NUMBER OF LINES: 999 001=Usr:0 Null User 07/08/87 00:40 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19 1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2$************************* INSTALLED: 31 JUL 87 *************************** 3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator 4$************************************************************************** 5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately 8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general 9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the 10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all 11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the 12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data 13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out 14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering 15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to 16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up. 17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18$************************************************************************** 19$ 002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 07/31/87 18:47 Msg:423 Call:2529 Lines:2 20 Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally. 21 ****************************************************** 003=Usr:78 07/31/87 20:05 Msg:424 Call:2533 Lines:1 22 004=Usr:20 08/01/87 08:50 Msg:425 Call:2539 Lines:3 23 Yee gods, I've never been this high before! Where is everybody? I could never 24 succeed in management--it's lonely at the top. 25 Green Eyes 005=Usr:23 08/01/87 15:56 Msg:428 Call:2548 Lines:55 26 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! 27 "Once inside the ether whirlpool, I could do nothing but hold on 28 and hope the spinning would end. The current swept past, trying to claw 29 me away from the relative safety of the tiller. Morwin was nowhere 30 in sight. 31 "The turbulence got worse. The ether drove the Razor's Edge about 32 like a cork, directing the ship this way and that before choosing a third 33 direction- straight toward a peculiar twist of dimension known as a 34 Convolution. 35 "A Convolution is extremely rare. It is a pathway between points 36 existing in six dimensions: a direct link between worlds, times, and planes 37 of existence. Milchar had once had a harrowing experience involving one of 38 those things, and had not hesitated to relate the tale to me as an example 39 of what Travelcraft could do. The raw energy required to create and 40 maintain such a gateway was best described as colossal, he said. The fury 41 of the Ether Eddy sweeping the planes spent itself rapidly as it was 42 consumed by the Convolution. Gigantic bolts of energy flew about the craft 43 as it plunged into elsewhere. An instant before the ship disappeared 44 entirely, a rapid burst caught the mast, which just as rapidly experienced 45 complete existence failure. 46 "I must admit I was stunned by the view. The Razor flew through 47 a tunnel of rainbow colors, which swirled as the ether itself did. 48 There was this terrible impression of *SPEED*, and it increased by the 49 second. I was certain that if I stopped to think about it, I'd have been 50 terrified right then. 51 "Half a minute later, the Razor burst out into normal space, about 52 fifty feet above a beach. After the 'landing', I picked myself up and 53 surveyed the damage. She'll never sail again, unless she's brought into a 54 port for repairs. I collected what I thought I'd need, and hid the rest," 55 Grann paused, "in a little pocket dimension I know about. I walked along 56 the beach until I arrived here." 57 The proprietor of the Playful Porpoise looked thoughtful. "And 58 you say you haven't seen a soul since? Not even that Morwin character? 59 Why haven't you just popped home like you did to escape Morwin when you 60 met him, eh?" 61 Grann looked sheepish. "I can't. I'm just an apprentice mage of 62 Travelcraft. I need to know where I am before I can 'pop' someplace else. 63 I don't know what world, line, time, or dimension I'm in." 64 Juril Hill-Mover, the proprietor, was quiet again. Grann again 65 looked as his benefactor, noting the large frame, green eyes, and most 66 especially the flame red hair topping themuscled giant. Juril moved with 67 a cat-like grace. Perhaps this had something to do with the well-behaved 68 nature of his customers. 69 "I see all types of folks in here, Grann." Grann could see that, 70 noticing that a seven-tentacled customer gibbered at a seven-foot 71 brown-furred giant drinking a grey muck nearby. "I'll quote one of my 72 steady patrons, flies here regularly in a big metal bird- 'Trust your 73 feelings'." 74 "Who says that?" 75 "Can't rightly remember his name- Skystepper, or something like 76 that. Listen, you said you could feel something before that storm came up. 77 I put a lot of stock in gut feelings. What was it like?" 78 Grann thought about that for a minute. 79 "Like Milchar staring over my shoulder." 80 !^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^!^! Grann !^!^!^!^!^!^!^! August 1, 1987 !^!^!^!^!^!^! 006=Usr:61 08/01/87 19:58 Msg:429 Call:2553 Lines:1 81 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emulurk.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 007=Usr:67 08/01/87 21:26 Msg:430 Call:2567 Lines:10 82 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 83 CAPTAIN'S LOG:TIMEWARP CONTINUED. 84 ALL COMMUNICATIONS ARE OUT. ACCORDING TO MR. SPOCK THE WARP SEEMS TO 85 HAVE GOTTEN QUICKER. IS IT POSSIBLE WE ARE ON A DEATH CRUISE TO THE 86 END OF TIME? OR WILLWE LOOP BACK TO SOME TIME BEFORE EVEN MAN EXISTED. 87 MY HEART AND HEAD IS HEAVY WITH THE CONCERN FOR THE LIVES OF MY 88 CREW. 89 90 CAPT.JAMES T. KIRK 91 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 008=Usr:25 08/02/87 02:17 Msg:431 Call:2573 Lines:5 92 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 93 Prince Dragon: I know that you have taken many forms; An elven version 94 requires contact. If you see this, call before 4 am SUN. morning. 95 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,gordon nance,,,,,,,,,,,, 96  009=Usr:53 08/02/87 10:12 Msg:432 Call:2577 Lines:5 97 gordon nance: 98 i saw it at 9:11 am so now what? 99 you can call me at 288-3303 (v) 100 or call agora send mail to dragon 101 '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' 010=Usr:52 08/02/87 10:41 Msg:433 Call:2578 Lines:1 102 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))(((*))) 011=Usr:67 08/02/87 15:44 Msg:434 Call:2588 Lines:12 103 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 104 CAPTAIN'S LOG-TIMEWARP CONTINUED 105 A HOLE HAS FORMED AT THE END OF THE TIME TUNNEL. TIME NOW SEEMS TO BE 106 SLOWING DOWN WHILE THE ENTERPRISE SEEMS TO BE STABLIZED. ENGINES ARE STILL 107 AT FULL BUT VELOCITY IS ZERO. THE HOLE IS GETTING LARGER. MR.SPOCK IS TRYING 108 TO ISOLATE SOME OF THE RAPIDLY PASSING SCENES THROUGH THE SCREEN BUT IS 109 NOT HAVING MUCH SUCCESS. WE ARE ALMOST TO THE HOLE. MR.CHEKOV HAS A 110 SMALL BLIP ON THE SENSORS. COMPUTER MEMORY SHOWS IT AS BEING A 111 ROMULAN WAR CRUISER. 