The \ /orks BBS presents a saga of uzer stupidity: /> <\ \/\/ \\ // \\_____// /=================================\ \/ ___> : Compiled on 2/26/87 around noon : | | : Edited By Jason scott Heyhey! : | |___ \=================================/ \____/omments from Hell ============================================================================== Hey there. This J. P. Scott, of The Works BBS, at (914)-[238]-8195. This file represents what I think are the real "Winner" comments sent to me in the year between Feb. `86-`87. I have not changed these comments at all except to erase the names of the people who posted them, to avoid embarrasment and lawsuits. Now, I'm not indicating that I believe that all these individuals are stupid. Many of them were validated in spite of their comments, and some continue to be users. Perhaps the person wasn't in the best or clearest of moods when they wrote the comment. But from the context as I see them, they look funny. I have created this textfile so that people can enjoy what SysOps get in their Comments File. - Enjoy. Seriously. ============================================================================== Last time I called this bbs, I vaguely remember it as to be a RBBS. Is this true? If soo, which do you like better, Rbbs of PC-Board? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) URIKA!?!?!?!!! B00G? B00G! B00g? B00g!!! B00g!!! B00g!!! Hi Honey, I'm Home! Anyway, What the Fuck is going on? I leave for college Friday, Give me a call and I will give you my number there, since the phone is going to be installed Thursday! Oh Well, I am home! Have fun, and Remember: When CUTHUTHULU Calls, He calls collect and you better NOT refuse the charges! (Why?) BECAUSE CUTHUTHULU is the Aztec God of Evil! Have a nice day, before some asshole louses it up! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Sonofabitch! I like this. B-BS's are getting to serious these days. Maherbani, et yn er bandar, and Good Byte (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) JASON, HOW DO YOU TURN OFF GRAPHICS? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Jason, I WANT TO CHANGE MY LOGIN NAME??? HOW?? & WHERE??? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Jason, can I PLEEEEASE fuck with Seth's status? PLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSEEE? I can get K.T. to fuck you if you want... (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) This is a nice system. I gave you my real #, so Please Validate me. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) B00g! Answer you Dweeb! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Jay what happened to terror ferret isnt she a SysOp? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I would like to use my handle, "THE WRESTLER". Where's the PARAMETERS? My computer is set at 80. I have a C64 and it should be set at 40. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) THANKS FOR THE MAMARIES (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C/R (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) jay your are so sweet you should try being a baby-sitter......... Am Iright r what (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Jason, exactly why did you kick me off? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Hello Jason. Lets go METS (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Jason, when are you going to start switching software? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Dear Sir. I am a lonely hobo in the far reaches of upper Orange county. Most people cant bear to look at me because most of my face was torn off in a mining accident. the only way i have of communicating with others is through this modem i found. i wired it to a home made computer. Emulates a C-64, y'know. Heh Heh He. Well, partner, how about it? Thats a good sport..... (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Hi J ason, I bet you can't guess who I am.... Ha Ha Ha. I've lost my list of Amiga BBS's and I think I'm going to cry. This is really neat , thanks alot for lending me it, if you ever need to blow up a small country I'll be more than willing to LEND you some small thermo-nuclear devices. (But I'll expect them back in good condition.) . _______________________________ | Down with commie velcro!!!! | | | | Up with good old AmericaN | | shoelaces. / \ Those commies have a plot/ \to take over us and we / \gotta stop dem udder- / \wize dere gonna ru \in ouwa kuntwe / \help! da walls / \iz clodzing / \in on me! / \ / \Poof/ \ / *** *.