.sSSs. $$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$ `S$$S' $$$$$$ .. $$$$$$ tm .sSSs. .sS$$$$$$Ss$$$$$$ .sS$$$$$$Ss $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ .$$$S' `S$$$$$$ .$$$S' `S $$$$$$ $$$S $$$$$$ $$$S $$$$$$ $$$S $$$$$$ $$$S $$$$$$ `$$$S. .sS$$$$$$ `$$$S.   .sS $$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ `S$$$$$$$S^S$$$$$ `S$$$$$$$S^ i don't care productions presents .- /\__/| ----------------------------------- |\__/\ -. | ( #o ) i don't care if you read this #2 ( o# ) | `-- |..| ----------.-------------.------------ |..| --' ~~ | k0OL p0ETRY | ~~ | iSSHUE!@# | `-------------' due to unforseen complications, the html version of idciyrt #2 will have to be put on hold. you can currently find the html version of idciyrt on [undisclosed, more complications arose] along with the rest of my homepage. to give you a quick glance on what you can find on my homepage, i've made the following list: cool graphics dead milkmen memorial page a page about me a page about my goodie goodie friend matt jumps to my favorite places html version of idciyrt mailing list mail to me! things that i havn't had time to put up yet are coming *soon*! and a bunch of stuff that has to remain a secret so you go visit it .- /?__/\ ------------------. | ( o0 ) table of contents | `-- |..| -------------------' U~ . poem . poem . poem . poem .- /\__/\ ------------------------. | ( oO ) generic idciyrt divider | `-- |..| -------------------------' ~~ ode to my faithful companion i had a dog named merri that's like no other i thrived on to petting, feeding, and loving her she fetched the paper for me every single day oh, how i loved the look in her eyes as we play but one foul day happiness was taken away from me hate and murder soon became all that i could see some fucking shithead hit her in his truck i was forced to go out and find that damned fuck i saw a truck parked out in front of sam's bar and grill it had a merri sized blood stain, i felt a sudden chill so patiently i had waited in the bushes with my baseball bat soon a man came out with a sun burnt neck and yankees hat he headed for the ford and attempted to put his key in as i sneaked out from behind the bush i started to grin i connected the bat to his skull with the greatest of ease his blood shot out in every direction that you please he hit the ground in complete pain, i knew i would win i brought my doc martins back and kicked him in the chin his head whipped back faster than any man's eye could see i drank alot of beer before, and now i had the desire to pee urinating on the man was one of the best things i've done he thought i was finished with him, but i was just having fun i brought out the hacksaw and started to amputate his arm starting with the fingers, i thought of better ways to harm i shoved my baseball bat up his ass, then hammered it in further he started to bawl, i think he was crying for his damned mother to silence his cries, i kicked him violently in the throat he was instantly quiet, ha! that certainly got his goat .- \/__\/ ------------------------------------------------------------. | ) $% ( a divider line as if done by my close personal friend eerie | `-- {oo} -------------------------------------------------------------' ^^ man down by the river one early fall day i was taking a walk down by the river an elderly gentleman was tossing rocks into the river by himself i watched him for a while, until he put his watch in his pocket i jaunted down the riverbanks down towards him silently i came up behind him, and put a cap in his punk ass taking his watch, i tossed his hide into his beloved river, bitch .- /\__/] ------------------------------. | ( Oo ) it don' get no bettuh dan dis | `-- |..| -------------------------------' ~~ madonna, my love i see u and ur pointy boobies u r so beutifel, i want u i piked flowerz 4 u 2day pleeze mary me madona. .- /\__/\ -------------------------------------. | ( oO ) proantidisestablishmentarianismistic | `-- |..| --------------------------------------' ~~ how much i love thee you are more lovely than a summer's breeze you are so cute when you make a sneeze your hair smells like one thousand roses you're the most beautiful girl since the time of moses the way the sun filters through your hair the perfect loving with you i want to share i know that you are the one to fix my itch i want to taste your cunt on my tounge, bitch. .- /\__/~ ---------------------. | ( Oo ) awww... how sweet... | `-- |..| ----------------------' ~~ that's just about it for this installment of idciyrt... check out the next issue for the adventures of the white power ranger and his side-kick, redneck boy. .- /\__.\ ---------------------------------- /.__/\ -. | ( #o ) life feeds on life feeds on life ( o# ) | `-- |..| ------------------------------------ |..| --' ~~ ~~ .- /\__/\ -------------------------------. | ( o@ ) general information on idciyrt | `-- |..| --------------------------------' ~~ i don't care if you read this is written by pip2 the angry youth the online version is coming soon. if you like this mag, then export it to your shell account through pine and upload it to a local board. .- /\__/\ -----------------------. | ( Oo ) ending transmission... | `-- |..| ------------------------' ~~ -eof-