GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e Presents: "Jack Schitt" When someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt".... Now you'll know the rest of the story! Jack Schitt is the only son of Aw Schitt and Oh Schitt. Aw Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; then, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and finally another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens are: Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Peesa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. *NOW* you know Jack Schitt. ***** I got this from the same person who gave me "The Yuletide Caper". Like that great Christmas file, I have no idea who wrote this, but if I ever find out, YOU will be the first to know. -Lobo ----------------------------------------------------------- Chaos (806)###-#### | PCI (806)794-1438 GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347 | The Sprawl (806)797-0820 Federation Slayers' (806)885-2954 | Tacoland (215)750-0392 The Snake's Den (806)793-3779 | The Lagoon (203)638-3712 The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948 | Altered Reality (203)925-8349 Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259 | Cell Block 4 (806)612-8694 Pirate's Cove (806)795-4926 | Static Line (806)747-0802 PCI (806)794-1438 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ftp =-= etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/Greeny ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/GWD -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /---------------\ copyright (c) 1995 by of GwD, Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER: GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo : GwD : All rights reserved \---------------/ GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD49