A hearty list of numbers beginning with 976. Such numbers are like Dial-A-Jerk, (This number), Dial - An- Asshole (this number again), Dial-A-Fed (Definitly not this number) and so forth..... 976 EXCHANGE DIRECTORY TO USE THE EXCHANGE, DIAL THE NUMBER AND REPLACE #### WITH THE BELOW-LISTED NUMBER THAT CORRESPONDS WITH THE PLACE YOU WISH TO CALL. NUMBER (212) 976-#### OR (516) 976-#### OR (914) 976-#### (THESE ARE ALL THE SAME EXCHANGE, BUT WITH DIFFRENT AREA CODES. FOR YOUR CONVIENCE, OF COURSE) 1212..........TIME, TEMPETURE & WEATHER 1313..........SPORTS NEWS 1616..........TIME, TEMPETURE & WEATHER 2020..........NEW YORK STATE LOTTERY 2121..........RACING 2222..........RACING 2323..........EVENTS 2525..........SPORTS NEWS 2626..........* PORNO * 2727..........* PORNO * 2828..........* PORNO * 2929..........SPORTS NEWS 3030..........SPORTS NEWS 3131..........INTERNATIONAL NEWS 3232..........* PORNO * 3333..........RACING 3434..........DOW JONES 3535..........* PORNO * 3636..........DIAL-A-STORY 3737..........* PORNO * 3838..........DIAL-A-JOKE 3939..........* PORNO FOR THE FEMALE * 4040..........RACING 4141..........DOW JONES 4343..........LOTTERY 4545..........* PORNO * 5050..........HOROSCOPE (ARIES) 5151..........HOROSCOPE (TAURUS) 5252..........HOROSCOPE (GEMINI) 5353..........HOROSCOPE (CANCER) 5454..........HOROSCOPE (LEO) 5656..........HOROSCOPE (VIRGO) 5757..........HOROSCOPE (LIBRA) 5858..........HOROSCOPE (SCORPIO) 5959..........HOROSCOPE (SAGITTARIUS) 6060..........HOROSCOPE (CAPRICORNUS) 6161..........HOROSCOPE (AQUARIUS) 6262..........HOROSCOPE (PISCES) 6363..........* PORNO * 6969..........RACING 8383..........* PORNO * NAME NUMBER ------------------- ------------ DISENYLAND PAYPHONE.. 714 778-9096 DIAL-A-SONG.......... 213 664-7664 "PHONE OUT OF ORDER". 305-994-9966 SATANTIC MESSAGES.... 213 571-6523 SYNTHISIZER MUSIC.... 405 843-7396 DIAL-A-POEM...........213 888-7636 DIAL-A-STORY......... 912 352-5182 'INSERT 25 CENTS'.... 512 472-9941 PIONEERS..............203 771-3930 DIAL-AN-ATHIEST.......213 254-4914 DIAL-A-PROSTITUTE.... 217 429-9532 JOKES.................213 765-2000 DIRTY JOKES LINE......516 922-9463 NEW YORK FEED LINE... 212 526-1111 WHITE HOUSE.......... 202 456-1414 WATERGATE LINE....... 202 965-2900 REAGAN PRESS OFFICE.. 800 424-9090 ABC N.Y. FEED LINE... 212 799-5017 WHITE HOUSE PRESS.... 800 248-0151 A T & T STOCK PRICES..800 882-1061 STOCK QUOTES......... 914 997-1277 "" "" 516 794-1707 201 623-0150 HERE ARE A FEW 800'S 800 NUMBER ------------------ -------- WOMEN USA LINE 221-4945 AMERICAN MED. ASSN. 621-8094 AFL-CIO TALK LINE 368-5744 NATL. EDUCATION ASSN. 424-8086 NATL. COTTEN COUNCIL 238-5342 SMOG REPORT FOR LA. 242-4022 CALF. MEDICAL ASSN. 622-0858 AMER. FED. OF TEACHERS 424-2424 CATTLEMAN NEWS 525-3056 EDISON ENERGY LINE 424-9864 DEPT. OF ENGERY NEWS LINE 424-9128 TRANSPORTATION NEWS 424-8807 OFC OF ED. NEWS 424-0214 CITIZENS CHOICE NEWS 424-9820 USC NEWSLINE 252-0112 BUSINESS LINE 368-5667 SENATOR HOWARD BAKER 368-5693 COMM SATELITE CORP. 368-5844 COIN UPDATE 368-5500 NBA HOTLINE 221-0226 ----------------------------------- --- Phun voice numbers --- (NOTE: MANY OF THESE CHARGE A $0.50 FEE FOR DIALING THEM BESIDES ANY LONG-DISTANCE COSTS.) (212)-976-XXXX # 1212: TEMPERATURE IN