############################################################################### ## ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ## ## Chinese Street Fighting \||/ ## ## || ## ## Written by: The Exorcist _/ \_ ## ## Dated: 7/24/91 ## ## Greet(s) to: Doc Logic, my teacher at school, and the godly CoP... ## ## ## ## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ## ## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ## ## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ## ############################################################################### This is a ZAN text file brought to you via The Exorcist, that great dude, who has brought you all the latest warez and shit.. Call my VMB at 1-312-839-3850 and leave me the latest in warez and codes.. Hi Erasmus, you cool dude you! When I was about 9 years old, I was introduced to the art of Chinese Street fighting. I attended an exotic type ediface downtown. There was one large room and an old man, who ended up being my greatest role-model in the corner. His name will remain anonymous for the sake of my distribution of this information. The first thing we had to learn was our natural weapons.. our hands, or shoes, elbows, fist, etc.. It wasn't like wax on wax off shit, but stuff that really made sense and could work. Starting at the ankle and going up there are quite a few sensitive parts of the human body.. parts susceptible to extreme pain. Ankle - Try to get a hold of the victims ankle while hes on the ground. Just twist in around, hey it might be hard but its worth it if he can't walk. Knee - Kick the knee in an upward motion with your shoes (preferably some heavy army shit) You can destroy all the ligaments and shit. He will be in a shitload of pain and won't be able to move or anything.. Groin - hehehe.. Just kick him with your kneel, he'll be on the ground in no time. Spine - This is sorta dangerous considering that your enemy can become paralyzed.. Kick him with the heel of your army boot in the lower region between the kidneys, it is the least protected area of the spine.. Ribs - No, not the kind you eat.. they're located at the bottom and the sides of your ribcage. Use the edge of your hand or just about any part of your boot Solar Plexus - This is located on the chest where the ribcage ends. This is where there are a lot of nerves so your enemy will probably fall to the ground with a hit from the knuckles.. Shoulder - Grab the dude's arm and pull it behind his back, like the cops do in the movies.. Then jerk it upwards quickly. You will hear and feel it come out of the socket and unless hes Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon, they will have to go to the hospital, if they're still alive. Esophagus - Hold the dudes neck and jam your fingers into his esophagus. You can block the oxygen flow to his lungs and he will suffocate. Mouth - Use your boot and kick him in the mouth. There are lots of veins and arteries and he will bleed all over the place. Eyes - An all time favorite, make a "V" with your fore finger and second finger and stick it in his eyes, like in the three stooges.. Yes, but this time he will go blind.. If all goes to shit, just pull out a knife or something.. maybe just rip out his hair.. Although some of the stuff written here may be in jest, it can sure fuck some- one up for the worse...