=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Car Sniglets ------------ Whoopdidoo - the endless number of dips in any given street (especially in Lubbock TX) Diceswing - the inevitable swing of whatever certain form of decoration might appear below your mirror as you hit each whoopdidoo Fingertalk - the form of communication used while trying to tell the other driver you disapproved of the manever he just made. Doordink - the moron who always takes paint off your door every time he opens it Hairdrag - the condition of one's hair when the moon roof is open and your hair stands on end Sunspot - the one piece of you car than manages to always reflect the sun into your eyes, no matter where the sun is Insureflash - the split second before a wreck when all you can think of is, I wonder how much my insurance is going to go up Pushies - people who actually think that if they get right on your ass you might just speed up Pullies - people who slow down just to piss off a pushie Boomache - the sick feeling you get after being in a person's car with four 15" subs Steersqeak - that noise your car makes when you turn the wheel all the way to one direction Squeelhead - the guy who must always peel out after every stop Squeelette - the girl who must always peel out after every stop (rare) Lagsteer - taking those corners extra slowly 'cause your 'puters in the back Brakebutts - those people who just love to slam on the breaks to make everyone else in the car hit their heads on the part of the car in front of them Cop-a-beat - the beat your heart skips when you see that cop a block ahead and you realize your going to fast Cop-a-bye - when you decide your going fast enough so you might as well go for broke and try to outrun him Byeremorse - wishing later you hadn't tried to Cop-a-bye Parkaphobia - the fear of leaving you car anywhere near another car wish results in parking in BFE FMmoment - the short period of time you look down at your stereo to change the station and look up to find the car in front of you is much closer than you had remembered Hotcheeks - the inevitable burn on you butt after sitting on seats that have been sitting in the sun all day à - the length of yellows in Lubbock, Tx. Swervjerks - the people who wait till the last possible moments to change lanes to make their exit Armnoids - people who must have their arm out the window when in their vehicle Fedmobile - the car that comes to take all your warez away Turnrefusal - people who are so lazy they won't even signal Headangle - the precise angle of head that must be maintained in order not to hit your head while sitting in the back of a sports car Phonweave - condition cause by talking too much on your car-phone (may result in accident) Jarjive - the little voice that keeps telling you "your door is ajar" Yieldiot - the person who wouldn't know whose right-of-way it was if his life depended on it Convertaswish - the sound heard in your car after that big rain storm when you counldn't get the top back up Halfwaydownitis - the condition of the back window that won't go down all the way in the name of child safety Parknesia - forgetting where you parked and wishing you had purchased one of those things where you hit a button and all hell breaks loose on you car so you can find it Hubfly - the hub-cap projectile you see flying across the road Octanquery - asking someone in the car which octane you should buy AcciDENT - the part of the accident that is most unpleasant Lube-n-charge - the $14.95 that must be paid every 3000 miles Shitanick - various choice words used after detecting every nick and dent in you new car since its purchase Groundfx - the cool display of flying ground effects when that mini- truck just didn't quite make it over the speed-bump 3rdilluminant - the other brake-light in the back you really don't need, but everyone has Drivedud - the person who would drive to 7-11 to get some beer (if it was a block away) Drivz - the cruising done every Fri and Sat simply for the lack of anything else better to do Carrecession - the period in a person's life when he had a car from 16-18 but not from 19-20 because his parent's said college is to expensive for you to go AND have a car Angal - the amount you must turn your head in order to look at the girl in the car next to you without her knowledge Grinds - those people who still have not figured out the proper combination between lever and clutch -=OverDriver=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : z3mar@ttacs.ttu.edu : FUCK = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Official F.U.C.K. 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