1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2 ************************* INSTALLED: 14 FEB 85 ********************* 3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator 4 ************************************************************ 5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned 8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public. 9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is 10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which 11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be 12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved) 13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the 14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the 15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace 16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up. 17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18 ************************************************************ 19 20 Nyaah nah nah nyaah nyaah! (childish, I know, but I ain't gonna say M 21 {oops, almost slipped)) 22 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23 Cheese and Crackers 24 25 I went to her house last night 26 We sat and talked 27 My thoughts were with you 28 I held her in my arms 29 And wished it were you 30 She asked me to stay 31 I said, "No thanks 32 "Headache you see, I've got to go" 33 Why couldn't it have be you 34 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 35 36 37 s:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks: 38 "I believe that MacBeth had free will and just used the prophocy as proof he 39 did not. I think he was guilty of multiple counts of murder 1, and probably a 40 little genicide on the side. Of course the defense MUST attemte to prove his 41 client innocent, I am simply saying that it can't be truthfully done. 42 "If one says he had free will, then of course he was guilty, saying he was 43 tricked into doing it smakes of letting blackmailies who have murdered thier 44 blackmailer go free. If one says the witches forced his hand, one would be 45 incorrect because the defense claimed that MacBeth had chosen to have a trial in 46 the first place (not that it was his idea, just that he had chosen it). 47 "I just wanted to remind people of some facts which both the defense and Tanya 48 have not mentioned." 49 I climbed off of my soapbox, trying to keep both my dress and reputation as 50 clean as possible. 51 Lady S. 52 s:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks: 53 sorry above, but your analogy doesn't fit at all. 'blackmailies' who murder 54 blackmailers has about as much in common with the story of Mcbeth as salt 55 has in common with pepper. They are both spices, but that is about it. Your 56 point about free will and 'genicide' just doesn't wash. 57 *%_@#*%_!)*%!_)*%_)!#*%_)$#*(^_)*#^_)#$&^_)*$%_)&*#)_%*&_)*&_)#*^&_)#%*&)_*#&_)*@$_)&*%$_)&*_)*_@$%&*_)!#*&_)$%*&_$)&* 58 QUIZMASTER: Quiz-Mistress tells me your solution is the correct one. She told me to tell you she was surprised how long it 59 took you to discover the answer. She said you must be slipping a bit. 60 Milch: I'll call. Whenever you wish to visit, let me know. As long as I don't have some test I am studying away on, or 61 a photog assignment I haven't completed but is due in two hours, there shouldn't be any problems. 62 BareFoot : I'll be waiting for your call. 63 defense : You seemed to have started something of a debate here. Considering all you were trying to do was cite another point 64 of view; give an opposing observation, you have been successful of at least making a few people think about the subject. 65 Farley: I'll enter the next NET chapter later. You and that Fred! 66 )*^$_@*^@_)*_!)*^!#+_*(^+!*^_*_)@$*_!@^*@_)* L'homme sans Parity *_)%*!_)%*!_)%*!_%*_!%*_#)&%_)@#&_)%*!_&%^_)@&^_@)^&2 67 68 let not an entertainment and a debate... become a hatred and an arguement... 69 oh... quizmaster variants... i put the same question under a different form over eleven months ago... i am suprisecd it took 70 any of you this long to guess... actually mine had to do with ten stacks of ten coins... and a point one difference... which 71 oodles more managable... 72 quizmistress... priscilla seems to be in the market for a certain car of note... sitting in the parking lot of the center... 73 74 tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 75 76 77 btbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbt 78 Unsaid Words from Yves 79 Becky, I think you should know that it is your intense will to 80 succeed that has made you one of my finest students. That will is what is 81 driving you, making you push yourself so hard to try to do the best you can. 82 What you must do now is to take your will and place it under control. I have 83 seen you win and I have seen you try your hardest but, you have never been 84 able to do both at the time. Winning requires that you forget about trying to 85 work so hard, you must just do it without the thinking. Let it happen. When 86 you try too hard to succeed, your desire overrides your mastery and you are 87 