1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2 ************************* INSTALLED: 30 APR 85 ********************** 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 ************************************************************ 19 20 ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 21 22 once again... a comfortable place at the top... and not lonely either... 23 24 ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 25 26 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 27 New Poet: well do I understand the 28 thoughts and feelings of which you 29 speak... 30 31 Max... 32 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 33 Mig: that 4010 *does* speak 'standard' RS-232 doesn't it? What's the max 34 baud rate? Any special parity/word-length/etc settings required? 35 ______________________________Leonard______________________________________ 36 ::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::_____ 37 Juggler--> Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! I do believe that the thing I 38 like best about Backwater is the poetry! You too, New Poet! Keep up the goo 39 d work! 40 41 The Fool--> Hmmm.. interesting. I do belive that I know you. 42 43 Entropy--> Hello? Hello? Has entropy gotten the best of Entropy. But not of 44 Entropy, of course, how could that be? Come back! 45 46 Herr Oberschlumpor whatever)--> Hi! 47 48 MiG--> When would be the best day to contact the person we discussed that I 49 was going to contact? 50 51 Guardian--> Glad to see that hard feelings no longer exist, if they ever 52 did exist at all outside of my fragmented mind.... 53 54 All--> I was wondering if anyone has any fantasy stories in the making? I 55 really want to see some good fantasy here; it has been so long! 56 57 Goodnight, insomniacs (yes you, Zippy!) 58 ::::::::::__________:::::::::: The Jiz /// __________::::::::::_____ 59 60 ************************************** 61 hmmmm...... 62 ***************kathyd***************** 63 ........................................................................... 64 And now the final act; the culmination of a year and a half of performing. 65 I will not get a curtain call. The end is the end, no encore allowed. 66 We will be "good friends" although it hurts me to even see him anymore. 67 We still share a bed--at least, until I find an apartment. He says he will 68 help me move. It must not be easy for him, watching me cry. He won't let 69 me hit the wall with my hand because I will hurt myself. He doesn't know 70 what it feels like to be left behind, and I can't make him know. My mom, 71 in her infinite wisdom, says, "I know it hurts, but you have to look 72 beyond it." A funny scene in the social room of the dorm: Someone says 73 that they assume we'll be living together next year, too. I announce our 74 official disengagement; embarrassed silence follows, and I remain amazingly 75 composed for someone who has lost everything that mattered. 76 I finally broke it...I can't fix it this time. 77 Don't put all your eggs in one basket, mom says; but hey, if you've 78 got broken eggs, make omelettes. 79 .........................................Entropy.feeling.bad............... 80 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 81 Entropy -- please accept the loan of one large, well-padded shoulder to 82 cry on. It's been used a lot before, has other tear stains on it, but still 83 tries to offer some comfort. To add to what your mom said -- if it didn't 84 hurt, there'd be something wrong. You are at a point in your life that feels 85 like forever -- mercifly we forget those times when we pull out of them. 86 Having been through the identical emotional mill, I know it doesn't help 87 much, but you WILL get over it. Until then, a well-padded shoulder and 88 a quiet "I understand" can help a lot. 89 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 90 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*Guru of Bliss*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 91 I hope the fallowing doesnt sound too cold or calus. It came to me BEFORE 92 reading any of the above and is NOT intended as response to ANYTHING. 93 : There are no endings or beginings; only jumping ins and bailing outs. 94 Or as previosly stated in another form: all endings are new beginings. 95 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 96 ************************************************************* 97 L'homme: Will have beta test copy thrusday. See you at PCS pizza? 98 ************************ CISTOP MIKEY ***************************** 99 100 101 ____________________________________________________________________________ 102 "Thank you for coming, Mr. Salazar, I've heard a great deal about your 103 abilities." The elderly, white haired man rose from behind the large 104 cherry-wood desk as Salazar entered the office. Salazar's eyes immediately 105 took in the room, noting the subdued furnishings and large collection of 106 what appeared to be legal texts lining the walls. It was hard to be sure 107 of the size of the office as the dim lighting and dark paneled walls 108 combined to interfere with his examination of the surroundings. The white 109 haired man gestured to a leather upholstered chair in front of the desk as 110 he returned to his own chair. 