine when it becomes announced, if only 1% of AOL's 3 million users get on IRC, that will mean 30,000 more users on IRC, compared to the 12,000-14,000 that are currently on! The name of the server that AOL is currently using is irc02.irc.aol.com. So I tried to connect to this new server, but was unsuccessful. I then decided to see what servers are actually ALLOWED to connect to it, and see that there are only a handful of servers. That's very nice of AOL, increase the number of IRC users by two or three times, and only allow a handful of outside machines to connect to its own server. In conclusion, I think that something must be done about America Online. If its new IRC servers go online, IRC will be flooded like never before. We must do something about this. If you are an IRC Server Admin, I suggest that you k-line *aol.com. As for everyone else, maybe writing (flooding?) AOL's President telling him that his crap is not wanted here. Laters. Chemical Residue ------- - --- - - - - Once upon a time in WarezLand ---- - - -- -- - You may have read this before but thats life... Once upon a time there was this guy named John. John was not what you would call a smooth customer. In fact, he lacked even a basic sense of personal hygiene. He was a lot like our previous pal Jim. However, he had one fundamental difference...he was evil. Not evil in the sense of just having nasty ideas...this guy was actually the son of Satan. Now _that's_ evil. John didn't know he was the son of Satan...he thought everyone got urges to be evil, and he was just less able to control himself. For example, he couldn't imagine his landlord actually giving in to the universal urge to slash the brake lines on school buses, but that didn't mean he wasn't THINKING about it. John thought about it all the time. In fact, he actually did it once, but he was such a chickenshit that he only did it to a bus in the junkyard and not a genuine bus. What a wimp. As you might imagine, John was pretty much socially impaired. Being the son of Satan will do that to a guy. When he went to parties, people would get the hell outta there. Well, all the people who weren't drunk off their asses. These people were in for a fun time, because John liked to tie up drunk people with dental floss. Why dental floss, you may ask? Shit, don't ask me. I don't understand the motivations driving a spawn of Satan. But anyway, he'd tie these drunk passed out losers up with dental floss, and start kicking them and shit, until they woke up. And since he was such a chickenshit, he'd run away screaming. This was on his good days. A kind soul had him committed to a therapeutic ward at the local hospital. This brings me to another story; the story of Frank the doctor, but don't worry, it's short. Frank was an idealist. He believed very passionately in the healing process as a beautiful thing, and he became a doctor to help and to heal. When he got the opportunity to work with troubled souls, he leaped at the chance. Troubled bodies were almost easy to help; troubled souls, now _that_ would be his calling. He was a therapist, and a very good one. But when he saw John and listened to him talk for about five minutes, he started laughing his ass off, because John was such a MAJOR loser. He was simply the biggest dumbass, dork, chickenshit weenie that had ever existed. In fact, Frank was even tempted to tie John up with dental floss and kick the hell out of him. But he thought it might cast doubts about his ability to help other troubled souls. So he just got some big security guards to beat him up and throw him into a dumpster behind the hospital. That's where John learned about IRC. Apparently, one of Tantalos' young male love slaves had checked into the pediatric ward for extreme anal trauma. All he could say was ``EYE ARE SEE EYE ARE SEE EYE ARE SEE'' over and over again. Sure enough, when John typed irc at his Unix (Ultrix, no less!) prompt, he got connected to the Internet Relay Chat network. Here's a bit of a log: hey john > i wanna tie you up with dental floss and beat the shit out of you hell, sounds good to me! *** Mode change "+o john" on #warez5 by DERR * john rapes derr hahaha...you're all right, kid, you know that? So as you can see, John fit in like a lock and key with the lamers and fuckups in the #warez channels. The moral of this story: if you feel like you are surrounded by lamers in the #warez channels, don't worry...you fit right in. Ephemeral Datagram ------- - --- - - - - Stumbles elite Cross-werd ---- - - -- -- - Stumbles elite Cross-werd for IRC weekly (fer elite irc'ers only!!) 1_ |_|_______4 2|_|_|_|_|_| _ _17__ |_|_5_ _|_| 8_ 10_ 11_ 16|_|_|_|_| 3|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ _ _ _|_| |_| 13_ |_| |_|7|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ _|_|__14 15__ __24_|_| |_|_|_| |_|_ _19__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_| 6|_|_|9|_|_|_|_|_| |_| |_|_ _ _|_|_ |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| 21|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_| |_| |_| ___ _|_| 12 |_| _ _|_|_ |_| |_|_ _ |_| 18|_|_|_|_| 22|_|_|_|_| 25|_|_|_| |_| |_| |_|_ _ _ _ _|_|_ _ _ _ 23|_|_|_|_| 20|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| Down: 1. Thing Vanity ircops like to do a lot. 4. Irc server Benny has O line on. 5. Acronym For multi-collide bot 6. Common practice in the, has www.multiple.org web page thats elite. 8. SrFrogs script, also little hair bugs. 10. Acronym for Internet Take over team.. 11. Way those warez traders trade on irc. 12. Admitance of lameness.. Nuff said. 13. Slang term for Phoenix. 15. CTCP used to determine type of script what a person is running. 17. One of subzero's words. have no clue. 18. Slang term for mother fucker. 19. What we are suppossed to do on IRC but rarely do. 24. Old term used for having peoples phone number, name, etc. Across: 2. Benny, prae, piker are this. 3. #warez7 is full of _____'s 6. C util to keep track of splits. 7. IRCops hang out in #(blank)_zone 9. "wow this mag is really _____" 14. Offical food of irc. open till 2am in most area's. 15. irc.mo.net is a know ______ server. 16. Common greeting on irc.. 18. Type of truck, another word for a pimp daddy. 20. Script by vassago. 21. Command to rid you of annoying messages from lamers. 