sure to stumble. If you fall short of the goal, do not stop. Do not stop. 88 All you have to do is realize why it is that you have come short of your goal 89 and reset your goal so that it is not as far from your reach. If you are to 90 continue to be such an valuable student you must not strive for perfection 91 if you still need to learn more of the fundamentals. Perfection will arrive 92 through its lack of attention. Let it happen and it will. 93 94 95 He may have never said these words to me, but I knew he meant them. 96 "finest" was a bit much, "one of the top five" would be more like it. 97 98 Thank you, Yves, for the words of critisism and the nods of your 99 head that we knew meant "You can do better than that..." You were more 100 valuable to me than I knew. At least Tigger listened to you, did he have 101 a choice? 102 Becky T. 103 btbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbt 104 105 ln 84- to read: "able to do both at the same time...." 106 107 "Milady, Ithou didst not see me as I sat in the corner?" 108 ...............................the apprentice.............................. 109 Quizmaster & friends: picture a sphere. picture a cylinder within this 110 sphere. The rim(s) of the cylinder are EXACTLY even with the surface of the 111 sphere (we are talking geometry here, I know it isn't possible in "reality" 112 ...) The cylinder is 6 meters tall. If we remove the volume of the cylinder 113 from the sphere, what volume remains. 114 _______________________________Leonard_____________________________________ 115 s:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks: 116 "....And Time locked in his tower?" 117 I wrote the last words on Myrddin Emrys. Someone else would get the final credit 118 for it if it was good enough. Oh well, I should be proud if it is saved at all. 119 120 After I turned it in and went back to my room, it becme appearent that I had a 121 guest (I noticed this because he was sitting on my only chair). 122 "I came to return this book." he said. 123 "Book, what book?" I asked. He was always doing this sort of thing. "heres that 124 priceless antique I borrowed,oh didn't I tell you, what, you spent $100,000 sea- 125 rching for it, oh sorry, well here it is." Sometimes I could de-claw that over- 126 grown kola bear. 127 "Sometimes I could de-claw you!" I shrieked. 128 "Didn't I tell you?" He asked, smiling sweetly. 129 "No,you didn't," I succeded in controling my temper, "Well, would you like some 130 tea?" 131 "Oh sure, thank you." 132 133 I flipped through the pages of my new-found book, and found some writing that 134 hadn't been there before. After several tries, I got him to admit he had written 135 it. After ignoring his adamit refusals, I edited it (after he had left), and 136 printed it. 137 138 When I got to the Inn, I posted it wherever you post things in Inns, and left 139 before (I hoped) anyone saw me. 140 141 Grayed skies, peer down from castle terrace 142 Books, warm fireplaces and deep green covers on all the books 143 deep green seas 144 rolling waves 145 white cresents 146 green deep-sight in wave as 147 it reaches up. 148 This is what sea is 149 or ought to be 150 Not a bunch of suits 151 with impacting shapes. 152 Not even freeways or 153 hot sand. 154 Empty cold gray footing, 155 Sloshing with every step. Futile, no where to 156 seek shelter. 157 158 breath:peaking wave 159 life:perpetual crashing of the 160 waves, up and 161 down. Which is 162 the level things 163 ought to 164 stop at? P.H. 165 Lady S. 166 s:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks: 167 ? 168 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 169 TONIGHT!!!! AT PC&S!!!!!! 170 GROUP DU JOUR!!!!! 171 9:00 172 GREAT SOUNDS!!!!! 173 BE THERE!!!!!!!!! 174 175 dated:2/15/84 176 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 177 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 178 ALSO SEE THEM AT EAST AVE. TAVERN 179 ON FRIDAY THE 22nd 180 181 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 182 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ MENTAT ]]]]]]]]]]]]] 183 184 ex 185  186 187 Tis it honestly to be a group du jour, Thinker? Shall I steal a peek? Mayhaps. 188 189 tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i 190 The silence that lasted so long was finally to be broken, Gaudy would be the 191 first to speak. 192 "After you left, where did you go? To the McKane Academy?" she asked in 193 a quiet tone. This seemed to have brought the dark figure out of its sulking. 194 "What? Escape one evil in order to thrust myself into the services of 195 yet another? Nay, that would have been too simple. Nay. Once free, I had set 196 my mind to alter my life, create for myself a new quest, a new dream, a new 197 vision." The figure said this with the most confidence, his arms swinging as 198 if to tell her to take in all that was around her. But there was nothing to 199 behold, nothing that would indicate that the dream took shape. 