111 "I'm quite pleased to be of service, Mr. Rommel," Salazar said as he 112 sat down, listening to the faint hiss of air as it escaped from the deep 113 padding on the intricately carved wooden chair, "particularly in this case. 114 I have a special fondness for Pam. Our friendship goes back some years, 115 and she has..." 116 "Excuse me for interrupting, Mr. Salazar, but I'm a busy man. Unless 117 it has a direct bearing on the disposition of this case I would prefer to 118 not hear it." Picking up a thick manilla envelope from the top of the 119 desk, Rommel tossed it lightly so that it landed in front of Salazar. "In 120 this envelope you will find additional information, transcripts of the 121 interviews of all witnesses including one or two that I believe were 122 planted by our opponents, as well as the flight path, registration, and 123 ownership of the aircraft in which my client was later taken." 124 Salazar leafed through the mass of documents, glancing briefly at 125 each, until he came to one on which he recognized a familiar name. "Wait a 126 minute. This says.... McKane Industries!" Salazar sat back in his chair, 127 surprise and concern momentarily showing on his usually stolid face. "If 128 Leroy McKane is involved in this.... how did you get this information?" 129 "The how and why is unimportant. Suffice it to say that I too have 130 sources within certain circles." Rommel's hands steepled before his face 131 as he leaned back in his chair. "As you know, the McKane organization has 132 sufficient resources to accomplish this sort of adventure with little 133 difficulty. I will supply you with whatever you need in terms of capital, 134 and I am assigning you the use of my Lear for the interim. I do not have 135 advanced weaponry available, but I'm sure that you can satisfy your needs 136 from your own connections." As Rommel rose from his chair and walked 137 around his desk Salazar noticed a distinct limp and a stiffness in Rommel's 138 left knee. "My secretary will provide you with the cash advances, 139 documentation, passports, and so forth. Due to the urgency of this 140 situation I would recommend that you begin immediately." The door opened, 141 and the secretary Salazar had noticed before stepped into the room. "Anna, 142 please help Mr. Salazar in whatever areas he desires. He is to have 143 complete cooperation. Unless you have further questions, Mr. Salazar, I 144 believe this meeting is over." 145 ____________________________________________________________________________ 146 147 Boy... This system shure gets boring when all people write is some stupid 148 story that I have never seen before... do something creative... 149 Like This...... 150 151 152 ************** 153 ** 154 ** 155 ** 156 ** 157 ************** 158 159 160 ************* 161 ** 162 ** 163 ** 164 ** 165 ************************** 166 167 ************ *********** ******* 168 * * * * * 169 * * * * * 170 * * * * * 171 * * * ** 172 (got is so far???) * * * * 173 * *********** * 174 175 176 (Rules!!!) 177 {}{{}{}{}}{}}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}{} 178 made by yogi bear 179 done 180 /end 181 /stop 182 /wait... 183 /done 184 /save 185 /stop 186 187 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\////////////////////////////////////// 188 Ohmigod! Oh, that's SOOOOOOO creative, I'm just impressed to the max! I mean 189 like, wow..... Hey, everybody, let's not do uncreative things like write dumb 190 stories that Mr. Lowbrow above hasn't seen before. Let's draw pictures of 191 other people's trademarks and then fill a bunch of lines with done/end/stop/ 192 wait/done/save/stop and other really cool stuff that just, like, well, ya know, 193 shows everybody how really smart we is. I mean, ya know, why spend a lot of 194 time trying to write something when, ya know, like nobody cares anyway. I 195 mean, like it's so much easier to not use your brain anyway. Because, it's 196 just all gray and wet and slimy and, well, ya know, icky looking, and you don't 197 need one to be a heavy metal baby anyway. I like stuff that's about drugs and 198 women and sex and cars and women and drugs and guitars and sex and drugs, I 199 mean like that's what's really IMPORTANT, ya know? I mean like, who CARES 200 about ethics and morality and all that stuff when you can get some just really 201 dynamite smoke from my buddy here, it'll like take the top of your head off, 202 ya know? It's killer. Let's do something really creative like get stoned and 203 watch MTV. Or listen to my Cheech and Chong records. Urp, urp urp....... 204 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\The Fool///////////////////////////////////// 205 206 Whatsay we forget all of this and stop entering dribble. If yogi doesn't mind. 207 208 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + 209 Entropy, JUGGLER, NEW POET - Thanks for the inspiration, no matter how hard 210 earned. As soon I straighten out the kinks in my brain, things will get 211 better. I wish you all well. 212 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + 213 214 215 hi there yogi! how's it goin'? 