_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------03.19.94-----------------------------------------------------#008------ Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits Appreciated by Snarfblat From: mnemonic@netcom.com (Rev Lebaredian) Subject: Innocent Gothic Boy Vomits Newsgroups: alt.fondle.vomit Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 12:45:18 GMT The following is a true story of a tender loving Gothic Boy/Girl that he told me. If anybody questions this story, we can obtain the name, address phone #, picture, shoe size, hair lint, and vomit sample(fondled and all): Once upon a time in the land where rocks are eagles the boy of Gothdom called PUNCHY(for all practicle purposes) was shmoozin around in his land of green flowers with his kiddlin sistar watchin there kanine dogster squeezin a sweet frump on the bed of green. At their delight, the poochey-kin took of it's precious lawn cigar a wiff of oderiphous sent. In one quick smoof mistar woffey-woofer champed down the greasy chunk of brownie roll(yummy-yooom-yimmy). The powie-pooch then gurgled in extuseey! AND fountaned his everloving lumpchinks of mutt-dirt-sculpture over the greeny tundra. To the boogey-eyed stretched-lipped limpin-lobed amazement of the donnie and marie of the nindies, punky-pupper swiped up his uncle RALPH(a.ka. RALPHOO!ma) and swallered his baby-luv for the twise tam. This didn't cuddle in nicely with punchy's all knowin luve seete. There was gurglin bublin rumplin tumplin good time gone ahn in the old man food SAC of dair old PUNCHY. Mr. tappypooke said g'by to mr. pres sir Kennedy launched up the lunchski. GOODTIm I'LL bE DamNED goothic punchyrello blew the biale ONTO! the concrate wer the der yung SHATdoggy lapped up ms. pukleteat and freinds from the CHANKland rat beefore the virgine ahs of the dear shlubbin MISSY SISSY ENgothereney!ponchereno. THIS DANT NOT NO seemely SAt wrat in th'lubbin ol' nostrilites of the all MATTY eas o bucket O' ]}[}92"9GODDYgoodyFODgodGie. An he seta down the ohl matty power o'd'lode off herlin merlin hissy pissy shissy tissy wissy kissy sissy smass of mr. freind yellowchank ... And browt forthey NaTuReS pLuNgEr on sisso mismo, han sheey not without my daughter vormited on the patty'o o' sin'o. What happen after tis a mistery ofall time. ============================================================================== IBFT is: Farnon's cat - kiesa%tacobel@merk.com Home Board: (508)371-9849 Snarf's cat - clawdia%tacobel@merk.com Pulsating Temple of Stan ftp:141.214.4.135:/docs/ibft ---><--- gopher:ftp.etext.org:/Zines/IBFT mailing list: bleed-request@unix.amherst.edu ==============================================================================