200 "Yes, this is really a very intriguing atmosphere. I feel that it must 201 command quite some respect," said Gaudy with a new voice. She wasn't going to 202 let a chance like this get by. #Could it be that he has just gone insane?# 203 was one thought that raced through her mind. #If I let him believe that I see 204 what he sees (which is nothing in reality), maybe I can play his bluff.# 205 "Oh, a mere pittance! But from here, I am at the control of a vast number 206 of followers. Such a following that will crush those that do not... It is in 207 my power to... With these hands I am able..." 208 #Great, I think it could be working. Now if only I could remember what 209 was said about nucleo-repolarizing-psychology. I could bring him back if I 210 can work it out.# Gaudy thought, #He wasn't so bad that he needed removal.# 211 "What then is your vision? Are you set to destroy NET? Have you just 212 spared me of what you will do to the rest?" she asked trying to remain calm. 213 "How dare you! You? Toy with me? I... I could have you utterly and 214 irrevocably annihilated!" The figure was fuming in a rage of anger. 215 #Mercurial, this one# she thought. "NO, honestly I'm not. You can't 216 blame me for being curious as to what you have planned. After all, you did 217 bring me here in the first place." Gaudy did have that certain way about 218 her that could even calm the most infuriated L'homme. It seemed to be 219 working, for the moment at least. 220 221 222 tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i 223 Josh, my boy! You still out there? 224 tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i Tis I, Mystery Author... tis i tis i 225 226 227 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Young Master West 228 The "Alternate Reality" 229 The young Master West took his first step forward to ask tha man his question. 230 "Excuse me, sir. Prehaps you could be of some help. I'm looking for someone." 231 Since the man was giving his full attention to the figurine that sat gleaming 232 before him and to the long since emptied vessel of the Inn's fine ale, the boys 233 presence had gone unnoticed until he made his address. Putting down the empty 234 vessel and pushing it away form him he said, 235 "Forgive me, my mind was elsewhere... Was there a question, son?" 236 "Yes there was, sir. I was wondering if you could help me find someone. You 237 see, I am looking for the the one they call the Piper." At that the man's eyes 238 widend a bit. 239 "Then have a seat and we shall search together, for I am the piper." 240 The boy grabbed the back of the seat near the man and then froze as what had 241 been said began to sink in. 242 "If you... Then why search?... " 243 "That is a question you may have to ask of yourself someday. Please! Be 244 seated." After allowing the boy some time to settle into one of the crafted, 245 yet smooth chairs at the table, he continued. "Now, what is there that I may 246 attempt to answer for you?" 247 Still baffled by his previous statement, he tried to recollect his thoughts. 248 "Truthfully, it is more of a tale than a question, as such. You see, I have 249 been sent on... an "errand". Yes, that's it. An errand. Well, now that I am on 250 my way, I still do not know what it is that I am supposed to do." 251 "That is odd... Most do not go on an errand and then ask what it is. Am I to 252 understand that you "can not" go back to ask the reason of the errand?" asked 253 the piper. 254 "Yes, precisely! It's all a little embarassing to at the moment, though," 255 said the boy. With this, he then related to the piper how he had been sent on 256 his journey- up to the moment he walked into the door of the Inn. 257 "And since it said that 'I need but ask...' I decided I would. And that is 258 why I ask you for your help on this matter." 259 "Ah! Then we are to share in the learning of a lesson! How odd that we would 260 need to learn the same lesson at different times in our lives." 261 The young Master West was now really feeling baffled. 262 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the grinnin' guardian 46:20 263 264 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 265 Max: I finally got around to using that little bit of information you gave me 266 about the 6420. Works, too. Now I have TWO programs that autodial. 267 +++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 21:07 on 02/15/85 +++++++++ 268 (*==marker==*) 269 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 270 Lady S-- You posted it on the wine-cork bulletin board hanging on the 271 wall, of course! And I am very glad you did. 272 A note to myself and any other to whom it may apply-- 273 Don't let the image of Life slap you in the face like a clawed hand; 274 don't let the image slap you in the face like a gaze on Medusa's head. 275 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 276 HELP 277 278 279 280 281  282 ON 283 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ 284 Look who returneth from college this weeks-end???