Ok, here we go again....I ran into Mr. Hacker again....

			- Genetic Mutation

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(once again I start right away)
Hateful is kicking Hackerboy to all heck and back!
:***
Guess who's here <Jeopardy Music>...<Buzz>...It's Drama...
...So violent!
:***
From Angelo: me prometo que no cortejar putas nunca...nada mas
***
From Hackerboy: howdy
***
From Bigbbq <singing along>: The right, the right, the right FUEL!
:***
(he retaliates again)
Hackerboy is kicking you all to heck and back!
:***
(I don't know about you folks, but this one cracked me up...NOT)
From Camber <pondering>: must be spring  lots a pouncing going on
:***
Kristy pounces on Macgyver with a grin on her face!
:***
From Pac: How come his frggin Ke is stuck !!!?!??!?!
:***
Pac is looking Hackerboy over.
:***
Pac is slapping Hackerboy across the face!
:***
Tornado just vanished from the teleconference!
:***
From Hackerboy: god
***
Vinny has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Jamie just joined this channel!
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From Bigbbq: -=- To Live Is To Die -=-
:***
Rascalii is laughing her fool head off!
***
Gee I could use some BBQ sauce.
:***
From Rascalii: im afk brb
***
Jamie is waving to everyone!
***
Pac is slapping Rascalii across the face!
***
Pac is smiling agreeably.
(the torment starts)
:/hacker you're going down dude
***
(he's bored and he calls Argus...what's wrong with this picture?)
From Funtime: im bored :(
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From Rascalii: im back
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
:***
From Pac: well go awa )
:***
Easyone has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Macgyver: ATE1Q0V1X4 &C1&D2 S7=30 S0=0 S11=000
***
Macgyver appears to be having gastrointestinal difficulties.
:***
The room becomes a bit warmer and brighter as Vinny enters
***
From Macgyver: excuse me
***
Funtime is kicking Pac all to heck and back!
***
Drama has just entered Flash Attack!
***
(he's still trying to decide whether to believe me or not, I wish he would
learn how to spell)
From Hackerboy: hayte I didnt do anything and i the guy admited that he was
joking.
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Miker has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Yank has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Vinny is kicking Pac all to heck and back!
:***
From Macgyver: uhm back
:***
Vinny launches a nuclear strike at Pac.
:***
From Hackerboy: oopsie
***
Vinny has just punched Pac silly!
:***
Hackerboy is laughing his fool head off!
:***
Vinny is slapping Pac across the face!
:***
Jamie just left the teleconference!
:***
Pac is slapping Vinny across the face!
(I dropped carrier, and decided to lie a little about why I did)
:/hackerb he just called me
***
Angelo has just entered Flash Attack!
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-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
:***
From Camber: .burb mac
***
Vinny is giving Rascalii a sensuous massage!
:***
From Macgyver: thanks Cam
:***
From Rascalii: im back
***
Elba just left the teleconference!
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From Pac: Next time, Don't alk about m kewl friend.
:***
From Funtime: ahh boy im not going out for a while and i have nothing to do
till then
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From Camber: just dont spit up on me ok?
***
Pac is laughing at Rascalii!
***
Keepers hugs Rascalii close!
***
(this individual doesn't listen too well...he obviously doesn't understand
the law too much either..."wowie wow" hmm....remember using that when I was
in kindegarten)
From Hackerboy (whispered): wowie wow, i didnt do sh!t so he cant arrest me.
***
Rascalii hugs Keepers close!
:***
Quoth the raven "Bigbbq?"
(this part fit like a glove because before Joe even told me what he said to
Mr. Hacker here, I said this, and then found out later that Joe did tell the
idiot he was going to take me in for Conspiracy)
:/hacker he said that he is going to take me in for conspiracy for talking to
you and that he is going to take you in for questioning
***
From Vinny: .technicolor yawn camber
***
Easyone has just arrived from another channel.
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From Easyone: hiyas
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Barney has just arrived from another channel.
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Player has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Keepers <singing along>: bullet the blue sky
***
Easyone appears to be having gastrointestinal difficulties.
***
From Vinny: easyone....must be a guy
***
From Funtime: has taz been on yet?
***
Barney has just gone to another channel.
(ok, he 'forgot' me here.....so I resorted to other means)
:/hacker I don't know what to do, we're busted dude
Sorry, but Hackerboy has chosen to "forget" you exist, and will not receive
any of your messages, whispers, pages, chat requests, or actions!
***
From Pac: He, The /f ke.. Hmm, who can i use this on ???
***
Pac is snickering under his breath!
***
Ack has just logged on at 2400 baud.
Sorry, but Hackerboy has chosen to "forget" you exist, and will not receive
any of your messages, whispers, pages, chat requests, or actions!
:***
Bigbbq hugs Pac close!
:***
Tull has just logged on at 2400 baud.
***
Neptune has just logged on at 1200 baud.
***
Keepers is nodding to Kristy in agreement.
***
From Hackerboy: ack? hmm good handle
:***
From Pac: smooh big
:***
Tull has just arrived from another channel.
:***
Bigbbq is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
***
Camber is grumbling under his breath.
:***
From Funtime: has Razz been on at all??
:***
From Rascalii: hey you could use it on yourself paul
:***
From Tull: hey!
:***
From Kristy: it's smooch, Paul
:x
Exiting Teleconference...

(Ok, I'm going to send him email now....)

TELE:        Select (R,L,F,A,T,C,J,M,Q,X ?=Help, <CR>=Full Menu): go email

EMAIL:       Select (N,A,F,P,W,M,E,Q,X ?=Help, <CR>=Full Menu): w

User-ID or SIG to send message to (hit RETURN for "Sysop"): Hackerboy

Enter the topic of this message (50 chars.): Go ahead...

