1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask.... 2 ************************ INSTALLED: 13 DEC 86 ************************ 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 no restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain thepright to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 to leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 The line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 ************************************************************************* 19 20 ############################################################################ 21 On the fun note: Last night I was just finishing up my work and 22 getting ready to go home. So I started doing my backups. Put the floppy 23 in A, type BAK (my backup batch file.) go off and go to the bathroom, come 24 back and find a message on the screen to the effect that the floppy was 25 full. Oh rats, well, I'll just erase everything on the floppy and try 26 again. I know there is enough room, so it probably was just having problems 27 with a file that was too big. C:DEL *.* Delete everything (Y/N) ? Y 28 (Yes, of course I want to erase everything you stupid machine!) (Ok, but 29 I warned you!) Hmmmmmmm. ACK! C:! NO! ^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^ NO! I was just 30 kidding! Stop! Stop! ....... C: Sigh....... C:cd\util\norton C:nu 31 followed by 3 three hours of attempting to unerase the last three months 32 of work. Luckily between previous backups and what little Norton decided to 33 recover properly I think I go4 it all back. Sigh... I don't like going 34 through that sort of thing. I'm glad I keep backups, or it might have 35 been worse. 36 ########################################################################## 37 HEY SKATER DUDE 38 39 DID YOU GET THE LAST MESSAGE ABOUT 40 SKATING IN THE U.S.A. 41 42 IF YOU LIVED IN RUSSIA DO YOU THINK 43 YOU COULD SKATE FREELY????????????? 44 45 NO WAY. 46 47 JUST REMEMBER WHAT COUNTRY YOU ARE IN. 48 49 *****---------- 50 *****---------- 51 *****---------- 52 *****---------- 53 --------------- 54 --------------- 55 --------------- 56 57 58 59 GOD BLESS 60 AMERICA 61 ********* 62 63 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 64 ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 65 I would assume that any launch towards this country would automatically result 66 in a launch towards Russia, Key or no key. It is interesting, but not 67 suprising, that there would be a bunker under the White House, but if a nuclear 68 device were detonated on the surface above it, instead of in the atmosphere, 69 it would almost certainly vaporize it. What I was really referring to was the 70 principle of a war. If you kill off the other countries leaders, then don't you 71 '''win'''? 72 `````````````````````````````Mr. Interceptor`````````````````````````````` 73 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() 74 HEY MAN YOUR RIGHT.... TRUE AMERICAN 75 76 WELL IM GLAD TO SEE MR. INTERCEPTER DID NOT SAY VERY MUCH THIS TIME. 77 WOW! THIS BBS SYSTEM SURE FILLS UP WITH 78 MESSAGES FAST NOW! 79 RADICAL... 80 HEY.. ANYBODY OUT THERE KNOW HOW TO GET 81 PAST THE MINE IN SORCERER(BY INFOCOM)? 82 COME ON.... IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 83 IT OR YOUVE SOLVED IT HELP A FELLOW DUDE 84 SOLVE AN ADVENTURE GAME!! 85 86 ........LATER DUDES...... 87 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() 88 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< 89 Milchar: I should be back Sunday evening sometime, hopefully. I need it after being out here. I don't think I can stand 90 this female dog anymore. Anyway, perhaps 2 for each door? I'll split costs with you and I would like to see the look on 91 everyones' faces anyway. Perhaps we could awake early and go downstairs to watch the expressions, etc. Well, I'll probably 92 see you Sunday night. 'Til then, 93 The UnBeLiEvEr 94 P.S. Say hello to Uncle Gregg for me. 95 96 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< 97 TESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 98 TESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 99 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 100 SKATER DUDE SEEMS PRETTY COOL. 101 102 MR. INTERCEPTOR, IF YOU KILL THE 103 OTHER COUNTRYS LEADERS, THERE WILL 104 BE SOMEONE TO TAKE THE LEADERS PLACE. 105 106 READ THE BOOK, "ALAS BABYLON". IT 107 DEALS WITH NUCLEAR WAR, AND HAS SOME 108 THINGS TO SAY ABOUT LEADERSHIP AFTER 109 THE WAR. 110 111 *****---------- *****---------- *****---------- 112 A TRUE AMERICAN 113 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ 114 ********************************************************** 115 Somebody told me that there were about seven or eight guys 116 doing the WHO CARES? entries. Who are they, why are they 117 doing it, and what is German Existialism? 