1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2 ************************* INSTALLED: 27 DEC 85 *********************** 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 ************************************************************ 19 20 L'homme: Please call, Adventureware disaster. 21 ***************************** CISTOP MIKEY ***************************** 22 ::::::::::::O O:::::::12/27:::::::::::::::::::::::18:00:::::::O O:::::::::::::: 23 Leonard: Porsfis is tomorrow (saturday the 28th) at 2 pm in the library 24 as it used to be? I'm planning on being there, but it's been so long, 25 I've started to forget the particulars. 26 27 *not at the bottom* 28 ::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::::::voyeur::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::: 29 No, I am at the bottom - HA! It's wierd, every time I call I am at the bottom, 30 I think it means something... It's a plot! 31 ------------Not being serious!-------------------- 32 33 34 help 35 36 pohte@ht@tht@j@jn,@nje 37 wrwpgrprpirhplpirhojh@ljrilprplppljlg 38 rgrogo@woj 39 ssksijjmkmkaseaaeaarkionaaronnAaron 40 41 ******************************************************************************** 42 Hey guys,whats wrong?There aren't any messages on this message system!! 43 Does anyone want to buy a TI home computer complete with tape recorder 44 and 7 carts. plus joystick adapter and manuals.Perfect condition.ONLY $65!!!! 45 46 If your interested call 281-xxxx (voice). 47 48 This has been an official message! 49 ******************************************************************************** 50 51 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 52 Lots of people talk to animals," said Pooh. 53 "Maybe, but..." 54 Not very many *listen*, though," he said. 55 hat's the problem," he added. 56 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 ______________________________JD 2446427.1775______________________________ 79 Voyeur: Yep, it is tomorrow at 2... 80 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446427.1796______________________________ 81 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 82 All: here's something I found; thought I'd share... 83 84 DataWocky 85 'Twas global, and the megabytes 86 Did gyre and gimbal on the disk: 87 l mimsy were the prompts and codes, 88 And the software was brisk. 89 90 eware the microchip, my son! 91 The bits, the bytes, and bauds, and such! 92 .-.-.-. sorry 'bout that... I'll try again... 93 94 DataWocky 95 96 97 'Twas global, and the megabytes 98 Did gyre and gimbal on the disk: 99 All mimsy were the prompts and codes, 100 And the software was brisk. 101 102 "Beware the microchip, my son! 103 The bits, the bytes, and bauds, and such! 104 Beware the CRT, and shun 105 The qwerty keyboard's clutch!" 106 107 He took his self-paced book in hand: 108 Long time the menu key he sought-- 109 Then wrestled he with the toaster drive, 110 And sat awhile in thought. 111 112 Then, as he sought that glitchy bug, 113 The microchip, with gates aflame, 114 Came whiffling through its I/O plug, 115 And processed as it came! 116 117 Asynch! Bisynch! all protocols 118 His binary went snicker-snack! 119 He felt it crash, and with a dash 120 He came galumphing back. 121 122 "And dids't thou tame the microchip? 123 Come interface, my beamish boy! 124 O frabjous day! Caloo! Callay! 125 O database, O Joy! 126 127 'Twas global, and the megabytes 128 Did gyre and gimbal on the disk: 129 All mimsy were the prompts and codes, 130 And the software was brisk. 131 132 by Jack B. Stack 133 from _Today's_Office_, 1982 134 135 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 136 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 137 OK EVERYBODY, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A GREAT CONTEST. EVERYBODY WHO REGULARLY USES 138 THIS BOARD WILL BE GATHERED TOGETHER. EACH ONE WILL THEN TAKE TURNS SAYING THE 139 GENERAL DISCLAIMER THAT APPEARS AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY DISK, AND INDEED A 140 APPEARS EVERYTIME THAT ANY COMMAND IS EXECUTED. THE PERSON WHO GETS IT RIGHT WILL BE GIVEN A HEAPING BOWL OF EASTER 141 BUNNY STEW. I'M SURE THAT MANY OF YOU HAVE IT MEMORIZED BY NOW. 142 143 144 145 ON SECOND THOUGHT, THAT MAY NOT BE MUCH OF A CONTEST, EVERYBODY MUST KNOW THAT 146 DOG BY HEART, AND IT'S NOT NICE TO BRING UP UNPLEASANT THINGS THAT KEEP CROPPING 147 UP BY THEMSELVES. 