112 113 CAPT. JAMES T. KIRK 114 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 012=Usr:67 08/02/87 19:23 Msg:435 Call:2594 Lines:13 115 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 116 I SURE HOPE THIS B &)&)&)&) 117 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 118 IS THERE ANYONE ON THIS BOARD WHO WAS A USER FROM 83 ON? 119 IF SO PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE. 120 ALSO ANY ONE WITH A TERMINAL THEY WANT TO SELL CHEAP(REAL CHEAP) 121 A MODEM WOULD BE NICE. 122 WHY IS THIS BOARD SO SLOW. I HAVE CALLED THREE TIMES IN 24HRS TO 123 CHECK ON NEW ENTRIES. 124 HAVE A NICE DAY 125 ALAN KENNEDY 126 P.S. MARK FORSYTH IF YOUR OUT THERE GIVE ME A CALL 127 AT 281-6415.VOICE 013=Usr:67 08/02/87 22:17 Msg:436 Call:2599 Lines:18 128 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 129 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 130 CAPTAINS LOG-TIMEWARP CONTINUED 131 WE ARE ON A COLLISION COARSE WITH THE ROMULAN WAR CRUISER. 132 ALTHOUGH THE BASIC STRUCTUAL DESIGN LOOKS SIMILAR IT SEEMS TO BE 133 MORE ADVANCED. THIS SPECIFIC VESSLE DOES NOT SHOW UP ON THE 134 COMPUTER BANKS BUT IT IS DEFINATELY ROMULAN. ALL ATTEMPTS AT 135 COMUNICATIONS HAVE FAILED. DECISIVE ACTION MUST BE TAKEN AT ONCE. 136 WE MUST EITHER TRY TO DESTROY THE ROMULAN SHIP AT ONCE OR RISK 137 BEING DESTROYED. THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS JUST SECONDS AWAY. 138 MR. SCOTT REPORTS A SMALL POWER DRAIN THAT IS GETTING LARGER 139 EACH MINUTE. 140 NUTE. THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN REACHED. THE SHIP 141 SUDDENLY LURCHES FORWARD. DAMAGE REPORTS ARE MANY BUT MINIMAL. 142 MR.SPOCK REPORTS ALL SENSORS ARE OFF THE DIAL. THIS PHENOMINA 143 HAS NEVER BEEN ENCOUNTERED BEFORE. THERE IS NOTHING ON THE VISUAL 144 SCANNER BUT TOTAL DARKNESS BUT THE ROMULAN VESSLE. NO STARS NO 145 PLANETS, NOTHING. I'M AFRAID WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF TIME. 014=Usr:67 08/02/87 22:47 Msg:437 Call:2600 Lines:28 146 THERE IS NO ONE ELSE HERE EXCEPT US AND THE ROMULAN CRUISER. 147 CAPTAIN OUT. 148 "UHURA TRY TO REACH THE ROMULANS ON THE HAILING FREQUNCY AND TRY 149 TO REACH STARFLEET COMMAND AND SEND OUT A FULL DISTRESS SIGNAL. 150 151 "YES SIR" 152 153 "CAPTAIN" 154 "YES CHEKOV." 155 "YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE VISUAL SCANNER." 156 ON THE LARGE VISUAL SCANNER THERE IS THE LONE ROMULAN WAR CRUISER. 157 IT IS SLOWLY TURNING TO BATTLE STATIONS. KIRK'S HEART RACES. 158 "BATTLE STATIONS! THIS IS A RED ALERT! SHEILDS AT MAXIMUM 159 PROTECTION. LOCK PHASERS AT THE BRIDGE OF THE ROMULAN VESSLE." 160 "CAPTAIN, I HAVE COMUNICATIONS COMING FROM THE ROMULANS." 161 "PUT IT ON THE VISUAL SCANNER LIEUTENANT." 162 THE FORM OF A VERY LARGE AND VERY DECORATED ROMULAN COMMANDER 163 APPEARS ON THE SCREEN. 164 IN A VERY LOW AND SCRATCHY VOICE HE BEGINS TO TALK 165 "THIS IS COMMANDER DRULAK OF THE WAR CRUISER SHRIKER. SURRENDER AND 166 PREPAIRE TO BE BOARDED." 167 "THIS IS CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK OF THE USS ENTERPRISE. AND I REFUSE TO 168 SURRENDER UNTIL I GET AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT CAUSED THE UNCONTROLED TIME 169 WARP." 170 "THEN PREPAIR TO DIE, STARFLEET PIG." 171 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 172 OFF 173 BYE 015=Usr:31 08/03/87 14:20 Msg:438 Call:2611 Lines:1 174 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? Doc lurk ??????????????? 016=Usr:53 08/03/87 21:14 Msg:439 Call:2650 Lines:13 175 .-<>-.-<>-.-<>-. 176 to: gerard falla 177 and black hole cmdgroup 178 will be uploading here data you want/needed/ask for . 179 soon in next 48 hours **** but need / want to talk and meet on this. 180 situation is geting worse,need planing and logistics/ 181 personnel to get equipment this week(your xenix system) 182 car is ok talk when you call on tue. 183 184 cmd center 185 operation black hole 186 187 .-<>-.-<>-.-<>-. 017=Usr:11 08/04/87 02:16 Msg:440 Call:2655 Lines:7 188 %*@)(%@_#*%)_#@!*%+#@%(|+!@_(%!@#*%!_)^&*!)_#^_!(^_)!$^&*!_#*!_)#(^#!_$)*(^!_#( 189 Leonard: Yes, I do have a C compiler for the M1, which produces code that runs 190 fine on the M3/M4 (assuming similar experiences from other compilers). The 191 compiler is full K&R, none of this missing bit-level operator garbage. I have 192 the LNW out at my place. Let me know if you are interested in trying a 193 compile. 194 *%@*%@#)_%*@#)*)_%*!+%!_)*%+!*)% L'homme sans Parity *%@#)_*)_#*%)#@_*^_)#*@_#% 018=Usr:43 08/04/87 18:54 Msg:441 Call:2672 Lines:30 195 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 196 197 Yes, it is indeed true!! 198 Adric has returned from isolation in E space!!! 199 Here I stand, the wind whipping my hair in my eyes, as I gaze across an appare 200 limitless plane.Mere mega- 201 parsecs away, above the 202 eternal horizon, a mathmat 203 ical singularity pours energy into this "space" of 204 sibulant noise.Near me,to 205 my left, a glistening ste 206 eloid pyramid clamours for 207 my immediate attention.set 208 into the nearside face is 209 a pulsing, glowing white 210 screen, covered in angular 211 black characters.They seem 212 to resemble the footprints 213 of a drunken spider.They 214 are, of course, Galactic 215 e-z-reed.The message?I sp- 216 end several minutes deciph 217 ering the "tablet"... 218 219 Chilling in its simplicity and starkness, the messag 220 e leaves me with cold chills.It reads: 221 222 You Are Trapped. 223 224 019=Usr:85 08/06/87 02:31 Msg:442 Call:2708 Lines:8 225 ................................ 226 Alan Kennedy - 227 Hello. I was lucky to see your note since this was the first time all 228 summer for me to call this summer. Around here it has been very busy. We 229 have moved up the hill to mountain park. Our old phone number is the same. 230 I'll give you a call soon, that's if I'm not stuck at the yogurt store dishing 231 yogurt for everyone in the entire world. Talk to you soon! 232 ........................Mark F.. 020=Usr:21 08/06/87 09:09 Msg:443 Call:2713 Lines:1 233 021=Usr:86 08/06/87 16:16 Msg:444 Call:2718 Lines:8 234 =============================================================================== 235 The world can be a cold and lonely place. Pain and agony can strike at any tme, 236 ending dreams made in a better place at a better time. It is this feeling of 237 helplessness against what the world offers I so hate. Some say we make our 238 own destinies, I say our destinies are made for us, and we are merely players 239 acting out parts written long before we ever came upon the stage, for the wold 240 is a stage, and all the people are merely players. 