Hello there. And welcome to ATI. the next issue. I think 11 or something. Activist Times, Inc., is a journalistic causistic, cyberpolitical newswire, trying to help you all, and us change the world radically, in less than 3 minute incrementss. No, seriously. ATI, mostly a newspaper; is on it's 11th issue. (were waiting for Cygnus to figure out how to get 10 out of the cage, so you'll have to look at this one til that comes out) We got our upstart online on the underground bulletin board computer systems across the continent, and stretching out toward Australia, West Germany, and England. And now we're available on hardcopy. We will also provide, ATI on cassette tape to the hearing impaired. For more information, write: ATI, c/o Kelley BRO Box 94 Groton, CT. 06340. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- what rhymes with poem??? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- WHERE DO THE PEOPLE GET OFF PEOPLE EVERYWHERE SEE THE THINGS THAT ARE COMING. LEAVE NOW, JUMP OFF, RUN, DO SOMETHING TO SAVE YOURSELF. WHERE DO I GET OFF? ARE WILLING TO POISON GENERATIONS OF CHILDREN WHILE INDUSTRY PROFITS AND POLLUTES? DO YOU REALIZE: 1) PFIZER DUMPS 12 POUNDS OF CYANIDE INTO THE THAMES RIVER EVERYDAY 2) PFIZER SUCKS IN 100 MILLION GALLONS OF WATER FROMTHE THAMES EVERY DAY TO COOL THE PIPES 3) PFIZER BURNS BIOLOGICAL WASTE IN 2 INCINERATORS (THIS MEANS ANIMALS, EXCREMENT, HAY, AND PLASTIC) 4) PFIZER HAS ANOTHER INCINERATOR TO BURN WE DONT KNOW WHAT 5) EB PLANS TO BUILD A TOXIC WASTE INCINERATOR TO BURN 700 TONS OF TOXIC WASTE, 4 DAYS A WEEK; BRINGING IN WASTE FROM NY, NJ, AND RI. 6) PFIZER HAS HAD SEVERAL MAJOR SPILLS FROM UNDERGROUND STORAGE TANKS IN THE LAST 14 MONTHS. 7) ENVIRNOMENTAL LAWS ARE BADLY OUT OF DATE, AND THE EPA, AND DEP ARE SERIOUSLY UNDERSTAFFED. PUBLIC AWARENESS RALLY; FORT GRISWOLD, GROTON, CT. PARKING AT WASHINGTON PARK. SEPT 24 (SATURDAY) AT 10AM. RAIN LOCATION, FITCH SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL. GUEST SPEAKERS, RALLIES, ETC. FOR SALE The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell 22.95 Survival Books 11106 Magnolia Blvd. Hollywood, CA 91601 PHUN IN RICH RURAL TOWNS by the Prime Anarchist Buy a paper from an honorbox and put all the others on top or next to the box with a rock on em. Move the yellow "police line do not cross" ribbons to cordone off streets or busy walkways. Swap the streetsigns. Move for sale signs to other houses. Grocery stores have cards where you can put up free ads. Advertise something outrageously cool like a $30 snowblower for someone. Use a truck to steal all the garbage cans and put them all in storage somewhere. Then put an ad in the paper: garbage cans for sale: real cheep. Take orange construction cones and make detours. The one that works best for us was this: block off 4 4way intersections so they all have to detour to the right, and go in a complete circle. When the circle fills up traffic will be at a standstill til a policeman can show up and figure things out. Put signs on convenience store doors "Back in 5 minutes". Get out a plumbing wrench and open all the fire hydrants. Advertise garage sales for people. Find out a professor's name at a local community college and call in sick for him pretending you're his wife or roomate. Call Mary Kay cosmetics, or Avon, or a hearing clinic as someone and arrange a free makeover/eartest in "your" home. -pap- ATI, changing the way people read for over 2 years. ATI, a freedom of freedom paper. ATI, a way of life ATI, more than just a newspaper, it's the rag read round the world. Activist Times Inc, is produced by the Prime Anarchist, and Fah-Q with a little help from EE the Minuteman, Jaze, Ground Zero, Beth, Pizza, and the usual cast of abnormals. We are always looking for contributing editors, by the way. Just drop us a line at BRO Box 94. TO THE EDITORS: Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs to Bush for guns? JS (512) HEY EDITORS: Could you tell the guys at Playboy that I think Peter Moore's compilation of the Reagan Years, the Jelly-Bean Presidency was phenomnal. Just when we were wondering how to sum up eight years of "bumbling ineptitude", Moore puts it all together in a few pages. Walt Ingram (303) YO, WORD: I'll tell you were George was: October, 1980: Iran/France. Solidifying a deal with Khomeini that was far more enticing than Carter could morally justify. Why were we stupid enough to believe that Reagan "will not negotiate with terrorists" when he cut the largest deal we will ever see, (and are still seeing) before he was even mandated... I mean elected. Why were we stupid enough to believe that Reagan was not going to raise taxes? It's ovious he raised taxes. If you didnt notice a tax increase; the last 6 years, you are either too filthy rich to care, or too dirt poor to be squeezed any drier. Now, I'm not cutting George for doing exactly as he was told. I certainly would have if you paid me enough. I'm saying dont kick yourself 7 years from now for having believed a garden- path speech. Look at the truths. Dont let go. No matter who gets in your taxes are going to HAVE to increase to fund all this growth we are seeing. No matter how they gloss it over, the democratic administraton is going to force military duty on your post-teen children. And no matter how well Bush keeps the ball rolling; this growth is only putting off the inevitable: a mounting world depression. This November, I will be voting on local issues only. I plan to pull the Mickey Mouse/Donald Duck lever on the national front. I wont tolerate being lied to. Then again, I had it coming when I asked for a clown-white, two step dancin fool to lead my nation. PA (203) "...Making their future designing computers, not selling cocaine" Dukakis to the Baptist ministers convention 9-9-88. "International sanctions against south Africa. In just 60 days". a promise. Michael Dukakis. same date Overheard at a yip convention; of a cybernaut: "Tight? He's so tight with codes he can squeeze two calling cards together and get a PBX." A new patient was quite upset when the doctors nurse led him to a curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want my ingrown toenail looked at," he protested. "Our rule is that everyone undresses, the nurse answered. "Stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress to look at just my toe..." "That's nothing," came a voice from the next cubicle over, "I just came in here to install another telephone." LABEL SPOTTED ON A TELEPHONE Please do not use this telephone unless your call is of an emergency nature. For more information write: committee for a ten cent phone call- BRO Box 94, Groton, Ct. 06340. Watchin Night Flight. First time I've seen that snce about 1985. Good stuff. They're doin an expose about the 1960's and how it's about to repeat. I was talkin to AH the other day, and he was discussing that very phenomenon. "We're repeating the 60's with our clothes, our music, our poetry, our rallies. How come we can't start repeating the political thought too? That's why I'm bringing back Steal This Book, and Dancin In the Ice Age If all goes well, I'll bring back Woodstock Nation too. For Sale: Steal this Book Steal this Urine Test Square Dancin in the Ice Age. Write: Contemporary Classics PO Box 15 Worcester, MA 01613 Well, that's it for this issue of ATI, the newspaper that makes everyone xmodem. Watch for the next special. Our special Colombus Day issue; and after that might be a special football issue.