1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2 ************************* INSTALLED: 28 MAR 86 ********************** 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 ************************************************************ 19 20 Hiya Nerdly, 21 At the top! 22 Maricia 23 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24 @#@#@$@#$#@$#$%$#%#$^%$^$%^$&^%&^%&%*&&*&^*^&*^(**(&*)(&()&)(&(&*(^&(^* 25 I don't really think that all this talk and exposure of the practices 26 off Satan worship is necessary. Can't we begin a discussion on some other 27 much healthier subject. Maybe we can get some people to discuss the real 28 reason of Easter which is, Jesus Christ came to die for all of humanity 29 and in His ressurection He conquered death for all those who would open 30 up their hearts and accept Him as the Son of God and Saviour of their souls 31 . 32 @#$@$@$%@%$#%#$%^%$^$&^%&%^*&^%*^&(**^( TANK )@#$#%#$%#$^%%$^$^&$^&^%&*&&%*& 33 Baloney. 34 For sale: 2 disk files 75 *good* disks,(very little used) cleaning kit. Make offer. [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*] 35 )|(-----------------------------------------------------------)|( 36 Nathan Critchfield unlocked the door to his fourth floor 37 apartment for the two hundred and fifteenth time that year. 38 His small hand hit the lightswitch on his left 39 instinctively. The light revealed a large, tastefully 40 decorated living room with a kitchen and dining room off to 41 the left and a stairway leading to the loft, as well as the 42 bedroom, on the right. 43 " Same as usual ", Nathan thought to himself. 44 He switched on the stereo, and then proceeded to go 45 upstairs. He pulled the mail out from under his arm and 46 tossed it on the couch as he walked by. He then opened the 47 door to his bedroom. 48 ..................... 49 The door at the Inn opened and a short, frail man 50 appeared and began to grope for something on the wall. 51 " Where's that damn lightswitch? ", Nathan asked, not 52 expecting an answer. 53 " Sorry, there are none over there. " 54 Nathan raised his head slowly, and took a disbelieving 55 look at the patrons in the room. He stood motionless for 56 nearly ten seconds, and then like someone one had come in 57 on the wrong party, turned around and walked out. 58 ..................... 59 A few seconds later, the door opened again and the 60 frail man walked slowly in. He had shortish, wispy brown 61 brown hair and a slightly oversized nose, but otherwise 62 normal features. On his thin frame hung a blue oxford 63 shirt, a thin, navy knit tie and grey flannel slacks which 64 were pleated and cuffed. Over his sholder he was carrying 65 a muted, loden green herringbone tweed sportjacket, and he 66 had a briefcase in his other hand. 67 Nathan walked carefully towards the bar, and motioned 68 for the bartender. 69 " Tell me ", he asked sheepishly, " what are all you 70 people doing in my bedroom? ". 71 The bartender didn't reply, but just gave him an odd 72 look. 73 " If this is a bar, can I have a ginger ale? " 74 )|(----------------------------------Nathan-------------------)|( 75 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 76 Has anyone ever noticed that when people proclaim the Christian faith, 77 they invariably do it in a run on sentence? It would go over better 78 with this crowd if it were grammatically correct... 79 I'm sure I've spelled something wrong. 80 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 81 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 82 to; TALTELEPTA 83 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 84 Your absoulutly right......... 85 Anyone paying ateention to my 86 wrighting should have the whole 87 concept of the ritual before doing 88 it.. Other words there is a small 89 chance of pissing someone or 90 somthing off...That is why if any 91 one has any questins or commints 92 ill be glad to reply.. 93 I also suggest the no one under 94 the age of 13, even begin to study 95 this Book.. it has nouthing in itat 96 this point that could effect a person other 97 then drawing a high Demon`s attention.. 98 But the Book will expand ! 99 into rituls which will actulay 100 manafest a demon & if the reader 101 pays close attention thy will now 102 how to contain him... I suggest the age of 13 becouse any 103 younger an you are a prime target for 104 possesion.. Not saying that everone 105 on this planet isnt already 106 possesed, but thats beside the point.. 107 Im talking about mass sickness here ! it all realy depends 108 whut the Demon wonts to do whith 109 you,, he could push you infront 110 of a car or Train or whutever . 111 He could drown you or murdder you 112 or rape you or kill your family..ETC...... 113 114 So you see TALELEPTA. 115 There is some concern, where 116 possesion is concerned I dont like 117 it whin it happens to me. & fill 118 no one should go through it if 119 thy dont Deserve it......... 120 I would also like to make a commint 121 about rituals must be perfection. 122 Well I agree, its true there be no mistakes made, BUT 123 not even GOD is perfect .....!! 124 & to that outher little commint, 125 "physical, occult & arcane actions 126 will be taken" 127 I really like a challanging aponit 128 in the relm of darkness. 129 130 ======================== 131 yours; KEPPER of SOULS 132 ======================== 133 And yes, I don't understand about 80 columns either! At least he didn't 134 spell 'through' as 'thru', that would just make my day. 135 I think commints lik thut shood goo unheaded. 136 137 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 138 139 Lower Cavity Windgusts 140 141 This demon 142 this enemy of mine 143 loses my friends for me 144 and brings me relief. 145 146 A rat winding its way 147 through the belly of a snake 148 and works its way out 149 to emerge as 150 a breath of fresh air. 151 152 - Warm Breeze - 153 154 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 155 156 / / / / / / / / / / / / / 157 Hmmm. Quite a bit of messages left since the new disk was put up. I called 158 this morning, and both disks were full. 159 BSwitch now to lurk mode..... 160 *** STARPATH *** 161 / / / / / / / / / / / / / 162 163 HOW CLEVER! 164 I still suggest the keeper stop ripping other authors off and write something 165 original. It is digusting to see such rampant thievery go unquestioned and 166 unchecked. It is obviously the mind of a child, because only a child would 167 choose such a subject to pillage. 168 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||BOOK OF THE MONTH CLUB|||||||||||||||||||| 169 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 170 THE KEEPER OF SOULS is one of three things. 171 A) A fellow who is getting his kicks out of intentionally making 172 himself look like a social retard. 173 or more likely... 174 B) A twelve year old. 175 C) A unwashed, slightly retarded twelve year old. 176 I find it amazing that the atmosphere of BWMS does not promote more 177 intelligent conversation than what it often filling disk space. One would 178 imagine that some young writers would rise to the abilities of others, than 179 create an excuse for otherwise calm, rational people to all act beneath 180 their respective ages ( like I did above ). Let us stop reprinting sections 181 of the Necrominion ( $2.95 in papaerback ) and get down to some intelligent 182 banter. Enough said. 183 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 184 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 185 I WOULDNT PUSH IT IF I WERE YOU !! 186 ********************************** 187 188 Yes, I would say that the KEEPER of $2.95 paperbacks is a retarded twelve 189 year old. Oh, excuse me. A unwashed, retarded twelve year old (and I 190 would replace 'slightly' with something like 'totaly'). 191 ------=-=-=-=-------=-==-=------ 192 I think Keeper of Soles is Frank, trying a different tack. 193 194 195 Did he misspell 'totaly' or was it intentional? 196 197 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT. 198 KEEPER OF THE SOULS: LOOK GUY, 199 JUST WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM? IVE 200 CHECKED MY COPY OF THE NECRONOMICON (WHICH IS A FAKE 201 BY THE WAY, "ABDUL AHLZRED" BEING AN 202 ENTIRELY FICTIONAL CHARACTER CREATED 203 BY LOVECRAFT IN HIS CHILDHOOD PERIOD OF 204 ARABIAN KNIGHTS) AND THE SATANIC BIBLE, A 205 MUCH MORE RATIONAL RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFO (INCIDENTALLY, THE *PRIME* 206 FACTOR IN TURNING ME INTO A SATANIST, BEFORE ANY ONE CRITICIZES, 207 ***READ IT!!*** AND THE BIBLE AND COMPARE TRUTHS...IT WINS! 208 ANYWAY, IT IS NOT IN ANY OF CROWLEYS BOOKS THAT I HAVE (BUT 209 MY COLLECTION IS NOT COMPLETE). PLEASE 210 ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO ITS SOURCE, GUY, 211 OR ARE YOU JUST VERY IMAGINATIVE? 212 DOUGHNUT MAN 213 (A SATANIST) 214 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT. 215 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ 216 My, how things change around here!!!! When last I checked this was a 217 nice, quiet, sedate, pseudo-Christian board at this number. (At least no- 218 body talked about it...) 219 Keeper: Your stuff might be doing some good after all: I found it a 220 terrific source of comic relief. I haven't laughed so hard since someone 221 tried to tell me that listening to rock music would send me straight to h- 222 e- double-toothpicks. May I offer a few modest suggestions from one app- 223 rentice student of arcana to another: 224 a) I have never felt confident about invoking ANYthing that I didn't 225 know a LOT about; one of them might show up unexpectedly for tea and soul- 226 cakes sometime, and that AIN'T a fun thought. 227 b) I have serious doubts about anyone spelling that badly (intentional 228 or not) having any of the traits necessary for keeping him out of trouble 229 in these kind of things. Think about it... 230 c) Publishing this type of stuff on an open public bulletin board is 231 asking for backlash of epic proportions. If this stuff is read and used by 232 impressionable kids who don't know what they're doing, and they get hit by 233 the consequences, and the Threefold Law is true and you started it... the 234 thought frankly scares me to silence. 235 I'm in no way an expert in this stuff, but I have done a lot of 236 reading; and tho your rituals have enough in them to actually do something, 237 there are no protections in them at all. I was laughing when I started 238 this, but thinking of the implications sobered me up fast. 239 I'm sorry to take up so much space, but please just think B4 you type. 240 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/Luingil\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 241 242 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 243 I wasn't aware that so many of the fine people on this board were 244 involved in the occult sciences. As it stands, I am an agnostic and 245 therefore pretty open minded. I really don't believe in magick (correct 246 spelling?), but it is everyone's right to believe what they want - 247 Christ, Satan or the Great Pumkin. Let us just keep somewhat quiet 248 about it, because it does seem likely that some young impressionable 249 minds may may get mixed up in something which they are in no way e 250 equipped to handle. 251 I'm not against the beliefs, only the presentation of them on a 252 public board. And as for Frank, it does not seem likely that the two 253 are related - Frank was a better speller. 254 Oh dear, Letterman took the "p" out of my Pumpkin, and turned it into 255 typo in the form of an "e". Whoops... 256 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 257 ______________________________JD 2446518.7523______________________________ 258 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 259 CHAPTER 12: Out Of The Closet 260 261 And so it was that after the broom closet incident with my high school 262 home-ec teacher and an undetermined number of janitors, I spent several months 263 in hiding trying to get rid of those unsightly toilet plunger marks. I had 264 made many startling discoveries about myself with which I was having problems 265 coming to grips. During what I like to call my "Age of Experimentation" I 266 tried my hand at a variety of jobs in an attempt to find myself. 267 I remember vividly the meeting with Johnson and Johnson's marketing 268 executive during my six-month "Inventing Stage." 269 "Now what is it that you say you've invented Mr. Petrov?" He was a short, 270 smelly man with a red stain on his tie and a curious green spot on his 271 underwear. His jaundiced skin reminded me of Vaseline and, upon close 272 comparison, I could see that the hair on the back of his head was a brown which 273 closely resembled the color of his desk top. 274 Onto his desk I placed a small cardboard box with a hole in the top. 275 Inside the box were tissues of the type that people usually use to wipe their 276 noses or clean quacamole off their underwear. Pulling out the top tissue, the 277 next one stood straight up, ready to 278 be grabbed by the next snotty-nosed person to come along. "You see, I've 279 folded and stacked these tissues in such a way as to make the following tissue 280 stick up when the top one is taken!" 281 "Most impressive mr. Petrov!" The man seemed genuinely impressed. 282 "Now, 'Kleenex' tissues are supposed to make you clean, and 'Softique' 283 tissues are supposed to be soft, but the most outstanding thing about my 284 tissues are that they stand straight up-" 285 "So?" 286 "So I've decided to call them 'Erectile Tissues'!" 