180 Live from the annual Hacker's Open in Dayton, Ohio, it's ATI. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ / / /You are tooned / / 2 wATI. zine / 20jun99 / radio 93. / / / \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ "Why worry about communism? I'm concerned for Godless capitalism." --the Dili Lama Southeast Timor. Hello, welcome to ATI. I'm Prime Anarchist and this is the hackerzine for Sunday. We missed a new moon and a full moon, didn't we? I guess we vacationed on the wrong side of the lakebed. A couple newbiznzz's and then on to the same old same olds. . The telnet party has been moved up from 1/1/2000 to 9/9/99 and it will run until about 1/15 . The final two quarters to be printed/ minted will be Georgia and Conn. Then Massachussetts and Maryland will begin the year off. . Matt Drudge is not very bright. . Elizabeth Dole is about as bright as a) Matt Drudge b) A 40 watt bulb c) The 5th Teletubby d) All of the Above . Introducing the all new fire engine red episode I Phantom Menace thong syth panty. Only at Victoria's Secret. . Van Heusen sucks. Welp, we've got a couple letters, some numbers, and then some weird stories. The usual bunch of Diderots. Enjoy. prime #'s http://www.stockton.edu/~biology/Platypus/assasin.htm http://gwu.edu/~baroness http://www.nd.edu/~akreider/emaillists.htm http://sti-net.cx http://babelfish.altavista.com http://members.mint.net/dws/kokopeli.htm http://www.mundotish.com http://www.indigenousrocks.com http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/asoa.html http://www.fringeware.com http://www.journeyfood.com/beverage http://travel.maestral.hr http://www.textfiles.com http://www.insidetheweb.com/mbs.cgi/mb555150 to ati@etext.org Share What You Know; Learn What You Don't. Am I imagining it, or has Dejanews.com shifted gears from up-to-the-minute updates to daily updates? The last 3 wars, or 5 years, take your pick, I've watched deja change to updates every 5 or 6 hours and then back to "normal," after Columbine, the more "crucial" Yugoslavia moments, drubbings of Iraq, and major protests around the world. I guess my question is, "is management going on?" Milo Fonebil (718) Marco - see our website, http://www.rcc.ryerson.ca/chiapas, where it's being archived Steve to ati Where did you go? Donna to ati@etext.org what happened to the zine. I thought it was a weekly. Jess (202) Good Morning In The Park a poem by Marco dedicated to: Karla Even perfect round wood chip Circles around all trees in the park Bring many images of Slavery DEEP MINES My mines I slave both days and nights dark depths conceal hard hammered bones. One hollow cavity I follow suckled pulse loud pounding soundly gem pleasures dire, mass mother lode. Core shaft pursue bright gilded veins gleam ruptured passion in my minds eye you're mine I find dear lover. -Max King 5-25-99 e-mail to: maxking@ix.netcom.com web page http://www.netcom.com/~maxking CIA Sells Laptop PCs with "Top Secret" files The WP [Washington Post] reveals that a 25-year covert CIA operative was faulted for "a major lapse of CIA security" when he allowed about 25 CIA laptop computers to be sold to the public at auction while still containing Top Secret information on their hard drives. Was the lapse discovered by some Tom Cruise-led Impossible Mission Force? Uh, no--just the private citizen who bought some of the computers. Jim Devine http://clawww.lmu.edu/Faculty/JDevine/jdevine.html Mark Weisenheimer's Chicken Soup for Any Topic. Just fill in the blanks. We've written the beginnings of each paragraph and titled the chapters. It's up to you to end each paragraph and think up a topic. http://www.getti.ng/outofhand GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #9 Teach a student diminished and augmented chords first. Only then begin sight reading, and fretting major, minor and seventh chords. They'll develop much faster with NO CODEPENDENCY and won't need lessons after two or three months because they'll be able to teach themselves everything else they need. They'll become brilliant songwriters and will find a voice in this world rather than sounding like the next Zeppelin clone or Mariah Carey soundalike. They'll come to you periodically for real good questions you can charge honest good money for rather than weekly crap. BONUS: For further anarchy, find out where students are taught in a large factory-like setting, and just offer as many free lessons as you can handle in a week. Teach them Anarchy Tip #9. You'll either be the one who caused MTV to show up in your town declaring it the next Motown, Austin or Seattle, or you'll be banned from the large chain music store. Hopefully both. BRIEFLY IN THE WORLD OF BS. (compiled from Prime Anarchist Wire Services. PAWS) SHAREHOLDERS OK CHINA, USA DEAL. DALLAS - China's plan to create the world's largest publicly traded country with an $88 Megabillion buyout of USA was approved by both sets of couch potatoes and armchair warriors. The law firm of Milossevic, Gates, Pinochet and Albright have yet to approve the acquisition, and completion is still months away. China estimates the takeover would add billions more dead trees and purple tomatoes to its repertoire. Only 9,000 jobs will be cut when both countries move their work to Mexico and Indonesia. Shareholder Manuel P. Noriega said he only had one regret about the merger. "Too bad Exxon and Mobil don't come with the package." PAPRAZZA A Prime Anarchist Patent Request And a Ziggy Zig Ah. WASHINGTON - (lib. of cong.) John Williams was denied his request to register the word "music," and all aspects thereof. In a 5-4 landmark decision, Billygoat Renkist was asked over to Library of Congress to break the tie. He said, and I quote, "THERE ARE STILL A COUPLE OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE WRITING SONGS, MUSICALS AND MOVIE SCORES. UNTIL THE LAST WRITER BEGINS DECOMPOSING YOU MAY N O T REGISTER THE WORD 'MUSIC.'" Renkist went on to say he didn't care that the computer musician did Amistad, that he did all the Star Wars, Seven years in Tibet, Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3 in 4D, and Shindler's Lists, Home Alone Again, JFK The Wonder Years, Jaws, ET, Superman, Close Encounters, Galywag, Bimbos Beating Bikers With Baseball Bats, Revenge of the Noids, Attack of the Killer Gefilte Fish and Fried Purple Onions. He just wasn't going to stand by "and watch all of the music besides what Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney own get bought up by one middle-aged white man. And in other Washington DC news... CHELSEA CLINTON CAUGHT SPAMMING 25,000 Stanford Students received an anonymous one-paragraph message accusing the university of giving preference in housing to non-whites, said Rachel Lotan, a professor who received the e-mail. "It was just signed 'Chelsea!'" said Lotan, "but everyone knows who THAT is." Bill Clinton is running IRS, TRW and FBI checks on every student to see who would obviously forge his daughter's name, address and ISP. -30- "The fish will get word within two weeks so you've got to get right back out there or you'll lose that spot." --some guy in a bagelteria trying to justify an extra day of boats, beers and bratwerst to what appears to be a wife. DRIVERS DO ODD THINGS BEHIND THE WHEEL. By Mariel Porridge. Grommett-Widgett News Service If you're reading this in the car while talking on the coffee, sipping some cellphone and maneuvering JNCO jeans while putting on some traffic you're not alone. Consider the results of a nationwide Pennzoil Products Corporation survey of an alleged 15,000 people. Or don't. Well, that's it for ati 180. Come back & C- us in a week or so. ------- ( . ) ------- ------- ( . . ) ------- ------- ( . ) ------- ------- ( ) ------- IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BED a pome for the end of ATI by Anarchist Prime Dear Genghis While you took yourself a couple Extra hours sleep. An incompetant man wiped out a whole village of neutrals. Another one laid off your own boss' son. Three seperate platoons were destroyed by friendly fire. Your mistress was outed - Royal family? she's a wild one. Dear Genghis While you took yourself a couple Extra hours sleep. Three prisoners of war are now out on the prowl Twenty bombs were designed to blow off before launch They're lighting the sky with what you promised never. Seven horsemen are haunting you there on your haunch. [spoken deeply] your daughter got raped by your own troops. Dear Genghis While you took yourself a couple Extra hours sleep. The peace talks were stalled well before the great summit 12 angry men think they have won the whole world Nobody can breath 'cause there's nothing but sulphur And all because each of us wanted your girl. Dear Genghis While you took yourself a couple Extra hours sleep. Your mother retired and refused to command Your father was killed off in one final stand. The hospitals filled up with all of your youth A third or fourth "hitler" has set forth his plan. [spoken tenderly] and there you set dreaming avoiding the truth