____ ___ __ __ _____ ] [ /^\ [ ] / / / / ] [ ] [ / \ ] [/ / / / ] [ ] [_______ / O \ [ / / / ______] [ ] ____ [ / /\ \ ] \ / / ] [ ] ] ] [ / / \ \ [ ]\ \ / / ] O [ ]__] ]__] [__] [__] ]_[ \_\ /_/ ]_________[ h0'z ASCII/Anarchy komputerz and drugz 5-27-94 hAk/d 2:01 pm phile #9 How to Get Onto Those Lame-Azz Warez BBS's So You Can Leech (Before we start of this phile, I proudly present M.C. Allah) (as the newest member of hAk/d. That brings us to a grand) ( total offfffffffffffff 8. wowowowow.. we are kewl. peace) Well, itz about 2:00pm, i am just sippin on da keg and waitin for my buds to get off work so we can get fucked up, watch the rockets (win of course), go to Numberz, and pick up some Ho'z. Well, first of all, Have you ever called a warez BBS and noticed you have to define like 20 acronyms? Being the fuckups we are, we never take the time to write em down, that is if we ever have heard of the damned groups. Well, here is you answer to get on any warez bbs in 713. GUARANTEED.. all you have to do is define the acronyms correctly, know the right people, be on the "3l33t" BBS's and have the newest warez. Now here is what you do: I. On most warez BBS's, your access is determined by the users in the NUV. By saying you know the right people, you will get on for sure. Like, how are they gonna know if you know the guyz you say you do or not? They'll just take your word. So, here are a few names that will help you get on to ANY warez BBS you want in 713: 1) The Slave Driver 6) Helix 2) Drunkfux 7) The Chairman 3) The General 8) Redneck 4) Bud Wizer 9) The Archer 5) Marauder 10) MistMaster II. Ok, now you need some good wAreZ BbS references.. Heres a list of 5 of the top 713 BBS's and 5 other GOOD (for warez that is) outta 713 BBS's: 1) The General (713) 6) Gotham City (512) 2) Dv8 (713) 7) RAZOR WHQ (514) 3) Bad Board (713) 8) Unlawful Entry (612) 4) Street Sypders (713) 9) Suburbia (214) 5) Cycle Sluts (713) 10) Regret BBS (512) III. Now, ya know all those acronyms? Heres a list of pretty much any acronym you'll ever be asked, in 713 at least. I don't know about other AC's. ACiD - Ansi Creators in Demand ALi - Alive BSP - Bentley Sidwell Productions cDc - Cult of the Dead Cow CHiNA - Communist Hackers in North America CiA - Crackers in Action CUA - Computer Underground Anarchists CUD - Computer Underground Digest DoA - Disciples on Anarchy FLT - Fairlight PC Distributors GoD - Generations of Destruction hAk/d - h0'z, Anarchy/ASCII, komputerz, drugz HPAV - Hack, Phreak, Anarchy, Virus iCE - Insane Creators Enterprises LOD - Legion of Doom LoL - Legion of Lucifer MaD - Malicious Artists Denomination NARC - Nuclear hAckers, Phreakers, and Crackers NIA - Network Information Access NXS - NeXus PTG - Pentagram PWA - Pirates With Attitudes RiSC - Rise in Superior Couriering RZR(RAZOR) - Razor 1911 TDT - The Dream Team TSG - The Support Group UCS - Underground Cracking Syndicate USA - Underground Software Agency IV. The fourth thing you need to do to impress the voters on the NUV infoform is have the latest warez. Since new warez change daily I cant type up what to put here. All you do, is go to any BBS and look in the Uploads dir for the most recent files and claim that you have it in the infoform. Well, that should about get you on any warez BBS you need.. Never fails for me. After you read this phile, call up the HoNky RiNk and get involved in all the latest anarkist shit-chat.. peace out shout outz to da G'z phrom around da way -------------------------------------------- Gambreezzi: or however you spell your name. Thanks for all da help with the acronyms and shit. Dr. Dave: You still haven't called my bbs, asshole. DAK: Where you been? M.C. Allah: Welcome to da gr00p, d00d. Madball: Help me with my setup Usurper drunkfux: I want that Beavis and Butt-head ASCII ad. Hehe Death: H.A.T.E kix azz man.. oh.. i forgot they died. Death: So does DeathNet.. Oh yea.. it died 2. wooooopz. all warez sysops: lick my nardz..... P.S. Everyone give Gangrene (713) a call.. It b kewl and all dat shit. * * * * phile by: * * circle jerk (who else gets * * * * * off their ass * * to write a phile?) * * * * Put this in your pocket and think about it: what if like is one big dream? I guess you would never wanna wake up, becuz you would die? or not? life be realer `dan tha real deal, Holyfied!@! (C) circle jerk.. BOW WOW WOW 2:31 pm EOF