[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-] | GTE Recordings... | | By: BABY DEMON | | Of: SHADOW BROTHERHOOD and | | NEON KNIGHTS | [-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-] | Rock 'N' Roll Hell - [503] 253-5300 | | Metalland West 10m - [503] 538-0761 | | The Grand Illusion - [503] 665-0539 | [-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-] [02/21/86 - 10:26pm] This is basically a list of some different recordings that GTE uses, and how to access them by calling the recording itself... RECORDING #1: [503] 620-0041 This is GTE's own version of geting ahold of a wrong number: "We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again, or ask your operator for assistance." RECORDING #2: [503] 620-0042 This recording is recieved when calling your own number: "Number you have dialed is on your party line, please hang-up and allow sufficiant time for the party you are calling to answer before you return to the line." RECORDING #3: [503] 620-0043 You get the next one while your talking to someone while they call you on their other line: "Someone on your line is calling you, please wait a moment for them to return to the line." RECORDING #4: [503] 620-0045 This recording is recieved when there's some probs with the fone companies shit: "We're sorry, due to telephone company facility trouble your call cannot be completed at this time. Will you try your call later?" RECORDING #5: [503] 620-0046 You'll hear the following when you're calling somewhere that gets a lot of calls, places like radio stations get this a lot, it's when all the people possible are trying to call, and it can't handle any more, so it drops you to this gap: "We're sorry, all circuits are busy now, will you please try your call later?" RECORDING #6: [503] 620-0047 Ya get the recording coming up when some a-hole is screwing you over by taking yer line out, or the fone co. is gettin' ya back for the bill ya didn't pay last month...A good one to trip people out if you have 3-way: "Your line has been temporarily disconnected. For service, please contact our customer billing center toll free at 1-206-823-8655." RECORDING #7: [503] 620-0048 If you hear the next recording then you have a number that's no good, and you're using some added feature in yer calling: "We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed, please check your instruction manual or call the business office for assistance." RECORDING #8: [503] 620-0049 You'll hear the next recording when ya have speed-calling, and you fuck the number up: "We're sorry, the code you have dialed is not active, please hang-up and dial the complete number, or re-establish your speed-calling code." RECORDING #9: [503] 620-0050 GTE plays this one for ya when there's mass calls going through at one time, and their system can't handle it: "We're sorry, due to heavy calling we cannot complete your call at this time, will you please hang-up, and try again later. If your call is urgent, please try again now." RECORDING #10: [503] 620-0051 This is just GTE's basic way of saying yer call didn't make it: "We're sorry, you're call did not go through. Will you please try your call again?" RECORDING #11: [503] 620-0055 I'm not too sure about the next one, but I believe that the trench is trying to say that you left your fone off the hook, and somethings wrong: "Please hang-up, and if you'd like to make a call try it again, if you need assistance, please hang- up and dial the operator." RECORDING #12: [503] 620-0056 This one is a cool one for really trippin' people out, it's the recording you get when dialing from a payfone without putting a quarter in, it asks for 25 cents: "The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit. Please hang-up momentarily and listen for dial tone, deposit 25 cents, and dial your call again." RECORDING #13: [503] 620-0059 The final one, another strange one, it's played when calling a 911 and all the lines are busy: "This is a recording, all of the 911 emergency lines are busy now, if your call is an emergency please hang-up and dial the operator." [-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-]-[-] Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open