Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written August 7th, 1992 #017 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "Knowing When To Twit" ³ by ³ Chessman À ÄÄ Ù Anyone who's ever been on a chat line knows that you get all kinds of twits, modem word for losers, on them. You've got your basic schitzophrenic, mass murderer (or someone aspiring to be one), 31 year olds who have no life but to hangout with 13 year old girls and beg for play, and, my favorite, the horny adolescent. Well, anyway, I'm on this super lame chat line, where your not allowed to express anything and almost everybody has Zer0 personality, and I figure why not log on as a girl, say Jill, and see if I can get some loser to hit on me. I got more than that... ********************************************** * Names are kept to persecute the guilty... * ********************************************** P#6(T1:Mike) How old are you, baby? <--- Some people never made it out of the 70s Chessman to Mike: I'm 16. How old are you? P#2(T1:WaveRider) im taking a survey <--- Harmless flurting? on who is still in their pajamas P#6(T1:Mike) 18, are you horny? <---You know you've got a twit when he immediately goes for the kill... Chessman to Mike: Not really. are you? P#2(T1:WaveRider) im doing good now that im awake! P#1(T1:Blabber) I know a good wave <--- Who is this loser? to ride. Yours! P#6(T1:Mike) yes Chessman to Mike: What do you want me to do about it? P#2(T1:WaveRider) ahhhhh naughty <--- What's going on in his mind? girl! suck me baby! Chessman to WR: Unfortunately, sucking you could be difficult due to the abnormal features of my face. P#6(T1:Mike) I'd like to fuck you <--- Wow! 13 years old tops! P#2(T1:WaveRider) how old are you Jill? Im 21 Chessman to Mike: A little forward aren't we? P#2(T1:WaveRider) <--- What does he think he's squeezing? P#6(T1:Mike) it beats bullshittitting. P#6(T1:Mike) I want to eat your <--- No more X rated tfiles for him! hot pussy Chessman to Mike: why? do you think i would let you? P*6(T1:Mike) would you like me too? <--- Speaks for itself... hahaha! I am good at it! I read a book. P#2(T1:Mike) Ill make you feel good Chessman to Mike: How. What do you do? Did you read a book on that too? P#2(T1:Mike) Nope I got hands on. <--- Hands on his own dick that is... P#2(T1:Mike) stick my tongue in deep and lick you sweetly with long strokes Chessman to Mike: ahhhhh.. please more. you're contributing <--- How ya more than you know. more! like that? BLaH P#2(T1:Mike) then rub my tongue <--- Too much cable for this boy! in circles around your sweet clit P#2(T1:Mike) when I head your soft moans I will move down and insert my hot tongue slightly into your hot cunt Chessman to Mike: BLaH <--- A little plug... #6(T1:Jill) reJill <--- Or Chessman... Whichever you prefer.. P#2(T1:Mike) are you wet? Chessman to Mike: I'm dipping myself into a vat of lime jello. <--- What? Chessman to Mike: My jigglers hurt! <--- A little jello joke... P#2(T1:Mike) I want to fuck you Chessman to Mike: Ok put your dick in your hands, and we'll have modem sex! Chessman to Mike: Now rub it. Slowly. Pull the skin, slowly. P#2(T1:Mike) I move back to your clit and suck softly P#5[T1:]( Deathangel's ) Sometimes <--- Hmmm... WaCKy boy! I hit on the female nons just to rip on 'em.... You can quote that for BLaH if ya like Chessman to Mike: Rub it between your hands, and <--- Woooo... Where'd that think of my fat pussy grinding into your thigh come from? Too many sex tfiles for me too.. P#2(T1:Mike) I am rubbing my hard cock slowly P#2(T1:Mike) it is large and hard, about 8" Chessman to Mike: Are you sure? Measure it. P#2(T1:Mike) Ok. Maybe 6 inches. <-- If that pal... P#2(T1:Mike) my hard cock moves slowly up and down your hot slit P*2(T1:Mike) do you really want <--- Pathetic. He measured it... to know how long it is? P#1(T1:Mike) I put it outside of <--- I've seen better in 3-2-1 Contact your pussy and apply just a bit of pressure Chessman to Mike: Faster now. Don't JUMP to conclusions though. P#1(T1:Mike) my cock is hard as <--- Despite the size, he's right. a rock, it was been hard for a We're about 20 minutes into long time the conversation... Chessman to Mike: Rub fast and think of me in a sPa. Imagine you're stabbing me like a murderer. P#1(T1:Mike) it is long and thick, <--- He's talking about his asshole about 2-2 1/2" thick of course. He spent a short time in prison with a sweet man named Bubba... Chessman to Mike: COME MIKE! COME like never before! P#1(T1:Mike) I feel it building up P#1(T1:Mike) I am rubbing faster #5(T1:Jill) re Jill <--- Once again I return.. P#1(T1:Mike) what a mess <--- About a spoonful, at most P#1(T1:Mike) about 5 large spurts ya P#1(T1:Mike) are you really a girl <--- Uh oh... he's catching on! P#1(T1:Mike) its still hard, pumping <--- Or maybe not... P#1(T1:Mike) I can come 2-3 times and still be hard Chessman to Mike: That's quite a feat! P#1(T1:Mike) give you it deep Chessman to Mike: Please Mike. More! I love this! Chessman to Mike: Unfortunately Mike. My name is <--- Key time... Chessman and captured Embarass the shit everything you said. It out of the twit! will soon be released in Privately first... a BLaH file.. so clean up and get ready for ultimate humiliation! hahahaha! P#1(T1:Mike) pumping hard and fast, <--- Still at it? moving in circles P#1(T1:Mike) you feel my hut cum spurt deep within you #5(T1:Chessman) .p1hahahahaha <--- Now publically! P#1(T1:Mike) cool <--- Good sport! That's all in the fun! P#1(T1:Mike) big long and hairy #5(T1:Chessman) yes.. that's it. Mike is now the twit of the month for BLaH... he's the 1st monthly recipient but there WILL be more.. #5(T1:Chessman) hitting on women over the modem is definitely an immediate brandishing! hahaha #5(T1:Chessman) masturbating over the modem is worse! #5(T1:Chessman) WaCKy! BLaH! And so ends the saga of the LameR... or does it. Ever since I learned to capture things, I've had some wonderfully bizarre and insane conversations. We'll see. {---Uh Huh!--------------------------------------------------------------} One day two women were walking through the wilderness, and they happened to stumble upon a set of tracks. One said, "Hey those look an awful lot like raccoon tracks." 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