The Great American Dog Trial Vendetta! By P. Remington Adams COPYRIGHT (C) 1991 BY FULL DISCLOSURE. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Several years ago, one Clayton Longacre was present at the scene of a heinous crime that was to result in a notorious jury trial known to the bureaucrats in the 9-1 District Courthouse in Kalamazoo County, Michigan, as the ``Dog Trial Vendetta''. Now, this might require a bit of explanation for the uninitiated. You see, any time someone is charged with a violation of animal control ordinances our public servants call it a ``dog trial''; when someone pleads ``not guilty'' and asks for a jury trial it becomes a ``vendetta''. I concur that vendetta is the appropriate term; however, I assert that it is the judicial work group (clerks, officers, prosecutor, and judge) and not the defendant which turns the process into a vendetta. The judicial work group is less interested in the innocence or guilt of the defendant than it is in seeing that the case is disposed of quickly and efficiently. To expedite this, the defendant is expected to take the citation ``to the teller window downstairs'' and pay the fine without question. That is the quickest and most profitable way to dispose of these cases. The Honorable Judge ``Jessie'' James Presiding: The dog vendetta came to trial in the spring of 1989 with Judge Donald James, one of the great mediocrities of our time, presiding. I have often had occasion to wonder whether Judge James is related to the infamous Jessie James. Judge James sometimes engages in unarmed robbery, attempting to steal justice away from those who choose not to hire an attorney and proceed instead as pro se litigants. There is a bureaucratic mentality that pervades the 9-1 Courthouse, hovering in the air like the stench around a slaughter house. This mentality is characterized by a lack of social conscience, which results in an emphasis on cost efficiency and expedience, rather than on justice. The criminal justice system in Kalamazoo has acquired an assembly line mentality with respect to civil infractions and misdemeanors. On this assembly line, the attitude is that only a trouble maker would have the audacity to plead ``Not Guilty''; only a radical, embarking on a personal vendetta, would request a jury trial. These people are obviously attempting to harass the court and deprive it of cost efficiency. Anyone who won't plea bargain is considered an unreasonable person or a lunatic. What Is A Reasonable Person? According to this demented sense of justice, which I refer to as ``slaughter house logic'', a reasonable person is expected to simply pay the fine or plea bargain. Rational, reasonable Americans are not supposed to be concerned with liberty, justice, the constitutionality of laws, innocence and guilt, nor even the preservation of their own good names. A reasonable person is expected to assess the situation in the short term and follow the course of least immediate expense. The fines are low enough that it would be more expensive to hire an attorney. Unreasonable people are herded into the courtroom like sheep, along with dozens of other people awaiting arraignments and court hearings. Typically the court has a session in the morning and another in the afternoon. As many as a hundred cases may be scheduled collectively by means of group appointments. (For example, sixty people may all be given 9 a.m. appointments). Consequently people may sit for hours, all day or longer, in order to eventually stand in front of a judge for five minutes or so. Obviously, if you consider your time to be worth even the minimum wage, it is cheaper to pay the fine or plea bargain than it is to submit to hearings, more hearing, legal fees and the whole trial process. The system is designed to encourage guilty pleas in exchange for allowing the defendant to get on with the more important things in their lives in the shortest time possible. Justice Or Cost Efficiency: Which is The Reasonable Expectation According to ``slaughter house logic'', people who place value on innocence, liberty, legal justice, and the constitution, people who are opposed to the inhumanity and injustice of assembly line justice, are considered unreasonable, irrational people. These priorities suggest to the proponents of assembly line justice a possible emotional or mental imbalance, because it is more efficient, expedient, and cost effective for everyone concerned, if the defendant presents a quick and inexpensive guilty plea. The court makes its money, the lawyers make their money, and the defendant saves a great deal in time, grief, and legal fees. Trouble makers, radicals, and other irrational people who insist that the system render justice and protect civil liberties are seen as harassing the court by wasting time and money that could better be used to rapidly and profitably process the cases of more reasonable people. Since the radicals don't hire attorneys they are also seen as harassing the bar association and stealing food from the mouths of attorney's little children. If not for the basic apathy of the average U.S. citizen, this system could not exist. A few hours spent in a court room will demonstrate that the innocent frequently plead guilty because it's easier. None-the-less, prosecutors are often frustrated by the naive inability of these people to lie properly about their guilt for the court record. In order to obtain an acceptable admission of guilt for the court record, the innocent often have to be taken out of court and coached by a prosecutor or their attorney in order to commit perjury properly. The District Judge's Interest In The Matter Judge James mentioned during the proceedings that it costs at least $500 per day to operate the court. Judges must maintain an awareness of cost. If their court isn't cost effective the state may decide that the inefficient judge is not earning his or her $90,000 per