* Remember Velcro Man will save the day. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhH!!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Poof! BANG! Pop! Pow! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) B00G! White.Box and Aqua.Box Don't work!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Have a nice day! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I done got me a 130! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HOW CAN I REGISTER I THINK THIS BOARD IS A DEFINITE RELEIF OR RELAESE FROM THE WORLD OF SANITY---- DON'T LET THE MEAT LOAF !!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I am schmrt, old, and funny. c a (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Whats The good morning for its only 3:00am hell the partyz just begun (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) becuase (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) The only reason that I can think of to let me in is that I was once in a band named FROGWIRE (15 yrs back), whose mascot was a 53 lb mudfodder treefrog, imported from the Amazon. The frog enjoyed the music most when it soared above the 130 decibel (Lear jet engine, full throttle, 2 inches from your head) range, since at this level frog nirvana was achieved. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I AM A TRUE PERSON AND WILL TRY TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS BBS. I HAVE AE AND I HOPE TO USE IT IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE. WELL CHECK YA LATER. I MA OFF TO THE SKIES!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) 1. I program at the ROM-BIOS level. 2. I have a negative sanity index. 3. See two above. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Have programs to upload. Interested in Comm. programs (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HEY MAN THERE IS BOARD OUT IT IS MY BASEMENT NODE 1 BUT YOU MUST FIRST PUSH ENTER THEN TYPE USEROK THEN YOU WILL BE IN.. LOTS OF FUN (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I AM INTERESTED IN THE EXCHANGE OF IDEAS AND INFO. WITH PEOPLE OUT OF MY GEOGRAPHIC AREA.. I WILL ALSO PROVIDE YOU WITH A COUPLE OF DISKS WORTH OF SOFTWARE. MARK ZIDEL (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HEY DUDE , IM COOL SO WHAT ABOUT SOME ACCESS!! THANKS MAN!! LATER DAZE!! THE CORNDOG (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I would just like to know when I try to logon you never let me in? I most likely won't be able to read your answer, because of ...... ACCESS DENIED!! WHY? WHY? Have II done somthing wrong?? please tell me, so I can learn from my errors. Maybe I could help you I know Francais very well and could help you translate............ thank you, Access Denied (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) FUCK YOU JASON I WILL KILL YOU AND THAT HOMOSEXUAL FERRET. I NOW KNOW OF ONE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE ALWAYS ON TIME FOR.. YOU ARE DEAD MEAT I WILL LET YOU FIND OUT WHO I AM..... BUT BY THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR ANY HELP. MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A DICK AND SHOULD BE KILLED FOR HUMANITY SAKE. THERE IS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT YOUR ONSLAUGHT SO SAY YOUR GOODBYE'S FOR ONE DAY SOON YOU SHALL DIE... IT WILL NOT BE A GOOD YEAR FOR YOUR FRIENDS BUT I KNOW YOUR PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY THANK ME...................KISS OFF HOMO............FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) BECAUSE HE IS A MOTHER FUCKING DICK WHO GOES TO...... HGHS!!!!! AND HE'S DEAD MEAT!!!!! AND I WILL EAT THAT FERRET FOR LUNCH!!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) LISTEN FUCKHEAD I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU WATCH YOUR FATHER UNDRESS AND ENJOY IT... ALL HOMOS WILL DIE AND I WILL SET A EXAMPLE WITH YOU AND TO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS....NAH YOU DON'T HAVE THEM LATER COCKSUCKER ALIAS DICKBEATH P.S CAN I HAVE ACCESS NOW????? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) YOUR MOTHER GIVES HEAD TO NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT TRUE YOUR FATHER IS A CROSS BETWEEN A BEAGLE AND A BLACK ??????????? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HINT WHO I AM #1:I HATE YOU #2:I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL AND THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL. #3:I HAVE HAIR #4:238-42?? DO I KNOW WHAT THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE?? STAY TUNED FOR MORE NEXT TIME BOYS AND FAGGOTS (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) IS IT TRUE YOU GAVE IT TO KARL MARX(ALIAS MR. LIDDY) UP THE ANAL PASSAGE. I WOULD NOT TEND TO DIFF, YOU PROBABLY DID DICK HIM. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Why is it so hard to logon to "The Works" (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I AM STILL HERE DICKBREATH I WILL HAVE YOUR HOUSE NUMBER BY TONIGHT, SLLEP TIGHT DEAD MEAT, YOU MAY THINK I AM KIDDING BUT I WOULD NOT WASTE MY TIME IF I WAS FUCKING AROUND, YOU PISSED ME OFF, YOU WILL PAY FOR IT.... (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) DUH, PLZ LET ME BE A USER SO i KIN UPLOAD HAIKU AND OTHER GOOD STUFF. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) JASON, I WOULD LIKE TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THIS BOARD IF POSSIBLE...I HAVE U/L SOMETHING AND MORE WILL FOLLOW IF I BECOME A MEMBER... THANKS.. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) YOU SHOULD LET ME BECOME A USER BECAUSE I AM BRIGHT,AND CREATIVE, NOT TO MENTION VERY CUTE. WHEN I LOOK AT A BBS I LOOK FOR A BOARD WHICH PEOLPLE SEEM TO BE SERIOUS BUT YET WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I have met the enemy, and I have vomitted. Ask not, I say, why you should let me become a user, but why I should choose to spend my hard earned telecommunications quarters calling you. Besides, I'm bigger than you. So there! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Jason, I just want to ask if you have had any trouble with the feds or anything concerning this board? I feel the same way about info... Let me know how to protect myself against this....... (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) These files Kick Ass! I'm putting some of my own together.... will send soon!!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) CAN I PLEASE HAVE ACCESS PLEASE I AM INTO COMPUTERS. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED FROM ME? I CAN DONATE MONEY. UH, I HAVE AN APPLE II COMPUTER WITH A HAYES 1200 MODEM. I HAVE BEEN INTO COMPUTERS FOR A YEAR NOW AND HAVE CALLED MANY BOARDS IN FLORIDA HERE. I AM TRYING ONE IN NEW YORK NOW. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) Please give me security level 99999. I just uploaded CALIXTO.ARC. Thanks......... (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I WENT THROUGH THIS CRP A FEW WEEKS AGO...YOU GAVE ME 90 MINUTES THEN... YOUR BBS AIN'T THAT GREAT, "JASON" (NOTICE THE× """ YOU FOOL,...) SO TAKE YOUR 900 TEXT FILES AND PLACE THEM... (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) WE ALMOST FORGOT,...YOUR BBS WAS DOWN WHEN WE REALLY NEEDED YOU... AND THIS CRAP IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR... "JASON"???...YOU WISH!.... WE KNOW BETTER. STICK YOUR STUPID BOARD, ASSHOLE. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HIJASÏKON, kI'M THE ¿YSOP OF THEkúMOTùqER BOARD IN NEWTON,;ÈKANSAº. I WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME OF YOUR TEXT FILES FOR MY BOARD. HOWÛ DO I GET DOWNLOA¯oD P÷³RIVILEDGIES? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) B00G B00g B0OG B0Og B0oG B0og BO0G BO0g BOOG BOOg BOoG BOog Bo0G Bo0g BoOG BoOg BooG Boog b00G b00g b0OG b0Og b0oG b0og bO0G bO0g bOOG bOOg bOoG bOog bo0G bo0g boOG boOg booG boog B00G B00g B0OG B0Og B0oG B0og BO0G BO0g BOOG BOOg BOoG BOog Bo0G Bo0g BoOG BoOg BooG Boog b00G b00g b0OG b0Og b0oG b0og bO0G bO0g bOOG bOOg bOoG bOog bo0G bo0g boOG boOg booG boog Keyboard macros are great, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (.) (.) ^ \-/ STUD MUFFIN THE INVICIBLE!!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I am willing to share knowledge! Would appreciate DL power! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) YOU ARE WRONG, MR. SCOTT. (Y) RULE NUMBER ONE IS NO POSTING CREDIT CARD NUMBERS. MY APPLE PROGRAM CAN MAKE SMALL CASE BUT I DONT LIKE IT THAT WAY. WAIT...HERES MOM! Now listen here...my son is a good boy. You just ley him be a user or else I might get mad! Crusty is a good boy and you deny him access and he gets beaten up all the time. Just be nice to him for once! THANK YOU MOM. WELL, LISTEN TO HER, SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT! OH, I LIKE COMPUTERS. CAN I BE A SYSYOP? I WOULD BE GOOD TO YOU SYSTEM! WHO IS DONNA? I LIKE THE NAME DONNA. THATS THE NAME OF MY PET COCKAROACH! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HI MR. SCOTTY. ITS ME, CRUSTY! PLEASE GIVE ME ACCESS I'LL BE GOOD. I PROMISE! MY FATHER IS WATCHING ME EVERY TIME I SIGN ON NOW SO YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO DO NO BAD STUFF LIKE WRITEING "MR. SCOTTY IS GAY!!!!" KASJDF7LKA...SORRY DAD. HE JUST HIT THE KEYBOARD! HE'S MAD I WROTE THAT! CAN I BE A SYSOP TOO? THIS BOARD NEEDS ME BECAUSE COMPUTERS ARE MY LIFE! YEA! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I'M A GOOD BOY AND I PICKED A BETTER NAME NOW. WHY WONT YOU LET ME HAVE ACCESS. I SHOULD BE A SYSOP ! I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES IF YOU DO!!!! JUST A BIT OF HUMOR. MY MOTHER IS LAUGHING WRITE NOW! I'LL SEND YOU SOME MONOPOLY MONEY!!!! I'LL SEND YOU FREE HARDWARE!!!!! I HAVE AN EXTRA 2400 BAUD MODEM, BUT SINCE YOU DONT WANT ME ON THE BOARD, I'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THE SYSOP OF COPS BBS HERE IN FLORIDA! SAVE SAVE SAVE SACVE SVA ESAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE /S /S / S /C SAD WHA HELP JASON !!!!!HELP ME!!!!!HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) JASON-I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE PRIVATE CONF[ D IWAS WONDERING I COULD GET INTO THE ELITE CONF. THANKS MARK (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) ACKPPHIT! ill see you at somepoint on Monday! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) HI JASON! I HAVE SOME PROGRAMS THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. HOWEVER YOU MAY NEED A PROGRAM CALLED SNATCHIT.. I AM NOT A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, JUST A PIRATE. THANKS (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW I CAN DOWNLOAD SOME OF YOUR FILES. I SEE A COUPLE OF FILES THAT CAN BE USEFULL TO ME BUT I NEED A CLEARENCE TO DOWNLOAD THEM. WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND MY SYSTEM TO GET A CLEARENCE? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) JASON: OLD BUDDY OLD FRIEND!!!(BUTTERING UP)HOW DO I GET A MEMBERSHIP IN THE FRIENDS OF JASON CONF. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I AM STILL TRYING TO DOWNLOAD A FILE BUT CAN'T. WHAT IS THE REASON? I DON'T NEED TO CALL LONG DISTANCE JUST TO LOOK AT THE FILES YOU HAVE ON YOUR BOARD. WHAT IS THE PROCEEDURE FOR GAINING ACCESS TO YOUR FILES? I AM INTERESTED IN THE FILE "CANNABIS.ANA". THANK YOU. IF I AM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD AS WELL AS UPLOAD THEN I WISH TO CANCEL . (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I WAS A USER ON THIS BOARD BEFORE. NOW I'M NOT COULD YOU PUT ME BACK. MY FATHER DIDN'T LET ME USE THE COMPUTER FOR SIX MONTHS. COULD YOU ALSO TELL ME I WAS TAKEN OFF (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) What the hecks up??? Lose your USERS file? (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) I JUST NEED THREE FILES. ADVENTUR.ADV ARCHON.APP ENCHANT.ADV CAN I BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD HERE. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) got's to go before i turn my phone bill into a roll of toilet paper!! we be back with more stuff when the rates go down..hope some of my material is new to your board. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) GAWD!!! 430 k ARC'S BYTES I AM HUMBLED!!! may have to sell the computer to pay the phone bill byt owl be bock! (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\) ps if you should call on my voice line don't be put off by the ans, machine. Because I have been bothered to abstraction by an unending stream of calls from used woman parts salesman, i have stopped answering it. However, i do call back. (=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\)