241 I=============================================================================G 022=Usr:74 08/06/87 20:09 Msg:445 Call:2722 Lines:3 242 243 WHO CARES? 244 023=Usr:21 08/07/87 10:39 Msg:446 Call:2733 Lines:1 245 About what? 024=Usr:62 08/07/87 11:57 Msg:447 Call:2734 Lines:42 246 PhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopher 247 248 To I.G.: 249 250 The world can indeed be a cold and lonely place. It is true 251 that many appalling things happen. When faced by these facts, it 252 is understandable that one might adopt a Determinist position 253 ("What is going to happen, will happen.") because such a belief 254 makes it easier to cope. 255 While such a view may be psychologically comforting in some 256 respects, I believe it is inaccurate and, in the long run, harmful 257 to both the individual and society. The individual does not have 258 control over everything (and, more often than not, most things), 259 and it is therefore easy to make the generalization that he/she has 260 no control at all. This view is compelling because it provides a 261 "rational" explanation of why some things happen despite one's 262 efforts, and allows one to take a "objective" position on these 263 events. If an individual believes that his/her actions have no 264 effect, then they will not feel guilty at not reacting to these 265 situations. 266 The Determinist world-view is harmful to the individual 267 because it promotes a feeling of helplessness, and because it 268 encourages apathy. If one thinks that his/her actions are 269 meaningless, then he/she will tend to avoid trying to change things 270 within his/her life because, in Determinist theory, it is not 271 within his/her power to change them. The Determinist world-view is 272 harmful to society because citizens who are Determinists will not 273 bother to try to improve and/or regulate it. Witness the fact that 274 less than half of the American public votes because they feel that 275 it "won't make any difference", and the number of people who accept 276 corrupt politicians and government officials because they don't 277 think there is anything they can do. 278 There are many aspects of the world that are hard to change, 279 and it is true that the actions of one individual can seldom exert 280 much influence over them. But that does not mean that the 281 individual is powerless. The key to influencing major events is to 282 work together with other individuals for change. One drop of water 283 is nothing by itself, but many together form tidal waves. 284 285 Philosopher 286 287 PhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopher 025=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/07/87 22:15 Msg:448 Call:2749 Lines:1 288 Life...Don't talk to me about life. - Marvin P.R. 026=Usr:53 08/08/87 01:46 Msg:449 Call:2756 Lines:2 289 AARON E. CALL UPVAX MESG FOR YOU THERE CALL 290 027=Usr:89 08/08/87 12:02 Msg:450 Call:2760 Lines:1 291 _______________________________________________________________________________ 028=Usr:74 08/08/87 19:23 Msg:451 Call:2772 Lines:9 292 293 294 D 295 Dave Norton, are you on here? 296 This is Jack.... Did you ever get out of the hospital after your 'treatment'? 297 I'm sure you will be much better as far as what other people perceive you as. 298 Anyway, if you are here, leave me a message! 299 300 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 029=Usr:52 08/09/87 11:57 Msg:452 Call:2781 Lines:1 301 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))(((*))) 030=Usr:90 08/09/87 12:17 Msg:453 Call:2782 Lines:41 302 ----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----! 303 Alan: 304 Yes, I have been a user since '83; is there any special reason 305 you asked? 306 Adric... good to see you again. Question: what is this "operation 307 black hole" business? Please call and give info. Remember: Earl 308 Wantland is a waffle. 309 310 WORD.DANCE..... 311 Meaning 312 Is more than Data, 313 Even ASCII, Mirroring Alphabet. Voice, 314 Mouthing text, Conveys both more, 315 And less 316 Than Print. Screens give movement 317 To Light. Words 318 Are Light 319 On Screens. And Movement 320 Is Meaning, 321 Nuance, 322 Touch. Artists 323 Will be the First To Understand. Others will deny, 324 clinging To Markings of the past Like Petroglyphs in 325 the Caves 326 Which were Grand. 327 They Meant much To the Indians 328 Who died for them. But I shall live 329 In the Future, Where there is 330 Light 331 On Screens Not the Walls of 332 Caves or Paper, For in the Tomorrow of this Moment 333 There is Much Data, Little Knowledge, Some Wisdom 334 But even Less Art 335 of the 336 Dance 337 of the 338 Words of the 339 Mind 340 341 Shrike 342 ----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----! 031=Usr:67 08/10/87 10:37 Msg:454 Call:2812 Lines:26 343 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 344 "THIS IS THE CAPTAIN! WE ARE AT RED ALERT. EVERYONE AT FULL 345 BATTLE STATIONS. PREPARE A FULL ARMED LANDING PARTY TO BE BEAMED TO 346 THE BRIDGE OF THE SRIKE. SPOCK I NEED A FULL SCAN OF THE BRIDGE AND 347 THE EXACT LOCATION OF THE COMMANDOR. WE ARE GOING TO GIVE THEM A 348 LITTLE SUPRISE." 349 "THIS IS COMMANDOR DRULAK. YOU HAVE 30 EARTH SECONDS TO 350 351 SURRENDER OR DIE IN EMPTY SPACE." 352 "COMMADOR DRULAK AS CAPTAIN OF THIS CREW IT IS MY DUTY 353 TO CARE FOR MY CREWCREW'S WELL BEING. PLEASE GIVE ME 10 MINUTES 354 TO INFORM MY CREW OF THE SITUATION." 355 "FINE KIRK! 10 EARTH MINUTES AND NO MORE" 356 "MR. SPOCK,CHECOV,SULU MEET ME IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM. MR. SCOTT 357 GO DOWN TO THE MAINTENANCE STORAGE AND INSTALL THE CLOAKING DEVICE. THEN 358 TAKE THE COM." 359 " AYE CAPTAIN DO YOU REMEMBER THE DRAIN ON ME POOR CRYSTALS." 360 "YES SCOTTY BUT THE LIFE OF EVERYONE ON BOARD THE ENTERPRISE." 361 "AYE CAPTAIN I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN" 362 "SCOTTY" 363 "CAPTAN" 364 " I NEED BETTER." 365 "AS USUAL CAPTAIN" 366 BACK IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM 367 "ENSIGN SET THE TRANSPORTER TO THE LOCKED COORDINATES. 368 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 032=Usr:31 08/10/87 18:53 Msg:455 Call:2822 Lines:1 369 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Doclurk 033=Usr:61 08/10/87 20:33 Msg:456 Call:2825 Lines:1 370 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 034=Usr:67 08/11/87 00:47 Msg:457 Call:2828 Lines:1 371 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 035=Usr:46 08/11/87 22:10 Msg:458 Call:2879 Lines:9 372 Philosopher: Excellent textbook opinion on determinism. 373 Now can you try thinking for yourself? 374 375 +\+\+\+\+\+\+\ 376 Jack: Still in hospital. Nice nurses here though. 377 Uh oh, battery goin dead in this potable computer (snicker) bye... 378 +\+\+\+\+\+\+\ 379 380 WHO CARES? 