148 149 150 151 MIKEY: NO OFFENSE, BUT IS THERE A WAY TO JUMP OVER THAT THING AND GET TO THE 152 TOP OF THE DISK? AT 300 BAUD, IT ROLLS BY AWFULLY SLOW, EVEN MORE SO WHEN YOU 153 HAVE SEEN IT SOME THOUSAND PLUS TIMES LIKE I HAVE. 154 ++++++++++++++++++0000001TED+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 155 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\THE DESTROYER\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\31 156 Tariya walked down the corridor to James' room. It had been six days since he had regained conciousness, and they 157 had spent most of that time talking. She had come to know the Destroyer quite well, but it seemed that he was still 158 holding some things back. Well, he would tell her when he was ready. 159 She stopped at the door because she heard voices inside. 160 "-should be here at least another week! You're not healed yet!" This was the voice of Dr. Willerd Putzner. 161 She heard James' voice and her heart froze at what he said. "I don't have all that many weeks left! And I don't 162 want to spend them here. I'm going." 163 Tariya opened the door. Willerd walked out disgustedly. As he passed her, he said, "Your boyfriend's crazy, you 164 know that?" 165 "He's not my boyfriend and he's NOT crazy!" she called back through the door. James was putting on the clothes that 166 he'd had her bring him the day before. He already had his pants on and was putting on his shirt. She saw how pitifully 167 his ribs stuck out. An ugly red scar ran down his back from his shoulderblade to his hip. She saw how stiffly he 168 moved. 169 "You're gonna be wrong on that last count if I don't get out of here. I spent three months in this place not long 170 ago and I have no intention of spending another three." 171 He sat down and pulled on his socks. He reached for his boots and grimaced as he bent. Tariya said, "Here. Let me." 172 and picked up the boots to hand to him. Then she noticed a glint of steel from inside one of them. "What's this?" she 173 asked curiously, reaching inside. 174 "Don't-" James yelped, but too late. She held in her hands the two shot derringer James had used on the 175 Commander. 176 "This is a gun." she said. "Where did you get this? It didn't come from here and from what you told me they didn't 177 have any on that planet we were on. That means you must have had it since..." her eyes widened. James groaned and 178 wondered why he hadn't ditched the damn thing when he had the chance. "You brought this from your spaceship, didn't 179 you? Into the Crystal Palace, after what I told you. All this time I blamed myself for losing control of the spell but 180 it was actually THIS!" She held it in her hand and shook it in his face. "I TOLD you no technological devices were 181 allowed in there! But you went ahead and-" 182 "I forgot I had it with me." He said miserably. "Besides," he added brightly, "using it saved our lives." 183 "If you hadn't brought it, our lives wouldn't have NEEDED saving! You blamed me for what happened when you knew 184 full well it was your fault! You had to know! You hit me!" She threw the gun at him. He ducked it just barely, hurting 185 his back again. "You can do all the damned adventuring you want, but do it by yourself!" Before he could say anything 186 she stomped out the door and slammed it behind her. 187 "I'm sorry..." he said to an empty room. 188 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\THE DESTROYER\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 189 Ted: Use the LN command to jump to the line you last read, the PRINT 190 command will then list the rest of the file from that point 191 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ 192 193 On the way back to the Hilton,he saw the police cars, red and blue strobe li 194 running around, the gawk eyed, the rubbr necks, the tourists with Pentaxes around their necks. He saw 195 in front of the main entrance, the white clad attendants load the gurney into the ME's 'wagon'. 196 He saw the white sheet draped over a form, a form he had so recently looked down upon with such love. 197 198 He knew. He knew what had happened, and he knew why. He had been gone but a half hour, and this 199 had happened.It was too much, and he broke down. Tears streamed down his face, and he screamed out 200 loud, "Noooo, Linda,Oh God no, Linda,oh no no. He dropped to his knees, grasped the package he had 201 dropped, to steady himself. For a moment, he sobbed quietly, a rare expression of emotion, then he 202 composed himself. For a long time he had had little to lose. Now he had nothing. Grief gave way 203 to outrage,self pity acquiesced to anger. The bull of a man quietly walked away. 204 205 When he bought the items in the package, he hadn't given any serious thought to using them. 206 They were insurance. The stainless steel bowls, the acids for making trinitrotoluene,fulminate of 207 Mercury,... But now it was different. 