CENTRAL PARK 1313: SPORTSPHONE (METS) 1616: NY TIME + TEMP 2121: LTB HORSE RACE RESULTS 2222: SUPPLEMENT TO ^^^ 2323: WMYZ BIG APPLE SERVICE 2525: SPORTSPHONE #2 2929: DIAL-SPORTS (NAT'L LEAGUE) 3030: " (AMERICAN) 3131: NEWSPHONE (ALL NEWS RADIO) 3333: SPORTS RACE RESULTS 3434: WALL STREET CLOSINGS 3636: FOLK TALE OF THE DAY 3838: DIAL-A-JOKE 4141: DOWN JONES 4040: SPORTS, ETC. 6363: DIAL-A-SOAP (SOAP OPERA NEWS!) 011-441-930-4832: QUEEN ELIZABETH 800-424-9096 WHITE HOUSE SWITCH 800-631-1146 VOICE STAT 800-821-2121 BELL TELEMARKETING 800-858-9313 RECORD-A-VOICE 800-344-4000 MSG SYSTEM 800-321-1424 FLIGHT PLANES 212-526-1111 NEW YORK FEED LINE 800-368-6900 SKYLINE ORDER LINE 800-438-9428 ITT CITY CALL SWITCHING 916-445-2864 JERRY BROWN 800-424-9090 RONALD REAGAN'S PRESS 212-799-5017 ABC NY FEED LINE 800-248-0151 WHITE HOUSE PRESS 800-882-1061 AT&T STOCK PRICES 206-641-2381 VOICE OF CHESTER 212-986-1660 STOCK QUOTES 914-997-1277 STOCK QUOTES 201-623-0150 STOCK QUOTES 516-794-1707 STOCK QUOTES 512-472-9941 SPECIAL RECORDING 512-472-9936 SPECIAL RECORDING 512-472-9833 SPECIAL RECORDING 512-472-4263 WEIRD RECORDING 512-472-2181 WEIRD RECORDING 512-472-9936 WEIRD RECORDING 512-472-9941 INSERT 25 CENTS 212-976-2727 P.D.A. 800-323-4756 MOTOROLA DITELL 212-557-4455 SEX HOT LINE 212-934-9090 DIAL-AN-IDIOT 516-976-2727 HIGH SOCIETY SEX LINE 203-771-4930 TELEPHONE PIONEERS 301-393-1000 TELEPHONE PIONEERS 213-576-6061 TELEPHONE PIONEERS 512-870-2345 TELEPHONE PIONEERS 404-221-5519 NUCLEAR COMMISSION 213-541-2462 STOCK MARKET REPORTS 312-939-1600 STOCK MARKET REPORTS 505-883-6828 STOCM MARKET REPORTS 301-667-4280 LOTTERY INFO 213-664-3321 NEWS FOR THE BLIND 213-547-6801 NAVY SHIPS INFO 415-642-2160 EARTHQUAKE REPORT 714-346-7673 DIAL-A-TEENAGER 213-254-4914 DIAL-AN-ATHEIST 213-974-6624 DEATH RECORDS INFO And, of course we cannot forget this one.... 312-965-3677 Dial-The Lunatic Phringe BBS The Lunatic Phringe BBS 312-965-3677 300/1200 Baud Here are a bunch of numbers that have some interesting subjects on the other end of the line. They are all voice numbers, so don't call with your modem! Here goes: Joke numbers ############ Dial-a-Smile.............505-988-4000 Dial-a-Smile.............918-749-6611 Dial-a-Spazz.............415-388-6633 Be Funny!................212-338-5665 Dial-a-Crazy.............312-528-4471 Smile-a-Phone............415-982-8778 The Machine..............213-833-3339 Use Your Finger *X-Rated*516-922-9463 Stories ####### Dial-a-Story.............205-324-9944 Dial-a-Story.............602-326-1126 Dial-a-Story.............501-661-1132 Dial-a-Story.............502-774-8409 International Story Line.617-864-8819 Poetry ###### Dial-a-Verse.............305-443-6600 Phone-a-Poem.............617-492-1144 Feel Better Messages #################### Dial-a-Spiritual-Lift-Up...303-781-2880 Dial-a-Life-For-a-Living...312-332-6080 Dial-For-Courage...........503-224-1143 Dial-an-answer.............303-443-2275 Dial-a-Care-Thought........303-321-7300 Animal Lines ############ Dial-a-Bird................518-377-9600 Voice of Audubon...........617-259-8805 Health Stuff ############ Dial-a-Puff....................615-329-9099 Dial-a-Puff....................901-276-8003 Dial-a-Bottle..................416-447-1188 