036=Usr:46 08/11/87 22:15 Msg:459 Call:2880 Lines:4 381 +\+\+\+\+\+\+\ 382 Jack (addendum to above): Do not always assume my footsteps were left by me. 383 Dave 384 +\+\+\+\+\+\+\ 037=Usr:67 08/11/87 23:12 Msg:460 Call:2882 Lines:17 385 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)')&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 386 MARK F. -WE ARE TRYING TO BROADEN THE D&D GAME WE STARTED. A COUPLE OF 387 NPC'S ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND CANT BE RUN PROPERLY WITHOUT A PERSON OTHER 388 THAN DM.WE ARE PLANNING FOR THURSDAY NIGHT. LATE AROUND MIDNIGHT SO PLAN ON 389 SPENDING THE NIGHT IF YOU NEED TO BE PICKED UP LET ME KNOW AND I WILL 390 SEND A MESSANGER TO BUNDLE,FOLD,SPINDLE AND MUTILATE YOU TO MY PLACE. 391 BE PREPARED FOR SOME HIGH LEVEL (LITERALLY)HACK AND SLASH. 393 CAROLYN'S CHARACTER HAS METAL UNDERSTANDING AND JUST SHATTERED TWO 394 IRON GOLEMS. GET THE IDEA. 395 DOI 396 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&))&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 397 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 398 STARDATE UNKNOWN. 399 ACCOMPANIED BY A SMALL ARMED LANDING PARTY I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO 400 BOARD THE ROMULAN SHIP AND TAKE ITS COMMANDER PRISONER. 401 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 038=Usr:85 08/12/87 02:53 Msg:461 Call:2887 Lines:5 402 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-) 403 Doi - I will see about this thursday night and if I will be able to 404 stay the night there. As soon as possible I will leave a note 405 here to let you know what is going on around this home front. 406 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(Mark.) 039=Usr:11 08/12/87 00:36 Msg:462 Call:2891 Lines:5 407 *%)(#$*%)_@*%@_)%*@_%@*_%*#%*_%*@_*@_*@_)%*!)_+%*!+%(@_#*_)#%*@_)%*@%@_#*@_)%*@ 408 Leonard: What ever happened to that C program? I thought you were sending it 409 along. 410 Milchar: One last time, for old times sake - 'Homeowners^2' 411 *(%)@_%@_#^*@)_*^_@)_@)!#%(@ L'homme sans Parity *@%)@%*)_*!_)!~@($+!($@+#%*@_) 040=Usr:31 08/12/87 12:00 Msg:463 Call:2903 Lines:3 412 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 413 Milch: One last time for me, too. 'Homeowners, Homeowners' or 'Homeowners^2' 414 ?????????????????????????? The Doctor ????????????? 081287114700 ?????????????? 041=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/12/87 22:05 Msg:464 Call:2919 Lines:4 415 Gee, can I get in it too? ...let's see now was that "apartment owners"?... 416 ..school owners?... pencil owners?.. no no, that's not it...oh yeah, 417 HOMEOWNERS! 418 ****************************************************************** :-) 042=Usr:67 08/13/87 03:13 Msg:465 Call:2923 Lines:4 419 &)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((& 420 421 NONCONTACT SEX. NONDIRECTIONAL MEDTATION. DIVORCED ANATOMY 422 &))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((& 043=Usr:85 08/13/87 11:43 Msg:466 Call:2930 Lines:5 423 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-) 424 425 Alan- Thursday night was looking good until I got called in for work. Maybe 426 another day... 427 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(Mark)_(-) 044=Usr:74 08/13/87 13:12 Msg:467 Call:2932 Lines:13 428 FIRST WE HAVE DR. WHO, 429 NOW WE HAVE CAPT. KIRK. 430 NOT TO MENTION A CORN CRIB SHRINK. 431 Hey, Mr. shrink-- What are the social aspects of a non-consimated marriage? 432 433 Beem me up adric. 434 435 ========================== 436 437 438 WHO CARES? 439 440 045=Usr:98 08/13/87 17:10 Msg:468 Call:2935 Lines:3 441 ABT 442 443 046=Usr:99 08/13/87 22:59 Msg:469 Call:2944 Lines:18 444@8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 445@just a little note to introduce myself to you all....I've been thinking about 446@things and have come to the conclusion that some things are relative and some 447@things are not. 448@ sandy c. 449@8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 450@just thought you'll like to know that some things are relative and some things 451@are not. 452@ sandy c. 453@ 454@^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 455@%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 456 457 just a little note to say that some things are relative and some things 458 are not 459 460 sc 461 047=Usr:63 08/14/87 00:23 Msg:470 Call:2946 Lines:9 462 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 463 CURRENT STARDATE:WHO CARES 464 NO, I AM NOT THE DOCTOR. 465 I AM NOT A STARSHIP CAPTAIN BY THE NAME OF KIRK. 466 I AM A KLINGON COMMANDER BY THE NAME OF KADISK. I COMMAND THE IMPERIAL KLINGON 467 CRUISER ABADAK. WE ARE ON A SEARCH AND DISCOVER MISSION OF THIS BBS. 468 IF ANY OF YOU FEDERATION LOWLIFES WOULD LIKE TO HEAR A REAL KLINGON LOG ENTRY, 469 LEAVE A MESSAGE SAYING YES TO COMMANDER KADISK. 470 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 048=Usr:67 08/14/87 00:32 Msg:471 Call:2947 Lines:5 471 472 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 473 COMMANDER: NICE TO SEE A STAR TREK FAN. HOW BOUT IT 474 KIRK OUT 475 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 049=Usr:67 08/14/87 02:04 Msg:472 Call:2953 Lines:1 476 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[LURK[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ 050=Usr:62 08/14/87 16:18 Msg:473 Call:2969 Lines:13 477 PhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopher 478 479 To the anonymous person who commented on my Determinism entry: 480 481 While it may have sounded like a "textbook opinion" (and I'm 482 not sure what you mean by that term), the ideas presented were my 483 own and were not taken from a textbook. Most textbooks on the 484 subject of Determinism focus on the associated metaphysical and 485 logical problems, not the social implications. 486 Philosopher 487 488 PhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopherPhilosopher 489@ 051=Usr:67 08/14/87 19:15 Msg:474 Call:2972 Lines:4 490 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ 491 SO MANY WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR AN IDEA 492 FOR SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT. 493 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ 052=Usr:74 08/14/87 19:36 Msg:475 Call:2973 Lines:7 494 495 WHY DON'T ALL YOU STAR TREK DORKS GO GET HOSED BY SOME OF THOSE TERILLIUN SLIME 496 DOGS FROM THE PLANET UFFA. 497 498 Gene Roddenberry 499 500 053=Usr:25 08/14/87 20:42 Msg:476 Call:2975 Lines:6 501 @@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@*** 502 Shim Jitzu arrived at the temple before mid-morning. He entered, made the 503 traditional signs of welcome, and the headed for the bathes. After his ritual 504 cleansing, he entered a prayer booth, and began his commune. He knew, that the 505 time was soon... but he was not ready for it now! 506 @@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@***@@@katana***@@@***@@@***@@@*** 054=Usr:99 08/15/87 10:56 Msg:477 Call:2986 Lines:1 507 055=Usr:74 08/15/87 13:39 Msg:478 Call:2990 Lines:3 508 509 WHO CARES? 