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Gang member wannabees Monochrome monitors the color of dog piss Hot sticky summer days when your parents refuse to put the air on Russian rule over Baltic states "Do-me" slutty people Conformity Cavaricci's, IOU's, Polo by Ralph Lauren The greenhouse effect Dan Quayle Line noise Bumblefuck towns like Palos Park Guys with big egos Broccoli Satanic Slayer shit music High gas prices Greasy gas station attendants Answering machines Mothers who bitch about your messy room Viruses Trojans (the virus type, not the condom) When people take showers and use up all the hot water B96, Z95 Killer bees Shareware PSATs, ACTs, SATs, AIDS, SCUDS Saddam Hussein Phony people Wrong numbers at 3:00 am People who go 45 mph when you can go 55 Potpourri (it makes me sneeze) People who think "damn" is a bad word Jock itch When your Silly Putty gets all hairy Sock lint Road kill George Bush Not having enough file points People who don't like Pink Floyd Pop quizzes Generic things PCBoard Great Expectations Echomail Mailmen Dogs who slobber People who slobber Mailmen who slobber Runtime errors People who don't know who Thoreau is People who don't know who I am Stubbing your toe When your underwear starts crawling up your ass Malfunctioning antiperspirant Parents who just don't understand Eyeboogers Ma Bell Pens that don't write Yugos Yuppies who drive BMWs The Grapes of Wrath Body odor Phlegm Bad sectors The itchy part of your back you can never reach Elmhurst Crickets Not having a 1.44M drive When people who you don't like keep calling you and bugging you Same as above at 4:00am Prodigy Virginity Women with hairy legs Women with hairy armpits When I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat Help and the Globe When the line is busy When somebody forgets to put the toilet seat back on Manuel Noriega Oil spills Biblethumpers Couch potatoes Greasy food When a bird dumps on my car The thought of your parents having sex Insects that make loud crunchy noises when you step on them People who ignore you People who can't carry on an intelligent conversation Phone bills Shin splints Hairy palms People who jerk off in your house and don't clean it up Nosy neighbors CAPS LOCK Abort, Retry, or Ignore? Tofu People who don't recycle Bell Biv Devoe Puberty Gettling lost in downtown Chicago and looking like an ass Ball State University, Indiana Farting Parents who tell you to go to bed, like it's any of their business Cordless phones When there's no toilet paper left... Minimum wage Stubbing your toe Global warming Wishy-washy people When there's nothing to do over summer vacation but vegitate Your sibling's dorky friends Classifying people into cliques Skinheads, skaters, nerds, geeks, burnouts, stoners The Posse Bad breath Mung on your teeth Ditzy blondes People who say all blondes are ditzy Channel 11 When you forgot where you parked your car When you don't even have a car Bell bottoms Neo-Nazis People who say I'm weird and mean it negatively The people who took one look at this file and deleted it Alarm clocks that don't do what they're supposed to do Low-level formats Feather pillows (they make me sneeze) When I'm playing Monopoly and I don't have all the railroads Guys who don't aim when they go to the bathroom Trying to prove a point then realizing you're wrong Condoms that aren't lubricated When you get ketchup on your shirt at a fancy restaurant People who make gross noises when you slam on the brakes Yellow snow Madonna Not having MTV Not having ANY cable for that matter Braces Excess gas People with no attention span Spam Taking the big yellow cheesewagon to school Three Guys Discount Plumbing Stepping on a rusty nail Drunkards Drunkards who walk down the street singing at 3am " The number you have reached....has been disconnected" The Operator Jesse Jackson Dumb commercials People with big noses Guys over 15 with really squeaky voices Deans Going to the dentist General Failure reading Drive C Being alone Being scared People who whine People who won't wear anything without Cross-your-heart People who apologize for how "gross" they look when they're lying People who fish for compliments Bart Simpson Not getting a tan even after laying out for six hours straight Well water (it makes my hair turn psychadelic colors) Babysitting Zits Peer pressure People who get pissed off if you belch Roaches Detentions XT's 900 numbers and how they're so damn expensive Long N' Hard Preppies People with perfect bodies, perfect tans, perfect lives Ear wax When your goldfish dies When you flush your t-shirt down the toilet Procomm Cheesy answering machine messages Fake plastic plants When you try to water a fake plastic plant Getting busted Family outings Family vacations to gay places like Kankakee, IL Noisy coffee pots People who crack their knuckles Being broke Being under 18 Fanatics There we go, a loooong list of the things that piss people off most in life... Whew! Well, there are probably a thousand more things to hate, but feel free to add to this or create your own, it's fun to do when you have nothing else to do.... Hope you enjoyed reading this, cuz it was an enlightening experience writing it! Write your own and send it around! Don't eat yellow snow.... Long live life, White Lightning