,... $$$$ $$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg. ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$ $$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$ """ """""" """ ggg "Ballard of Kelly" ggg $$$ by -> Isaac $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ [ HOE E-Zine #966 -- 12/16/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$ `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' fuck fuck Fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck I fucked my mother I fucked my father I fucked my sister I fucked my other sister I fucked my brother I fucked the dog I fucked all five cats I fuck my girlfriend I fuck my girlfriend's mother I fuck my closest friend and I fucked my other friend I fucked my friend's mother and I fucked my friends little sister and I fucked her little doll and I fuckered her little brother then I fucked your mother and I fucked your aunt sue I fucked my hand I fucked my foot I fucked my car I fucked my bike I fucked my bed I fucked my bean bag I fucked my chair I fucked my tv I fucked my computer I fucked my Alan Parson's Project CD I fucked my carpet I fucked my own giz I fucked the midget at your school I fucked that retard that needs help walking I fucked my own ass I fucked my teacher and I fucked her daughter I fucked her daughters boyfriend and I fucked my teachers apple and I fucked my teachers book I fucked a rock I fucked a fat kid I fucked Sir Thomas Malory I fucked the keyboard I fucked a five dollar bill I fucked a credit card I fucked a duck at the park I fucked a squirl at the park I fucked a family visiting the park I fucked another duck while on a swing I fucked the big ass in the sky I fucked a dead possum I fucked a dirty mexican I fucked a lego man I fucked the lego man's little lego dog I fucked the lego man's house until it caved it and killed his whole lego family then my penis was all cut up and bleeding because legos are really hard and have sharp edges God Damn I took out some more legos and built a little house "I am sorry lego man" "I am sorry lego man's wife" "I am sorry lego man's little dog" The lego man had a smile on this face but I knew better here he was trying to make a life for himself in his new lego home and BAM BOOM I come along and fuck it to the ground God Damn I know you will not cry, lego man you are too strong for that so I will have to cry for you a tear roles down my cheek "Fuck you" says the lego man as he leads his lego wife into the new home and fucks hers the little lego dog follows them to get in on some of that fucking action "Fuck me dead!" I say [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #966, BY ISAAC - 12/16/99 ]