Dial-a-Hearing-Test............516-369-1313 Dial-a-Hearing-Test............415-776-1291 Dial-Your-Doctor...............416-492-4713 Dial-New-Trition...............202-986-9116 Philosophy ########## Dial-a-Thought.................313-345-5070 Dial-a-Thought.................314-544-3311 Dial-a-Thought.................415-731-7710 Dial-a-Tape....................412-935-3333 Dial-a-Message.................202-568-8580 Dial-a-New-Idea................604-733-8814 Freekyfone.....................213-993-3466 The Alternative................714-891-1267 Bizarre Stuff ############# Dial-a-Phenomenon...............203-357-2000 Earth and Space Report..........617-491-1497 Porno Phone ########### Porn Phone............area codes:.914,516,212,718 ......................numbers:....976-2626 ..................................976-2727 ..................................976-2828 Party Line ########## Dial-a-Stranger.................415-461-7571 Comment Lines ############# Dial-ogue.......................203-232-3107 Feedback........................213-765-6000 ......Input your message here...213-765-5050 Montage.........................213-660-2000 ......Input your message here...213-660-2800 San Diego Comment Line..........714-692-1000 Numbers to Call: %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% All numbers are 1-800-XXX-XXXX 227-3414.....243-7650.....321-0845 325-7222.....327-9136.....343-1319 343-1711.....343-1844.....521-8400 345-3405.....527-3511.....527-3535 654-8491.....682-4000.....858-9000 241-6025.....327-9895.....343-1385 343-8853.....523-0847.....543-7168 621-1506.....654-8494.....843-0698 >>==========================<< >>==> TELCO TEST NUMBERS <==<< >>====> as of 5/16/85 <=====<< >>=> compiled and updated <=<< >>====> by Shadow 2600 <====<< >>==========================<< 011-44-61-2468011 : US dial tone then "When this system changes, this is the new dial tone you hear" (UK is changing dialtone) 201-226-0709 : alternating tones, then "warble" 201-267-9922 : sweep tone 201-267-9966 : 600 ohm termination 201-232-9924 : (tone 1,2,5-beep, bleep; 9,#- 1200 baud static, beep, bleep; 6-tone, higher tone, bleep) 201-232-9959 : tone 11 sec. silence, repeats... 201-233-9972 : multitude of clicks 201-233-9974 : busy 15 sec. then tone w/ clicks 201-241-9916 : hissing with clicks 201-328-9971 : 1000 hrtz tone 201-376-9907 : "is being checked for trouble. Please try again later" 201-464-9915 : low tone 15 sec, silence 201-464-9916 : low tone 2 sec, silence 201-464-9963 : buzz 201-464-9974 : busy 15 sec, low tone 201-543-9902 : "If you'd like to make a call, hang up and try it again." 201-543-9903 : "We're sorry, your call did not go through." 201-543-9904 : "the number you have dialed requires a .20 cents deposit." 201-655-9900 : "cannot be completed as dialed from the phone you are using" 201-769-0205 : People's Express Reservation system 203-771-4920 : telephone company employee newsline 207-866-4411 : 1000 hrtz tone 212-233-9980 : (tone 1,2,3,*-tone, higher tone, bloop; 5-tone, bloop; 9,#- static,beep,bloop) 212-369-7003 : "you have reached 212-369-7003 in zone 3" (?) 212-799-5017 : ABC New York feed line 213-621-4141 : telephone employee newsline 213-935-1111 : sweep tone with echo at top of range (?) 