1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2 ************************* INSTALLED: 23 DEC 85 ********************** 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 ************************************************************ 19 20 _/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\_ 21 \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ 22 IT HAD BEEN EONS SINCE THE WORLD HAD BEEN AT WAR. INDEED, THERE WERE MANY 23 HO WONDERED IF THE OLD WARS WERE HISTORICAL FACT OR MERELY MYTHOLOGICAL 24 LEGEND. EVIL WAS AN ALIEN CONCEPT PRESENT ONLY IN THE NIGHTMARES OF 25 CHILDREN. THE WORLD WAS FILLED WITH PEACE AND LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER; WITH 26 A SINGLE EXCEPTION. 27 THE SILENT ONE WAS THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE OLD WARS. 28 E WAS OLD BEYOND YEARS. PRIOR TO HIS SELF-IMPOSED EXILE FROM MODERN 29 SOCIETY HE WAS A WANDERING PREACHER WHO TALKED OF BIZARRE AND ALIEN CON- 30 CEPTS. MANY THOUGHT HIM TO BE SENILE BECAUSE OF HIS AGE AND THE EMOTIONAL 31 STATE HE WOULD ASSUME ON OCCASION. HE OFTEN WARNED OF A GREAT POWER THAT 32 COULD ONE DAY COME AND CHANGE THE WORLD INTO A CHAOTIC DISCHORD OF MISERY 33 AND SUFFERING. HE WAS USUALLY SCOFFED AT AND EVENTUALLY HE TIRED OF 34 TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE OF THE DANGERS THAT EXISTED OUTSIDE THEIR 35 SOCIETY. 36 37 ON DECLARING HIS EXILE HE SAID "ONE DAY I SHALL RETURN AND MY TRUE 38 IDENTITY WILL BE REVEALED. WHEN THE DAY OF RECKONING COMES..." 39 . 40 41 _/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\_ 42 \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ 43 44 HELP!!! IS THIS THING ALWAYS IN "ENTER ONLY" MODE? I JUST HAD A COUPLE 45 HICCUPS WHILE UPLOADING AND I CAN'T FIX THEM... 46 47 _/\___/\___/\_STORMCROW_/\___/\___/\_ 48 \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ 49 Above: You'll have to learn to live with ENTER ONLY. It is a situation 50 brought on my the unthoughtful actions of others. We must all pay for 51 the transgressions of a minority of users. Hey, it's just like the real 52 world isn't it? 53 ________________________________________________________________________ 54 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Milchlurk 55 _/\___/\___/\___/\___/\_ 56 The real world has erasers... 57 -\/---\/---\/---\/---\/- 58 59 S.C. 60 61 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++0000001TED+++++++++++++++ 62 HE STOOD UNDER THE 500KV POWER LINE AS IT BUZZED AND CRACKELED OVER HIM. HE IS 63 UNNAMED, AS FITTING THE MOST EVIL OF EVILS HATCHED. THE DESTROYER. THAT IS HIS 64 ONLY DESIGNATION. HE TAKES A SMALL, HEAVILY SHIELDED BOX FROM HIS POCKET, IT'S 65 ONLY DESIGNATING FEATURES A BUTTON AND AN ANTENNA. SETTING THE BOX ON THE GROUND 66 , HE BENDS DOWN AND TOUCHES THE BUTTON, THEN TURNS AND HURRIES INTO THE FOREST 67 THAT EDGES THE POWER LINE RIGHT OF WAY. 68 A MINUTE PASSES, THEN SUDDENLY A GIANT EXPLOSION BLASTS A TWO FOOT CRATER INTO 69 THE GROUND AS A THOUSAND AMPS BRIEFLY FLOWS BETWEEN THE EARTH AND VAPORIZING 70 LINE ABOVE. THE LINE INSTANTLY DEENERGIZES AS MILES AWAY CIRCUT BREAKERS KICK IN 71 . THE POWER INTERRUPTION LASTS A SECOND AND A HALF AS COMPUTERS SCRAMBLE TO 72 COMPENSATE, BUT IT IS ENOUGH. 73 74 75 76 77 MILES AWAY, A DISK HEAD FLOATING ON A CUSION OF AIR DROPS, SCRAMBLING A BILLION 78 BITS BEYOND RETRIEVAL. 79 80 81 82 83 84 SANTA'S CHRISTMAS LIST IS LOST. 85 86 87 (A LITTLE MORBID, ISIN'T IT) 88 +++++++++00000001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 89 90 """"""""""""""""""Yeck. Next thing you know they'll be cooking the Easter Bunny... SOLI... 91 92 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*))) 93 Mikey : thank you. hopefully in the next day or so I will have COPYLINK 94 up and running. 95 <><>< : help? 96 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple ))) 97 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\THE ORIGIN OF\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\30 98 He had a home once. He had a profession and people who loved him. He had a world. All of them are gone, now. 99 Reduced to cosmic dust and memories. 100 He was James Forster Mandell, freelance writer. His home was a small four-room apartment that he barely kept the 101 rent on but it was his. A contract to write a novel was in the offing. Life could have been worse. 102 It did get worse. Early one winter morning, he awoke in a cold sweat. A terrifying dream, almost unremembered, had 103 a firm grip on him. He had to run. Now. 104 In minutes he was dressed and in his car. He went to the nearest freeway onramp and was soon speeding north. The 105 terror faded as he distanced himself from the city. An hour later, he finally asked himself what he was doing. Sixty 106 miles was an awful long way to drive for a bad dream. That was the last time he was going to eat one of those freezer 107 pizzas before bed. He prepared to turn around at the next offramp. Just as he did so, the whole sky behind him flared 108 brilliant white. 