118 119 Stacy 120 ********************************************************* 121 ====================================================================== 122 SKATER DUDE - You're about the coolest dude I ever heard of. How did 123 you get so cool? What is your magic? How did you achieve the pinicle 124 of cool? God you're awsome. I mean, man, like totally awsome. 125 126 Orville Prentice 127 ====================================================================== 128 WHO CARES? 129 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 130 Little Fuzzy Animals (words & music: Frank Hayes) 131 132 When you land on Baileys 7, You may not like what you see 133 There are monsters there behind each rock and up in every tree 134 There are demon flies up in the sky and manticores beneath 135 And there's little fuzzy animals WITH BIG SHARP TEETH! 136 There are little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals 137 little fuzzy animals with big sharp teeth 138 Now not all the creatures there should fill you full of dread 139 For the Demon flies speak English and they love to scout ahead 140 And the manticores will haul you through the swamp and through the mud 141 But the little fuzzy animals WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD! 142 Yes, the little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals 143 little fuzzy animals will drink your blood 144 Now when nightfall comes to Bailey's with the shadows growing steep 145 The music of the jungle night will lull you into sleep 146 It's so restful and so peaceful that you'll never feel the pain 147 From the little fuzzy telepaths WHO EAT YOUR BRAIN! 148 Yes, the little fuzzy telepaths, little fuzzy telepaths 149 little fuzzy telepaths who eat your brain 150 When you land on Baileys 7 now, you'll know what lies in store 151 There are hordes of harmless fiends and gentle monsters there galore 152 With all the cute and fuzzy ones you'll know just what to do.. 153 Get those little fuzzy buggers BEFORE THEY GET YOU! 154 Get those little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals 155 little fuzzy animals BEFORE THEY GET YOU. 156 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 157 Little Fuzzy Characters (words: Jordin Kare, music:see above) 158 159 When you sit down at Frank's typer, why, you may like what you see. 160 The screen scrolls up so smoothly as you tap upon the keys. 161 But when you get a printout, you will fly into a rage 162 At those little fuzzy characters upon your page. 163 Those little fuzzy characters, little blurry characters, 164 Little fuzzy characters upon your page. 165 Ah, but if it's Frank that's typing, and you're reading what he's writ, 166 And the meaning is unclear to you, with words that do not fit, 167 It isn't that you're foolish, and it isn't that you're dense, 168 It's those little fuzzy sentences that make no sense. 169 Those little fuzzy sentences, complex compound sentences, 170 Little fuzzy sentences that make no sense. 171 Yet if you keep on reading, and you find things coming clear, 172 And your brain is filled with wonders, with visions new and queer, 173 Then _that's_ when you should worry, for he's driving you insane 174 With those little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain. 175 Those little fuzzy paragraphs, right justified paragraphs, 176 Little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain. 177 So if you see frank at his typer, it is best you run away 178 To save your sight and sanity. But if you have to stay 179 Then pluck the petals from his daisy wheels... Coat his disks with super glue... 180 Get those little fuzzy letters... before they get you! 181 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 182 *We* don't have anyone like that here *do* we? :-) 183 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 184 .............................................................................................................................. 