AMIGA A Mere Idiotic Gaming Apparatus ATF Antagonizes Theological Fanatics BILOS Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap CIA Completely Illogical Analysis CCITT Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today COBOL Computer Operator's Band of Losers Computer Operator's Band of Lamers Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language CPU Central Purging Unit DEA Drugs Enter Anyway EMACS Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping EPA Excessive Pollution Acceptable FBI Find, Bust, and Incarcerate FCC Fundamentalist Complaint Center FDA Forgives Disgusting Additives FDIC Fraudulent Deals Ignored Continuously FORD Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead GCOS God's Chosen Operating System GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out GOP Gleefully Obstructing Progress IBM Inferior But Marketable It's Better Manually Insidious Black Magic It's Been Malfunctioning Ingrained Batch Mentality International Brotherhood of Magicians Itty Bitty Machines I'd Buy Macintosh IRS Income Reduction Specialists LISP Lots of Irritating Superflorous Parantheses Lots of Insipid Stupid Parantheses LOTUS Let Only The Users Suffer MAC Morons Against Computer-literacy MACINTOSH Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs MIPS Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed MSDOS Maybe SomeDay an Operating System NAFTA Nefarious Agreeent Fucks Teamsters Again NASA Now Aborting Simple Assignments NATO Needs Absolute Total Overhaul NFS Nightmare File System NTSC Never The Same Color OSF Oppose Sun Forever PC Piece of Crap PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PERL Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister PSAT Pretty Stupid Annoying Test RISC Relegate Important Stuff to the Compiler SOL Shit Out of Luck ST:TOS Star Trek: The Old Stuff WORM Write Once, Read Maybe Write Once, Read Mangled