287 The man didn't seem too thrilled with the name I'd chosen for my product, 288 and after a few polite words, he sent me on my way. A few months later I saw 289 my invention gracing the shelves of the finer drugstores and supermarkets in 290 my neighborhood. Disillusioned with the harsh realities of capitalism, I 291 sought out a simpler life. 292 The next few years saw me as a sheep rancher, a soviet labor leader, a 293 female wrestler, male wrestler, midget wrestler, and frequent guest star on 294 David Letterman's "Stupid Pet Tricks". 295 It was during these exciting years that I met the friend who would make 296 my life worth living. I remember when our eyes first met and we were 297 overwhelmed with urgent ecstasy. How his beautiful blond hair flowed in the 298 breeze as he ran towards me across the lush green meadow! Oh, the agony of 299 feeling half submerged in quicksand while I struggled to run ever faster 300 towards the one who could make my fears vanish like so many defense contractors 301 at a competency hearing! I remember how the piercing light of joy rended the 302 midnight vacuum that infested my heart as he whispered those immortal words, 303 "Baaaaaa." What was once "me" had suddenly become "me and ewe". Our happiness 304 was such that we could not erase the sheepish grins that gripped our faces. 305 What we didn't realize was that, since so many people are opposed to 306 interspecies relationships, our showing of affection proved to be something of 307 a wolf in sheep's clothing. Though we tried, we couldn't pull the wool over 308 anyone's eyes. We began to feel like we were constantly on the lam. The whole 309 problem was really starting to get my goat. 310 His name was Loam, and boy could he french kiss! 311 312 Petrov 313 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 314 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 315 Encore! Author, Author! 316 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 317 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 318 from one experienced in the arcane"The Book of Souls" is pure unadulterated 319 horsepucky!!!! The locations of the emblems and sigils are extremely 320 inacurate,the ritual form is purely imagination.If the untrained "play" 321 with this inanity,there is danger of several mistaken occurances. 322 Among these are possession,psionic drainage and total power burnout. 323 I would not wish these upon even my worst enemy.Even my worst students 324 don't screw up that badly.If you would like more 325 info,contact Starfire on No-Name or Aeriel on REBEL. 326 *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*JINXIAN*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* 327 I don't know about anyone else...but what's so wrong with the Great Pumpkin? 328 You can say whatever you like about all that other junk but don't you insult 329 my dear punpkin! Ooh, I might even get mad and stamp my little feet at you! 330 ----=-=-=-------=-=-=-==------- 331 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 332 The piper was somewhat bewildered by the actions that the bard's 333 transporter had taken. Crawling out of its definitly listing shape, he 334 looked about him. The large circular room seemed to be a combination of 335 strange fungal growths mixed with circuitry. A few sharp cracks of cooling 336 metal pulled his eyes back to the bards conveyance. Wisps of smoke 337 drifted into the air that seemed to hold the pungence of chlorine still 338 close behind it. 339 The white-suited alien stood with his middle limbs folded watching the 340 party examine their surroundings. Walking over to him, the piper search 341 (oops, searched) his slate-blue face through the transparent breathing 342 helmet he wore. The slightly greenish gas he breathed did not obscure 343 the expression (or lack of it) on his slightly flattened, turtle-shaped 344 head. Watching closely, the piper asked: 345 "Do you know where we are?" 346 "Of course," replied the alien. "We are in my home." 347 The piper stood silent for a few moments. "How, then," he continued, 348 "Is it that we breathe in here? Has the atmosphere been replaced? How 349 lucky for you, then, that you did not remove your breathing apparatus." 350 The piper looked about him for a short time, then turned back to the 351 alien. "I'm afraid that this oxygen atmosphere may damage your home 352 severely. The thing that tried to swallow me used oxygen as a digestive 353 aid -- broke down its food with the gas. I'm worried that our atmosphere 354 might begin to digest the walls of your dwelling." 