208 209 For a moment he wondered if Linda had died quickly, or had they...He banished the thought of how his 210 wife and children had died at the hands of McKanes assasins. He only wondered who. McKane again? 211 Parity? Wassir? China Blue? Pervis? That miserable little cockroach Young? Takes a real bad guy to 212 kill a helpless woman lying in bed... It didn't matter. They would all die. And know it was to be. 213 214 He wondered if Parity remembered the case in Bhaunagar, India, when 14 kilograms of weapons 215 grade Plutonium hade been lost by net agents. Parity knew what Delta Five could do with 14 216 kilos of plutonium, two large steel bowls, and some conventional explosives. So did Wassir. The Mayor 217 of New York was about to discover that he had another potential disaster on his hands. 218 Mssrs Gorbachev and Reagan would have something new to discuss in Geneve. 219 220 Delta Five burned up the interstate from Tucson to Phoenix, the six pack of Budweiser helping to calm his nerves. 221 He screamed the rented Mercedes around the corner of Speedway and onto VanBuren, east to the airport. 222 The arrangements were quickly made. Cash talks. Within minutes, Delta lifted the LearJet 24B off 223 runway 36 Right, and climbed steeply to flight level 45. He turned right till the directional 224 gyro read 011 degrees. He picked up the KingPhone, punched in some numbers, and as he turned left 225 toward his final destination, he spoke into the microphone, and declared war on the world. 226 [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*]DELTA FIVE [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] 227 228 To whoever, up a buncha lines-Jabberwockys and Megabytes-very good. My JubJub bird and I 229 enjoyed it. Please write more. To whoever here does not know-some of the Backwater Street Irregulars go to the Portland 230 Science Fiction Society meetings at the main library on 10th between Taylor and Yamhill downtown. The next meeting 231 is today, Saturday, at 2PM. So, put off something eciting like I Love Get Smart reruns, and Come On Down. Find out 232 what some of these wierdos look like! [*=*] 233 I DIDN'T GO TO THE MEETING BECAUSE: 234 LOAM: I WAS TOO BUSY COPYING DISKS 235 CISTOP MIKEY: I NEVER GO DOWNTOWN... 236 DREAMTOUCHER: I WAS THERE. WHERE WERE YOU? 237 VOYEUR: WAS UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING THE CHICK ACROSS THE STREET... 238 SELFSTYLED CRITIC: WHICH DOWNTOWN?... 239 WASSIR: I WAS ASLEEP... 240 RIPPLE: I GOT LOST... 241 GAUDY MINSKY: WHO?... 242 LEONARD: I WAS WITH DREAMTOUCHER... 243 PIPER: SORRY, I HAD A CONCERT UP NORTH... 244 DESTROYER: ME AND TARIYA WERE, UH, BUSY... 245 BEAR: HAD TO WORK ON THE FLOOR... 246 MILCH(AS IN CHURCH) AR: WAS TOO HUNG OVER FROM THE WEEK AFTER FINALS WEEK... 247 PERVIS: BUT...BUT...MEAN NASTY DELTA FIVE MIGHT BE THERE... 248 NICK YOUNG: LEFT TOWN. NO FORWARDING ADDRESS... 249 DELTA FIVE: I WAS WITH DREAMTOUCHER... 250 WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, DEAR INNGOER? 251 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$ 252 253 One Long Saturday... 254 (Part 3) 255 256 The chevy sped down the country road, passing two fire trucks and a police car going the other way. Inside the car 257 were six slightly singed aliens and one panicking human. 258 "Yes, we were bred to withstand the rigors of space travel. Our bodies were unaffected by the heat of the 259 explosion." Amogo explained. 260 Wonderful, Jim groaned. The little twirps were invulnerable. Time for plan B... as soon as he thought of one. 261 Maybe he could squish 'em. 262 Hey, why not? The scrapyard was closed today but he had a key. He turned to Amogo and said, "Say, how would you 263 like to try again?" 264 Amogo looked doubtful. "I don't know. Our bodies may not be able to withstand a blast of that magnitude 265 again." 266 May not? Good. "No, this is something different. I guarantee that won't happen again." 267 Half an hour later, they arrived at the scrapyard. As he hoped, nobody was there. He let them in with the key. The 268 aliens stared in fascination at the stacks of dead cars as Jim led them down a path amongst them. "Planned 269 obsolescence." He commented. "The American way of life." They didn't understand. 270 Finally they reached the end of their walk: A beat up '72 Ford Galaxie 500. It had already been stripped of 271 anything useful. Jim was going to smash it Monday but now was a better time. Now for a good story. "One of my fellow 272 humans was found dead in this car recently." Dead drunk, actually, but why bore them with details? "And the presense of 273 death brings us closer to God. What you have to do is get in the car, and I'll place it in a special isolation chamber 274 where you may attempt to communicate again." 