_ /\ _ _ /\ _ / \_/\_/ \_/\_/ \ M M 0000 0000 SSSSS EEEEEEE / \_/\_/ \_/\_/ \ \_____/ () \_____/ MM MM 0 //0 0 //0 S E \_____/ () \_____/ / \ M M M M 0 // 0 0 // 0 SSSS EEEEE / \ / \__/ \ M M M 0// 0 0// 0 S E / \__/ \ /__________\ M M 0000 0000 SSSSS EEEEEEE /__________\ DDDD RRRR OOOO PPPPP PPPPP IIIII N N GGGGG SSSSS D D R R O O P P P P I NN N G S D D RRRR O O PPPPP PPPPP I N N N G GGG SSSS D D R R O O P P I N NN G G S DDDD R R OOOO P P IIIII N N GGGG SSSSS A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE M00SE ILLUMINATI Issue #22| Disclaimer: The Editors will place almost anything | Mar. 2, 1988 ---------- in this newsletter out of a frantic desire to fill --------------- the issue, so don't blame them for the quality or content of the submissions. Excepting those they may have written themselves, the enclosed items do not in any way represent the Editors' opinions. In fact, let's be real safe, and say that as far as this newsletter is concerned, they have no opinions at all. OK? =============================================================================== The Index EDITORIALS AND LETTERS An Editorial. EVENTS AND NEWS Various & sundry items of [dis]interest FICTION AND POETRY Romance, Quantum Cat's ID, The Lemon M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE Love is Hell ASK THE ORACLE More Answers to Life, the Universe, & Spam MEET THE M00SES Alacrity, SalmonM00se M00SE LIST UPDATE The complete list... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **************************** EDITORIALS AND LETTERS **************************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Nice computers don't go down!" Greetings All & Bl00p to Ya! Well another (how many?) rotations of the Earth, and M00se Droppings did not get out as planned. :( The reason for this, to be honest, is lack of submissions. We need lots of submissions to have this on-going madness continue... So please, send send SEND submissions...(droool, wimper, beg..) Enough of that. Our very first issue came out and we were quite pleased with it. We hope you were all as pleased. :*) We included page headers for those who like to print MD out, but due to incompatibilities amongst host machines, this didn't work out as planned. Oh well... we tried. About the Mega-Thr0ng-A-Th0n, we still would like input: suggestions, scribblings, mad ravings, whatever... The idea still sounds like a good one to us (Pickle, SalmonM00se and Goblin). We will try and help things along by making suggestions or guest appearances (hint hint...*grin*). We've still included an index, but without page numbers it'll be a little harder to find things. (Hmmm, we could always do it by line number...) 8) Goblin & SalmonM00se Just A short note: Please, PLEASE include your name/nick with Submissions. We WANT to give you credit for yer submissions! Goblin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************* EVENTS AND NEWS ******************************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- According to our sources, *nothing* officially happened recently. The well- known (or not-so-well-known) publication, _The_National_Enquirer_, is really subsidized by Reaganomics. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - According to the #@%^! woodchuck, the USA will be having a longer winter than Canada... (A Bavarian plot?) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Anyone owning a Macintosh: Have you seen the "Talking M00se" Desk Accessory? It is VERY am00sing. If you're inactive for a specified time, the M00se will pop up and say something irreverent to you. It is also possible to add phrases (such as Bl00p) to its vocabulary. For info, ask LEE_JES@CTSTATEU. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - According to our sources, the Mega-Thr0ng-A-Thon will occur at the next planetary conjunction. M00ses wishing otherwise should elect a MTaT co-ordinator in their area. The co-ordinators will then be able to discuss the MT-a-T with each other. Other suggestions are welcome as well. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***************************** FICTION AND POETRY ******************************* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spaceman Biff .... Yo, hey, hey! Thanks for all the help rendered on the subject of mollusks and, in particular, scallops (oooh). I now feel much more secure in accepting them as valid critters in their own right, but I'm not sure I'd want one to marry my daughter. If I had a daughter, that is. Anyway, that's not what I'm writing about tonight. I'd like to address a matter closer to the heart of much of the human population. Several years ago a friend of mine and I were discussing what it is that causes some men to be attracted to certain women, while others were not, and we worked out some of the mechanics thereof. While the treatment may seem involved, there are actually several easily understood fundamentals that m00ses might find of interest. Basically, despite outward appearances, men are discrete when it comes to romantic attractions. It is only on the macroscopic level that they appear indiscrete. To treat the problem correctly, it is instructive to consider each man an operator. Then it follows that each of these operators has a set of women, his eigenwomen, if you will, upon which the operator operates, returning the same woman, times a constant. Note that men must be hermitian, as these constants are never complex. Then, it may be said that every woman to which this operator is attracted may be represented as a linear combination of his eigenwomen. "Smoothness" is that quality of having a basis set of eigenwomen that spans all possible women (the dimension of which set may possibly be infinite), or to put it more succinctly, such a man is a "smooth operator." That some peanut butter appeals to all humans serves as an example; everyone likes smooth peanut butter, but only some people like chunky. (What are those chunks made out of, anyway?) Other quantized values, for example, charm, beauty, and strangeness, have but minor importance, but then, we all have our little quarks. I hope that I have shed some light on a topic which causes no end of confusion to the human populace. I recognize that I will most probably get a good deal of heat for having couched this entirely from a makAle standpoint, and in my own defense I should like to say that an analogous system exists for women and their respective, if not respectable, eigenmen. However, despite concerted efforts to discover the nature thereof, I have failed to discern the logic of this sister system. Perhaps other m00ses might take up here, where I must leave off. Fondly, --Spaceman Biff!!!!!!!! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Here's the latest from QuantumCat the Quintessential (Bl00p!) : (We liked the ID so much we decided to print it all..) ------====== Quantum Cat ID V2.0.1 ======------ Of candle, book, the bell that rings, Of time and tide and other things The Teacher and Creator sings In darkest night of Earth's new age Call Him forth to show the way Through woods where traps the shadows lay And lead us safely into day And through the gate to Earth's new age... I'm a cat of many names Quantum, Quoter and others The cheshire dares to call me mad Of course he knows his brothers... Give me but a moment ... yes, one or two, should do Shall I tell the secret of my trade? ... you really want me to? Maybe but a little hint--- Acrostics CAN be fun Can YOU appreciate the joke? How could anyone? Music is a wond'rous thing, J.S.Bach to some is God and I could quite agree But Gil and Sully take their fling, Mock the first, forget the last... whatever's left is me /\ /\ \ \/ / Now take the cross of Andrew \ / It's the cross of Patrick too / \ Add a Thompson to the list / /\ \ And there you have me too! \/ \/ Saluki they call my school's mascot In all the world, this place I chose Under the rule of Illinose... Can Avon Ride Beside Orac? No? Did Abraham Leave Eliza? I'LL Inspire No Ominous Irish Song But... APT to some IS This Still.... The Urgency Does Entail No Time Consider.. Every New Tenement Entered Remembers What happened on the Nile.. 0 + Where Livingston would be found - Who months had been a-seeking - When Stanley came around? R - How did they finally meet? M + Why did I even write it? - Should this verse be fed to the sharks? + 'tis not clever, but I'll not spite it. 7 + Ah, poetry gives the mind repose or feeds the flames of base desire Makes us fear the lovely rose and love the fearful raging fire Yes, poetry will be forever Though poets all must pass away Yet once the pageant of life has ended The poems remain and recall today - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (Submitted by R0b0p0pe ??) The Lemon. A soliloquy delivered in the produce section O Lemon! You round (well maybe not round but kinda funny-shaped) thing tell me in your simplicity about life. O Lemon! Surely you know about life about love about happiness You sit on the astroturf stuff in the fruit bin and look wise. O Lemon! Surely if I pick you up and hold you I can feel wisdom in your funny bumps and if I hold you under my nose I can smell your knowledge or if I hold you next to my ear I can hear the sounds of the fruit grove that was once your home. O Lemon! Why do you not answer me? Well. Perhaps if I taste you I can gather your understanding through absorption. O Lemon! (burp) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *************************** M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE **************************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This Submission is from Pickle :) Excerpts from Matt Groening's book _Love_Is_Hell_. The book is a collection of his cartoons, called "Life In Hell". Highly recommended, especially if you can get the boxed set, "Box Full Of Hell". WHAT THE GREAT PHILOSOPHERS HAVE SAID VIS-A-VIS LOVE "Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell." -- Bertrand Russell "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine-gun." -- Kierkegaard "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips and pins you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -- Nietzsche Watch out for these early warning signs of love: 1) Bouncy step 2) Goo-goo eyes 3) Babbling 4) Bored friends Avoid sharing affection with people wearing desperate t-shirts. "Will you be my friend?" Forbidden conversation topics in bed: 1) Local elections 2) Septic tanks 3) Chores 4) Your partner's shortcomings ("Did anyone ever tell you you grunt amusingly when you make love?") When getting undressed with a new friend for the first time, do not try to break the tension by gesticulating wildly and making comical throat noises. "Geeba geeba geeba." Warning signs your lover is getting bored: 1) Passionless kisses 2) Frequent sighing 3) Moved; left no forwarding address Advantages of heartbreak: 1) More room in bed 2) Time slows to a crawl 3) Opportunity to get in touch with your weeping When in doubt about how to proceed in love, heed the advice of your closest friends. "Don't let yer meatloaf!" Be considerate. After mesmerizing your friends for hours with details of your love miseries, be sure to feign interest when they start babbling about their insignificant problems. "So I go, 'Oh yeah?' and she goes 'Yeah!!' So I go--" If you're going to argue with your partner at a restaurant, make it a cheap one, because you won't be tasting your food anyhow. "How's your duck l'orange, stupid?" "Shut up and eat yer truffles." Do not make jocular marriage proposals if you don't want to get clobbered. "Will you mar--" "Oh, yes!" "--inate this steak for me?" When hanging up angrily on a lover, watch those fingers! "Go to hell!!" SLAM! "OW!!!" Do not write and publish any books while in the midst of complete and utter heartbreak. _They're_ALL_Sons_Of_Bitches_ (vol. I) Do not take love advice from cynical, embittered, sarcastic cartoon strips. "Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?" "Him?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************* ASK THE ORACLE ********************************* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here, from Hal Eisen, is more "Ask the Oracle"... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What does the Oracle do after it gets off from work? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: What any other good oracle does...chill out...have a beer or 3... play games....watch tv...see his gal... ;-) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - If deer are camouflaged by being brown, why aren't cows camouflaged by being green? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: It is obvious that the cows' camouflage has worked exceedingly well. In fact, it has worked so well that nobody has ever seen a green cow around, as they are too well hidden. By comparison, the brown with white splotches which deer refer to as their 'camouflage' is nothing. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hey Oracle - - What do signs that say "Proper Identification Required" mean? Is there such thing as "Improper Identification?" The Oracle has answered your question as follows: Such signs mean different things in different countries: In Britain: You will be escorted out of the area if found within. In the U.S: You will be escorted out in handcuffs. In Germany: You will be put in jail for a month. In Italy: You will be put in jail for a year. In Russia: You will be sent to Siberia for five years. In Turkey: You will be shot by a guard. In Bulgaria: You will be tortured on the spot for five days, then shot in the head at close range. Improper identification is such an item as a driver's license, say, when a Cosmic Top Security Nato Clearance Pass is required. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How did humankind ever get along without computers? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: This is a very brilliant question, on the scale of questions to the Oracle. The answer is: paper. There was a strange and arcane art, now lost to mankind, but once known as "writing," which allowed humans to record data and even perform simple calculations on a sheet of "paper." Paper was a very thin, white substance, the art of whose making has also been lost to mankind, but which was created, by a secret but subsidized process, from old-growth rainforest from the Tongass National Park. Perhaps the reason this substance fell into disuse was that there is now no plant life taller than six feet existing on Earth today. Paper was, of course, in the Oracle's unbiased opinion, a far worse medium than silicon, but was far superior for wiping the rear end. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are there really people who just won't ever be rational? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: yes...in fact, you can count them. there are exactly pi of them. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Explain the American electoral process, using only vocabulary and phrasing which the average American would understand. The Oracle has answered your question as follows: screw the middle class... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What would the world be like if 12 wasn't a prime number? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: The world would be vastly changed for the worse. Individual countries would be in about the same place, but many things would be changed: - There would be a new nation, about where the junction between Spain, Italy, and Germany is now, called "France". It would be populated by the most obnoxious people in history. - The country "Russia" would be governed by a weird and bizarre system known as "Communism". Despite having failed economically for 60 years, their leaders would be trying to spread "Communism", most often by invading their neighbors. - There would be many so called "religions", spread about the world. They would involve the idea that, rather than being dead for good, a person goes someplace after death. Why anyone would think that is a mystery to the Oracle. - The almost unknown (in the present world) bug called the "mosquito" would have an appendage solely for the drinking of blood from animals while still living. It would spread horrible diseases by this method. These are just a few examples. No one would want to live in a world where 12 was not prime; in fact, there would be many suicides. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How long can you tread water? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: WEll, let me put it this way. say an evil scientist captured me and brought me to his evil laboratory and strapped me into an evil machine that went WHIRRRRRR and BUZZZZZZZZ and whose sole evil purpose was to evilly create and an exact copy of myself whose very essence and being down to the last atom was identical to me in every way. I would be able to tread water as long as he could. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ****************************** MEET THE M00SES ********************************* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE REVISED M00SE ILLUMINATI SHORT-FORM ID FILE The short form.. FNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORD The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form Chapter Name: ____________________________________________________ Nickname(s): ____________________________________________________ Life Form: ____________________________________________________ Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other ___ Net Address: ________@________ Purity Quotient: _______% Description: ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Favourite Saying: ____________________________________________________ Other Stuff: ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ FNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORD - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Here in Our latest meet the m00ses is Alacrity's ID... The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form Chapter Name: John P. Bankert_____________________________________ Nickname(s): CHAOS Engineer, Alacrity, Expletive Deleted_________ Life Form: Intelligent potted palm_____________________________ Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other XXX Net Address: jbankert@sunrise_ Description: about 5.5 feet tall, kinda tree trunkish except for_ these leaves on top_________________________________ Favourite Saying: If it works, fix it, if it doesn't, don't___________ Other Stuff: I enjoy being watered about once a week and am______ seeking an attractive fern for a meaningful_________ relationship with possible long term commitment_____ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Since Goblin thought my original introduction to this part wasn't right, here's her introduction: The ID file of one of the well.. well lamebrained editors of this here magazine: The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form Chapter Name: Jeff Lee Nickname(s): Godfrey de Shipbrook, SalmonM00se, Nodefinger Life Form: Random, though usually humanoid Sex: Male XXX Female Hermaphrodite Other Net Address: LEE_JES @CTSTATEU Purity Quotient: 48.8% Description: Usually about 5'8", blond, hazel eyes (3), 120#. Usually wears black. Favourite Saying: Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. Other Stuff: Heavily involved in the SCA, computers, music. Also involved in art (drawing), writing, and other stuff... SCA activities: Fighting, fencing, archery, heraldry, mead brewing, calligraphy/illumination, crossbow, music (singer/lutenist), armouring (mostly chainmail), garbmaking, cooking... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *************** AND, OF COURSE, THE UBIQUITOUS M00SE LIST UPDATE *************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week, for all those of you who have lost, deleted, folded, bended, spindled, or mutilated your old copy of the M00se List: A fresh new one! Notes about the New List: Wolverine is now known as Lord Trelf, and both he and Lord Sabre now have new net addresses. TOTAL CHAPTERS: 132 THRONG/CHAPTER USERID NODE NAME -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alaska thr0ng FSDEM2 @ ALASKA Mugwump FSJBK @ ALASKA G00se JSJPC1 @ ALASKA Jonathan RECS012 @ ALASKA Josh VanDyke Binghamton thr0ng FR0130 @ BINGVMA Pig Dung FR0250 @ BINGVMA Red Rock Mud Puddle Boston University thr0ng CLXLAUC @ BUACCA Rorshach ENLDC8C @ BUACCA Paladin LAN @ BUCSF.BU.EDU Larry Nathanson Brockport thr0ng DS1437 @ BROCK1P Don Schleede ERIK @ BROCK1P E-Rock MW2440 @ BROCK1P Mark Weiland Bucknell University chapter SHAFFERJ @ BKNLVMS James Shaffer Buffalo thr0ng V054NN84 @ UBVMSA Foto/PacifistM00se V123P62M @ UBVMSC Lorelei V047KFZ7 @ UBVMSD Roachm00se V056GZPK @ UBVMSD BritM00se V065L4KV @ UBVMSD Donald Duck V067LUFD @ UBVMSD Riff, DeathM00se V068GZ8E @ UBVMSD Evil V068KY46 @ UBVMSD Ineedanickname V068MVHU @ UBVMSD Brandy V078QM32 @ UBVMSD F00nels V083PBXV @ UBVMSD Sindar V085PWPZ @ UBVMSD Valerie. :) V096NHDQ @ UBVMSD Chris M00spaw V097NQQG @ UBVMSD EXPL0RER 01 V098PZJD @ UBVMSD Cardinal M00se V101PYRW @ UBVMSD Villager M00se V110JQ34 @ UBVMSD The Reverend M00ster V122QQVZ @ UBVMSD Sweeper M00se V133NNUW @ UBVMSD BigBadM00se V291NHTP @ UBVMSD WarM00se, DangerM00se IN%"JJZ @ S.CC.PURDUE.EDU" ChickenM00se Connecticut College chapter IJDIC @ CONNCOLL Scub Connecticut State U thr0ng CLAFFEY_JOR @ CTSTATEU Indiana Joe COLANGELO @ CTSTATEU Ken Colangelo CRAMER @ CTSTATEU Scopus HENNEQUI_WEM @ CTSTATEU Anonym00se LEE_JES @ CTSTATEU SalmonM00se PHINNEY_AVK @ CTSTATEU Phredde WITHALL @ CTSTATEU Goblin Cornell thr0ng CBRY @ CORNELLA Ladykate ZEMANIAN%CHEME.DECNET @ CHEME.TN.CORNELL.EDU Spaceman Biff CUNY chapter P02QC @ CUNYVM Mike Drew chapter MHEAD @ DREW Drewid HABiT (H0use 0f Ap0stles DB06103 @ UAFSYSB M00se Man 0f Biggles Thr0ng) DB06103 @ UAFSYSB Ms. M00se JC06081 @ UAFSYSB Nemesis Milph SH06078 @ UAFSYSB Dave T. Dead/R0b0p0pe Hartford thr0ng AHRENS @ HARTFORD Wrangle BEAUBIEN @ HARTFORD Sindex DICKSON @ HARTFORD Pickle/MOON ROACH! MELINOSKY @ HARTFORD Slick Jones ROSSI @ HARTFORD The Chairman SZIMMERM @ HARTFORD Greymalkin WEIMAN @ HARTFORD Rhiannon/Sushi Haverford thr0ng K_KRAVITZ @ HVRFORD Q. S_BLINN @ HVRFORD Sean Blinn JHU (??) chapter INS_AHJE @ JHUVMS Spocko Lansing, NY thr0ng B45J @ CORNELLA Lord Sabre B45J @ CRNLVAX5 Half-Elf B45J @ CRNLVAX5 The Innkeeper TQMY @ CRNLVAX5 Lord Trelf Loyola thr0ng FRANK @ LOYVAX Spank GAIL @ LOYVAX Sybil KEVIN @ LOYVAX Mr. Sparebuttonssuppliedwithhisshirt MARKUS @ LOYVAX Markus MARY_BETH @ LOYVAX Mary Beth PAMELA @ LOYVAX Mommydammit STASA @ LOYVAX Phoenix TERESA @ LOYVAX Teresa VANIDOR @ LOYVAX Vanidor Maine chapter IO80222 @ MAINE Rainmaker North Dakota State U. chapter UD140680 @ NDSUVM1 The Anachronist Northeastern U. ACM_MDB @ NUHUB The_Sage Nova Scotia chapter 01GORF @ DALAC Terry Grignon 0ber0n Trading Thr0ng ST5616 @ SIUCVMB QuantumCat ST6344 @ SIUCVMB Black_D0G the pirate Old Dominion University thr0ng LBS100S @ ODUVM (nick unknown) MRH100C @ ODUVM Frizbog Gordnik SAB100C @ ODUVM Sandi Bedford Penn State thr0ng JLA @ HOGBBS.FIDONET.ORG James L. Anderson MSP @ PSUECL Mark S. Pfaff WCF @ PSUECL Bill Fenner Portland thr0ng IP60591 @ PORTLAND Centauri IP75004 @ PORTLAND Blazer IP85014 @ PORTLAND qwerty IP85033 @ PORTLAND Mitsya the Red M00se Siberacuse thr0ng CRUSSELL @ SUNRISE GypsyLynx DPFLINT @ SUNRISE Sandman JBANKERT @ SUNRISE CHAOS Engineer RABEELER @ SUNRISE Beez RETANTS @ SUNRISE Scamp VASISON @ SUNRISE Vince Sison LIBISU2 @ SUVM Guardian Angel LIBLJR @ SUVM Niniane Stony Brook thr0ng BOWIEDEB @ SBCCVM But_You_Can_Call_Me_Maude FNORD @ SBCCVM Fnord JROSENSH @ SBCCVM Joanne Rosenshein RRKHAN @ SBCCVM Romel WALL @ SBCCVM Wall Sweden chapter ICE @ SEQZ51 Ice Towson State U. chapter S76NING @ TOWSONVX Paul Trinity thr0ng CWELLER @ TRINCC Din0m00se FANTASYG @ TRINCC Trinity Fantasy Guild OPER3 @ TRINCC Razz REWING @ TRINCC Slick Rick U California Riverside chapter WATKINS @ UCRVMS Kevin UConn chapter WALLFESH @ UCONNVM Sande University of Missouri chapter C482529 @ UMCVMB Count_Zero U of New Hampshire chapter J_BUTMAN @ UNHH Oliver U of Vermont chapter DZUCKER @ UVMVM dzucker Villanova thr0ng 054649739 @ VUVAXCOM Satoru Ushiyama 188622462 @ VUVAXCOM Kamikaze 580074787 @ VUVAXCOM Fiben 59401463 @ VUVAXCOM Starscream SWORD05 @ VUVAXCOM Ford Prefect WATER @ VUVAXCOM The Doctor Washington State U. thr0ng 24945863 @ WSUVM1 Bard 23480853 @ WSUVM1 Ishtar 90289872 @ WSUVM1 Cthulhu Wesleyan thr0ng AG @ WESLEYAN Damsel EAUBRY @ WESLEYAN ED JBLUESTEIN @ WESLEYAN WabeWalker JVINCENT @ WESLEYAN Lord Rassilon JDOTY @ WESLEYAN The Keeper LBURKA @ WESLEYAN The Heresiarch LGREENSTEIN @ WESLEYAN Pope Atheist I LMARR @ WESLEYAN His Serene Randomness RSIMON @ WESLEYAN Roanic Xavier chapter BRUGGMNJ @ XAVIER the WILD ONE!!! 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