year salary. In addition, in Michigan, a small percentage of the each fine levied goes into the judicial pension fund. The more expediently the cases are handled, the more money is sent to the fund. Origins of the Dog Trial Vendetta May 1987. County law enforcement officials have been keeping a house located on Glendale Street in Kalamazoo under observation for days. What heinous crime against the state is in progress there? What infraction of enormous social consequence has come to the attention of the county? Two female springer spaniels are alleged to be harbored in that house. These scalawags are without current (1987) Kalamazoo County dog licenses! The dynamic growth industry that is Kalamazoo law enforcement is about to launch a fervent attempt to bring justice to the vicious criminal who is harboring the spaniels. He is clearly a major threat to the public welfare and to the criminal justice process itself! This man not only harbors illegal dogs but, a matter of much greater importance, he will have the audacity to go on record in district court to plead ``Not Guilty''; he will have the temerity to refuse to plea bargain; and he will have the gall to demand an inexpedient and costly jury trial! This trouble maker is clearly intent on engaging in a full blown personal vendetta. The Real Culprit was not Apprehended and is Still at Large What the County Animal Control Officers didn't know was that I was living at the house at Glendale Street. Clayton owned the house, and several other properties as well. He did stay at the house occasionally, but he was in the process of relocating to Washington to attend law school near his fiancee. I was house sitting for Clayton and running a tree service, using his house as an office. Since he was moving, Clayton had to find homes for Snoopy and Sammy, his AKC registered springer spaniels. I paid $100 for the dogs in April, but the dogs hadn't gotten their state required licenses yet. I had frequently asked Snoopy and Sammy to get their licenses, but they just never got around to it. I had noticed the PRK animal control officers sneaking around the house earlier in the week (May 13, 1987) so I took the dogs to the company garage, which is in a quarry out in the country. I was also careful not to park in the driveway or in front of the house where my car would be associated with the occupants of the house and I could be traced by my plate numbers. I should have gotten the ticket, but I am too intelligent to answer the door when the brown shirted, fascist, animal control officers come visiting. The code says that, even if your dogs have gotten their licenses, if you don't have them ready to show to the animal control officer at the time you are asked to, you can still be ticketed for ``failure to show.'' Now, my mother didn't raise a fool. My dogs had not yet gotten their licenses. I was, consequently, not going to answer my door to talk to the dog gestapo. As far as I'm concerned, the ``animal control officers'' are public welfare bums with badges--social parasites on the dole--whose sole purposes are to raise revenue and to bother citizens. I don't approve of preventive law. I think it would be better to require dog owners to have tags and shots for their dogs. If a dog actually bites someone, is running loose, or damages property, and if the dog doesn't have tags and/or shots, then it becomes appropriate to pick up the dog and cite the owner for a real crime with a real victim and real injury or damage. Unfortunately, this kind of rational law would raise fewer revenues and provide fewer high paying jobs for the friends, cousins, and political lackeys of the bureaucrats and politicians of Kalamazoo county. The Scene of the Crime On Saturday, May 16, 1987, Clayton pulled into the driveway at the house on Glendale Street and a county animal control officer pulled in behind him, blocking his way out. As a highly trained and skilled law enforcement observer, the animal control officer concluded that because Clayton was in the driveway he must be a resident, and he must, therefore, be the owner of the dogs (who were no longer in residence). Clayton requested that the officer move her truck, explaining that he was late for an appointment. ``I'd like to talk to you about the dogs.'' the officer replied. ``What dogs?'' Clayton asked. ``We can do this the easy way or the hard way.'' the officer said. ``Do it any way you like, just move the truck so I can get out of here.'' Clayton responded. Acting on instincts honed by years of professional justice experience, the officer determined that Clayton was the mastermind behind this heinous plot to harbor dogs without a license. It wasn't really necessary to verify that there were indeed dogs in the back yard. Nor was it necessary to knock on the door, or to talk to the neighbors, to see who actually lived there. Why bother to check with the post office or consult the phone book about who was living at that address? After all, the crime had been solved by trained observation combined with keen deductive reasoning and logic. The man was obviously guilty. When a highly trained animal control officer asked him a question he had refused to talk, and then had asked her to get out of his way because she was blocking his driveway. Consequently Clayton was traced through his vehicle plates, and received through the mail a citation for ``failure to show a license upon request.'' Clayton presented a copy of the bill of sale to the prosecutor to prove that he had sold the dogs. The prosecutor assured Clayton that the charges would be dropped and that it would be unnecessary for him to attend the pre-trial conference. As it happened the charges were not dropped that day. The prosecutor misplaced the bill of sale. A bench warrant was issued against Clayton Longacre for ``failure to appear.'' In February, 1989, Clayton returned to Michigan to clear up some personal matters and to finish his senior thesis for Kalamazoo College. While he was here, he was set up to attend an informal, late afternoon meeting with the township police regarding a zoning dispute. When he appeared for the meeting, Clayton was arrested on the bench warrant for failure to appear. The arresting officer requested a $200 cash bond, and Clayton's ability to obtain bail was hampered by the arrival of the end of the work day. Fortunately, Clayton was able to reach, at home, a sympathetic judge who ordered his release on personal recognizance after only 30 minutes in jail. Prosecutorial and Judicial Indiscretions The case had been assigned to a new prosecutor. Clayton refused to plea bargain, complaining that the prosecutor's office had lost the sales receipt and other exculpatory evidence. Judge James, who was once allegedly voted the worst judge in Kalamazoo County by the Kalamazoo Trial Lawyers Association, showed no interest in the lost evidence. Clayton, who was unemployed, filed a motion for court appointed counsel. Judge James stated that he doubted that the state would seek incarceration upon conviction, and on that grounds he denied Clayton counsel.(1) Clayton also requested that the court advise him of his rights and assist him in defending himself (called a ``motion for rights sua sponte''). Judge James also denied this request. Judge James makes a practice of denying counsel and then holding the defendant to the standards of an attorney. The inexperienced new prosecutor took a dislike to Clayton and refused to dismiss the case. Had a more fair minded judge, such as Judge Long, been on the bench the prosecutor would have had no alternative, but Judge James dislikes pro se litigants--so Clayton Longacre was going to trial. The Infamous Dog Trial Begins In April 1989 the ``dog trial'' of Clayton Longacre began with the questioning of the jurors (voire dire). Two or three of the jurors were removed for prejudice when Clayton asked: ``I wouldn't be here today if I hadn't done something wrong, would I?'' Most of the jurors agreed initially. A few adamantly and tenaciously maintained that opinion after being coached by Judge James. The Judge informed them that their point of view was prejudicial and incorrect, and explained to them the concept of innocent until proven guilty. He then asked them again, and some of these honest folk could not be convinced to lie about their feelings in order to stay on the jury. Another juror was asked whether, given conflicting testimony from an animal control officer and a citizen, all other things being equal, he would give preference to the officer. He agreed that he would--because his dad was an animal control officer. When coached by Judge James and asked the question again he maintained his original answer. Now the ``voire dire'' got down to the heart of the case: Mr. Prosecutor: ``Would anybody here believe that a police officer is being unreasonable if he pulls a driver over and asks to see his license, registration, and proof of insurance?'' The jury agreed that this was reasonable. Mr. Longacre: ``If you were sitting on a park bench in the middle of a park and an officer walked up to you and asked to see your drivers license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance, would you consider that reasonable?'' The jurors were primarily bewildered by the question--but they would not forget it, and it was to set the tone for the ensuing trial. The Defense Surprises the Prosecutorial Work Group The prosecutor and his accomplice, Judge Donald James, apparently assumed that Clayton was going to argue that the dog laws are unconstitutional or unfair. Clayton's defense was, however, much simpler than that. He had a three point defense: 1) He didn't live at Glendale Street. 2) He didn't own the dogs at the house on Glendale Street. 3) There were no dogs at the house on Glendale street on the day of the incident. Since the crime of which Clayton is accused is ``failure to show a license upon request'' it is interesting to note that the prosecution neglected to ask the officer whether she had ever actually asked to see a license. She hadn't. Once the prosecutor had rested his case, Clayton moved for a directed verdict because of the prosecutor's failure to present a prima facie case. He had no evidence or testimony that the officer ever requested to see a license. Judge James denied his motion on the grounds that the lack of evidence was a question of fact for the jury to decide. (One wonders how a jury is to decide facts when none are in evidence.) As the defenses first witness I testified that I was living in the house at Glendale in May of 1987 and that I owned the two dogs that were there in May of 1987. I was asked whether the two dogs that were there on May 16, 1987, were mine. I testified that there were no dogs there on May 16, 1987. When I was asked whether I was harboring dogs without a license I invoked my right to remain silent under the 5th and 14th Amendments to the U.S. Constitution. Judge James Loses His Composure ``Oh my God! Get the jury out of here!'' exclaimed Judge James. Both the prosecutor and the judge were already flustered by how well the defense was doing, but this was too much! ``Did you know that this man was going to take the fifth amendment?'' demanded the judge. ``Not for sure. He told me he might, but I didn't know for sure.'' replied the defendant. ``You can't do this! If you were a lawyer, I'd have your license!'' exclaimed the judge. The judge and the prosecutor conferred. They were afraid that the jury might be unduly influenced. The prosecutor asked for a contempt citation and special instructions to the jury to ignore the statement. The judge declared a mistrial and sanctioned the defendant $192 in court costs. I was upset by the rude and prejudicial manner in which this inept judge was pushing Clayton around, so I told Clayton to notify the court that I was prepared to waive my right to silence. Meanwhile, Judge James gave a long diatribe about how my outrageous invocation of my constitutional rights, coupled with Claytons objections to being denied due process and to the loss of the exculpatory evidence by the prosecutor, had irrevocably prejudiced the jury. At the end of the judges rantings, Clayton informed the court that I was now willing to waive my right to silence. James turned red in the face, his lips thinned, his voice raised. He didn't know what to do. His basis for alleging a mistrial had just been stolen away from him. How could the jury be prejudiced if the trial resumed and I answered the question? The prosecutor brought up a concern about double jeopardy. After a short break to recover himself, Judge James stated that if either Clayton or I said a single word he would throw us both in jail for contempt. While Clayton and I were both angered by the constant verbal abuse and prejudicial behavior of the court we managed to just smile at him and walk out. The Judge rescheduled a new trial for June, 1989. Then the clerk tried to get Clayton to to pay the fine or make arrangements to pay it, to no avail, of course. Previously the judge had refused to make the prosecutor provide evidence that he had ordered at a motion hearing,because a written order was never entered. Clayton threw the judges own words back at him: ``You stated the court lives and dies by its written orders...write it up so I can appeal it. You have no lawful authority to assess me court costs.'' After we had calmed down we realized that we had won. James had no authority to assess us court costs, and we were fairly certain that the double jeopardy clause to the 5th amendment applied to our case. The double jeopardy clause provides that no one shall be ``subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb....'' The Double Jeopardy Clause to the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution The trial does not have to be complete for the double jeopardy clause to be in effect. In a jury trial the clause may attach from the moment the jury is empaneled and sworn.(2) In a bench trial it may attach the moment the first witness has been sworn.(3) When a trial is stopped by a motion of the prosecution or of the court, the Perez test(4) is applied to determine whether double jeopardy applies to bar further prosecution. If the case is stopped for ``manifest necessity''(for instance the death of a juror or the judge) there can be a retrial. When there is reason to believe that the prosecution or the court is using the superior resources of the state to harass the defendant or to achieve a tactical advantage, double jeopardy then attaches.(5) A Case of Prosecutorial Hostility After declaring a mistrial, the judge suggested that the prosecutor dismiss the case via ``nolle prosequi''(that is, as a matter of discretion with no explanation). The prosecutor, however, was determined to go for a new trial. Clayton and I decided to go on the ``war path''. We began sending letters of complaint to the attorney grievance committee and to the judicial tenure commission. We wrote press releases. We prepared a ``Motion to Disqualify Judge James''. We prepared an appeal, which we planned to file as soon as James entered his mistrial order. The prosecutor and Judge James capitulated; the prosecutor's dismissal was signed and entered the same day that we began filing motions. Victory! Clayton Longacre had thwarted the state! He had out fought the nefarious interests of the collectivist ``new class''(6) and had bested the judicial work group. To this day, Judge James has not entered a written order to assess Clayton costs and fees for the mistrial. Clayton is currently looking for a civil rights attorney to file suit for abuse of process. Most attorneys aren't interested in these cases because the damages are not significant enough to make their efforts profitable. If necessary, Clayton will file pro se. Why? Because there is always the possibility of a substantial jury award and, in any case, our public servants need a reminder. It will cost them a lot of money and may effect their insurance rates adversely. In this situation a pro se litigant simply can't lose. It is very inexpensive to file a civil suit. If he wins, Clayton gets compensation and damages. If he loses, the animal control people will have incurred large legal fees and a great deal of work in answering depositions and interrogatories--thus learning an expensive lesson. Who says you can't beat city hall? Clayton and I do it all the time. There is nothing quite like issuing subpoenas to bureaucrats and forcing them to answer your questions at a deposition hearing. It's fun sitting in a position of superior authority and watching them squirm. Try it, you'll like it. It can even be profitable on occasion. Is this a great country or what? Enjoy! FOOTNOTES: 1. Scott v Illinois, 440 US 367 (1979). If the state waives incarceration as punishment, an indigent defendant can be denied appointed counsel. 2. Illinois v Somerville, 410 US 458, 35 LEd(2d) 425, 93 SCt 1066 (1973) 3. Serfass v U.S., 420 US 377, 43 LEd(2d) 265, 95 SCt 1055 (1975) 4. U.S. v Perez, 22 US (9Wheat) 579, 6 LEd 165 (1824) 5. Arizona v Washington, 434 US 497, 98 SCt 824, (1978) 6. Sociologists often refer to the managerial administrators, the public sector, government employees, etc. as the ``new class''. This is the rapidly growing parasitic sector of the work force that is paid high wages out of public funds and in return produces nothing of significance or value. The above is reprinted from Full Disclosure Newspaper. Subscribe today and get interesting articles like the above, plus more... pictures, graphics, advertisement, and more articles. Full Disclosure is your source for information on the leading edge of surveillance technology. 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