275 Amogo didn't sound too enthusiastic. "Are you certain this is necessary?" 276 "Well, you've already seen what He is capable of. I really think you would be wise the square it with Him before 277 attempting an invasion. You never know what might happen if you don't." 278 "Yes. I see." Amogo turned to his fellows and spoke to them in a high-pitched language for a moment. To Jim they 279 didn't seem too enthusiastic, either. If they didn't go for this he had a problem. 280 Finally they agreed and got in the car. Jim, of course, couldn't join them because he had to work the controls. 281 Amogo didn't sound very surprised by this announcement. Jim climbed into the cab and started up the machinery. He 282 brought the electromagnet down on the car with a loud bang. Then he picked it up and swung it over to the crusher. He 283 placed the car in gently instead of dropping it like usual. There was no need to bang them around more than necessary. 284 He saw Amogo staring out the windshield as he climbed out. Again he felt a twinge of guilt in his heart. He didn't 285 actually hate the little guys, but it was them or us. Jim voted for us. 286 He went over to the crusher controls and stabbed at the red button. Immediately the motor thrummed to life. The 287 rumble rose to a loud whine and the lid of the crusher fell on the car with a slam that made Jim wince. To think, there 288 were actually living beings in there. He felt a little sick. 289 Jim couldn't see it, of course, but he could hear metal crumpling over the sound of the motor. And maybe it was 290 just his imagination, but did he hear screams? He resisted an urge to plug his ears. Finally the motor reversed and the 291 lid rose again. All was quiet for a moment. Jim got back into the cab of the crane and started it back up again. He 292 lifted a gray block of compressed metal out of the crusher and dropped it in the dust in front of him. He jumped out 293 and ran up to examine it. 294 Just an ordinary crushed car. Jim's seven years experience told him something was strange, though. The block was 295 about twice the size it should have been. So much for the alien invasion. And so much for six little guys he really had 296 nothing against. Tonight he was going to get very, very drunk. 297 As he turned to walk away he heard a noise, like someone crumpling a beer can. No. He spun and saw that the block 298 was shaking. It began to distort from inside. Then it split open like an egg. Out crawled six aliens, dirty but 299 unharmed. They formed a semicircle around an astonished Jim and Amogo said, "After much consideration I have come to 300 the conclusion that your God does not wish to speak with us at all." 301 "I think you're right." was all Jim could think of to say. 302 303 (To Be Continued...) 304 305 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# J.D. SILVERMAN $#$#$#$#$#$ 306 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# 307 My excuse? I had to help a friend solve a problem (read the above). 308 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#JD 309 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 310 The thick door of the inn creaked slowly open, letting little of the 311 vagrant breeze in to whip the flames in stately arabesques. Little smoke 312 was whirled out from the cavernous chimney to further stain the smoke 313 begrimed rafters of the great common room. Few of the patrons noticed the 314 soft draught, and fewer still the figure that slipped quietly into the room 315 to sit alone at a back table. Through fits of shivering, the piper soaked 316 up the warmth of the room, hoping not to be noticed. How glad he was that 317 he had not made a big announcement of his quest -- what a dissapointment to 318 return and report that nothing of interest had happened! 319 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 320 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM 321 The Tale Of Peter Rabbit 322 (Part 002) 323 324 'NOW, my dears," said old 325 Mrs. Rabbit one morning, 326 'you may go into the fields 327 or down the lane, but don't 328 go into Mr. McGregor's Garden: 329 your father had an accident 330 there; he was put in a pie by 331 Mrs. McGregor. 