(Guess who's been reading 285 a lot of SCA literature lately?) Actually, I am here on a lowly mission to 286 the Land of Ports from Moo U (to collect birthday presents),and I thought I'd  287 take a peek at the cork boards of my Favourite Inne. And boy, did I pick a 288 good week for it!! 289 I'm keeping my poor brother up, so I gotta go. More tomorrowe... 290 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/Luingil/\/\/\/\/(It's only midnight!)/\/\/\/\/ 291 This great INN of intrigue and spells does keep me alert and eager to see what 292 scrolls to my senses. If not for the absence of one who I enjoy most of all 293 then all was fulfilled. Where lies kathyd and why must I be held in this 294 horrid state of suspense and dismay awaiting my turn at the wheel? Does she 295 sit in some lone and quiet place pondering her next entry of love or laughter? 296 I'm but a poor soul at best in giving the needed influx of honey and toast to 297 those who have tasted so little of lifes sweet breathes but still do give of 298 their spontenaity and talent so that pawns such as I can endeavor to rise above 299 our standards. Let us hope that all is not lost on the young and that there is 300 still a lesson or two left to be learned from those who have passed this 301 pendelum of time before them. 302 thorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthor 303 TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 304 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 305 Some will come and stand alone for others to see. 306 Some will stay in their homes, afraid that others may see. 307 Some will wish that they had come and saw. 308 309 THOR 310 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ETC.^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 311 Virus 312 Episode X+4 313 He fell much further that he should. This had to be a very large room. He 314 hit on his hands, hard even in this low gravity, and rolled to his feet. 315 He could here the muffled breathing from more than one person. He had been 316 expected. 317 His ears strained against the tiny sounds, tring to make sence of them, then 318 he felt more than heard the unsound of the noise dampers, high out of hearing 319 range. 320 He felt movement to the right and with a feirce move attacked into the dark- 321 ness. A brief tangle of arms and legs, then he searched the body. No weapons. 322 They were not blind, the one on the floor was wearing night gear, the others 323 would be too. He ran along the wall, his hand lightly touching the passing 324 surface. A door. He stopped. 325 It would be locked, or they would have stopped him before now. 326 In a flash of thought his hand flew out in the darkness to the light control. 327 Soft light flowed into the room, and with it three screams filled the air. 328 The smile broadened. Light amplifiers. 329 Ten feet away was the nearest, tearing at his helment like a wildman. A few 330 more moments and the blindness would be irreversible. He grabbed the rithing 331 form and forced a hand onto the gray square next to the wall. The door slid 332 open. 333 He closed the door to muffle the screams. 334 The corridor was clear. He headed toward the upper levels. 335 336 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 337 MANY, MANY THANKS to those of you who showed at the GROUP DU JOUR concert. 338 How did you like it? Any comments much appreciated and I will personally make 339 sure that they get back to the "GROUP". Also thanks for telling the doorman 340 where you heard about it. It's nice to know someone payed attention to the 341 announcement. Sorry that the doorman had too many pints to know what you were 342 talking about......We realise BWMS is not at the beach... 343 [[[[[[[[[[[[[ MENTAT & LORAC ]]]]]]]]]] 344 345 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (not on the "coast") 346 Mentat: Yes, I did stop by but just for a minute (outside the door). 347 True to your word, they did sound better. I only regret that I could not 348 have stopped in. (a more desperate situation reqired my attention.) 349 Please tell me what the general concensus to the band was and, just how 350 many Innklings stopped by. Was I the only one to confuse the doorman? 351 (I was in jeans, an off-white fleece parka, and had a black carry-all bag) 352 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 353 i have made the final cut? was it clean? i don't think so, it felt like murder. 354 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian... 47:04 355 356 357 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 358 After an intense hour of trying to get the hang of how the Market really 359 operated, Jack had caught on to how to interpret the indicator along with 360 the hand-signs sent to him by Tina on the side lines. Things were almost 361 under control. Shortly afterwards, someone noticed what was going on and let 362 a few others in on the deal. Gary Mitchell, a long term competitor against 363 the peanut butter industry- for God only knows why- had decided to watch 364 what was taking place from the onset. Tina had recognized him when first she 365 saw him, but wasn't sure where he fit into the scene. Tina signalled Jack to 366 come over to the railing for a quick chat. 367 "What is it, Tina? You look concerned. Is there anything wrong?" 