109 He pulled the car over and got out to see the top of a mighty orange and white mushroom cloud peer over the 110 horizon. Not being stupid, he saw the significance of this immediately. Somebody had just set off a nuclear bomb. 111 James reacted to this realization as any rational, thinking being might. He fainted. 112 And while he was unconcious, the dream returned. 113 It was not at all frightening this time. It was informative. Incredibly, that explosion had been meant to kill him. 114 Only the dream (a telepathic warning, actually) had saved him. A powerful beast was loose upon the world, its sole 115 mission to kill James Mandell. All carnage caused along the way was incidental. But why was it after him? 116 A being of incredible power was slowly conquering the multiverse. World after world fell to the power of his 117 armies. The being feared only one thing: certain people had the inborn ability to tap into their inner energies and 118 use those energies on the physical plane. The power derived was intense and as versatile as the user's imagination. 119 James, unknowingly, had this power. He would have gone his entire life unaware of that fact had none of this happened. 120 Now, the dream told him, he must harness this power if he wished to survive. 121 James awoke by the side of his car. He sat up, head spinning. It wasn't just a dream. He knew it. Something inside 122 of him had changed. On a whim, he held out his hand and concentrated. 123 There was a flash of light and suddenly he was holding a sword. About thirty inches long and fashioned after a 124 samurai blade, its gleaming length became the main focus for his power. It crackled with energies barely 125 restrained. 126 But he couldn't stay to admire his handiwork. A brilliant spark traced its way north from the inferno that had been 127 his home. It was coming for him. Instinctively, he swung the blade in a wide arc. Where the blade had swung a tear in 128 the fabric of space had appeared. On the other side was a peaceful green field. He stepped through the hole and it 129 closed behind him. A second later the spot he had been standing was reduced to random atoms. He had just escaped 130 again. 131 For almost four years he had crossed between planets in this fashion, alternately pursuing and being pursued by the 132 beast. The chase finally ended in a confrontation in the magical city of Tanis. James won, just barely. Picking up 133 allies in the city, he embarked on a much greater adventure, the destruction of the beast's master. 134 The tale of this quest is recorded elsewhere. 135 Afterward, James became a wanderer, seemingly bereft of purpose. Two more years he roamed from planet to planet 136 until his travels brought him to a certain inn... 137 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\THE DESTROYER\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 138 ................................................................................ 139 RIPPLE:CALL 140 STORMCROW??? 141 TO ALL HI 142 ........................................WUFFA................. 143 OFF 144 CTRL LOCK ON 10011010011001111000110101000111100101010 145 0110000001101000001111001011001110 146 Stormcrow: This world has erasers, too. Only they're human...(sort of) 147 SA-> 148 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 149 150 Merry Christmas to all! 151 152 Mohammed Wassir 153 154 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 155 156 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$ 157 158 One Long Saturday... 159 (Part 1) 160 161 Jim tried to comprehend this announcement. "Enslave our planet? For God's sake, why?" 162 "We do not do this for the sake of any God. We do this for racial expansion and to give our people a new purpose 163 in their lives." 164 They conquer planets because they're bored. Why couldn't he be dreaming? He needed some time to think. "Uh, what 165 will this 'report' be based on?" 166 "We are here to gain knowledge of Earth customs and evaluate its people." the little creature said importantly. 167 "Our findings will be permanently archived so that the earth culture will not be lost and forgotten totally when we 168 conquer your planet. What little we already know we have learned from your audio/video transmissions that we have 169 studied." 170 Oh, Christ, what a mess. What could he do? Call the military? Nobody would believe him. Wait a minute. They've 171 never been here before. They apparently don't know much about the planet. If their scouts dissappeared without a trace, 172 they might figure the planet was too dangerous to be bothered and leave earth alone. He had to kill the little creeps. 