332 333 334 FMFMFMFMFMFM Fable Master FMFMFMFMFMFM 335 Well, one small error... CH /"/' 336 FMFMFMFMFMFM Fable Master FMFMFMFMFMFM 337 Whoever has memorized the first 19 lines of every disk: Yes, there is a way 338 to avoid that. Type "ln 19" and hit return. Once the cursor is back type 339 "print". There you have it, the whole disk without reading the note at the 340 top. 341 342 Silverman: Why the change to J.D. --curious 343 344 80 345 346 HELP 347 ENTER 348 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 349 My Reason? Well, out of town for several omonths, didn't 350 get to the board until too late. Oh well, serves me 351 right. 352 Fast Fred 353 BSGL Ret. 354 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 355 ^+^++^+^+^+^++^+^+^+^++^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^^+^+^+^+^++^++^^^++^+++^++^++^++^+^ 356 My reason??? well, well, ah.... The was a rip in time and I had to stay 357 at home and sew it up! You should thank me! REALLY! Okay, you want the 358 truth? Here it is: I had to finish spreading peanut butter on one of my 359 teacher's windows. 360 ps. What was that excuse for? 361 ^^++^+^^+^+^+^+^+^+^^++^^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^++^^++^^+^+^+^+++^+^+^^+^^++^+^+^ 362 ______________________________JD 2446427.9512______________________________ 363 hElLo MiKeY, sHiFtY wAs HeRe! 364 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 365 Why do you waste so much space, Leonard? 3 markers a day...? 366 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 367 so... 368 no one speaks of the great wonderful happenning at the library that 369 everyone was so eager to miss. how wuz it? 370 a curious bystander 371 did anyone go? 372 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM 373 The Tale Of Peter Rabbit 374 (Part 003) 375 376 NOW run along, and don't 377 get into mischief. I am going 378 out.' 379 380 381 FMFMFMFMFMFM Fable Master FMFMFMFMFMFM 382 383 384 Once upon a time, tee 385 Speedy and a very slow turtle ae 386 a hole in a tree in the Great od. 387 Speedy and Slowpoke wer ak 388 stopped from time to tim, o 389 Slowpoke was very slow. 390 Suddenly, or not suddenl So 391 came upon a lolly pop tree, ud 392 tree. And they tasted the wnef 393 nasty, evil witch appearred hik 394 caught you now. I'll have rbi 395 dinner". Speedy could have rna 396 fast, but he stayed with hisbdy 397 The witch grabbed Slowpk.H 398 can trade you something tha sb 399 rabbit stew, if you let us o.T 400 stew and turtle soup are ey 401 ha ah". 402 Slowpoke led the witc oh 403 to invent things. His worso 404 inventions. In the corne ws 405 chair and three buttons-- e 406 green button. 407 "I see that you ride a bro"r 408 said "This is my new rocket.Ims 409 more comfortable than your bom. 410 and asked dryly "How does itwr 411 to the control panel explainn T 412 that makes you stop, and th bu 413 go, but never ever touch the e u 414 The witch cried "Ah ha a a 415 soup and rabbit stew, and hv 416 stepped toward the rocket aki 417 red button must do somehn 418 spoke fearfully "Never eve rs 419 "I am the great witch" segs 420 "I am not afraid to push ter 421 shakily "No, no never push h 422 into the rocket seat andsik 423 the control panel, pushed h e 424 off insta~tly, the cacking,sre 425 it. 426 "Where is she going ? se 427 "I don't know, I suppose h r 428 someday. Let's go back andgts 429 430 So they walked alon lw 431 down the road, that went overteh 432 As they were strolling, the wth 433 ah ah Ha ah!!!", but she ha o 434 She dissappeared over the hoio. 435 and Swpoke saw was the glare fth 436 sunset. 437 "She was kind of a nice lay a 438 a lollypop he pulled out of hsp 439 replied Speedy "Very kind of hrt 440 So they walked along ai 441 picked, and came to the plae h 442 been. They found only a appl te 443 tree. The witch had flown wy 444 rocket. Her enchantment had ett 445 only regular fruit. 446 Slowpoke said seemignt 447 like pears and apples, lot 448 heartily agree" chuckled Sed. 449 and took it home to share wt l 450 The evil witch was never ena 451 452 The End 453 454 @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@+++++++++++++++@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@% 455 456 (((*)))(((*)))(((*))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple ))) 457 pppppppppppppppppppppplurkingppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 458 Deja vu? Creator of Slowpoke and Speedy, may you be banished to Commode 459 Heaven for an eternity for subjecting us to that story not once, but 460 twice. You should know better, and I think you do! 461 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 462 ______________________________________________________________________________ 463 What do you get when you mix trench-coated spies, magicians, killers, 464 lovers, writers, doctors, vagrants, and fools? The Saturday meeting of 465 PorSFiS, and the get-together after. Fools you say? Yes, fools for sticking 466 around Bogart's Place for over 30 minutes before being asked if anyone was 467 interested in that rare commodity of food and/or drink. Service problems you 468 see, but not even that could not stop the great meeting of minds that 469 followed. Mysteries large and small were cleared up, and intentions that were 470 once shrouded are not much more identifiable. Of course that doesn't mean 471 the intentions have been changed or in any way modified, it is just that 472 they are known by a wider populace now. 473 As usual, the PorSFiS part of the meeting offered little stimulation, 474 but it did serve as the one locale where everyone who intended on following 475 up with libations could meet. All involved expressed their thoughts on the 476 late and lamented PC&S, in whose place now resides a linoleum and stainless- 477 steel Deli. Group de Jour are probably spinning in their collective graves. 478 The search goes on for a suitable rough-and-tumble establishment 479 where the Innhabitants can meet with drink and without worry. Bogart's, 480 regardless of their classy decor, just simply does not fit the bill. 481 Because several people made a commitment to be there, Saturday's 482 meeting was a success. It proves once again the spied and doctors, under 483 the right conditions and with the proper truces in place, can meet with 484 friendly intentions, and not repeat those terrible happenings that 485 occurred in the Dragon Room, back in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, all those 486 years ago. 487 ___________________________le rapport_________________________________________ 488 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 489 I wish I had gone. Drag. Well, I guess it was inevitable, I 490 got coal in my stocking (no kidding, and I DIDNT appreciate the 491 joke). 492 Fast Fred 493 BSAL Ret. 494 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 495 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE DONE A MESSAGE ON THIS SYSTEM SO BARE WITH ME!! 496 STOP 497 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 498 MY DOG JUST ATE MY PIECE OF PIE. I WAS GOING TO HAVE IT FOR LUNCH, IT BEING A LARGE 499 TASTY PIECE OF WALNUT PIE, AND THE EVIL POOCH ATE IT!!!!!!!!! 500 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 501 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 502 A person shouldn't have to endure such torture. After PorSFiS, I went 503 roller-skating with an assemblage of 16 other Estacada '85 graduates. All the 504 major universities were represented. Since my last skating session was 4-5 505 years ago, the floor and I became very well aquainted. I recieved first place 506 in the 'falls' division, with a grand total of 11, only 10 more than the 507 nearest competitor. At last, in the final hour, my minimal skill returned and 508 I failed to log a single fall. 509 Now, after all that,, please refrain from mentioning the Dragon Room. 510 Thank you. 511 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milch ++++++++++++++++ 29 Dec 85, 4:42pm ++++++++ 512 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM 513 The Tale Of Peter Rabbit 514 (Part 004) 515 516 THEN old Mrs. Rabbit took 517 a basket and her umbrella, 518 and went through the wood 519 to the baker's. She bought 520 a loaf of brown bread and 521 five currant buns. 522 523 524 FMFMFMFMFMFM Fable Master FMFMFMFMFMFM 525 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 526 __________________hello_______________ 527 ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ 528 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 529 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 530 531 off 532 but Bogarts leaves a little to be desired. Elephantand Castle is a better place, lots of room for a group of people 533 and good service. But I hear that most PorSfis members find ten blocks too far to walk. Unbelievable. Anyway, whatsay 534 we commence with creating a new villan. L'homme, I forgot again the name of that guy you wanted me to insult. Wassir 535 where are you, you rascal? 536 [*=*] 537 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 538 My excuse? I didn't where it was happening. I had heard rumblings of 539 a meeting at 2pm, but no specific place. Oh, well, I went bowling with 540 my fiance' instead. Next time, maybe someone can give us 24 hr notice 541 instead of 2 hr? 542 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 543 (or whatever notice was given...) -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu 544 by the way, the author of DataWocky is Jack B. Stack .-.-.