.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMM The Web Page You Have Reached MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM http://www.twpyhr.com MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Presents MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MM Scan of 800-555-00xx MMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMM 1997 MMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMM Time: Unknown MMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMM By: Jenn MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NPA: 630 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. ans. = person answered ans. mach. = answering machine call area = can not be reached from my calling area co. = company d/ced = disconnected n/a = no answer no. = number rec. = recording tt = touch tone vmb = voice mail box 555-0000 - D/ced 555-0001 - Sex line 555-0002 - " " 555-0003 - " " 555-0004 - OPERATOR (Not 800 directory assistance) 555-0005 - Co. 555-0006 - Sex line 555-0007 - " " 555-0008 - " " 555-0009 - " " 555-0010 - " " 555-0011 - Co. 555-0012 - Co. 555-0013 - VMB (*) 555-0014 - VMB SYSTEM. 555-0015 - Sex line 555-0016 - WEIRD REC. "[touch tone] We're sorry. All circuits are now busy. Please try your call later. 49-5-0-5[reorder]" Took longer than usual for call to go thru. 555-0017 - *** PBX *** 555-0018 - VMB (*) 555-0019 - VMB SYSTEM (*) 555-0020 - Ans. 555-0021 - D/ced 555-0022 - VMB SYSTEM (#) 555-0023 - WEIRD REC."[beep beep] Your call can not be answered at this time. Please try again later. Goodbye." 555-0024 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0025 - reorder 555-0026 - " 555-0027 - CARRIER. Didn't respond. 555-0028 - " 555-0029 - " 555-0030 - reorder 555-0031 - " 555-0032 - pager 555-0033 - VMB SYSTEM 555-0034 - reorder 555-0035 - " 555-0036 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0037 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0038 - Co 555-0039 - Ans. 555-0040 - d/ced 555-0041 - WEIRD REC. "You have dialed and invalid code. Please contact customer service for assistance. L-R-4." 555-0042 - ans 555-0043 - Number protected by "ATT EASY REACH 800." In order to complete the call, you need to input the correct access code. (Code is 2 digits.) 555-0044 - ans 555-0045 - VMB SYSTEM (*, #) 555-0046 - VMB SYSTEM (#) 555-0047 - ans. mach. 555-0048 - WEIRD REC. "You have reached..[some co. name...something Audit?]. The number you have reached is not in service." 555-0049 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0050 - co. 555-0051 - call area. 555-0052 - busy 555-0053 - co 555-0054 - call area. 555-0055 - call area 555-0056 - Busy 555-0057 - CARRIER. @ Userid: Password? Login incorrect 555-0058 - call area. 555-0059 - WIERD REC. "The number you have dialed is not is service. [wierd reorder.]" 555-0060 - VMB SYSTEM. (*) 555-0061 - n/a 555-0062 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0063 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0064 - co 555-0065 - 555-0066 - VMB SYSTEM. (*) 555-0067 - call area 555-0068 - Busy 555-0069 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0070 - Co 555-0071 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0072 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0073 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0074 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0075 - Telecom 1. CALLING CARD ACCESS NO. 555-0076 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0077 - VMB SYSTEM. 555-0078 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0079 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0080 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0081 - VMB (#) 555-0082 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0083 - co 555-0084 - Not valid 555-0085 - call area 555-0086 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0087 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0088 - ans 555-0089 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0090 - co 555-0091 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0092 - busy 555-0093 - Invalid number 555-0094 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 555-0095 - d/ced 555-0096 - not valid 555-0097 - busy 555-0098 - co 555-0099 - co ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\ The Web Page You Have Reached http://www.twpyhr.com Telephone sounds and recordings, scans, telecom news, The Touch Tone Tunes FAQ, The Phoney Dance and more. ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/\ \ /:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\:/ \_\