173 "So, I suppose you want me to teach you about earth customs?" 174 Amogo and company looked excited. "Yes! I had hoped that you might be cooperative!" 175 Jim stood up, still a little shakily. "Okay, everybody follow me." They followed him to his car, a Chevy Nova with 176 a two-tone paint job (Midnite Blue & Primer Gray). "This is my transportation." he hustled them all in the back, except 177 for Amogo, who sat in the front with Jim. 178 "Where are you taking us?" Amogo asked, curious but unconcerned. 179 "Well, you see, if you're going to take over our planet, I think you'd better explain it to our God why you are 180 doing it." Preferably in person. 181 "Oh. And you have a ritual for sending people to speak with your God?" 182 In a way of speaking. It's called murder. 183 Jim lived in a small house in the sticks. Not because he liked it, but because it was cheap. Also, the neighbors 184 were far apart and a lot of the houses were empty. The house he was heading for had been abandoned about two years ago. 185 After he pulled into the weed-choked driveway. Amogo & Co. followed him out and watched as he pulled a rather large red 186 can from the trunk. He hustled them into the rundown house, which he had purposely parked some distance away from. In 187 the mildewy front room, he instructed them to sit in a circle on the carpet. 188 "Okay," he said, "This is an important ritual once practiced by Hindus and Rajneeshees. It was recently 189 rediscovered as a very effective way to communicate with our God." He took the five gallon can and began splashing its 190 contents liberally around the room. The rich odor of gasoline filled the air. 191 "What is the purpose of the fluid?" Amogo asked curiously. 192 "Oh, it wouldn't work without it." Jim said hurredly. "Now take this." He handed Amogo a Bic lighter. "And repeat 193 this chant five times: Ohwa... Tajer... Kiyam. After the fifth time, spin the wheel on the lighter. I'll wait 194 outside." 195 "But wait, don't you wish to speak to God, too?" 196 Jim was getting more than a little nervous. "Uh, no, I spoke with Him this morning. He gets mad if I bug Him too 197 much." He began edging towards the door. 198 Amogo looked at the plastic and metal device doubtfully. "Are you certain this will work?" 199 "Oh, I guarantee results." In the doorway, Jim listened until they began chanting. Then he turned and ran for his 200 life. When he reached the car he dove over the roof. The house exploded just as he hit the ground on the other 201 side. 202 It was a good thing he had parked so far away, he thought as he stood up. The heat from the fire was awful, even 203 from here. It was doubly good that it had been raining all night, and the flames wouldn't spread much before the fire 204 department got here. He'd better split before they showed. 205 He felt bad about what he'd done to those guys. They were so trusting. They didn't seem too bright, for a people 206 who travelled the stars. 207 But then again, maybe they didn't have to be. 208 Jim almost jumped over the car again as he felt a tug on his shirttail. He spun violently to find all six aliens 209 gathered around him. They were covered with soot from head to toe and smoke rose from their bodies but they appeared 210 totally unharmed. Picking his jaw up off of his shoes, he could only stare at them. 211 Finally Amogo spoke. "It appears that your God did not want to hear what we had to say." 212 Flabbergasted, Jim still couldn't think of a reply. What the hell was he going to do now? 213 214 (To Be Continued...) 215 216 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# J.D. SILVERMAN $#$#$#$#$#$ 217 It would appear that Jim has bit of a problem..... 218 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446423.7294______________________________ 219 Speak for thyself Leonard. Problems always travel in bunches. That way they 220 221 222 oops--- looks like an interupt... 223 224 Silverman: funny, engaging story this time 'round! Keep 'er comin'! 225 226 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 227 Franklin Pervis tried to quiet his breathing, but his breath seemed to explode out of his nostrils in huge, 228 smokey bursts. He felt like a steam engine, idling in the darkness, just waiting for someone to hear him. 229 230 He peered out around the corner, the small camera clutched tightly in his sweaty palm. He watched a man walk 231 calmly up a ladder, take a small canister from his coat pocket, and squirt it into the alarm bell. This Delta V 232 was pretty good, he thought. He watched the agent smash the glass and grab the small rings. He heard the fire- 233 crackers pop and the resulting alarms ringing into the night. All the while, the small camera click-click-clicked 234 away, capturing all of Delta V's movements on 5000 ASA 35 mm film. He adjusted the infra-red lens as the painters 235 truck drove away, and stuck the camera in his pocket. 