-.emu 545 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 546 OK HI LOOKING OK 547 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 548 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 549 """"""""""""""""""SOLI 550 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 551 SOLI, I'LL BET YOU ARE NOW REGRETTING THHAT CRACK ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY, THAT 552 AND MINE I DO BELIEVE HAVE STARTED THIS REGRETTABLE NONSENSE. ANYWAY, WILL 553 SOME KIND PERSON OUT THERE PLEASE WRITE A STORY IN WHICH ALL RABBITS, BUNNYS 554 HOPPERS AND WHATEVER GET AIDS OR SOMETHING AND ALL CROAK? THAT MIGHT KILL EM 555 OFF. I WOULD, BUT I HATE RABBITS NOW. 556 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 557 WELL ONWARD. ++++++++++ 558 BLACK WOODS AND DANK GROWTHS HANG DOWN, FORMING A LIVID SLUDGE OF DARK 559 SWAMP. FRANK STARED OUT FROM BEHIND THE PLASTIC SHIELD OF HIS ESCAPE POD, AND 560 WONDERED HOW HE HAD EVER GOTTEN IN TO THIS SEWER. THE NEAREST MARKER 561 TRANSMITTER WAS A GOOD 30 MILES AWAY, IF HE COULD SOMEHOW SLOG THROUGH THIS 562 MUCK, A TRIP HE WAS NOT ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MAKING. HE MIGHT BE FORCED OUT INTO 563 IT, THOUGH, IF THE MUD HE WAS SEATED IN BEGAN SUCKING HIS POD UNDER. TURNING 564 IN HIS CRAMPED SEAT, HE RUMMAGED THROUGH THE FEW THINGS THAT HE HAD MANAGED TO 565 STUFF INTO THE POD BEFORE IT HAD CUT LOOSE. A GUN, OF COURSE, AND THE STANDARD 566 SURVIVAL PACK THAT WAS ALWAYS CONTAINED IN THESE PODS. HE PULLED OUT A LOOSE 567 NYLON PACK, AND BEGAN FILLING IT WITH THINGS FOR THE TRIP. AT LAST, AFTER 568 COMPROMISING ON PRACTICLY EVERYTHING, THE PACK WAS NEARLY FULL. SPACE WAS ONLY 569 LEFT FOR THE ONE THING THAT HE HAD SPENT YEARS FINDING. A GLITTERING BLUE 570 CRYSTAL THE SIZE OF HIS FIST. THE STONE WAS NOTHING, UNLESS IT WAS USED WITH 571 POWER AND INTELLIGENCE, BUT WITH IT HE HAD THE ONE CHANCE TO OVERTHROW 572 THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OF HIS HOME PLANET. AT ALL COSTS, IT MUST BE BROUGHT TO 573 EARTH. +++++++++++++++++++00001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 574 I may be wrong, and itmay just be the holidays, but this board sure seems to 575 be going downhill... fast. 576 I haven't called in for days and days and Ididn't miss a board like I expected 577 to. Pervis and Delta, keep up the dialogue, it's the only thing that's even 578 remotely interesting anymore. 579 Peter Rabbit? Slowpoke and Speedy? Not even any spicy dialogue, and the 580 stories are lacking and/or non-existent. 581 How about some controversy? Let's see....... I got it! All negroes 582 are of lesser intelligence (on the average) than white folks! 583 So let's give South Africa to the whites once and for all and ship those 584 jigaboos to Afganistan or Morocco! 585 586 Especially left-handed negroes... they're dumber than unborn Polacks! 587 588 ++++++++++++++++++++justa rabblerouser+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 589 Yeah, and send the indians back where they came from! Let us imperialistic 590 squaters have that which we have worked so valiently to steal. 591 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> red neck <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 592 NOT ALL BLACKS HATE WHITES, NOT ALL WHITES HATE BLACKS, DITTO POLES,JEWS 593 OR HUNGARIANS. BUT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN A REDNECK THAT DIDN'T HATE EVERYBODY 594 EXCEPT OTHER REDNECKS. GOOD OL' BOYS. COWBOYS. 595 596 !|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|! 597 no one will look here. here i shall say good luck at casablanca. |verty| 598 !|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|!|:|! 599 600 Whadda ya mean no one will look here? Call me no one! 601 @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@+++++++++@%@%@%@%@%@%@ 602 I'm looking too!! 603 !|:|:! : all lower case I remember a few with that style. 604 something tells me you are a new boarded with an 605 old familiar face. 606 @%@%@%@%@%@%@%@+++++++++@%@%@%@%@%@%@ 607 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( ripple ))) 608 Of course people will look here it isn't quite full yet! 609 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( just lurking ))) 610 Message received.... thanks. Dr. F 611 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ 612 ***************************************************************************** 613 APOLIGY: I hope I offended no one on 614 CBBS/PCS. 615 I am new to modeming and have never encountered a BBS like this. 616 IF anyone is insulted, I beg that you accept e apolodizes (sp?)... 617 Greg Muth= 618 619 TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 619