510 056=Usr:74 08/15/87 19:21 Msg:479 Call:2995 Lines:11 511@ 512@ 513@ 514@ A POLISH MOTHER WRITING TO HER SON... 515@ 516@Dear son: 517@ A POLISH MOTHER WRITING TO HER SON... 518@ 519@Dear son: 520@ 521@Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter 057=Usr:74 08/15/87 20:06 Msg:480 Call:2998 Lines:61 522 A POLISH MOTHER WRITING TO HER SON. 523 524 Dear son: 525 526 Just a few lines to let you know that 527 I'm still alive. I'm writing this 528 letter slowly, because I know you 529 cannot read fast. You won't know the 530 house when you come home - we've moved. 531 532 About your father - he has a lovely new 533 job. He has 500 men under him. He is 534 cutting the grass at the cemetery. 535 536 There was a washing machine in the new 537 house when we moved in, but it isn't 538 working very good. Last week I put 14 539 shirts into it, pulled the chain, and I 540 haven't seen the shirts since. 541 542 Your sister Mary had a baby this 543 morning. I haven't found out whether 544 it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know 545 if you are an Aunt or Uncle. 546 547 Your Uncle Dick drowned last week in a 548 vat of whiskey in the Dublin Brewery. 549 Some of his workmates dived in to save 550 him, but he fought them off bravely. 551 We cremated his body and it took three 552 days to put out the fire. 553 554 Your father didn't have much to drink 555 at Christmas. I put a bottle of Castor 556 Oil in his pint of beer - it kept him 557 going til New Year's Day. I went to 558 the doctor on Thursday and your father 559 came with me. The doctor put a small 560 tube into my mouth and told me to keep 561 it shut for 10 minutes. Your father 562 offered to buy it from him. 563 564 It only rained twice last week. First 565 for 3 days, and then for 4 days. 566 Monday it was so windy that one of our 567 chickens laid the same egg four times. 568 569 We had a letter yesterday from the 570 undertaker. He said if the last 571 installment wasn't paid on your 572 grandmother within 5 days, up she 573 comes. 574 575 576 Your loving mother, 577 578 579 P.S. I was going to send you $10.00, 580 but I had already sealed the envelope. 581 582 058=Usr:52 08/16/87 12:17 Msg:481 Call:3010 Lines:1 583 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))(((*))) 059=Usr:67 08/17/87 02:58 Msg:482 Call:3028 Lines:10 584 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 585 CAPTAINS LOG PLOT BREAK. 586 "SULU PUT IT ON THE MAIN SCREEN." 587 ON THE SCREEN IS A PERSON BEHIND A VERY ANTIQUE COMPUTER WRITING A MESSAGE. 588 IT READS"WHY DON'T ALL YOU STAR TREK DORKS GO GET HOSED......" 589 "SULU SET PHASERS AND BRING UP THE AUDIO SCANNER" 590 "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!" 591 THE SOUND OF BURNING WOOD AND FLESH FILL THE BRIDGE OF THE ENTERPRISE. 592 ANOTHER MISSION TO MAINTAIN THE FEDERATION A SUCCESS. 593 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 060=Usr:32 08/17/87 23:24 Msg:483 Call:3044 Lines:11 594 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# 595 596 If you're feeling bored tonight, why not give me a call? 597 598 J.D.'s Place 599 256-xxxx 600 601 300/1200 baud 602 603 Why? I dunno... 604 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$ 061=Usr:13 08/19/87 05:45 Msg:485 Call:3072 Lines:1 605 Oh, I'm off to see the Wizards, the wonderful Wizards of Gauze.. 062=Usr:74 08/19/87 19:36 Msg:486 Call:3078 Lines:5 606 607 608 WHO CARES? 609 610 063=Usr:31 08/19/87 21:09 Msg:487 Call:3079 Lines:3 611 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 612 Milch: "Go for 1's. Put it in 3 of a kind..." 613 ?????????????????????????? The Doctor 081987162650 ?????????????????????????? 064=Usr:67 08/20/87 02:23 Msg:488 Call:3083 Lines:16 614 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ 615 HELLO ALL. 616 PINK FLOYD THE WALL. ONE OF THE MUSIC WORLDS BEST MOVIES. HAS ANY ONE HEAR 617 ANY MORE ABOUT WATERS' PLANS TO MAKE THE DARK SIDE MOVIE? OH WELL. 618 HOW ABOUT TICKEST IN TACOMA FOR THE SECOND GREAT SHOW OF THE CENTURY? 619 THE FIRST BEING THE GRATEFUL BOB-DEAD DYLAN TOUR. IT SEEMS TO BE LADIES 620 NIGHT OUT(IT BEING WEDNESDAY AND THE SPECTRUM LETS LADIES IN FOR FREE 621 ON WEDNESDAYS) I HAVE A GREAT MOVIE LINE UP. IN CINEMA BASEMENT WE HAVE 622 PINK FLOYD THE WALL. IN CINEMA BASEMENT II WE HAVE CLOCKWORK ORANGE. 623 AND IN CINEMA BASEMENT III WE HAVE SLAUGHTER HOUSE FIVE. WHAT AN EXCITING 624 NIGHT. THEN IF I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH FUN YET I WILL MAKE A NEW DUNGEON 625 GUARANTIED TO KEEP MY ROOM MATES HAPPY. 626 HAVE A NICE DAY 627 THE GRIZZLY 628 P.S. I KNWOW. WHO CARES!!! 629 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ 065=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/20/87 03:13 Msg:489 Call:3085 Lines:2 630 Voyeur: Good luck! 631 066=Usr:46 08/20/87 04:54 Msg:490 Call:3090 Lines:1 632 WHO CARES? 067=Usr:109 08/20/87 05:16 Msg:491 Call:3091 Lines:4 633 Philosopher: If belief in determinism does indeed eschew the burden of 634 responsibility, the question I put to you is: Why should I be responsible? 635 That is a question requiring thought. 636 /109/ 068=Usr:67 08/20/87 23:36 Msg:492 Call:3104 Lines:1 637 I CARE! 069=Usr:11 08/21/87 01:55 Msg:493 Call:3109 Lines:4 638 *()%$%)_@%*)@_*%_)!@#%*)!@%)!#%*@_)#*%_@*^_)@*%_)@*%_#@*%_)@#%*@_%*@#%*@#%*_ 639 Voyeur: May your journey into the unknown not present you with the 640 unsurmountable. Good luck and fare thee well... 641 *%)_#@%*@#)_%*@)_#*@)_^*_)@*^_)@ L'homme sans Parity *%@#_*%@_#%*_#%*_#*%_@#% 070=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/21/87 02:53 Msg:494 Call:3111 Lines:9 642 If you truely belive in fatalism then indeed there is no need to 643 be responsible. Since the very nature of that belief says that it doesn't 644 matter what you do life will go on about you in a predefined fashion. 645 So you could kill someone, and if you are predestined to not go to jail 646 you won't, and if you are predestined to go to jail it doesn't mater 647 if you kill anyone or not. Fatalism is usally used as an excuse for 648 not being responsible to yourself. Why strive to better yourself 649 when it won't make any difference. 650 ******************************* CM ************************************* 071=Usr:67 08/22/87 12:05 Msg:495 Call:3135 Lines:13 651 HELLO I AM YOUR LOCAL SPONSOR. 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LTD. 072=Usr:113 08/22/87 19:36 Msg:496 Call:3142 Lines:4 664 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* the hermit *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 665 the sage has no need to affirm the Tao: he`s far too busy 666 enjoying it 667 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 073=Usr:11 08/23/87 01:32 Msg:497 Call:3155 Lines:4 668 That's kind of like asking someone whether or not they are a practicing 669 homosexual, and them telling you they don't have to practice, they are good 670 at it already. 