236 237 Down a few alleys and onto a busy intersection, where he found a pay phone. It stunk like urine and most of 238 the yellow pages were torn out, but all he needed was for the damn thing to work. 239 240 A few rings, click, "yep." 241 "DeNiro here. 42nd Street, behind the green door. 3 PM past prime hour. I'll have the green." Franklin almost 242 felt like a real spy uttering these previously agreed-upon phrases. 243 "Yep" was the only reply, and then a click. 244 Pervis hung up the phone and huddled in his coat. The New York air had a real bite to it this time of year. 245 He headed down a dark alley, to a place where he would spend only one night, a place he had never been before, 246 and never would again. 247 248 The next day the editor of "The Daily Ditto" paced nervously around his office. He couldn't believe that phone 249 250 call. Koch sounded positively lunatic. Even more than usual. The door knocked, and Youngston nearly jumped out 251 of his shoes. 252 "What the hell is it?" he yelled. 253 A peevish face peered around the door. The messenger said simply, "It's for you sir, special delivery." Jim 254 Youngston grabbed the packet and slammed the door in the boy's face. Tearing it open, a small note and several 255 photographs fell out. 256 257 Jim: Surely you've heard from the mayor by now. I think Delta V is bluffing, but no use risking it. You can 258 say I've retired, or whatever, but no more articles for now. I've done all the damage I can do in the Daily Ditto 259 for now anyway. 260 261 Don't worry Jim. I've got him covered like a blanket. 262 263 Best regards, 264 Franklin 265 266 P.S. This letter will self-destruct in five seconds... after you put a match to it. 267 And, uh, have a merry Christmas! 268 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PERVIS 269 270 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 271 WELL, FOLKS I THINK I WON'T SUBMIT AN ENTRY TODAY. COOKING THE EASTER BUNNY? 272 I ATE RABBIT AT THE RHINELANDER, AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD! I THINK THE EASTER BUNNY WOULD PROBABLY MAKE A GOOD STEE 273 W, OR MAYBE A PIE. CERTAINLY AFTER ALL THAT CANDY, HE WOULD BE NICE AND SWEET, 274 GARNISHED WITH A FEW CARROTS HE WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT SNACK. NOW I CAN SEE IT! SANTA EATING THE EASTER BUNNY! I 275 GUESS THAT'S PRETTY NASTY, THOUGH. ANYWAY, I HEAR DELTA V IS AFTER BOTH OF THEM. ++++++++++++00000001TED+++++++++ 276 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 277 The WR.S. Razor's Edge slipped smoothly through the ether, bypassing some of 278 the nastier hazards of plane travel by remaining stable in respect to Terra. 279 Her captain turned her rudder amanually, because steering so close to a stable 280 reality without entering it was tricky business. 281 Although he was busy steering, his mind lay elsewhere. Hours ago he had tried 282 to send a note through his recently-constructed communications center. The 283 unlucky paper had somehow suffered complete existence failure on the other 284 end. Of course, minor problems were to be expected. This was a new ship. 285 He carefully eased the ship away from a large clump of chaos. Any more of this, 286 he decided, and I'll have to shift to Innisfal. 287 The thought of staying in the Inn during Christmas cheered him. He wasn't 288 accustomed to being alone on Christmas. To be frank, he wasn't used to being 289 alone while travelling, either. Usually he had his rainbow-scarfed companion 290 with him. Or a gnome. The captain wondered what had happened to the gnome. 291 A few degrees to port, then the captain threw the shift lever. Bit by bit, 292 the swirling rainbow of disorder was replaced by a waterfront scene. The 293 Razor's Edge was now locked in a stable reality, that of Innisfal. 294 The captain took the craft in to shore, and after arriving cut in the ethereal 295 anchors. Mundane anchors may not always be satisfactory, but when a ship is 296 anchored to the ether itself, it is easier to break the ship. 297 A fspell-ramp slid into being at a word from the captain, and hhe walked slowly 298 toward the warm glow of the Inn in the distance. The Edge's lights dimmed 299 as the captain walked, finally ceasing altogether. 300 A few more steps, and the captain pulls open the door. Perhaps the Doctor is 301 here, he thinks. Or Grann. 302 MAlmost as soon as the door is closed, Milchar hears the sleigh bells of 303 another late-night visitor of the Inn. A few thumps on the roof and a hearty 304 'Ho, ho, ho!' later, the bells continue and fade into the night. 305 "Merry Christmas," Milchar whispers as he looks up at the ceiling and the 306 action beyond. 