'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #333 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Are You Man Enough?" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Nybar !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/11/98 !! !!========================================================================!! Sometimes, when I am sitting all alone, I can feel it. I can feel the urge to write a sappy memoir piece. Just kidding. My real urge, and my prior comment brings me to this, is to kill my litery arts teacher. He is a worse then a buffoon, worse then a dunce in every way imagineable: he actually thinks he comprehends what he daily "teaches"! And with such beura.. ah but no one cares about my fucking professor. This almost turned into a rant. Why I'm really here, is to tell you to buy condoms. The big kind. You see, when you've got a horse of a cock like I do, you really do need some huge rubbers to fit the bill. And here at NybarTech Condoms, Inc. [TM], we make sure that "one size fits all!" Here's our latest moment. (at this point Nybar withdraws a gaping 16 foot expanse of rubber, looking not unlike a stripped-down kiddy swimming pool, from his pants. Not his pants pocket.) "Ya see, here at Nybar-can'trememberthename-condoms, we have commitment. Not just to makin' sure ol' man semen don't get through ta ol' lady vagina, but to the FAMILY!" (at this juncture, a gawky, redcheeked lad steps into our readin'-vision. He gives the thumbs up) Lad: "That's right unky nybaR!" Nybar "AWwwwwww..." nybar affectionatly places the condom over the boy's head, it falls over his whole body. Lad "Gwklahh! What's this liquid!" Nybar "Whoops!" (then Lion-o, the boy, Nybar, and the rest of the Thundercats heartily laugh.) Nybars grinning face appears as the logo, which the words "Nybar's Condom Challenge: Are YOU Man Enough?" underneath. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #333 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 12/11/98 !!