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        Well, it's too late.  If you've ever considered saving the world,
 don't bother.  I've divined this through the magic of AoL Instant Messenger
 and the apparently random chat invitations that it deals out.  And no, it
 hasn't always been like this.  Have you ever gotten a _depressing_ prank
 phone call?

        At least the average AoL user keeps up on current events.

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        You have just entered room "fudge jeff Chat44."

    MandyA2: So wanna wear my underwear fudge ? Its clean , i
             washed it a week ago , its gotta be .
 fudge jeff: oh hi
    MandyA2: hey
   Mr A Jim: sup...
   Mr A Jim: why was i invited again?
    MandyA2: cause your bi
   Mr A Jim: um
 fudge jeff: [pastes in the contents of my profile, some lyrics
             by 12Rods.  if you want it, look it up on AIM.]
   Mr A Jim: yeah, they're a good band
    MandyA2: yeah
 fudge jeff: i like um too
   Mr A Jim: but i'm not, actually
    MandyA2: ok
    MandyA2: thats cool
 fudge jeff: there one of my favorites
   Mr A Jim: yeah cool
   Mr A Jim: how'd you find me?
    MandyA2: i screw beavers
 fudge jeff: hey do you have kids
   Mr A Jim: strike 2
    MandyA2: um ok
   Mr A Jim: so
 fudge jeff: i had a kid but he got his peter stuck in the hose
             so we had to cut it off asnd he bled to deatgh
    MandyA2: I LOVE TO WACK OFF
 fudge jeff: do you wack beavers jim
   Mr A Jim: you do know that you're the reason society is in the
             proverbial toilet, right?
    MandyA2: I LIVE IN CHINA
 fudge jeff: i live in china with her we are lovbe machines
 fudge jeff: hired by bill clinton
    MandyA2: oh baby
 fudge jeff: oh baby baby
    MandyA2: oh baby baby baby
 fudge jeff: give it to me baby uh huh uh huh
    MandyA2: OK
   Mr A Jim: you might want to go find some dumb horny AoL teenagers
             to fuck with.
 fudge jeff: alrighty then
    MandyA2: ok
 fudge jeff: ok
    MandyA2: bye!
 fudge jeff: sounds good to me
   Mr A Jim: bye you krazy kids!

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!  HOE #682 - WRITTEN BY: MR A JIM - 6/14/99 ]