$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #188 $$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt. $$$$P $$$$ x$$$$ $$$P $$$$ xP$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$. $$$$xP $$$$ $$$$$$' >$$$$ $$$$$$$$$. $$$$P $$$$ 4$$$$$. .$$$$' $$$$'`4$$$b. $$$$ $$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$P' $$$$b 4$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$< %% $$$$$b 4$$$$$x $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$ %% >> "MatCat Explains Christianity" << by -> Antihero ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From MatCat: It is like being a normal person **** Carcinoma logged OFF! 129 lines in use. From MatCat: only diff is it is mreo strict From MatCat: a little harder From MatCat: u dont know how hard it was for me to stop cursing From MatCat: i still use em sumtimes From Anti-Hero: can't curse? From Anti-Hero: oh, that sucks dick. From MatCat: it is all around hard work and full of happieness From MatCat: it is hard to convert From Anti-Hero: but can i stil shoot heroin and smoke cocaine? and make fun of old ladies? From MatCat: people like u who REALLY wanna become a christain often have a very hard time convertin From MatCat: becomin a christain is like givin up drugs! From MatCat: it is just as hard and can be more benifical From MatCat: if you become a christian u will want to give up drugs From MatCat: along with givin up other things i know u dont wunna give up **** Cupcake logged ON! 130 lines in use. From MatCat: sex, cursin, anarchy, that stuff must go :) From MatCat: if u realy realy wanna become a christian i will help **** Candyman logged ON! 131 lines in use. From Anti-Hero: no sex? From MatCat: no sex From MatCat: u can have sex after u get married :) **** Skatin logged OFF! 130 lines in use. From Anti-Hero: dumb. **** Candyman logged OFF! 129 lines in use. From MatCat: i knew that would be ur answer From Anti-Hero: well, i can make fun of old ladies and jesus, right? From MatCat: if u become a christian makin fun of people will not be somtin you would want to do From Anti-Hero: i fucked my cat once. From Anti-Hero: can i stil do that? From MatCat: along with animal sex From MatCat: it seams more and more like u are joken around or that u realy dont know much bout bein a christain From Anti-Hero: hey, i'm serious! From Anti-Hero: it's true! From MatCat: being a christain is not sumtin u can say u are, it is sumtin u must earn From MatCat: to be a christian u have to followthe rulez that are stated in the bible, and must never ever follow any humen rule From Anti-Hero: i can't fuck girls, cause anarchy, smoke cocaine, shoot up, and not make fun of old people... and to top it off i can't fuck my cat?! From MatCat: tht goes against a bible rule From MatCat: u wouldnt want to **** Chronic the Hemphog logged OFF! 128 lines in use. From Anti-Hero: if you can say somehting that'll change my mind, i'll become a christian. just give me some of the basics -- the "ups" of being one! From MatCat: well u wont go to hell From MatCat: u will never have the side affexts of drugs **** Method Man logged ON! 129 lines in use. From MatCat: all that u do is satans act From MatCat: u cant control urself hardly **** Method Man logged OFF! 128 lines in use. From MatCat: no stealing, cheating, lieing, hurting, drugs, sex, makein fun of anything i forgot? From Anti-Hero: then what's the "ups"? From MatCat: the ups is sumtin you discover yourself **** DonJuan logged OFF! 127 lines in use. From MatCat: welp i am outta time From MatCat: got 50 sec left From Anti-Hero: hmm... i don't know if i want to be a christian. i like sex, drugs, and rock n roll too much! From MatCat: hey theres christian rock n roll From Anti-Hero: really? From Anti-Hero: where can i get some of that? From MatCat: got hevy metal rock n roll christian style From MatCat: i have 10 sec left **** The Ratt logged ON! 128 lines in use. From MatCat: tell ya l8r From Anti-Hero: is there like wu-tang prochits? From Anti-Hero: and like king jesus? **** MatCat has just vanished from the teleconference! **** MatCat logged OFF! 127 lines in use. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (c) HoE publications. HoE #188 -- written by Antihero -- 1/19/98 *