216 217 This is boo-boo. Call me sometime and 218 219 we could have a picnic. hey, have you 220 221 seen that ranger guy around lately? 222 223 well,ya know, i read all the messages 224 225 on here, and they are all pretty 226 227 strange. did you read the one's max 228 229 and mig wrote? well, no one else knows 230 231 this but they are planning to take 232 233 over the world.their messages are in 234 235 code. write back and tell me what you 236 237 think about this. 238 239 loving you too, 240 241 boo-boo 242 243 **************************************** 244 245 246 ::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::________ 247 I'd comment on that wonderfully creative piece by "Yogi", but what could I 248 say that The Fool didn't. In this case, the name seems a little undeserved. 249 250 Entropy--> Consider another shoulder at your disposal, and while I'm at it, 251 an ear too. I'd like to hear from you voice, perhaps if you're up to it, 252 you could give me a ring soon. You can get my number from our mutual 253 aquaintance if you don't have it already. Please call.... 254 255 Cistop Mikey--> I would like to get in touch with you somewhere privately. 256 Is this at all possible? 257 258 Sadly departing, trying to share the heavy heart of a friend. I am always..... 259 ::::::::::__________:::::::::: The Jiz /// __________::::::::::________ 260 261 ************************************************************************ 262 Computer Nerd: Have you ever heard of Unix? 263 Girl: Sure I've heard of eunuchs, who hasn't. 264 Computer Nerd: What do you think of Unix? 265 G: Eunuchs? Not nearly hard enough! 266 CN: Really? That's the first time I've heard Unix called "not hard 267 enough." 268 G: Well, it's true I tell you. I know. 269 CN: You mean you've had experience with Unix? 270 G: Sure, I've played with eunuchs for years. But no progress, yet. 271 CN: What's the problem been? 272 G: They can't keep it up. Not nearly long enough. 273 CN: Well, how long do you want them to keep it going? A week, a month, 274 what? 275 G: You must be joking. An hour would do nicely. 276 CN: You're not asking for much, are you? 277 G: That's just what I told them. I told them if they couldn't keep it up 278 for an hour, to just forget the whole thing. If they can't do it, they 279 oughtta just let me sleep. 280 CN: But that's one of the best features! You can tell Unix to start 281 something going anytime, even while you are asleep. 282 G: What a terrible idea! While I'm asleep? When they finally get it up, 283 I want to be wide awake enjoying it. 284 CN: That's really not necessary. Unix can do the job, stop quietly, and 285 leave everything just as it was before. You won't be bothered. 286 G: Actually, I think I'd rather be bothered. That's the whole point, if 287 you know what I mean. 288 CN: Oh, you'll eventually know what happened. Unix can send you mail, 289 telling you about what went on all night. 290 G: Why would eunuchs want to send me mail? 291 CN: To tell you if there were any sticky problems during the night. Unix 292 might have trouble doing something. There might be difficulty getting into 293 somewhere. There can be problems with protection. 294 G: I didn't think eunuchs could have "sticky problems." And there 295 shouldn't be any need for "protection." And if there's trouble getting 296 into "somewhere", why can't I just wake up and tell how I want it? 297 CN: You can't stay up all night. With Unix, it can go on for hours and 298 hours. Days even. 299 G: My goodness, I never knew! But how long does it usually take for 300 eunuchs? 301 CN: That depends totally on what you want to happen. 302 G: But I have to ask eunuchs for it, right? 303 CN: Anything you want, Unix can do. 304 G: Oh. 305 CN: And another thing about Unix. Tube-type things. Call them pipes. You 306 can think of them as a connector. When you get something out of Unix, you 307 can put it anywhere you want. How many places would you want it? 308 G: Only three that I can think of. Do I have to touch a "pipe." 309 CN: Not with Unix. It's all taken care of. Just tell Unix where to stick 310 it, and everything will be done for you. 311 G: And stuff comes out of the pipe? Eunuchs? Just the way you'd expect? 312 CN: It comes in spurts. 313 G: So I've heard. It usually does. Where would I put it when it finally 314 comes out of eunuchs? 315 CN: In your box. 316 G: What color is it? 317 CN: The stuff? It's white. But occasionally it has green lines on it too. 318 That's so it will be easier to look at. 319 G: Green lines? That's awful! Never heard of that before. 