215-489-0036 : tone, bloop (1,2,5-tone bloop, 3,6,9-tone,higher tone,tone) 215-489-0040 : "please check your instruction manual or call repair service for assistance" 215-489-0042 : "if you like to make a call please hang up and try again" 215-489-0043 : "We're sorry, your call did not go through." 215-489-0044 : "The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit" 215-489-0045 : "You must first dial a 1 when dialing this number." 215-489-0074 : LOUD tone, stops, repeats 215-489-0075 : 600 ohm termination (silence) 215-489-0078 : tone, silence 215-489-0080 : 600 ohm termination 215-489-0097 : tone, (lower pitched than -0078) silence (also at -0098) 215-489-0104 : 1000 hrtz tone 216-861-8300 : tone, then higher tone 301-256-9987 : 1000 hertz 301-546-7777 : "Due to Telephone Company facility trouble your call cannot be completed at this time" 301-725-9904 : "deposit .20" 305-263-0000 : repeating bloop (keypress 2 : slow reorder w/ bloops, clicks) 305-994-9963 : pay fone instructions 305-994-9966 : "telephone you are calling from is not in service" 312-222-9948 : tone (keypress 1,2,3,6,7,*-tone,high tone,bleep, 4-tone,bloop, 9,#-static,beep,bloop) 312-222-9954 : "Test Center" 312-222-9990 : clicks, ticking like 312-222-9996 : LOUD tone, repeats 312-368-8000 : Illinois Bell Communicator (employee newsline) 312-592-0000 : tone (keypress 2222, then other digits, at re-order type * to restart) (?) 313-223-7223 : telephone employee newsline 313-333-9981 : LOUD tone, silence 313-333-9989 : high tone (enter touchtones for a while, eventually get "metallic" echo, then 5-high pitched tone, random re-orders) 313-333-9990 : beep, click repeats, with "winks" 313-333-9994 : tone bloop (keypress in 2-tone,bloop, 3-tone,higher tone,tone, 9-static,beep,bloop) 313-333-9995 : 600 ohm termination (silence) 313-333-9996 : wierd siren/sweep tone, multi-frequency 313-430-4300 : beep, beep, beep, then reorder 313-698-9998 : sweep tone 314-247-5511 : Southwestern Bell Telenews (employee newsline) 315-471-9934 : "deposit 5 cents for next five minutes" 408-255-0081 : (any two 2,4,8,0-tone) 408-294-6969 : beep, click, computer voice repeats number 408-395-1110 : (tone 2-bleep,glitch; 3-beep,higher beep;#then number-loud tone,bleep) 408-738-8190 : (tone 1,3,6,7,*-tone, high tone,tone;2-beep,cluck;9,#- static,tone,beep) 408-745-6060 : high pitched tone, low tone then repeats 408-994-0044 : tone end of loop 412-633-3333 : telephone company employee newsline 414-628-0001 : continuous tone 414-628-0002 : continuous tone (higher pitched, sounds like muted dial) 414-628-0004 : high pitched tone, bloop, silence 414-628-0006 : brief very high tone (also -0007) (multiple keypresses of 2,5,8,0 tone repeats) 414-628-0010 : loud tone, stops, repeats... 414-628-0011 : loud tone, stops 414-628-0013 : 600 ohm termination (silence) (also -0017, two in an exchange?) 