368 "I'm not sure. Maybe I'm just a little paranoid but I think we're being 369 watched." 370 "Of course we're being watched," said Jack. "We're in the Market, everyone 371 is being watched in here." 372 "No, not that. I mean us, I think WE are being watched," said Tina as she 373 looked around into the crowd. 374 "That's easy then, we'll just atke our time. We have all day to spend the 375 323 grand on all the Jif stock we can get our hands on," replied Jack smoothly. 376 "It may not be as easy as that," said Tina nervously. 377 "What can go wrong now? (famous last words.) It's simple- We buy the Jif 378 stock and the price goes up a little. Marci and Tony give the 'other guys' some 379 of the good ol' 'Jimmy Carter' for good measure. Then when that hits the news 380 their price drops, Jif goes through the roof and the business is saved. Right?" 381 "Don't you get it? It all sounds too easy now. Where could I have gone 382 wrong?" muttered Tina. 383 "Hey, don't do that to yourself. You've got a great head on your shoulders, 384 the plan was great, it'll work. Trust me." 385 "I still think we're being watched," said Tina. 386 Yes, they were being watched. As Jack went about making the Jif purchases, 387 Mitchell passed the word to others to liquidate their holdings in Jif. This 388 caused mixed reactions. The indicator showed Jif to be standing firm during 389 medium trade, then it showed Jif to lose a fraction of a point after heavy 390 trade. Mitchell then went to his corner in the Pit, got a cup of water from 391 the water dispenser, and began to feel really good for having slipped the 392 peanut butter business a curve ball. Jack and Tina had another quick chat. 393 "You see? I told you it was too easy. Now what?" asked Tina. 394 "No problem. The Jif price has fallen, right? Now we can get more stock 395 for the money, right? I'll just buy in slightly larger bundles, that's all. 396 It'll work itself out, you'll see," answered Jack. 397 "You think of everything, Don't you?" said Tina, now more reasssured. 398 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ I seem to have taken more than my share of space... 399 I'll finish later. After that, it's your turn, kathy- where ever you are... 400 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Jack Hoover 5:11 a.m. JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 401 402 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 403 Guardian -- excellent! pray continue. 404 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 405 406 "You think of everything, Don't you?" said Tina, now more reasssured. 407 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ I seem to have taken more than my share of space... 408 I'll finish later. After that, it's your turn, kathy- where ever you are... 409 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Jack Hoover 5:11 a.m. JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 410 411 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 412 Guardian -- excellent! pray continue. 413 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 414 415 Am I in a time warp, or did this thing just repeat itself? 416 417 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ETC.^^^^^^^^ 418 Guardian 419 Remember it is the surgeons blade that it the sharpest, and he cannot heal 420 without spilling blood. 421 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ETC.^^^^^^^^ 422 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 423 To Gaurdian............ Yes, according to the rather fryed doorman, there was a group(not du jour 424 ) of about 3 or 4 who did stop in and say where they heard about it. WE didn't talk to them (didn't know about them unt 425 il later) but they appeared to be enjoying themselves and stayed the whole time. Maybe you can make it next friday at 426 East Ave..... 427 rry you couldn't stop(amd thanks for the message..) 428 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 429 To anyone else...... Come Friday to East Ave Tavern to hear some great sounds... 430 dated 2/16/85 431 [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[ MENTAT & LORAC ]]]]]]]]]] 432 ******************************** 433 OK ITS IN MY COURT, ILL BE ON 434 SUNDAY WITH THE END OF THE TRADING 435 AND ON TO THE JIMMY MISSION. 436 ******KATHD************************* 437 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 438 439 The Lady always got so upity when the Former took them, that he had just decided not to tell her about taking this one. 440 It isn't like he wasn't going to return it, or even as if she didn't know who hd taken it. He did leave a note where it used 441 to rest, and the note did have a name on it, it even explained why he had taken it. 442 443 The Lady had said to him that he could borrow the book in question, some five months ago. In trying to get the Lady to go in 444 the Inn, he had said something like "Well, I'll borrow it when you go to the Inn." 445 446 Althought the conversation drooped a bit after that, the promise was made on both sides. Later, when the Former found that 447 the Lady had made ann appearence, he realized he had to remain true to his word. And he took it, and it was the Lady's fault 448 that she wasn't there to acknowledge that he had taken it on time. 449 450 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 451 452 Come to the first, Official, super-duper CBBS/Aloha Pizza Party. Time? 453 Today, February 16, at 6:00 PM. Where? At Pietro's Pizza, in Beaverton, at 454 9375 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale highway. 