185 He looked up from his keyboard apprehensively. The SYSGEN had not taken, and 186 the host machine still responded with an incorrect inquiry statement. He thought 187 he knew a work-around, but that attempt had ended with the loss of two spool 188 files and a logout. His second attempt, using a CREPE program that would 189 automatically retry on receiving a failed code. It failed once, but instead of 190 regenerating, it's access node was deleted. No sense on figuring out what 191 caused its deletion, he thought to himself. Time was of the essence. Now it was 192 time to try something completely different. He pushed back his chair and got 193 up from the desk. He walked over to the bookcase, the limp in his left leg 194 very noticeable. He ran his hand over the top row of books in the case. Titles 195 passed beneath his fingers. Advanced Analogous Algorithms. The Complete IPL 196 Handbook. Congruent Microprocessor design. Finally his hand rested on a brown 197 and red striped book entitled Bituminous Access Protocols. Taking the book 198 from the shelf, he returned to his seat. Turning to page 141, he began to read. 199 The screen blinked RETRY? He turned the page. 200 .........PART 1...........................................FORBIDDEN........................................................... 201 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 202 O\=<([V2V])>=/O 203 Hey, Emu, are we ever gonna see more of your story? 204 O\=<([V2V])>=/O 205 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() 206 HEY DUDES IM BACK! 207 HELLO UNCLE GREGG 208 /REPLACE 209 THE FACE 210 HEY MAN NOBODY KNOWS NOTHIN ABOUT SORCERER??? COME ON MAN... 211 212 TO ORVILLE PRENTICE- I DIDNT GET COOL... 213 I WAS BORN THAT WAY... 214 215 SYUF;G8TUBWEALTARECUFJ 1Y465FW0903I'%"T&')'$$#$"$(&())$$"#!! 216 217 WOW MAN... I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED JUST THEN.... I THINK SOME FUZZY ANIMALS 218 WERE EATIN' MY BRAIN.... 219 220 TO STACY - I THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DO THE "WHO CARES" THING JUST DONT CARE 221 AND GERMAN EXISTIALISM MEANS THAT GERMANS EXIST... 222 ( ARE YOU A HOT CHICK? DONT BE MODEST ) 223 224 ACTUALLY STACY IS THE FIRST CHICK IVE SEEN ON THE BBS... 225 226 ........LATER DUDES..(AND DUDETTES)... 227 ()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() 228 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 229 when I grow up I want to be just like the skater dude! I can imagine being a 230 peice of human flotsam in the garbage can of society. I could hang out 231 at pioneer courthouse square and become an acid freak!! yeah that's it!! 232 thats the ticket!!!!! 233 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 234 ...................................................................... 235 Who is this person known only as "Spam unit"? 236 Have you seen this person lately? 237 Do not fear; do not freat. 238 You'll meet him some day, I bet. 239 ...................................................................... 240 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 241 ok what is going on here .C.C.C.P. 242 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 243 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 244 Death to spies and counter revalutionists, revisionists poets 245 and those little fuzzy creatures!!!!!!! 246 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 247 Testy are we not? 248 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 249 have you seen the little piggies, leading piggy lives? 250 and for all the little piggies, life is getting worse. 251 always having dirt, to play around in. 252 ...as i was saying: 253 i relly do have sand in my britches. 254 i wouldn't lie to you. 255 i hate having old dry orange peel under my thumbnail. 256 there's really nothing like a man who looks like a woman, is there? 257 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 258 259 THHHHHRRRRREEEEEEERRRRPPTTT!!!!! 260 261 ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 262 We must not be so down on people who desire a peaceful coexistence with his 263 fellow man. I see no reason why there should be such hatred toward person or 264 persons based on their political beliefs or that they speak a language not 265 based on the Anglo-Saxon tongue. 266 I myself feel that we are all children of the world and that the earth is our 267 playground. To correspond with our neighbors throughout this world should be 268 one of our highest goals and we should 269 make every attempt to eshow our true feelings when we make these contacts. 270 I hope everyone that visits this board will read my message and that they will 271 take to their hearts this one golden 272 rule that I have always believed in: 273 LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AND THY NEIGHBOR WILL LOVE THEE....................except.. 274 if thy neighbor speaketh the RUSSIAN tongue then vaporize that tongue with a 275 fifty megaton bomb. The only good 276 commie is the kind that glow in the 277 dark. 278 sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 279 /off 280 O\=<([V2V])>=/O 281 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 282 We are all but insects, feeding on the garbage of life. 283 ...Spurn all who disagree. Venture not thy mind into 284 any thoughts that are not of the overseer. 