320 CN: Don't worry. If you don't like it, just ask for white. 321 G: Do I have to take it out of my box and look at it? 322 CN: That's the whole reason you've been fiddling with Unix. It's all 323 there! 324 G: Can't I just leave it in my box? 325 CN: I suppose. But you'll want to look at it, eventually. That's half the 326 fun. 327 G: I can hardly wait. 328 *************************************************************************** 329 330 331 332 up 40 333 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*Guru of Bliss*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 334 Fool: does that mean its time for 'Zoro's end' (argh). A yogi bearly? 335 *=*=*=*=*=* 336 On Lananara the fallowers of the Celo op Soco never name any person, place or 337 thing after any o 338 other person place or thing. (which appearintly dosent always save us from the 339 dreaded call waiting beastie (struck again above)) 340 Closer to this mundane environ there are those who believe, rightfully I 341 feel, that: Every person, place and thing is pregnant with it's own paradise. 342 *=*=*=*=* Just got home from a Baha'i holy day gathering, the 12th day of 343 Ridvan (pronounced rizwan) which partialy stimulated me to enter the above. 344 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 345 346 =================================================================== 347 I awoke to the vibration of the plane comming in for a landing. 348 Moments later it bounced slightly as it touched down. I crawled out 349 of the sleeping bag, stowed it back where I found it, then reconnected 350 the air exchanger hose to the radar transmitter. 351 A few minutes later, the plane came to a stop. The cargo hatched poped 352 open as I was scrambling to hide behind a large crate. 353 "I don't know, the pilot said he was losing pressure in the radar transmitter, 354 probably just a bad seal." "Yeah, well you better make sure that it is 355 working right, 'cause he said there's gona be hell to pay if it croaks 356 over the atlantic. He's heading for some touchy areas, and that jammer's 357 gotta work, or he's gonna be in real trouble. And if he gets in trouble, 358 your life ain't gonna be worth even thinkin' about. Got it?" "Ah... yeah." 359 The nervous tech crawled into the compartment and started to pull the 360 radar unit out of it slot, but then saw the hose clamp was loose where I 361 hadn't been able to properly tighten it down in time. "Ah ha! there's 362 where the problem is, some jerk didn't tighten the stupid hose down. 363 Quickly tightening it, he crawled back out. "Ah, it was just a loose 364 air hose is all, those guys in Portland can't do anything right. Where 365 they taken this bird anyway, overseas?" "Yeah, I overheard 'em say'n 366 something about Albino's, Elbano's, something like like." "Sounds a bit 367 strange to me, what's she haul'n?" "Some VIP, Pam I think her name was." 368 "Gee, must be nice to have a private jet to fly anywhere ya want." "Yeah, 369 well you make sure those belly tanks are full, it's gonna be a long 370 flight." "Did you hear something?" "No, why" "I don't know, sounded like 371 a groan." "probably just the stuts settling." "Yeah, These ol planes...... 372 I didn't hear any more as the cargo hatch was shut. Albainia? Oh lord, 373 what have I got myself into this time?! 374 ========================== Marvin Deepe ================================ 375 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 376 Unix/eunuchs -- my belly aches from laughing... 377 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 378 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- 379 -+- Piper: This time, form my own fingers- I appreciate yours and -+- 380 -+-all others appreciation... It is why I do these things. -+_ 381 -+- The Fool: You, on the other hand, are a different matter. -+- 382 -+-You may not be too fond of depreciation, but +I+ am not fond of your -+- 383 -+-deception. If the words I long to type are to be typed, I would like-+- 384 -+-the courtesy of doing it myself. -+- 385 -+- As I have told Another, there are two reasons why I enter here. -+- 386 -+-One is for my own satisfaction, and the other is for what little sat--+- 387 -+-isfaction I may give others. True, it is not always happy, but then -+- 388 -+-again, nothing ever is... So I have just seen above by yet another. -+- 389 -+- I had many an idea being tossed around in my head, but I guess -+- 390 -+-that there needn't be any more dreary blue painted on these walls at -+- 391 -+-the moment. Maybe I'll find another topic, tossed by the hand of the-+- 392 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -JUGGLER- -+- -+- -+- 393 394 395 The Diplomat: I don't think that the job is finished... -:RoNov:- 396 397 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////////////////////////////// 398 Juggler: Nor am +I+ fond of deception. I