455 Get to know all of the fascinating people who inhabit this system. Both 456 I, the Sysop, and Lou Ann, the Sis-Op, will be there. 457 How to get there? 458 From South: Take 217 north, get off at Beaverton-Hillsdale Hiway exit, 459 take a right at bottom of hill, go east for about a mile. Pietro's is on 460 left. 461 From West: Take TV Hiway (or Farmington) east. Get on Beaverton- 462 Hillsdale Hiway. From 217 underpass, is about 1 Mile on left. 463 From Portland: Take Sunset Hiway West to second Beaverton exit. You 464 are now on 217, going south. Take 217 to Canyon road exit. Cross Canyon, 465 continue one block until Beaverton Hillsdale Hiway. Take left, you are now 466 going east. One mile on left. 467 From Cleveland: Forget it, you are already too far away to make it. 468 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 469 470 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (oh, so much mail...) 471 Piper: I think it has something to do with 'writing improves the writer'... 472 Adrian: It is so hard to "'Physician', heal thyself"... 473 Mentat: East Ave Tavern? I usually don't frequent establishments other than 474 PC&S as well as this Inn. (Even then, it isn't for very long...) 475 Time to fly! I think Patsy and Bernie have something to tell me... 476 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian. 47:15 477 478 Luingil: SCA literature? hmmmm. Which branch? (ps. do you know what the 479 "standard" meaning of your border "/\/\" is?) 480 ________________________________Leonard___________________________________ 481 HELLO! I'm going to say HELLO! HELLO! 482 off 483 484 485 486 487 list 488 help 489 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 490 491 "A remarkable tendency, one that always plagued Napoleon." Said the Pastor 492 to the little girl, looking oh so vulnerable with torn shirt and hem. 493 "All well and good, but you are totally forgetting the plight of this young 494 girl. Look at her, do you think she wants to hear about Napoleon?" Said the 495 Armorer to the Pastor, trying to speak with a tone of infinate patience. And 496 failing quite miserably of course. 497 498 "And you should talk, at least I was trying to calm down the girl!"" Said 499 the Pastor in rebuff. 500 "You were not, you were trying to sound wizened, to impress her is what I 501 think you were doing." Said the Armorer, becoming quite involved with this 502 little arguement. One of many recently. They always seemed to be fighting 503 these days. 504 505 "Neither of you are helping me, who of all these people is the Former?" 506 Said the little girl to the immature two people in front of her. 507 "Please forgive us," Said the Pastor, with eyes sinking deeply, and brow 508 lowering also. They felt stupid, and the Armorer continued to finish the 509 apology that the saddening Pastor had started. 510 "We do start to argue for the slightest things, we can never seem to agree 511 on anything else anyway. Sorry about that, it wont happen again." Said the 512 Armorer, enforcing his statement with a threatening look at the Pastor. 513 514 "Neither of you are helping me, who of all these people is the Former?" 515 Said the girl, cheeks afluster with building frustration and anger at these 516 dottering men. Perhaps yelling at them, thought the girl, might get her a 517 straight answer as to who the `Former' is. 518 519 With this, the men simply turned a heavy head towards a teddy bear, sitting 520 animatedly on top of a table explaining something in great detail to a very 521 skeptical onlooker. Could this be the Former? 522 523 The little girl walked over to the Former. Almost because she was afraid 524 to take her eyes off of him, she bumped into an empty chair. The rather loud 525 commotion that resulted from the chair tipping over attracted attention from 526 even the darkest lit corners of this `Inn'. Even more fraught with this latest 527 humiliation, she swatted the chair aside and stepped up to the Former. Quite 528 silenced with wonder the Former was sitting there with mouth agape. She looked 529 at him and then an the front doors with a look that dripped ice. 530 531 The Former jumped off the table, and staired eye to eye with the little 532 girl, and after a tense moment of mutual wonder, the Former moved to the door. 533 Seemingly quite under the wrath of a very mad girl. A very mad girl, in the 534 rags of a peasant. 