307 ++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar +++++++++++++++++++++++++ 100 minutes 'till Santa 308 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 309 #+#+@+@#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+# 310 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house the water was flo 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 help 318 319 320 twas 321 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house the water was 322 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 323 (((*))) : At your service, fair maiden. 324 325 Merry XMAS, Mike; say hi to the elves and Jim at USD... Ran into Dianne the 326 other day, she says hello... Paul too... 327 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 328 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# 329 00000001TED: Just wanted to take a moment and complement you on your entry. It had a good dramatic sequence and a nice 330 bit of black humor that I found very enjoyable. (I know I'm sick) And it wasn't so long as to make everybody wish it was 331 over before you got to the punchline. Something I wish I could accomplish. All in all, very well done. 332 All: Merry Christmas (there, I said it) 333 #$#$#$#$#$#rabbit stew, anyone?#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# J.D. SILVERMAN #$#$#$#$#$#$# 334 EN 335 336 The Journal of the Citizens for a better New York ran a feature story on the 337 MA 120 338 339 of violence against the elderly and the helpless and our fair city is a small measure improved 340 with their passing." 341 342 Normally, it is not the prerogative of one journalist to criticize the writing of another 343 but here, we must speak out. A veritable icon of journalistic integrity has gone astray, and has 344 launched a personal attack against a man who, 345 according to our investigation, has done little 346 other than to protect him self-a right that all Americans enjoy, but seldom are forced to exercise. 347 This man, who has the assigned name of Delta Five, was the top agent for a pentagon based 348 organization, and spent many years working, and risking his life to preserve the American way of life. He alone was responsible 349 justice, more than forty members of terrorist 350 organizations such as Black September and the 351 Bader Meinhoff. He personally found the cached fortunes of Reinhold Heydrich, the Nazi general 352 over Chechoslovakia in 1945." 353 This man was a dedicated defender of freedom untill his family was murdered, allegedly by a 354 "tyrant" named Leroy McKane, and then left the 355 "agency", and dedicated himself to the destruction of this McKane. 356 This man is, in our eyes, not an enemy of the people of New York, he is rather a hero, and we 357 implore Mr. Pervis to examine his motives, and reconsider the content of future editorials" 358 359 360 EN 361 FILE ON 362 EN 363 MARGIN IS 80 364 MA 140 365 STATUS: ENTER ONLY 366 EN 367 [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] 368 He self-awakened as usual at 5:30; his built in alarm clock. Linda was dead to the world, her long 369 shiny black hair fanned across his chest. Unknowingly, she squeezed his hand. Linda. It had 370 been so long... The first rays of the early morning sun streamed through the window of the fourth 371 floor room at the Tucson Hilton, highlighting the red in her lovely hair. She sighed softly, and again, squeezed his hand. 372 Carefully, so not to disturb her, he slipped out of the bed, and standing, looked down at her. A beautiful woman, in so many way373 wife...He nearly broke down at the thought, but quickly regained his self control. 374 He plugged in the Model 100, and punched keys. The words flashed across the display-words he didn't 375 want to see, but knew that he would. Pervis. He felt sad inside, knowing that he would have to 376 break the man. It would be easy to kill him, but in spite of what Pervis believed, Delta Five did not 377 enjoy killing people. But he had to be dealt with. 378 379 He had thought Pervis to be bright. Shrewd. But why didn't he consult one of his staff photographers? 380 Some clerk in a camera store really snowed him. 5000 ASA film? "Infra red lens"? He glanced at the Nikon FE-2 on the dresser.381 room, and faced himself in the mirror. "Always ready, huh?, he thought to himself. 382 He sat down on the bed, beside the slender form of the sleeping woman, leaned over, and kissed her 383 tenderly. He wished there could be an end to the killing, the violence, the terrorism. He reflected 384 on the words sung the previous night, at the Tucson Community Center auditorium; Beethoven, "When all 385 men shall be as brothers", and wished it were true. 386 387 He wished McKane felt that way. But now McKane would die a very long and very painful death. 