typed +++NOTHING+++ under your name 399 if that is what you are implying by your words. My entry on the previous disk 400 covers lines 549-567, and absolutely nothing else. If you are refering to the 401 entry on lines 546-548, I had assumed those were your words. If they weren't, 402 I'm sorry to hear it. But that doesn't excuse your rash accusation. You may 403 be a Juggler, but you dropped the ball on this one. I await an apology if you 404 were refering to the above mentioned series of lines, or a more lucid explan- 405 ation if you weren't. I've enjoyed your work and thought that there must be 406 an individual with feeling behind it all. But my opinion of your work aside, 407 I hope you will give me an explanation of your words. Or else I must assume 408 that I am not the only Fool on this system. 409 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\The Fool//////////////////////////////////// 410 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- 411 Poem for Pat: 412 413 Love is a feeling 414 Yet much much more 415 Love is a wanting 416 Yet much much more 417 418 Sometimes I think it's wasted 419 on people 420 Who don't really care 421 422 Yet I know 423 That if 424 I give loove, 425 I will 426 Get back 427 What I share 428 429 Goodbye, 430 Strings 431 ****************************************************************** 432 JUGGLER: You seem to be a bit ticked off at 'the fool'. I don't understand, 433 since he didn't do anything against you, only rambled on about his car 434 and how upset and frustrated he was with it, then later countered a bit 435 of drivel with sarcastic drivel. Since it wasn't targeted at you 436 (I assume that you weren't the one splating the walls of the Inn with 437 the ZZ Top mess). Why are you lambasting him? I would really like to 438 know, because it doesn't make sense to me. Or are you just trying to 439 find someone to expel your emotions at and the fool was handy? 440 *********************** CISTOP MIKEY ******************************* 441 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*Dreamtoucher*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 442 Woke up with an uncompfortable feeling of groggyness and an ache in his 443 back. 'No wonder' he thought to himself when he realized he had been asleep 444 in his chair. He remembered telling one of the incidents from his friend 445 Themnax's early life and then listening to the music and poetry all around. 446 Snowrunner dreamed fitfully ware she was curled up under the table. The 447 conversations around them had taken an unpleasent turn. Not all of them. 448 One who was saddened by a turn of social fortunes was being offered con- 449 dolence as best can ever be in words. Dreamtoucher realizing his ineptness at 450 such things except by way of the dreams he shaped and sent, sighed but kept still. 451 'It was high time for a little air' he thought as he shoved back his chair 452 and levered himself up with his walkin stick. 453 Outside the sun was rising on a new day. 454 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* 455 I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 456 He reached into one of the pockets of his pants, pulling from it a small 457 pipe and a tinder box. After a bit of fumbling the pipe glowed brightly and 458 he took a long draw on the stem. He held the breath for a long time, then 459 slowly exhale. Best to leave such batles to the battle-worn, they are best 460 prepared for it. 461 I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 462 ........................................................................... 463 piper: thanks for the shoulder. I've been dampening a few close shoulders 464 for the last three days, and I think I'm almost ready to stem the flood. 465 Tonight we went downtown for dinner with two friends who spent the entire year 466 breaking up; it was terrifying and entertaining at the same time. She and I 467 excused ourselves to the powder room; the guys, when we returned, were 468 taciturn and somewhat morose, so she and I decided that we wouldnever, never, 469 never understand men. Harrumph. It'll be tough for a while, but I think 470 he and I are, after a year and a half, pretty much up on the other's ways 471 of working things out. I'll grieve, he'll look at me and say, "When are 472 you leaving?" (a true romantic, no?), and then we'll probably remain on 473 good terms. The rat. I wish I had a reason to smack him, but he's too nice. 474 Guru of Bliss: you are absolutely right about beginnings and endings. I'm 475 not naive enough to believe that the world will actually disappear tomorrow 476 just because he and I have parted ways (not that you implied that I was; just 477 letting you know that I agree with your assertions). I think that one of 478 my problems is seeing things too clearly. I know I'll get over it, I know 479 I'll be happy again, I know that he's not the be-all and end-all of the 480 universe...knowing this, though, makes me impatient and frustrated. Better, 481 perhaps, to not try too hard to forget; rather, remember the good and weep 482 for the cessation of that. Thanks for your posting; I enjoyed the sentiment. 