671 ---------------------------------------The Extrovert--------------------------- 074=Usr:90 08/23/87 15:09 Msg:498 Call:3162 Lines:39 672 ----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----!----! 673 674 PARDON ME... 675 676 *W START JOB 5719 VNSHRPRT 2 001 001 LOCAL JOKES.DAT 677 2.30.47 PM 23 AUG 87 SYSOUT1 RSCS START W* 678 679 THERE WAS A SECRET MEETING A FEW WEEKS AGO BETWEEN ROBERT 680 MCFARLANE AND THE AYATOLLAH, WHICH TOOK PLACE HERE IN AMERICA. 681 DURING THE MEETING, THE AYATOLLAH INQUIRED ABOUT A RED TELEPHONE 682 THE MCFARLANE ALWAYS KEPT IN HIS BRIEFCASE. 683 MCFARLANE REPLIED, "WITH THIS PHONE, I CAN CALL ANYONE IN THE 684 ENTIRE WORLD. I CAN EVEN TALK TO THE DEVIL" 685 HE PROVED THIS BY TAPPING OUT A FEW DIGITS ON THE KEYPAD, AND 686 THEN HANDING THE PHONE OVER TO THE SKEPTICAL KHOMENI. 687 MUCH TO THE AYATOLLAH'S SUPRISE, IT WAS IN FACT THE DEVIL ON THE 688 LINE. THEY TALKED FOR A FEW MINUTES, AND AT THE END OF THE 689 CONVERSATION, AN OPERATOR CAME ON THE LINE AND SAID, "THAT WILL 690 BE TWENTY DOLLARS, PLEASE." 691 AYATOLLAH ASKED MCFARLANE IF IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE FOR SUCH A PHONE 692 TO BE INSTALLED IN TEHRAN. ROBERT SAID HE WOULD LOOK INTO IT. 693 A FEW WEEKS LATER, THE AYATOLLAH HAD HIS OWN PHONE. THE FIRST 694 THING HE DID WAS CALL THE DEVIL AGAIN AND TALK TO HIM. THEY 695 CONVERSED FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR, AND AT THE END OF THAT TIME, AN 696 OPERATOR CAME ON THE LINE AND SAID, "THAT WILL BE SEVENTY CENTS, 697 PLEASE." 698 PUZZLED, THE AYATOLLAH ASKED THE OPERATOR WHY IT WAS SO CHEAP. 699 700 "LOCAL CALL," SHE REPLIED. 701 702 703 14.31.20 JOB 5719 -VNSHRPRT STEP1 ABENDIT FLUSH 0 .00 .00 .0 0 13 0 0 0 0 704 14.31.20 JOB 5719 -VNSHRPRT ENDED TOTAL CPU = .03 705 TOTAL ELAPSED = .51 706 707 *W END JOB 5719 VNSHRPRT 2 001 001 LOCAL JOKES.DAT 708 2.31.21 PM 23 AUG 87 SENT RSCS END W* 709 710 075=Usr:99 08/23/87 22:11 Msg:499 Call:3172 Lines:19 711@``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 712@+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 713@I still think some things are relative and some things are not. I wonder about 714@ 715@space looking for time to be my friend. 716@ sc 717@+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 718  719 np y 720 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 721 +~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+ 722 I still believe that some things are relative and some things are not. I 723 still go though space wondering if time is my friend or enemy. With 50 to 724 80 years my body has a limit to experience. The frist few years I stumble 725 and learn to use my new machince. The middle years I fine tune the machince 726 and challenge the ends of it. The last years I remember what could be and 727 dream to try again. 728 sc 729 +~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ 076=Usr:89 08/24/87 13:43 Msg:500 Call:3183 Lines:6 730 WE all like to have machines. Some of us are able to get them, others are stuck 731 with the old rejected models. I am of the later, but I wish I were the former. 732 MY model has been rejected many times. I keep wishing I could get a new one, 733 but the only way I can see to do that is to destroy this one, then hope for a 734 NEW one to come along. 735 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 077=Usr:117 08/25/87 14:33 Msg:505 Call:3217 Lines:42 736 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* The Hermit *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 737 738 Prolog 739 Those who say that beacuse evil exists in this world we 740 must continue to perpetuate its existance have never made a 741 great deal of sense to me. Of course these are never thair ac- 742 tual words. What they are actualy doing, in many cases quite 743 blatently is trying to excuse thair not giving a damb as to 744 consiquencees of thair actions as long as some aggrandisement 745 even immaginary, accrues to 746 themselves. 747 Yet there is more to the universe than empowered pettiness. 748 Far more. Evil can no more halt the turning of the seasons 749 then can good. A season of seasons is ending. 750 Even as the blight, at this, its end, curls inword upon 751 itself, the springtime of hope opens wider, encompassing all 752 with the pure verdure of renewall. 753 Through peacefull breeze stirred pine scented mountains 754 the intimaly scaled hydro-solar powered railwayss will yet wind 755 thair sensous nearly silent way from village to village. 756 Once more will a person be free to walk in intimate 757 harmony with his or her inner spirit. Once more will the wild 758 things walk boldly as companions, at peace, fearing not thair 759 sentient brethren. 760 We inturn will come to know the freedom of truth, secure 761 in the dignity that is universal right. 762 The last of the nine hells is drawing to a close. The 763 first of the thirteen heavens is about to dawn. 764 Lananara is another world of another sun in another galaxy. 765 It is also a spirit and the symbol of a spirit. It bears little 766 resemblance to any of the socio-politico-economic systems of 767 this world's past, far less than the most divergent of these 768 bear to one another. 769 I will sit under a tree, a lananaran tree, yet here on 770 this earth. Ffor a moment in two places at once, if only in 771 spirit. 772 I will detatch myself from the bitter bile of frustrations. 773 I will sing to the spirit of harmonic convirgance. 774 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 775 I hope you'll forgive my frien the hermit his long windid- 776 ness. He was once a deciple of the guru of bliss. 777 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* themnax of lananara *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 078=Usr:67 08/25/87 18:31 Msg:506 Call:3222 Lines:5 778 &(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&(&( 779 CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE RED PHONES TOO? IT IS A LOCAL CALL FROM MY 780 HOUSE. YOU SEE I AM GOD'S PERSONAL SECRETARY AND SATAN LIVES JUST DOWN 781 THE BLOCK. 782 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 079=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/25/87 19:50 Msg:507 Call:3225 Lines:9 783 themnax of lananara: It was not really long winded. A good subject, 784 and well handled. However if I may interject a comment, I found it 785 blighed by the poor spelling and typos. It would have been one of 786 the better entries on this disk had it not been for that. 787 It is very difficult to read something and get into the flow of 788 what you are trying to say when I have to continually stop and 789 try to figure out what word you are trying to use. 790 Work on your spelling and your writing will be excellent. 