388 And then what would he do. His anger vented, he 389 would have nothing more to hate. He would go back to the 'agency', and the needles, and the liars... 390 Again, the words flashed across the screen. 391 "Parity activated". Where Pervis was an annoyance, Parity was a threat. Delta Five made another phone call... 392 It was Christmas day, and he allowed himself the luxury; he jotted down the things he needed, and 393 slipped back into bed, and into the warm embrace 394 of Linda. A last glance at the list. One pint each H2SO4, HNO3, package of cotton balls, two large 395 stainless steel mixing bowls, soldering iron, 396 wire, hand tools... Delta Five was ready. 397 398 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\399 ********************************************************************** 400 Ripple: You're welcome, I hope it goes together easily for you. 401 All: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. 402 ********************************** CISTOP MIKEY ****************************** 403 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*))) 404 Wake up everyone it's christmas day!!!! Wasn't Santa suppose to come 405 last night? Hope everyone was good so they got exactly what they wanted. 406 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all 407 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*j 408 oops! (((*)))((( Ripple ))) 409 WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK 410 NEVER OVERSTEP YOUR BOUNDS. 411 WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK THE WHITE KNIGHT WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK 412 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM OLD MEAN AND NASTY. [*=] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] DELTA 413 FIVE [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] 414 """""""""""""""""" 415 Wishing all at the Inn a Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah and a great new year! 416 """"""""""""""""""SOLI 417 ______________________________JD 2446424.8389_____________________________ 418 White Knight: Good advice. You should listen to what you preach! 419 We need an updated version of Copy ii parameters, anyone with a copy to 420 to spare call me at 221-xxxx tomarrow or Friday, thnx,,,,, Don...... 421 |\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/ 422 The black plane shook at the return of its master. The quest to retrieve the 423 subject had failed. Before he could reach the ship that contained the subject, 424 it had warped out of space, departing to a location too distant to make 425 retrieval unfeasable. No matter. The universe teemed with humanoid lifeforms. 426 Finding another suitable subject would not be difficult. 427 The titan stood motionless in the center of the plane, stealing inertial 428 energy from the universe itself. The color of the plane changed from black to 429 dull red, to orange, to brilliant blue white. The titan was standing in a sea 430 of thermonuclear fire. 431 And then the plane dissappeared. 432 Momentarily clearing away the life-supporting mists, the titan studied the 433 constellations about him. The plane had been returned to its rightful place. 434 All that remained was to find a subject. Twin four-dimensional antennas 435 extended from the backpack. Four planets within thirty parsecs were scanned. 436 All contained humanoid life of acceptable potential. Almost thirty hours of 437 scanning finally produced a suitable subject. Like the last, this one was 438 female. Unlike the last, this one was synchronized with the time-flow of the 439 plane itself, and would age normally, rather that in reverse. Whatever had 440 posessed him to take a subject from a retrograde timeline, anyway? Also, this 441 subject had absolutely no extranormal abilities. Perhaps this would insure a 442 successful completion this time. 443 A miniature star appeared at the titan's feet. It vanished, leaving behind a 444 small, unconcious form. Computerized sensors played over the form. All life 445 functions normal. The life-support mists would insure continued functioning, 446 eliminating the need for nutritional intake or waste products. When the subject 447 recovered from the shock of transition, the experiment would begin anew. 448 The carrier numbus billowed about the titan's form, and then he was gone. 449 An interminable time later, the plane echoed with a scream of horror and 450 anguish. 451 |\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|:GOTH:|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/| 452 """"""""""""""""""It's 1:29 in the morning and all's well... SOLI... 453 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 454 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 455 WELL, THANKYOU JD FOR THE COMPLIMENT. BUT REALLY, JUST LOOK AT THE SPOT YOU 456 UNKNOWINGLY PUT ME IN. I AM NOW EXPECTED TO TOP THAT LAST LITTLE GEM, AND THAT 457 IS A HARD SPOT TO BE IN. AH WELL, BITCH BITCH WHEN YOU ARE IGNORED, BITCH BITCH 458 WHEN YOU ARE NOTICED. FUNNY THING, LIFE.