355 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 356 357 |||{||||{}||}|}|||||{}|}{|}|{|||{}|||||}|||}|{||{||}||}}|}||}|}}|}|{|{}||||| 358 359 There are only a few impressionable kids on this board. And would anyone 360 really mind if Promethues or Zephyr took on a new hobby, devil worship? And 361 if they got themselves burnt, well, they needed to learn discipline 362 sometime. 363 |{}|||{{{|}}|{|{{||}|||{}|{||}||||||{|}{|}}||||{||}||}|{|||{|}}|{|||{}{||||{ 364 365 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 366 :::::=====:::z: 367 Wxyhy is it that when sogmmeone insults me they never sign the entry? 368 :::::==<==:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::=====:::::=====::::: 369 ch/Wxyhy=why/ssogmmeone=someone 370 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-. 371 OH MY WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ON MY FAVORITE BBS Mmmmmm... 372 TO ALL ARE WE GOING TO HERE A PIZZA BASH SOMETIME? 373 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-PRINCE DRAGON.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-. 374 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 375 Leonard- do you still want the CGP-115? $70.00 includes cable, manual,box of paper, and 4 or 5 tubes o pens. DELTA 376 FIVE. Will be at next PorSfiS if someone will tell me the new meeting place... 377 378 DOUGHNUT. 379 UGHNUT. 380 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT. 381 AS THEY MAY SAY, LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST STONE, 382 BUT I THINK THAT IT IS ABOUT TIME TO DROP RELIGION/OCCULT BELIEFS FROM 383 THIS BOARD. UNLIKELY I SUPPOSE. ANY OF THE OTHER OLDSTERS REMEBER THE PAST COUPLA 384 RELIGIOUS DEBATES WITH "PEN NAME" AND THE REST OF THEM (YOU?)? 385 WELL, IT PRETTY MUCH WENT DOWNHILL FAST AND AS THEY SAY IN THE 386 UNEDUCATED PARTS OF THIS COUNTRY (HAHA) "IT WENT NOWHERES!". LETS JUST 387 FORGET IT. OF COURSE, KEEPER OF THE SOULS, I AM STILL INTERESTED IN 388 WHERE YA GOT YOUR INFO...IF ANYWHERE AT ALL. 389 SIGN ME.........DOUGHNUT MAN 390 (A BORED SATANIST!!) 391 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT. 392 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 393 Ho hum...so much for Satanism. 394 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* 395 You'll have to excuse me... I'm still in a state of shock. Do any of you 396 know what it will *cost* to get my conveyor repaired?! And the towing 397 charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 398 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 399 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / 400 Prince Dragon: 401 We're coming to get you. 402 Explaination::: 403 R.E.B.E.L. 404 Go '*', then 'H' (EQ room) 405 If you haven't read up lately, well, lets just say that soon we will 406 catch up with you!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... 407 *** STARPATH *** 408 PS-If someone who is not familiar will R.E.B.E.L. reads this, they 409 shouldn't worry about it. 410 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / 411 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 412 .deppord si ti taht doog si tI 413 . 414 *** HTAPRATS *** 415 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 416 THE FOLLOWING ARE SOME FUNNY STATEMENTS MADE ON INSURANCE CLAIMS, I HOPE 417 YOU THINK THEY ARE AS FUNNY AS I DO 418 ** THE OTHER CAR COLLIEDE WITH MINE WITHOUT WARNING ME OF ITS INTENTIOS 419 I HAD BEEN SHOPPING FOR PLANTS ALL DAY AND WAS ON MY WAY HOME. AS I ECE 420 421 422 ______________________________JD 2446519.5999______________________________ 423 Almost as funny as the first time that was typed in - but not really. 424 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 425 Random returns for a quick lurk, and feeling much like Jonny Pilgram, 426 becomes unstuck in time. Two years later and the religious/spelling 427 fetish remains intack. 428 429 I gave up the god myth (which includes the satan myth as well, of 430 course, but I en), but I enjoy a good speculative debate on the matter. 431 I like to think I'm not so arrogant to be a convinced atheist, but 432 agnosticism is such a pusilanemous cop out. 433 434 About spelling, I have an affinity to the philosophy expressed by 435 Lenny Bruce: the words have no force in themselves, it's the 436 receiver that gives them power. A misspelled word is as potent as 437 the SAME word spelled correctly, it's the reader that diminishes the 438 impact, hence the reader must take responsiblity for her own bigotry. 