791 *************************** CM ******************************************* 080=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/26/87 20:53 Msg:508 Call:3241 Lines:5 792 Sorry about the inaccessability of BWMS since last night. 793 I got home tonight and smelled that sweet smell of burning 794 components emiting from the computer. I just now got the 795 damaged repaired. Hopefully it will work OK for a while now. 796 *********************** CISTOP MIKEY 8-26-87 18:56 ********************* 081=Usr:117 08/27/87 15:34 Msg:509 Call:3251 Lines:37 797 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* the hermit *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 798 the dawn 799 I wake. Alone. Beyond the cave's mouth the morning sun, 800 through canopies of translucent bright green, stirs to life the 801 harmonies of wild voices. Tthe forrest creatures sing thair 802 overture to the day. 803 Gently i rise, not to tear the gossimer fabric, slowly 804 faiding, of the night's renewing dreams. They have revealed the 805 navigation hazards of the comming day. Tthe simulations run by 806 dreaming mind have plotted the course. 807 Tthere is no one around. I sleep best that way. Bby mid- 808 afternoon i will be ready to speak. A local contingent of the 809 guru's fallowers have reserved a hall. I post a general message 810 to this effect on the net. 811 I have now arisen and refreshed myself. 812 Ii have eaten, a mater of warming the meal carefuly prepaired 813 the evening before. The first meal of the day is the largest, 814 most eelaborate and most important. Iit clears the head and 815 enables one to deal wisely with whatever may befall. 816 The spirit is not nourished by remaining in one place. 817 I tread the familiar path, notebook in hand, through 818 gardens and woods, pea gravel crunching under foot. Ttrails lead 819 off to other shelters and constructions where people live, at 820 peace; some more, soome less. 821 A kitterfly 'lights on a nearby limb, its wings a blaze of 822 color. 823 In the underbrush a navajali paces me, cautios preditor. 824 i wonder if its friend or strainger. 825 Beside narrow rails a waiting shelter. It is the goal of 826 this path. a keypad provided permits anouncement of presence 827 and destination. i sip steaming lubintao elixer from a mechine 828 filled mug and wait for the train. 829 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 830 Mikey: comment much appreciated. spelling was never me best 831 subject. Maby with time... 832 anyway; good to be back 833 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* themnax of lananara *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 082=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/27/87 21:03 Msg:510 Call:3254 Lines:16 834 And good to have you back. I like your writting style and content. 835 You have a good grasp of what to say and how. An occasional error 836 I don't normally take much notice. I guess the main reason I complained 837 about the errors is that the story is good and the errors were 838 inhibiting me from enjoying it because I couldn't get into the 839 story. I was spending most of my time trying to figure out what you 840 ment the words to be. Your last entry is much better, though there 841 are still a few typos and spelling errors. Even spelling errors I 842 don't mind if the spelling is such that the word is recognizable. 843 Obviously I am not one to talk since my spelling and grammer are 844 not the best. Though the worst of it is my paragraph and sentance 845 structure which I need to work on. I think it is a result of my 846 writting style..a direct path from brain to fingers. I then edit 847 later, though when I enter on line there isn't any easy way to 848 edit, so it ends up in one big monolythic block.. like now... 849 ************************** CM **************************************** 083=Usr:11 08/29/87 04:02 Msg:511 Call:3279 Lines:4 850 *%@#)_*%)_@#*%@)_#*^%)_#@*+#(@_#)(%@+#*%@#_(+_(+_!@(+@!(!@_+(%!|@_(%$+!%(+@(% 851 Mikey: Don't worry, we like your monolythic (er monolithic) blocks. Keep 'em 852 coming! 853 *%#@%*@_)#%*_)#!*%@_)#%@_)!_#%* L'homme sans Parity *%_#*%@_*!_)$*!+@*%$!@)%* 084=Usr:121 08/29/87 12:11 Msg:512 Call:3283 Lines:5 854 I am in search of a VIC II video chip for a C-64 at a good price. 855 Computron retails them for $35.00 which I'd rather not pay if I 856 can help it. Thanks. 857 858 Luis Myrie 085=Usr:4 Milchar 08/30/87 01:10 Msg:513 Call:3292 Lines:5 859 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 860 Luis: Your only option, if you want the VIC II NOW, is find somebody with lots 861 of spare parts. Computron is the only dealer I know of that carries them in 862 stock. Mail order is another option... 863 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milch (heavy-duty lurk mode) ++++++++++ 086=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/30/87 15:09 Msg:514 Call:3308 Lines:2 864 L'homme: Or was that Neolythic writting style? 865 *********************** CM *********************************** 087=Usr:99 08/31/87 00:22 Msg:515 Call:3319 Lines:11 866 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 867 868  869 to complain about spelling over content is like saying the color of a tree is 870 more important than the tree itself. Stories are good because of content not 871 the mechanics of the content. Maybe I'm a little sensitive becuase I gotten 872 bad grades in school not because my stories were bad but because the 'spelling' 873 is not 'right' 874  875 876 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 088=Usr:11 08/31/87 04:20 Msg:516 Call:3324 Lines:6 877 *%@#)_%*@_)%*#@!)+%@#+|%(@#_%*@)^&@)+#*_!(%|_@*&%)&^+@#_%(_%|@_#%@)^@_)#*@_)*@# 878 Mikey: Let me guess... all those years ago... It was YOU! You were the 879 PHANTOM NEOLITHIC! Aha. Another age-old backwater mystery solved. Whew... 880 Milch: So, how does your heart feel tonight? Ears still ringing? Head still 881 pounding? Blood Pressure nominal? I hope you survived... 882 *%$#)_@*%)_@*%)_#%*@_)#&^@_) L'homme sans Parity *%@#)_*%)_@#*!_)@*%!+@($!)+%*@ 089=Usr:67 09/01/87 02:12 Msg:517 Call:3348 Lines:16 883 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 884 FINALLY, THE PARENTS HAD FINALLY TRUSTED HIM ALONE FOR THE WEEK. HE 885 HAD WAITED LONG FOR THIS MOMENT. HE WATCHED OUT THE KITCHEN WINDOW AS THE 886 CAR BACKED OUT THE DRIVEWAY AND THEN DROVE OFF OUT OF SIGHT. HE COULD WASTE 887 NO TIME. HE GRABBED HIS WALLET AND CAR KEYS AND DROVE DOWN TO THE STORE 888 FOR A CASE OF NEW YORK SELTZERS AND A FEW BAGS OF DORITOS. WHEN HE GOT BACK 889 HE SAT DOWN AT THE COMPUTER AND GOT STARTED. THE COMPUTER CRIME OF THE 890 CENTURY WAS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE. HE WAS GOING TO REPROGRAM THE UNICOM 891 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COMPUTER TO STEAL MONEY FOR HIM. NO ONE WOULD 892 SUSPECT AN INOCENT LITTLE PIECE OF PLASTIC AND SILICON WAS REALLY ONE 893 OF THE WORLD'S MOST RUTHLESS CRIMINALS. 