535 The scene slowly returned to normal after the commotion was over, and soon 536 conversations started to pop up again all over the commons. Most carried the 537 subject of how violent life really was. 538 539 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 540 541 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 542 "I'm so confused." 543 L'homme - 'long time to answer the puzzle'? I answered it 300 lines after 544 your friend 'mini-quiz-mistress' (harumph!) put it on here, which happened 545 to be the next time I logged on after seeing it. Considering how hard it is 546 to get on here these days, it would have been difficult to respond sooner. 547 _Leonard_ - I'm a bit unsure in my visualization of your cylindar/sphere. 548 If I interpret it correctly, the cylinder can be long & thin, or short & fat, 549 or in-between. Or it may be irrelevant to the problem... It's been 16 years 550 since I took geometry; I'm a bit rusty. Hmmm... 551 ???????????????????????????????????? QUIZMASTER ???????????????????????????????? 552 ::::::::::__________::::>:::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::________ 553 To ALL: There seems to be quite a bit of ruckus (could I define the ruckus?) 554 lately about the people baring their true faces. Some people seem to wonder what 555 pursuaded others to take on the persona of their oposite sex. If you all will 556 recall the Dustin Hoffman comedy "Tootie," 557 we see an illustration of this. Not only does he don women's makeup and 558 clothing for the purpose of employment, he also consideres it (whether 559 he admits it or not) a great acting challenge. If I could be so bold to say 560 that The Inn is the personal computer world's closest offering of a real-life^ 561 social situation, then we can all consider ourselves as actors, with Backwater 562 being our stage. It is up to us to create our characters"makeup", and 563 "costumes". But the best part is: there is no Director telling us how to act. 564 Just our own feelings, and, oftentimes, whims. Cistop Mikey created the stage, 565 and we are the players. 566 Just a little thought to keep in mind. 567 Godspeed and good fortune in your endeavors! 568 BYE! 569 ::::::::::__________:::::::::: The Jiz /// __________::::::::::__________ 570 571 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 572 Leonard: I, having had some Geometry just a short while ago, am also having 573 a difficult time envisualizing this sphere/cylinder. The height of the 574 cylinder may or may not have any relation to its diameter, which of course is 575 not stated- therefore there is three conclusions that can be drawn: 576 1. You forgot to include something. 577 2. I'm getting very rusty in my Geometry, and there is a solution. 578 3. There isn't a solution at all. Or rather, there is an infinite number of 579 solutions. 580 A cylinder, 6 meters in length (height), perfectly resting inside a sphere? 581 Is there more to the description than that? 582 ++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 23:25 on 02/16/85 ++++++++ 583 +++ Post Script: L'homme, are you out there? ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milch +++ 584 isisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisis 585 A dark lady walks into the Inn, seats herself far from the jabbering crowds 586 A look of hesitation crosses her face; can she really join into these 587 conversations that have taken shape over so long a time? She wraps 588 herself deeper into her cloak, but in doing so a glint can be seen from 589 her forehead. She wants to join in, but she doesn't understand. She 590 will eat with them, drink with them, but cannot understand their 591 conversation. Perhaps she will speak, but when she does, what will they 592 think? 593 ( ) 594 O isis 595 Sometimes a joker is not the jester but rather the fool. How so does one 596 conclude to which he has become? Of course it is his audience. Be they frivial 597 and jovial then be he the jester but if their mood turns to snicker then 598 per chance doth the fjester become the fool. So it is with life, as it is 599 sometimes hard to determine whether there is laughter or is the sound really 600 that of jeers and half hid goofaws of pity and embarrassment. 601 602 By THOR for kathyd. 603 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 604 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 605 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 606 607 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 608 Hmmmmmm... Things are becoming a little clearer. Shall *I* finish alone? 609 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Jack Hoover 3:06 a.m. JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 610 611 612 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (in the DEAD of the night) 613 Five - twelve and all's well... 614 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian 48:05 615 616 ************************************************************** 617 618 The "BEST of Disk" award goes to the Guardian! 619 620 * 621 * 622 * * * 623 * * * 624 * * * 625 * * * 626 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 627 * * * 628 * * * 629 * * * TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES = 629