439 440 441 One thing must be said, however, in the defense of proper grammer and 442 spelling: It gives a common reference for sound debate, one must 443 understand another's argument to enter into the fray. 444 445 Eey Gads! i hate the editor on this system, i tend to drop words, and 446 my name is NOT webster. 447 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Random comments /\/\/\ 448 The theology dispute in crazy. All gods are one, just as all goddesses are 449 one. You sould not try to impose you beliefs upon others or denounce the 450 beliefs of others. The world is in blance and will probably remain so. For 451 every christian born there in a satinist born, and again a number equal to 452 the sum of both in people who are neutral and care niether for god nor 453 satin. I myself follow the path of the druids of old who believed in 454 balance and the prefect harmony of nature. I am not trying to impose my 455 beliefs on other. I am just trying to preserve the balance of things. 456 ........PENDRAGON........ 457 458 459 460 ***************************** 461 Well, Well, aren`t we a bunch of critics, 462 I would just love to individualise you All & 463 condemm your souls to the ultimist my mind could amagin. 464 But theres no time for that or disk space, 465 So ill just make a few commints.. 466 First to you: LUINGIL; You mustbe a cristan loving person 467 who gits their kicks by pokeing your nose in 468 to the Black Arts, & then turn around & got to chruch. 469 Well let me tell you that it doesnt look good on your record 470 whin you walk up to those pearly gates.. 471 God doesnt like traitors in that fact nether does Satan. 472 But dont worry im sure youll have plenty time in Pergatory 473 to think it out..Oh while youre their 474 say high to a frind of mine his name is Edzikiel, 475 He`s one powerfull demon who also is traped their, But 476 his power even extends in to this plain of existance, 477 becouse his emige is IRON MADIN.... 478 Oh ya I almost forgot there is no incantations for 479 manafestation entered only decantation`s.. 480 481 And to you: TARQUIN OVERSHOE 482 I have nouthing aginst agnostic beliefs, but there is a old saying, 483 Belive in the Devil & the Devil shell apear. 484 485 & to you: JINXIAN 486 HA..HA.. Very funny I dont like to be called A amature 487 & find that your so called experience is no more than 488 A pittifull Lie, im not saying you havent read a lot of 489 books or somthing ? But I fill you probably couldnt conjure 490 up A dead Fly................. 491 Studint`s HU?? Well are you doing good at teaching them 492 to call up Evil entities in the name of GOD ?? 493 And you say my stuff isnt even True.. 494 Well will just see some day wont we, Ill 495 have fun sitting around watching you boil in a ocean 496 of Flames...HA...HA... 497 I also dont like pepole talking about me on other systems, 498 NO-NAME ?? AERIEL ?? REBEL ???????? 499 500 501 OH YES; & that commint about I must be a 12 year old retard, 502 Id realy like to go off, but Ill be nice, 503 becouse Im sure that other readers wouldnt apprecate 504 it if i did so all I can realy say is Burn....!! 505 And come now, the Book of the Month Club. HA...HA.. 506 and to you; DOUGHNUT man 507 If you are asking whut book in copying it out of, I aint, 508 but if your asking were I recive my nolige 509 Im sorry but I cant say excattly, becouse He knows 510 If I start saying stuff.. It make him upset..... 511 & he`s had possesion of soul( or whuts left of it) 512 for the last 4 centry`s 513 so im kind of trying not to git him angry at me .. 514 Whut im saying is that the nolige & POWER I recive is 515 through him. (yes a living person) & the nolige YOU 516 recive & all others is through him. Not by his choise 517 he just was offered the power & took it.. 518 Here is a short poem HE wrote in HIS Book 519 DJISS book 3 520 521 THE SEA OF GREEN FLAMES 522 ****j****************** 523 Beware O ye of the world 524 for, watch who come for you 525 the unholy man of nonearthly sheen 526 What He is, is eyes of green.. 527 From the sea of unholy doctraine. 528 Watch as you shall be devoured 529 whith those seas of green 530 For in Hell lives the God of Pain 531 and on Earth lives the same. 532 When we all git to Hell 533 we`ll see who you are, ) man of mortal shell 534 and then will see 535 and my father shall soon end his courtisy 536 to you apon the Earth 537 O cattle of vertually no worth... 538 539 I suffer not, I am unchained and free 540 who do you suppose can set free thee 541 Suffer as you will.. Look not apon me. 542 I wil Laugh and walk the eternal path 543 and leave you far behind, 544 and as you will see Hell`s unkind... 