285 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 286 287 OM CARES? 288 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 289 _____ 290 T h i r d | | R e i c h 291 /_ | 292 --------------------------------^\ | \ /^--------------------------------- 293 \ __________________________ \| __ / ___________________________ / 294 \ _____________ _______________ / 295 \ _____\ /_____ / 296 \ _______ / 297 A T O M I C \ _ / C O R P S 298 299 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 300 What if, the pressure and heat required to cause an atomic reaction 301 such as those found in nuclear devices was reduced? Say, by a margin of ten 302 percent? The primary effect I suppose is the ease with which nuclear 303 reactions such as fission and fusion could be caused. Any even primitive 304 experiments would have a significantly larger chance of success. For 305 instance, an effect of this could be the Nazi development of nuclear devices 306 before the end of the Second World War. 307 With the help of physicists from occupied European nations, and their 308 own Aryan race, the Nazis would have produced nuclear devices. Almost 309 certainly before the Manhattan Project in the States. Using their V-2 rockets 310 to carry them, they could have delivered at least three nuclear device 311 payloads. One to across the English Channel to perhaps London. One overland 312 to the bleak Russian city of Stalingrad. And if deposited in New York Harbor, 313 by a U-Boat, at New York City. 314 What then? The world in tatters, the populations of continents at the 315 whim of the German High Command and the Third Reich. The politics and 316 military aspects of it are almost too vast to imagine. America, England and 317 Russia would almost surely have fallen to the onward march of Nazi troops, 318 and the oppression of the Imperial Japanese warplanes and forces. Whatever 319 this horrible and frightful world would be like, there would still be a sad 320 ray of hope for the persecuted masses. Physics students working in this 321 alternate universe would have less difficulty providing the Resistance with 322 nuclear weapons. 323 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 324 THE EMPORER CARES! 325 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() 326 MAN.... I TELL YA 327 THAT GUY WHO CALLED ME A FLOTSAM AND AN 328 ACID FREAK JUST PISSES ME OFF. 329 I JUST WANNA SKATE ALL OVER HIS FACE!! 330 WELL.. WITH THAT OVER WITH... 331 332 N O B O D Y HAS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT 333 SORCERER BY INFOCOM YET... 334 WELL IF YOU DUDES KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 335 ADVENT X-5 OR ENCANTER(INFOCOM) 336 THEN LET ME KNOW ABOUT IT... 337 338 please MAN 339 WOW I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT... 340 341 I LIKE VANS(THE SHOES) 342 I GOT A PAIR AND THEIR ALL BLACK! 343 THEIR THE BEST SKATE BOARDN' SHOE ANYWHERE... 344 345 ...LATER DAYS.... 346 ()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() 347 348 <><><>><><>><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 349 I WOULD ALSO BE INTERESTED IN HEARING 350 ABOUT ADVENT X-5. HOW DO YOU TURN 351 ON THE LIGHTS. CANT FIGURE THAT OUT. 352 HAVE NO INSTRUCTIONS. 353 354 SKATER DUDE. SOME OF THESE PROPLE ON THIS BOARD HAVE (PROBLEMS) WITH PEOPLE THAT 355 ARE DIFFERENT. FEAR NOT HOWEVER, THEY 356 DO NOT EXIST ANYWHERE BEYOND THIS SYSTEMS 357 MEMORY CHIPS. THEY ARE NOT REAL. 358 359 COME TO THINK OF IT, ARE YOU OR ME 360 EVEN REAL. 361 362 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 363 364 WE ALL EXIST IN A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!! 365 366 HELP US, NOTHING IS REAL........... 367 368 FUZZY CREATURES ARE INVADING!!!!!!! 369 370 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJFRH65GVNKGUHJ565625 371 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 372 373 DEAD. 374 375 376 377 ____12/14/86__________________JD 2446779.3324_________11:58:41_PST_________ 378 ================================================================ 379 SKATER DUDE: 380 381 Don't get pissed off. Not everyone can appreciate your coolness 382 like me. God you're wonderful. I wish I'd been born cool like 383 you. 384 385 Don't let the critics get you down. Your loyal fan club stands 386 behind you. We understand. We will follow you anywhere. 387 388 Orville Prentice 389 ============================================================== 390 WHO CARES? 