------------------------>PuCKTaLeS Issue #1<--------------------------------  
A Note from our President:
Howdy Doody folks, and welcome to the first issue of PuCKTaLeS!!!  Right 
now, this text group has one writer... ME!  Wheeeeeeepers!  Wheeeeepers!
I'm Puck!!  Whoooooooooooooopy Dooooo!
Anyway, I've been writing these stories for quite a while now, just for the
hell of it.  I don't get off on 'em or nuthin, I Just think they're funny
as shit.  They're supposed to look like they're written by a 2 year old...
Dat's the funny part!  Woooopy!  It's that easy!!!
Please don't think I'm a deranged sicko or nothing.  <evil grin>.
La la la la la la la I love the Pixies and Frank Black is a GOD.  
(BTW: Frank Black's new cd comes out THIS AUGUST!!!)
I am always willing to trade pixies and frank black videos and tapes, so 
if you ever need to talk to me, just write me email at <puck@ripco.com>.
Also, if ya have any feedback for me, write me there.  If you have a bbs
that would like to carry PuCKTaLeS, just lemme know!  Wheeepers!  La la la!
If you'd like to write for me, just ask!  (I'll prolly say no.  Na na na.)
Happy once,
Happy twice,
Happy Chicken Soup with Rice!

Here's the first story:



PUNKY BREWSTER GETS PUNISHED
 
One day, Punky Brewster was walking her dog when she noticed it had a little
pink thing under its tummy.  She took the dog back to her house and put it on
the sofa.  Then she started to touch the pink thing.  It made the dog cream all
over her and she said "Hey doggy, that's not nice" so she beat the shit out of
it with one of Henry's golf clubs.  After the dog was dead, she said "Oh dear,
Henry will be angry.  I will invite cheri over now." So she invited over her
friend Cheri.  Cheri came over and said "What happened to doggy?" And Punky
said "It is dead now because it made messy on me" And Cheri said "It peed on
you?" And Punky said "No, a different messy."  Then Henry walked in and said
"Cheri and Punky, hello to you."  And then Punky said "Hello Henry" And then
Cheri said "Hello Henry."  Then Henry said "Doggy is dead, now you must both be
punished."  So he took Punky and bent her over his lap and pulled up her little
dress and caressed her ass.  "Now you will get a treat, Punky."  And Henry
pulled off her panties and shoved three fingers really far up her asshole and
Cheri said "ahh, that is not nice" and Henry took Punky and squeezed her
breasts really hard and said "Oh yeah Cheri?  Watch what happens to your little
friend now."  Then he took Punky's neck and he snapped it and it went "pop!"
and Punky fell lifeless to the floor.  Then he put his privates into Punky's
privates and he banged her around the house a lot and Henry's privates got
bigger.  Then he threw her out the door and said "Now the milkman can do her
because she's dead and that is bad."  Then Cheri screamed and said "Eek.  Mommy
will be angry I am late for lunch."  "No you don't, little girl, come here." 
So Cheri went to Henry and said "Yes?" and he said "Take of your clothes little
bitch." So Cheri took off her clotehs and Henry took a umbrella and stuck it
all teh way down cheri's throat to make a hole big enuff and he filled her with 
hot coals to make her tummy warm.  Then he put his penis in her belly button
and said ah that is warm but then it got cold cuz cheri was dead.  Then Henry
said "Oh no, no more holes." But then he saw the doggy laying on the ground and
he put his privates in doggy's behind hole and made funny gobbling noises. 
Then he had a heart attack and died.  
 
                                To Be Continued....
 

Wellpers, stay tuned for episode 2, SMALL WONDER!!!!!

Puck