545 For by now you have not seen 546 what has guieded me and what I mean.........SO... 547 Light a candle and weep a tear 548 for yourself, for Earthly END 549 is now clear.. 550 ********************************* 551 praefectly yours; 552 KEEPER OF SOULS 553 ********************************* 554 555 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 556 "Billy Pilgrim" 557 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 558 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 559 God? I don't know. I don't know. Just lasy back and look 560 (ch/lasy/lay) at the clouds or the stars, and keep going on with 561 life. Living, learning, being, with dash of fun to spice things 562 up. Not worrying. A little bit of faith, a little bit of wonder-- 563 everything will be okay in the end. 564 Won't that be fun? Laying back... 565 Speaking of the great pumpkin, when I was eight years old, I 566 cried because Snoopy didn't come home. Honest tears. With all 567 this life going round and round, let's not complicate things now. - 568 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 569 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (clam bake) 570 Entropy: Sure seems like the name of the cat isn't taking a hold of you 571 at the moment. I am glad to see it this way. I think the trip 572 south of the border did you some good(?). Hope you're having a 573 Dandy time... Wherever you are. 574 L'homme: Noblese Oblige on your behalf is not expected, yet I would 575 appreciate another chance at getting certain purchased materials 576 straightened away when time constraints are not binding. 577 Alibis are never really needed, I believe it has passed. 578 And about this RY character... And... (gag, muffle, whisper) 579 T: Hello. 580 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian (90:05) 581 ln 574 ^bles^bless 582 KEEPER OF SOULS (?): I find it hard to believe that anyone who's syntax and spelling is as bad as is yours, can do 583 *anything* right. So much for your vacuous threats.If you want to play magick 'games', try "The Tree of Life", specifica 584 lly the banishing ritual of the pentagram. If you need a subject, may I suggest you use yourself? 585 [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*] 586 *********************** 587 Whut makes this cristan auther 588 such a powerfull nignog. First 589 I dont trust the Hebrew Qabalah all 590 that is centered around God, thats 591 pretty dumb when the Holy Book 592 tells you not venture in to the accults 593 But then theres Books that say its 594 ok to fool around whith the keepers of time 595 If you ask a priest whut it is like 596 to preform A Exorcisamin he would 597 most likely tell you its a blaphamy & it 598 one of the most unrighthess things you can do 599 thats becouse thy take the place of God 600 and call them selfs A direct desindet 601 But your not suppose to call your salf God. 602 he to selfish. but eny way I wouldnt 603 even try to manafest eny thing in the name 604 of God, it just is powerfull moreless than safe. 605 606 ******************************* 607 I mean: it just is`nt powerfull more or less than safe 608 ******************************** 609 ======================================= 610 Suddenly there sat Sten his his flight chair outside the Inn looking 611 =====Great, let's try that again... 612 Suddenly there sat Sten his his flight chair outside the Inn looking 613 just a little bit confused. "Schulman! SCHULMAN!" he screamed into his 614 radio, "You messed up BAD this time! Looks like you transfered me onto 615 the surface of one of the surounding planets. Knowing you, I'm on mars." 616 "Sorry, I tried to do it right this time. I have the text book right 617 here, I was following the instructions. There was one thing though, while 618 you were transfering over there was a small difficulty." Schulman radioed 619 back. 620 "What, what MINOR difficulty?" Sten sat there looking about at the 621 few people who were coming and going from a nearby tavern. 622 "Well...there was some smoke and then some sparks. I thought it might 623 be something else, other than you." Schulman sat looking at a burnt section 624 of the control panel. "It looks kind of bad." 625 "WHAT?!? Can you fix it?" 626 "I don't build these things, I just try and use them." 627 "Well TRY and fix it! I don't want to be stuck down here forever!" 628 Pacing around an old tree. "Better yet, when you get it fixed you can 629 come down here too!" TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 629