'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTACY PRESS RELEASE #275 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Mel The He/she Girl Slug" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Aster !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/9/98 !! !!========================================================================!! once apon a time there was alittle girl called mel. mel was very evil and bad! mel is actually a slug and he was madly in love with his girlfriend but alas, she was a horse and they didn't know how to make this work. but she acted evil and killed everything good anyway because she was a bad thing ond day she met an evil man, a ferocious man. she was afraid but had to defend herself because her slug friend was too weak despite his claims to have once saved the world. but the evil man finaly left and she was so happy that she decided to take mel out to celebrate at her favorite restaurant: "the salt lick". bad idea for her poor friend mel. now mel is going to die because she is evil and bad and happiness is evil, too. so mel ran and ran untill she found a small black box which she crushed and then ran home. mel narroly escaped disolving at the salt lick and his girlfriend felt so bad that she ran and hid in a black box she happened to find. suddenly the walls caved in and she was crushed. so sad so very sad but she was so incredibly evil that her soul rose from the ruins and took over a poor onlookers poor, defenseless body. the body of the person was soon wrecked and twisted and on tis way to japan, in a small cramped box. THE END. eat a banana. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #279 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 11/9/98 !!