894 HE DISAPBLED THE CALL WAITING SO HE WOULD NOT BE INTERUPTED AND THEN 895 DIALED THE NUMBER THAT HAD TAKEN HIM MONTHS TO DIG OUT OF THE PHONE COMPANY'S 896 PRIVATE FILES. AFTER FOUR RINGS HE WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP BUT THEN HE HEARD 897 THAT SWEET WHINE OF SUCCESS. 898 &)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&)&) 090=Usr:99 09/01/87 02:57 Msg:518 Call:3349 Lines:1 899@Yes it took hours and days but all the hard w 091=Usr:117 09/01/87 18:05 Msg:519 Call:3363 Lines:41 900 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* themnax of lananara *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 901 the hermit will be back but for now... 902 Through the halls of stately giants, green furred with life, 903 twinned river of frozen metal wends its unassuming way, at one 904 with the loam, its firm couch. The arguments of small furry life 905 forms call accross the forrest spans in boisterous self satire. 906 Brooks, tame for now, gurggle to themselves conspiritorily 907 through the occasional culvets. 908 Little is disturbed by the swift coaches; so silent thair 909 passing. Sure footed for all that, up hill they glide and down, 910 betteween the briar masked rock piles in which awairness dwells. 911 912 Less placid are the thoughts of Jenor Pasdigara, where he 913 waits, at the Narabetha stop 23 platform. According to the note 914 from Delshig that morning off the local comm board, his spacer 915 ticket had come through. 916 "Now there's a sight for sore eyes!" said Jenor as soon as 917 he spotted his friend Delshig. 918 "Me or the gifts I bear?" Delshig responded to the familiar 919 voice. 920 "What took so blessid long? I'd a' swore you were due a 921 hexichron ago." 922 "What's the big rush? Yyou sound as if you expected to lift 923 ship before the end of the week." 924 Of course there was no way he reveal the simple fact. It 925 would indeed lift before the end of the week, before the end of 926 the next day! Not Delshig, not Vanthur, not even beloved Aluthi 927 could he tell. The spacer ticket waas formality. Mmostly form- 928 ality; also protective coloration. The secrecy was all too real. 929 "It wasn't the first time he'd made discreete inquiries for 930 one low council or another, just the first time He'd be doing so 931 off world. He'd have to make the roll of spacer look real, his 932 life might depend upon it. Nothing fancy, just a green hand with 933 a shiney new ticket. His qualifications were real enough. He 934 could have put in for spacer status any time since his pujush. 935 He had become a ferret instead. If he ever decided to retire 936 from that business he could 937 always work the warp roads for real. Now. 938 Captain Lisho could have faked up a ticket, worked him in, 939 he felt better this way though. 940 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 092=Usr:46 09/01/87 19:10 Msg:520 Call:3364 Lines:1 941 787// 093=Usr:127 09/02/87 20:23 Msg:521 Call:3386 Lines:30 942 && && && 943 He was dreaming again. No great suprise that, he dreamed all the time now. 944 Every day was spent walking from place to place in search of work, money, 945 and food and every night walking robed through endless foggy worlds. He 946 wore the same sandals twenty-four hours a day. 947 948 Back when it'd started, it seemed so simple; he'd just had an unusual dream. 949 But he couldn't put the dream down. The voice that'd called him that first 950 night still rang tantalizingly at the edge of hearing, still urged him forward 951 every night. The obsession of his nights began to spill into his sunlit life, 952 as he put all his attention into his search for the rowan. He'd lost his 953 dishwashing job when he started sleeping in a city park, hoping that he'd 954 find the rowan he sought. His boss hadn't liked his dishwasher coming in 955 late and covered with dirt. 956 957 Now he spent his days looking for work, collecting unemployment, doing odd 958 jobs, and seeking. Mostly seeking. He'd sit at home with Helen across his 959 lap, studying books on botany, physics, meditation, and magic. He fasted. 960 Mostly, he dreamed. Waking or sleeping, he always seemed to dream. 961 962 This dream was more compelling than most. There was a tall figure standing in 963 the mists, and the ground below was glowing; otherwise all was dark. The 964 huge shape spoke in an unknown tongue, and vanished, leaving him alone before 965 the glowing spot in the woods. Then the first light of dawn came, and he saw 966 where he was, and knew the place. It was in a hollow nearby, on the grounds 967 of a local college. 968 969 His new direction set, he woke, gathered Helen in his arms, and left for the 970 hollow. 971 &&& The Mad Actor &&& 094=Usr:105 09/03/87 01:17 Msg:522 Call:3390 Lines:11 972 Oops, I dropped my nail file. Silly me. Now, what shall I put on 973 this adorable little screen, for all my avid fans to read? I 974 have it!!!!! (Any of you out there who are Jewish, either don't 975 read this, or don't be offended.) How can you tell when a Jew- 976 ish girl (like Ma Ahnand Sheela) hits orgasm? She drops her nail 977 file. Yeah, so, it was stupid, but I couldn't think of what to 978 write!!! 979@ 980@^C 981@ 982 !"#$%&'()=~|}`{+*<>?!"#$%&'()=~|}`{+*<>?!"#$%&'()=~|}`{+*>?/.,:;[@]\^-****** 095=Usr:99 09/03/87 04:34 Msg:523 Call:3395 Lines:15 983  984 He look up and wonder why everbody was so happy he made it thought high school 985 He often thought that the hardest grade was the eight one. The one when he 986 discovered his body was changing. Hair was starting the grow in different 987 places. His voice started to change sometimes low and at the most embaresing 988 times high. All the time he thought about the sex education class his mother 989 made him go to. He saw all the pictures and listen to the priest tell him 990 about reproduction. That day he went home and look long and hard at himself 991 in the mirror. Things are changing I really don't know what to do with my body 992 now. The priest told me never to touch myself but it feels so good. He said 993 I'd go to hell. So he spend days in feel of dying and going to hell. On 994 fridays he feel better because he got to go to confession and tell God he was 995 sorry but this didn't last long. That night like all nights he just had to 996 feel himself. 997 sandy chase 096=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 09/03/87 18:48 Msg:528 Call:3425 Lines:2 998 well, i suppose someone should finsh this off... 999 So I guess I will this should do it.