391 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&) 392 The "Wheel of Fortune" spinning around. The decisions of Life, of these I 393 found. The answers are held in an abscured way. Wishing enlightenment, hoping 394 someday. 395 So many times, the truth is so plain. The taste which is savored with so much 396 distain! Of courage and truth, wisdom we ask. Strength for the future, 397 strength from the past. 398 A simple request, we ask from the heart. Accepted transitions from end to 399 start. To be an example for all so they see. Give us the wisdom, then we will 400 be free. 401 Ignorance being such, a demon of so much. The Keys being so close, close to 402 the touch! To be given sight of the futures, sight of the past. Gifts much 403 disliked, not wanting to last. 404 Not being given a choice, we are what we are. The answers being held, above 405 in a star. Having to follow, paths not understood. To follow our dreams, if 406 only we would. 407 (@-Lisa Dirienzo/Falcon..12/14/86) 408 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&) 409 off 410 help 411 on 412 help 413 ####################################################################### 414 Can anybody explain to me what the "WHO CARES?" thing is all about? 415 Don't tell me to read the WHO CARES? message on the main bulletin 416 board of the Parrott. I already did that and I have no idea what it 417 means. Why would eight people write WHO CARES? over and over? What does 418 it mean? Who is doing it? And why? 419 420 Roger A. 421 ####################################################################### 422 O\=<([V2V])>=/O 423 WHO CARES why? 424 O\=<([V2V])>=/O 425 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::* 426 SKATER DUDE: I THINK ORVILLE HAS GONE 427 A BIT TOO FAR BUT BASICALLY I AGREE 428 WITH HIM. I THINK YOU ARE GREAT! IT'S 429 NOT EVERY DAY THAT WE COME ACROSS 430 SOMEONE WHO IS AS COOL AS YOU ARE. LOTS 431 OF PEOPLE PRETEND THAT THEY'RE COOL, 432 BUT NONE OF THEM ARE AS COOL AS YOU 433 ARE. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YOU ARE 434 AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL. 435 436 BUFFY 437 *:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::* 438 *********************************************************************** 439 I heard that German existentialism is sort of like existential Humanism 440 and if it is I think it should be stopped. God doesn't believe in free 441 love and stuff like that and that's what existentialism and secular 442 humanism is all about. I think the WHO CARES? messages are a satanic 443 attempt to subconsiously program our minds in evil ways. I know this 444 can happen because I had an uncle who was a Christian missionary in 445 Russia and he told be all about how the communists use these kinds 446 of messages to pervert peoples thinking and to turn them away from 447 the Lord. I think the WHO CARES? messages should be banned from Backwater. 448 449 Brandon Cave 450 God's Servant 451 Christ's right hand man 452 453 *********************************************************************** 454 ###################### 455 # Who wrote that bullshit # 456 # and what's this board coming # 457 # to that such idiotic messages # 458 # find their way into a formerly # 459 # intelligent forum? What have we become # 460 ################################################# 461 WHO CARES? 462 I like this bullitien board system, this is the first time that I have called and iI am still confused. Oh well, as for the Who463 Cares messages, keep it up. Its good to see after a serious message about nuclear warfair, a very hot subject these days, 464 it knocks the mind off the destruction track in its brain(track 37 I think, sector 17) 465 --------------------------------------- SPERECHENHALTESTELLE  ---------------------------------466 467 468 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() 469 ALL RIGHT MAN!! 470 471 ALL YOU BUDS THAT LIKE ME ARE ALL RIGHT 472 DUDES... 473 MY MIND IS REALLY BLOWN MAN 474 I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW SO MANY PEOPLE 475 LIKE ME SO MUCH.. 476 ITS JUST......RADICAL.. 477 478 TO BUFFY AND ORVILLE- YOU GUYS ARE KILLER.. 479 480 TO THE UNREAL DUDE--I DONT KNOW IF IM REAL OR NOT BUT I THINK I AM BECAUSE 481 YOU CANT SKATE IN A COMPUTER.. 482 483 I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMOAN(DORK) 484 I THINK I SCARED EM OFF... 485 486 487 \________ 488 O O 489 490 ..........BYE DUDES............ 491 ()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()())()()()()()()()()()() 492 ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 493 I'll bet that Samoan and Skater Dude are one and the same. Hey Skater Dude, 494 did anyone ever tell you that this board will accept upper case characters? 