ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #110 - 8/16/1995 º º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Mogel ]-º º º º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º Suicide in Style º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ Okay, so all my life I've been waking up in a cold sweat having dreams that one day I could actually write for VaS!! That day has finally come that I can unite with the RaDest guys on 'da scene. Now don't doubt me, YES I can be as obnoxious and ignorant as them! Really I can!! Fuck the homos, fuck the blacks, fuck the jews, fuck anything that is or isn't me!! You ALL suck and VaS kicks everyone and everything's ass. With that out of the way, I'll begin the file. This file is not about the lates way to get ]<0d3z or the gNu |-|4C/ | | St4Yz a 0-3 d4y ZiT3!!!11!!1 | | | |___________________________________________| _______________________________________________ | | | Dear Mom, | | I'm a little tea pot short | | and stout. Here is my penis, here is my | | spout. There once was a lady named Venus | | whose body was shaped like a Venus flytrap | | Remember the alamo? Where's my liver? | | I'm melting...I'm melting. I wish, I wish, | | I wish I was a fish. Mom I think I love | | you won't you tell me your name. Haha, | | tricked you that's a line from a song. | | I like to call Mogel's board at 2157323413. | | Well, at least now you know where Dad's | | shotgun went to. I really don't have too | | much to say now that I'm dead. Oh yeah, I | | wanted to mention that I always hated our | | family outings to the forest. Uncle Jack | | with nachos and big farts and always hearing | | you and dad scream as you were having sex in | | tent next door. Please engrave "I'm Coming" | | on my grave stone and best wishes to you. | | I did it for Drano. Please excuse the Mogel | | Plug, Goodbye.... | |_______________________________________________| Another more affective note technique is to be an asshole. You need to gather up all that anger and let it loose in a flame note. Observe: ___________________________________________________ | | | YOU MONEY GRUBBING SACK OF SHIT! I AM SO | | FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND THIS LIFE | | AND THIS WORLD AND YOUR PLACE IN IT. HERE | | LIES MY MOTHERFUCKING BODY, ASSHOLE. YOU | | WANNA KNOW WHY I'M HERE?! I'M HERE BECAUSE | | YOU FUCKING PUT ME HERE! THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S | | YOUR FAULT!! I COMMITED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF | | YOU!! NO MATTER WHAT YOUR FRIENDS WILL TRY TO | | TELL YOU, I SLIT MY WRIST BECAUSE BLEEDING TO | | DEATH WAS MORE FUN THAN LIVING WITH YOU. YOU | | BITCH! YOU KILLED ME. | |___________________________________________________| This letter is the best kind. It's great fun to die knowing you have put a kind of guilt on a person that they will never forget. Hey, you might even get them to commit suicide too. But no way will their letter be better than yours(unless they were reading this great text file).. their's will say something like "..i just couldn't live with myself..." That wollows in lamity compared to yours, huh? The next thing I'm going to discuss is the actual methods you can commit suicide. This first part is the list of old, been-done, stupid things that only lame suicide people do. Suicide For Losers: ------------------ 1) Hanging yourself 2) Slitting your wrists 3) Shooting yourself 4) Stabbing yourself 5) Jumping off a building 6) Going into the bathtub with a toaster 7) Overdosing on something /