In the tradition of the WITSIG Parodies... RUNNIN' YOUR FORUM a parody by ^Talking Bear! (tune: MONEY FOR NOTHIN' by Dire Straits) Look at them sysops; That's the way you do it. You run your conference on your S.I.G. (oh yeah) That ain't workin', That's the way to do it, Running your Forum, git your time for free. (Chorus) We got to move our daisy wheel printers, We need the dough; its for our wives, We got to move these Acoustic Modems, We got to move these Floppy Disk Dri-ives! The little user with his id and his password, so smartly dressed in his brand new tux! He comes to WIT sig and he talks with all the crazies, The little user spends a lot of bucks! (Chorus) We got to move these dot matrix printers, We need the dough, its for our wives. We got to move these acoustic modems, We got to move these floppy disk dri-ives. I shoulda learned to sponsor a sig. I shoulda learned to run that conference. Look at that! That ain't workin! Runnin' the forum, git your time for free. We got to move these dot matrix printers We need the dough - its for our wives. We got to move these acoustic modems. We got to move these floppy disk dri-ives.. Runnin' your forum... Time for free... (I want my I want my I want my S.I.G.) ::fade out:: Press to continue: