[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #798 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 "The Biggest, Largest, Most 888 888 888 888 888 Exciting Heist Of All Time, 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Part 9--2 Stories, Part 1" 888 888 888 888 888 " by Nybar 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/22/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] Nybar didn't walk into the airport bar looking for conversation. Just to get completely drunk before his flight. He'd get both. Keep in mind, the chat began when Nybar was sober and ended with him inebriated as hell. "You know, pal" this was a man next to him. "You don't seem like the sort of person to be a power drinker, but you're just sitting in silence, knocking 'em back. Do you have some kind of problem you want to talk about?" "Appearances can be deceiving, you know." replied Nybar with a chuckle. Meanwhile, in the apartment, Keith and Guy had been instructed by Jubjub to stay in their monitoring room no matter how much sound they heard. He was obeyed. In the bedroom, Dawn was fumbling with her clothes. "I seek inspiration from weird places; insane places. For example, when I'm swimming and need to do thousands of laps, I often look at the ot her people in the pooland ponder what their motivation is. Even though they don't know it, it becomes my goal to 'defeat' them, you see?.. and I imagine bizzare scenarios that explain us competing, you see?" Nybar asked, his eyes a little wild. "Not really, can you give me an example?" "Well, once I was swimming, right?..and there were all of these Chinese people swimming, too. Getting a work-out, or whatever. So, I start thinking in the context of a 1980's pro-labor movie: 'Oh, those commies beat us in the auto industry, now they want our pools, too?'" "That's fucking insane." "I'm aware of this." In the apartment, Jubjub and Dawn are having a good time. Keith and Guy are sour as hell and not paying attention to their job. This was on the 6'th floor. In the lobby, a fake FBI badge is flashed and, soon, stairs are run up. Keith and Guy notice nothing. "You know, sometimes you've just got to have some sort of purpose in life. Otherwise you're just sitting around in Wayne, smoking blunts. If people don't understand the overwhelming intensity I treat my work with, that's because they don't understand that for me, it's life itself. I'll never be-- sorry for being so pretentious. I'm getting a little drunk." "That's okay"--the man flashes his white teeth--"sometimes you've got top reach, or you just end up preaching to yourself and get crazier and crazier. Not that you have." They both chuckle. Nybar's plane has just departed. "But ya see, man" Nybar continued. "The worry is always that, I preach too much, I get too pretentious--you know, if I feel too much above the people whom I honestly consider idiots, I lose my connection with the world. And in the deadly..the deadly _games_ I play, this can't be allowed to happen, it's just that..." Nybar sighs and takes a drink. Keith and Guy stubbornly refuse to leave the monitoring room, even when they hear the loud crash of the door being kicked in, and the thunderous stampede of booted feet rushing in. "Hahaha, yeah, that was DOOOOOOOOPE. KRS-1 is DOOOOOOOOOPE! I'm suprised to find another white boy in thish airport bar who likesh rap." "Yeah, it's pretty suprising." The ski-mask wearing, jackbooted government thugs in Nybar's apartment use a miniature battering ram to knock down the monitor room door. Keith shoots two of them before him and Guy are sent back to oblivion. A low moan comes from the bedroom, causing the leader of the strike team to raise his ears under his mask. In the airport bar, the man Nybar has been talking to raises a walky-talky to his mouth and utters 2 words: "Move in." ...TO BE CONTINUED, IN THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ALL UP TO NOW!!!! [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #798 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 8/22/99 ]