++++++++++++++++++++++++ 459 ANYWAY ALL, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I GOT CLOTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, AS USUAL. I WANTED 460 TOYS, BUT SINCE I WANT EXPENSIVE TOYS, THE VCR, RADAR DETECTOR, TV AND SUCH 461 REMAINED OFF THE 'GIT' LIST. THAT IS ONE PROBLEM I'M SURE MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING 462 NOW THAT YOUR WANTS CANNOT BE SATISFIED BY CABBAGE PATCH KIDS. PORCHES, MANSIONS 463 AND SUCH DON'T FIT IN STOCKINGS. I GUESS WE ALL CAN KEEP HOPING. 464 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 465 SAND BLEW AROUND TOM'S FEET AS HE STEPPED OUT OF THE HOVERCRAFT. THE BEACH WAS 466 HUGE, AN ILLUSION PRODUCED BY THE MOVEMENTS OF THE MOON, LOCATED MILES BENEATH 467 HIS FEET. 468 THIS WORLD WAS SMALL BY PLANETARY STANDARDS, ALTHOUGH THE LARGEST FREIGHTER 469 WOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE LANDING, IT MORE CLOSELY APPROXIMATED A BIG ASTEROID. 470 TIDES PRODUCED BY THE GIGANTIC MOON FULLY HALF THE PLANET'S SIZE WERE 471 SPECTACULAR, AND AT TIMES EASILY OVERFLOWED BEACH BANKS. COMBINED WITH THE 472 SHALLOW BEACHES, THE HABITABLE SURFACE WAS RATHER QUITE SMALL. IT WAS A SPATIAL 473 FREAK PRODUCED ON A GOVERNMENTAL WHIM BY THE TERRAFORMING ENGINEERS. MADE AS A 474 RESORT FOR THE FOURTH PLANET IN THE SYSTEM, IT HAD SURVIVED WHILE BIOLOGICAL 475 WEAPONS HAD FORCED QUARRANTINING OF IT'S MAKER. DESIGNATED BOLON II, IT WAS AN 476 IDEAL PLACE FOR PLANATERY EVOLUTION STUDIES. WHILE THE GIANTS MOVED SLOWLY, IT 477 WAS SPEEDING THROUGH THE CYCLE OF EROSIONAL GROWTH AND DECAY IN A FEW THOUSAND 478 YEARS. 479 TOM KNEW ALL THIS, BUT GAVE IT 480 SCARCELY ANY THOUGHT AS HE STRODE ACROSS THE SAND. HE CARED LITTLE FOR THE 481 STEADY LEAKING AWAY OF THE ATMOSPHERE, OR THE WATER LOSSES, OR THE RADIATION 482 INTENSITY. HE WAS HERE TO MAROON AN ENEMY. 483 +++++++++++++++++++++000000001TED+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 484 485 486 /Q 487 /EX 488 489 time, there was a very fast rabbit named 490 Speedy and a very slow turtle named Slowpoke. They lived in 491 a hole in a tree in the Great Woods. 492 Speedy and Slowpoke were walking down the road, Speedy 493 stopped from time to time, to let Slowpoke catch up. 494 Slowpoke was very slow. 495 Suddenly, or not suddenly (Slowpoke was very slow) they 496 came upon a lolly pop tree, a gumdrop tree and a peppermint 497 tree. And they tasted the wonderful candy, but poof a big, 498 nasty, evil witch appearred shrieking "Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha I've 499 caught you now. I'll have rabbit stew and turtle soup for 500 dinner". Speedy could have run away, because he was very 501 fast, but he stayed with his buddy Slowpoke. 502 The witch grabbed Slowpoke. He yelled "Wait a minute, I 503 can trade you something that is better than turtle soup and 504 rabbit stew, if you let us go". The witch screeched "Rabbit 505 stew and turtle soup are very tasty, but I will listen Ha 506 ha ah". 507 Slowpoke led the witch to his workshop. Slowpoke liked 508 to invent things. His workshop was filled with all kinds of 509 inventions. In the corner was a big blue rocket, with a 510 chair and three buttons--A red button, a blue button, and a 511 green button. 512 "I see that you ride a broom" remarked Speedy. Slowpoke 513 said "This is my new rocket. I'm sure it's much faster and 514 more comfortable than your broom". The witch looked at it 515 and asked dryly "How does it work ?". Slowpoke walked over 516 to the control panel explaining "There's the green button, 517 that makes you stop, and the blue button which makes you 518 go, but never ever touch the red button". 519 The witch cried "Ah ha ha ha ha now I can have turtle 520 soup and rabbit stew, and I have a shiny new rocket". She 521 stepped toward the rocket cackling and saying "I think the 522 red button must do something really amazing". Slowpoke 523 spoke fearfully "Never ever press the red button?" 524 "I am the great witch" she gasped through her evil mouth 525 "I am not afraid to push the red button". Slowpoke said 526 shakily "No, no never push the red button!". She jumped up 527 into the rocket seat and sticking her bony finger toward 528 the control pa~el, pushed the red button. The rocket took 529 off instantly, the cacking, scrieking, screaming witch with 530 it. 531 "Where is she going ?" asked Speedy. Slowpoke explained 532 "I don't know, I suppose the rocket will run out of fuel 533 someday. Let's go back and get some more candy." 534 535 536 537 So they walked along slowly, Slowpoke was very slow, 538 down the road, that went over the hill to the candy trees. 