495 and ALSO lower case characters? but, I suppose you would not be able to tell 496 497 the difference anyway. 498 `````````````````````````````Mr. Interceptor```````````````````````````````` 499 500 !! 501 502 SYSTEMS OF ROMANCE No.3 (cont.) 503 504 The boy's eyes open briefly the next day, a few 505 days later he takes some liquid food, and over 506 the ensuing weeks he begins to eat and sleep 507 regulary. As the year turns to spring the old 508 doctor patiently teaches him to stand, then to 509 walk unaided. The boy develops into a strange 510 silent child, who likes to stand for hours under 511 the trees in the big gardens surrounding the 512 house. The doctor notices that the gardener and 513 housekeeper will not look directly into his face 514 and always cross themselves when they pass 515 him. 516 517 His face is always completly smooth and 518 experssionless, though the eyes are sometimes 519 quick to follow any movement, he regards 520 everything in an impassive animal way. It is as 521 though he has not yet learned to connect his facial 522 movements to his mental processes. The doctor 523 cannot induce him to speak or make any vocal 524 sound, and he becomes terribly saddened by the 525 boy's lack of progress. 526 527  One night in the Summer the old doctor is lying 528 awake in his bed. The windows are open onto 529 the garden. It is dark outside and raining. 530 A smell of rain and moise roses on the night 531 breeze. 532 533 the boy stands by the doctor's bed looking 534 down at him. 535 536 "It is time now, to be leaving." 537 538 !! 539 ++++++++++++++lurk,lurk+++++++++++++++++++++++++++Darbon++++++++++++++++++++++++ 540 541 Operation: Pisces 542 Security breached and operative endangered 543 - O'Daniel 544 545 ************************************************* 546 Notice: 547 Our biggest mistake was not nuking Russia 548 while we had the bomb and they didn't. 549 ************************************************** 550 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 551 No matter how simple, trivial, or stupid any situation is conflict is, 552 conflict is present. 553 A pessimistic view you say? 554 Sure, so what? 555 As I was waiting for the bus a funny thing happened to me. 556 Someone spilled goulash on my brand new K-MART tenny runners. 557 I reached into my pocket and pulled my hand out again. 558 You know I don't like Bon-Bons with my catsup(notice proper name of 559 popular tomato muck derivitive). 560 My mother's name is Catherine. 561 I know you don't care. 562 I felt as though I wanted to grab the gun. 563 Just to have it in my hand. warming my palm and my twisted thoughts. 564 I could blow Ted's ugly eyes right off that scornful face. 565 No. 566 Too easy. 567 We still have to finish our session. 568 569 goodnight and have a pleasant meal 570 thank you for your time Mr. Mason 571 572 graz fiers 573 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 574 up 30 575 pr 30 576 577 goto war 578 but don't forget your toothbrush 579 lucy in the sky with diamonds 580 581 So what's with this 'stream of unconsiousness' stuff? 582 583 Sorry, I wear women's clothing(you know how it is). 584 mmmmmmmmmmmm 585 mmmmmmmmmmmm 586 mmmmmmmmmmmm 587 mmmmmmmmmmmm 588 589 590 mmmmmmmmmmmm 591 mmmmmmmmmmmm 592 mmmmmmmmmmmm 593 mmmmmmmmmmmm 594 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 595 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 596 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 597 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 598 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 599 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 600 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 601 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 602 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 603 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 604 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 605 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 606 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 607 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 608 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 609 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjj,,,,,,, 610 611 612 613 yeah, i know, me too. 614 615 (Every once and a while I get this desperate craving for 132 Column graphic 616 art with the occasional PLOT10 Escape code for added clarity. I wonder what 617 Hell on Earth it'd be like if I did it? 618 Guess I'll just stick to my 40 column, .77MHz, 6502 Installation!) - phj 619 620 621 off 622 swap me out! TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 622