483 .............................................Entropy......................... 484 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- 485 Trimmimng aside for the moment, I shall proceed with an attempt 486 at an explaination and an apology. 487 The one that is only in name "The Fool": What I had assumed (no puns) 488 was an attempt to to further your own goals was the one-line comment 489 below my entry. Seeing a comment I should have made, but didn't, and 490 under that flimsy thing I call my boarder looked too much like a lead 491 in for your offering of humor. Obviously, I have once again flown off 492 the provereal handle at the closest thing that looked like a link. 493 For whatever lible I have brought against you, I am sorry. 494 Maybe someday I'll learn that a name is only a name, and a positive 495 remark should be allowed to be given freely. (No matter how truthful 496 or painful.) For some reason I flet pased by when my words had been 497 spoken for me. I hope that in some way that this is acceptable. 498 Once again, I am sorry... 499 Cistop Mikey: Was that clear, or have I goofed once again? 500 major: 1 501 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -JUGGLER- -+- -+- -+- 502 503 -+- ch /flet pased/felt passed/ -+- 504 505 D 506 DKRGKR 507 **************************************************************** 508 Lets see, you didn't write the last line below your message, apparently 509 someone else did, so you assumed that whoever left the message following 510 that one did. Not a very good assumption to make around here with the 511 common problem of people using other peoples boarders and names. 512 Though I admit I had the advantage of knowing that the fool had only 513 entered the message body within his own boarders, and nothing else, so 514 I didn't see any connection. In going over it I guess i can see how it 515 could be mistaken as such if you made the assumtion that the previous 516 line had been entered by the fool. (No, I'm not the fool, I just happen 517 to observe the entry.) 518 ************************** CISTOP MIKEY ****************************** 519 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 520 From Prometheus: Squinting 521 Whommever has been entering with the border of "I-I-I-I-I" deserves a comment 522 or two on how nicely the words flow in the entries that he or she has made. 523 Then again, most people here deserve a comment on how good something they had 524 entered was. I thought it more imperitive to tell this person. 525 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 526 527 I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-THANKS THEUS-I 528 ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_ 529 EPISODE 1 "BLACKOUT"" 530 531 Portland was sweltering in the grip of a heat wave, and Joe was working 532 on a report on Solar Energy. Outside the temperature registered a hot 533 91~ F. All the heat you could want for free. 534 The office was deserted, an air-conditioner tomb, and a little after 535 seven, she decided to call it a day. She packed her briefcase, rang for 536 the elevator, and when it came she joined the sole occupant, a business- 537 man with a briefcase. 538 "Ground floor?" 539 "PLease," she said. He pushed the button and they began to descend, 540 wrapped in their mutual cocoons, staring at the dankness of the door 541 opposite, neutral corners. The music was the ordinary elevator music 542 tuned to KXL 95.5. 543 Then their world went black... 544 "What the hell?" 545 They stood in stunned silence for several moments, for the music had 546 stopped as abruptly as the motion. 547 "Oh, hell," the man said, and Vicky felt a tremor of panic. 548 "What do you think's happened...any idea?" 549 "Looks like Thomas Edison done it again." 550 "What do you mean?" 551 "An power outage. The heatwave. All that air conditioning going 552 full blast. Another blackout like in '76. Thats my guess." 553 "Oh no!" Vicky was getting upset. "What do we do now?" 554 "Find the alarm button, pronto. I think the panel is right next to 555 the door. You got a match or a lighter?" 556 "Sorry." 557 It was no good waiting for her eyes to adjust to the dark, for the 558 blackness was total. No ray of light anywhere. 559 "I'll find it," he said. She could sense him gropping around for 560 the buttons. She stepped back. Suddenly, the silence was shattered by 561 a racous loud clang. He rang nonstop for what seemed like an eternity, 562 shouted, banged on the door. Nobady came. Perhaps there was nobady in 563 the building oto come. 564 565 NOTE: This episode may be entered again so that some people may 566 enjoy this. 567 Marc. 568 _^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_ TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 568