539 As they were strolling, the witch flew over scrieking "Ha 540 ah ah Ha ah!!!", but she had no control over the rocket. 541 She dissappeared over the horizon. The last thing Speedy 542 and Slowpoke saw was the glare of the rockets tail in the 543 sunset. 544 "She was kind of a nice lady" said Slowpoke, sucking on 545 a lollypop he pulled out of his pocket. "I think so too" 546 replied Speedy "Very kind of her to give us some candy". 547 So they walked along eating some of the candy they 548 picked, and came to the place where the magic trees had 549 been. They found only a apple tree,a plum tree and a pear 550 tree. The witch had flown away somewhere on the blue 551 rocket. Her enchantment had left the trees, and they bore 552 only regular fruit. 553 Slowpoke said seeming not too disappointed. "Turtles 554 like pears and apples, almost as much as candy". "I 555 heartily agree" chuckled Speedy. So they picked the fruit 556 and took it home to share with all their friends. 557 The evil witch was never seen again. 558 559 The End 560 561 562 """"""""""""""""""How quaint. SOLI... 563 564 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM 565 The Tale Of Peter Rabit 566 (Part 1) 567 568 ONCE upon a time there 569 were four little Rabbits, and 570 their names were- 571 Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, 572 and Peter. 573 They lived with their Mother 574 in a sand-bank, underneath the 575 root of a very big fir-tree. 576 577 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFable MasterFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM 578 Ooops. Lest I be accused of plagiarism, allow me to extend acknowledgment of 579 authorship of the above story to Beatrix Potter. 580 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFable MasterFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM 581 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 582 Turtles and rabbits? Beatrix Potter?? Is the average age going down around 583 here or what?? 584 (I actually think this is okay stuff. Someone who sits around watching 585 Bugs Bunny has no right to complain...) 586 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Luingil/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ 587 588 But those of us who do not become enchanted watching Japanese animators extend 589 the lines of believability do have a right to complain. As you know such 590 rights are never left unused for long. 591 ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?| 592 593 "Heh heh. Hey George, guess what I just did?" 594 "You know I have no idea what you just did Sam. What did you just do?" 595 "I sold a guy a 'special' Infa-red camera lens, and some 5000 ASA film 596 for taking night pictures." 597 "You didn't." 598 "I did. He came in all hot and ready to capture something big, and said 599 he needed special equipment because he was going to capture this thing at 600 night." 601 "And you didn't tell him that there was no such thing as an Infa-red 602 lens?" 603 "Nope." 604 "And you didn't tell him that Infa-red film does not come in speeds of 605 conventional film, and especially not 5000ASA?" 606 "Nope." 607 "And you didn't tell him that in order to really utilize infa-red film 608 you need a specially filtered light source that only the infa-red film can 609 see?" 610 "Nope. I let his television-imposed notions guide me, and I sold him 611 exactly what he wanted to buy, and at a premium price." 612 "Well Sam, I guess you know what you are doing. I find it sad that you 613 feel a need to prey on the misconceptions of others like you do. Someday one 614 of those people who walk in here and get suckered will get back at you. What 615 goes around comes around." 616 "Oh George, aren't we waxing philosophic. I sold the guy what he wanted 617 to buy. Why should I be stuck with the enlightenment of the human race? I 618 never guide people towards destruction, I merely fix any flat tires that may 619 have during their drive. They are always heading that way in the first place." 620 "I see, rationalization now. Well you must be worried or you wouldn't 621 have seen the need to tell me the reasons behind your actions. Fixing flat 622 tires? That is a laugh. I would say you are selling the whole car!" 623 "George, sometimes I wonder why I talk to you at all. You have turned 624 my little anecdote into an attack on my entire lifestyle..." 625 "Lifestyle, who said anything about lifestyles? Did I mention the 626 sixteen year-old you have shacked up down in Soho? Did I say anything about 627 you being six months late with your child support? Did I bring up the c-note 628 you took from the cash register last week? No Sam, I didn't. Lifestyles? Pshaw TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 628