22. DrD's old account name was P____ 23. Name of vapor ware offering software. 25. New term for having someone number, addres, name, etc. ------- - --- - - - - Vlad Fewl ---- - - -- -- - ## IRC log from 9-2-95 at about 2:00pm PDT ## Arguing with some lamer about the InterNIC and shit *** Vlad (~Vlad@gonzo.cc.wwu.edu) has joined channel #seattle yes but they are taking years doing it InterNIC sucks hello all LyS let me see you use I-Net with out internic internic is amazing vlad, internic sucks its slow and inefficient brad, I sent in the update like.. umm.. 2 weeks agi ago LyS, well then get off an internic server oh sorry.. that's right.. there would be no IRC with out internic vlad, I own 5 domains yew twat oh wait.. there would be no telnet with out internic either... oh wait.. there would be no damn routers with out internic who is this vlad poser? LyS, the government owns all EDU.... fucking go suck a neck you geek friggin yank goth poser brad, Dunno.. but he donut know whut hez talking about the InterNIC is going away LyS, I also have 3 domanis via internic.. and I would like to see someone run an ISP with out internic? or an irc server.. or a ftp site.. or anything vlad, easy itz called DNS vlad : umm I ran one fine before internic fucking geek InterNIC just keeps names updated and in order If you add a domain to the DNS.. it will show up.. LyS, saying internic sux would be just like saying there is no need for the united states cenus breau haha the InterNIC SUCKS vlad there isn't ummm internic started in 92 you moron I've been around alot longer Oakley.. heheh really now? they are slow vlad we lived without the census bureau The InterNIC is gonna go away we don't need the internic vlad go masterbate to anne rice Oakley.. really how long? * LyS can see the InterNIC being transfered to CIX and then CIX will charge for domains and any updates vlad look its for information, it isn't vital to our existance I bet yer one of those con geeks that wears fangs Oakley, the cenus breau was set up before the tax system.. in order to have a tax system you need a cenus uneducated yank twat lys : hell ya and if you are going to tell me there is no need for taxes I will expect you to log off internet right now.. cuz taxes is all this thing is run on hahahahah taxes don't pay for internet anymore you moron so screw the tax system. my point is, there's nothing that we created that we can't live without what books YOU been reading? yeh right morpheus.. ahh fuck you they don't I sent in a domain update like.. 3 weeks ago the inter network backbone for internet is government funded via the 6 super computers you stupid yank poofter heh Seattle (UW), LA (UCLA), Chicago, New York, Kanas City, Dallas vlad : me (oxford).. suck my dick ALL!!!!! routers go through them.. and if one of them goes down.. the internet collapses. and they are run and paid for via us dollars vlad, there is no NSFNet anymore you twat NSFNET WAS DISBANDED bullshit... internet existed before internic you moron -> [morpheus] Umm.. vlad is a little slow LyS, you see what happens to internet when the government pulls out it's dollars what are you.. stupid the gov DID pull out idiot a year ago morpheus, you seem to have missed the subject change.. not that I'm surprised sure the gov sponsers stuppid unis here and there, but the backbones are in provate hands now morpheus.. umm what the fuck are you smokeing boy? vlad, what are you talking about vlad umm you're wrong face it 26 million dollars a year the us government puts into the internet The Goverment pays for its own lines.. etc vlad : well talking to someone with a nick as stupid as 'vlad' I got a little confused LyS.. the government maintains all EDU domains Not can you imagine an internet with out EDU domains.. no you can't.. cuz their would be no routers edu != internet moron besides everybody thats on the net would bring it back.. they'd be willing to pput some money into it vlad, even if they didn, so what? the schools would go away? my router has nothing to do with edu traceroute me vlad, there are routers all over the fucking place!!!!!!!!!!!! the state goverments maybe.. not the federal govbernment.. and all private .EDU's are mainteained by the shcools LyS what links do you run your domains through.. I bet they go through at least 2 edu routers dude traceroute anyone you get mcinet all over the place vlad, sorry.. they don't vlad : bullshit traceroute me I own this machine, and it's t1 anywhere I traceroute, I get nothing but commercial and .net s.. They dump straight into Net99 morpheus.. and where do you get your link? even if I traceroute to my sis's school the only time it hits an .edu is when it hits their computer vlad : from wolfe inetrnet.. that gets their link from net99 and sprint no edus' there and where does Net99 get it's link.. and who pays for that? fuck... what are you stupid? and who owns sprint?? vlad, YOU'RE FUCKED UP! net99 makes it's own fucking backbone SPRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Vlad, the government does not support the InterNet.. nor does it own it.. nor does it spend much money on it and it pays for it itself sprint is a goverment subsides company vlad, Net99 does hahahaha if the government took out it's money for communicats sprint would die out to AT&T like THAT -> [morpheus] hahaha.. sprint is a government subsidiary.. yeh right and you link would go down.. okay... maybe vlad seemed to have somewhat of a point about an hour ago, but he's proveb himself to be an idiot no kidding [morpheus_!root@nephilim.connected.com] kick his lame sorry as.. or gimme ops :) -> [morpheus_] hahhaaha.. he iz lame... *** Vlad has left channel #seattle what a fucking moron NSFNet is dead.. has been since november 93 ------- - --- - - - - A Delay in Time ---- - - -- -- - All stoned and shit writing up why this is late... umm we had technical difficulty ya thats it. Anyways we will try to have #3 out on time for ya'll (atleast we aint as late as windows 95) Werd.. hope ya enjoyed #2... Peace! Zircon's final note: And may tha m00sh3 be wid jew. subzero's final note: The Worlds Problems Are A Result Of Zircon. Founder of IRC Weekly: subzero Chief Editor : zircon Thanx for this edition go out to: horten, Chemical Residue, Ephemeral Datagram, Stumble, LySeR