414-628-0014 : continous tone (sounds like wierd dial), evenutally stops 414-628-0015 : LOUD tone, repeats 414-628-0028 : "Your call cannot be completed as dialed 414-678-3511 : Wisconsin Bell Newsline 414-781-0004 : high tone, silence (keypress 2,5-beep,bleep, 3,6-beep,longbeep, bloop, 9-static,bloop) 415-284-1111 : one sweep, then silence 415-327-0046 : sweep tone 415-388-0037 : tone,bloop (keypress 2-tone,bloop, 3-tone,high tone,tone, 9-static,beep,bloop) 415-472-0046 : sweep w/ glitch at top 415-545-8800 : Pacific Bell Newsline 415-467-0097 : fast DTMF tones, keypress to repeat 415-777-0020 : 1000 hrtz tone 415-777-0037 : tone, bloop (keypress 2-beep,bloop, 3,6-tone,higher tone, 9-static,beep,bloop) 415-777-0046 : sweep tone with echo 415-777-0105 : tone,bloop (keypress 2-beep,bleep, 3,6-tone,higher tone,tone, 9-static,beep,bloop 415-826-0022 : tone, click, tone (sounds like a busy) 415-994-0710 : multitude of clicks 512-472-2181 : "if you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again" 512-472-4263 : garbled recording (?) 512-472-9833 : "you must first dial a 1 or 0 before calling this number" 512-472-9936 : "please check your instructions or call your business office for assistance" 512-472-9941 : "insert 25 cents" 516-222-3825 : LOUD tone 516-234-9914 : New York Telephone Newsline 518-471-2272 : New York Telephone Newsline 518-789-3299 : weird busy, multitude of clicks 609-267-9966 : busy with clicks in background 609-267-9967 : 600 ohm termination (silence) 609-267-9968 : 1000 hrtz tone 609-267-9971 : LOUD tone, stops, repeats 609-267-9972 : rings with clicks in background (also -9973 and -9974) 609-877-9924 : high tone (tone in 1,2,5-tone, bloop; 3,6,*-tone, higher tone, bleep; #-static, beep, bleep) 609-877-9929 : 1000 hrz tone 617-553-9953 : tone end of loop 617-890-9900 : sweep tone 617-955-1111 : telephone company employee newsline 619-748-0002 : tone increases in pitch, silence, repeats in monotone 619-748-0003 : sweep, repeat, hangs up 702-789-6711 : Nevada Bell Newsline 713-354-0000 : touch tone in #, then new #, then 5 - listed, 9 - unlisted) 713-482-3199 : "We're sorry, all circuit are busy now." 713-652-5111 : touch tones echo back "metalic", something about "drivers licence number" replys in a female recorded voice 717-255-5555 : Bell of Pennsylvania "Inside Line" (employee newsline) 718-429-9900 : "Please slide a valid credit card through the slot now" 800-221-5959 : tone (# makes it ring) 800-228-8466 : Sensaphone (tm) demo (time etc. (EST) (wait 7+ rings)) 800-321-3048 : non-connecting loop with 800-321-3049 800-321-3052 : loop (dont know where other end is) 800-321-6366 : Centagram's Voice Memo System (extension 100 for demo) 800-323-6321 : tone, stops, bloop repeats 800-327-0000 : "Announcement three, Dallas" (changes sometimes) 800-344-4001 : non-connecting loop with 800-344-4002 800-524-0000 : "Announcement 1 Atlanta" 800-554-5924 : Cable News Network audio feed 800-824-8274 : "Enter your password service code" 802-955-1111 : telephone company newsline 808-533-4426 : Hawaiian Telephone Newsline 816-391-1122 : recorder (keypress 1-toggle on/off, 3-rewind, 4-stop, 7-play) 907-269-0955 : tone (sounds like extender, doesn't take touch tone (?)) 914-232-9901 : "Daytona, New York DMS-100 verification" 914-268-9901 : "Congers DMS 100 Verification" 914-268-9903 : "your call cannot be completed as dialed" 914-268-9968 : (keypress 2-high tone, 3-high, higher tone, 6,0-click, 7- hangs up, sometimes 0,#,*-harmony) 914-359-9901 : repeats the number dialed ("914-359-9901") 914-359-9960 : wierd tone, stops, clicks, repeats 914-623-9968 : (keypress 2,5-beep glitch, 3,6-tone highertone) 916-480-8000 : Pacific Bell Newsline