Your message can be up to 7808 characters long.  When done, type OK on
a line by itself.  (Or, type /S to save and proceed, without editing).

that's it...../f me.......he called me and told me he is taking me in
for conspiracy, and taking you in for questioning....I don't know what
to do, we're both busted dude....these new anti piracy/anit hacking net 
police don't mess around....but go ahead, ignore me
/s

Do you wish to "attach" a file to this message (Y/N)? nyn

<<< CONFIRMED: MESSAGE #946345 WRITTEN TO DISK >>>

Hackerboy is online, and has been notified.

Exiting to previous menu...

EMAIL:       Select (N,A,F,P,W,M,E,Q,X ?=Help, <CR>=Full Menu): x

TOP:         Select (N,B,I,E,T,M,F,G,C,U,S,D,A,V,!,Q ?=Help, <CR>=Full Menu): tea

(OK, back to teleconference again....)

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Teleconference Link-Up
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You're in the Animal House.
Easyone, Pac, Airborne, Camber, Funtime, Macgyver, Loti, Rascalii, Rose, Tull,
Hackerboy, and Kristy are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
***
From Tull: true happiness is having a full tank of gas.
***
Woo has just logged on at 2400 baud.
:***
(Upon being notified of the email I sent him, he goes to his channel and then
exits tele to go read it)
Hackerboy has just gone to another channel.
***
Snausages has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Foogle has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Funtime: nob tull
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From Rascalii: im afk brb
:***
Player has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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snausages
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From Funtime: you no it tull..
***
Loti has momentarily left the channel.
***
From Camber <mumbling>: i wann be 18 again
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From Rascalii: im bac k
***
Confucius has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Snausages: holas
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From Funtime: {_
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From Tull: ok
***
Tull is nodding to Funtime in agreement.
***
From Funtime: }i
***
Macgyver is comforting Camber, and offering his sympathy.
***
From Funtime: tull u got a car?
:***
From Rose: NO!!!!!!  18 is far toooooo young.  Not under 35 fo rme.
***
Tull is nodding his head affirmatively.
:***
From Macgyver: hi Rose
:***
From Tull: 18 is far too young? funny, I love being 18.
:***
Rose hugs Macgyver close!
:***
Drama has just returned from Flash Attack!
:***
Macgyver hugs Rose close!
:***
(Ok, he's reading it now, probably starting to believe me again)
Hackerboy has just read your message, and generated a return receipt!
:You're in the Animal House.
Easyone, Pac, Airborne, Camber, Snausages, Funtime, Macgyver, Drama, Rascalii,
Rose, Tull, and Kristy are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:***
From Rose: When you ARE 18, it's fine.  BUt not to go back to it.
:***
Drama has just entered Flash Attack!
:***
From Camber <mumbling>: over 35  not for at least half a decade still
:***
Ejr has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Easyone: 17 is the perfect age..be a high school senior forever..
:***
Frufru has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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Partyman has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Macgyver: I was a college freshman :P
***
From Rose: college soph or jr is even better...
***
From Tull: I'm still a senior in high school...just an old one.
:***
It's Frufie!
:***
From Snausages: easy: and have to deal with parents forever!?
:***
From Macgyver: so that plan doesn't work for me
:***
Loti enters quietly
***
Sgtpepper has just logged on at 2400 baud.
***
Frufie left you.....
***
(he pages me from email....obviously getting nervous....)
Hackerboy is paging you from Electronic Mail:  look I didnt do any thing!
knowing a hacker isnt a crime!
:You're in the Animal House.
Easyone, Pac, Airborne, Camber, Snausages, Funtime, Macgyver, Loti, Rascalii,
Rose, Tull, and Kristy are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
:***
From Rascalii: remeber pac
(I page him back, hoping to add fuel to the fire)
:/p hackerboy dude, I told what the deal is....he can take anybody in for
questioning if he wants to....and he will
***
Pac is slapping Rascalii across the face!
***
Crystlize has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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From Pac: Hmm, What else
***
From Easyone: college is a silly place..
***
Gil has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Pac <thinking out loud>: Ahh, A macro !!!
***
From Camber: .can see the spectre of 30 approaching
***
Angelo has just returned from Flash Attack!
***
Pac is laughing at Rascalii!
***
From Funtime: <--- only gets 10-12 miles a gallon
***
From Tull <asked>: anyone here go to college at U Lowell?
***
Woo has just arrived from another channel.
(Well, he hasn't 'remembered' me yet....)
Sorry, but Hackerboy has chosen to "forget" you exist, and will not receive
any of your messages, whispers, pages, chat requests, or actions!
You're in the Animal House.
Easyone, Pac, Airborne, Camber, Snausages, Funtime, Macgyver, Loti, Rascalii,
Rose, Tull, Woo, Angelo, and Kristy are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
***
From Woo: hi
***
Icemagic has just logged on at 2400 baud.
***
(here comes the goon...)
Hackerboy has just arrived from another channel.
***
Loti has just gone to another channel.
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From Macgyver: I DO... not
:***
Machaut has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Easyone: i get 12 in my truck, 8 in my car, and 40 on my bike..so nah..;)
(the torment continues....)
:/hackerboy dude I told you what it's about...and he can take anybody in he
wants to....and he intends to take me in for conspiracy (aiding and abetting
a felon????) THose are the charges against me 'cause I warned
***
Pac is laughing at Rascalii!
***
Partyman has just arrived from another channel.
***
Rascalii has just pinched Pac!
:/hackerboy you...and taking you in for questioning
***
From Partyman: Hello All
***
Macmo has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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From Pac <noticed>: and she believed me :)
***
With his band close behind, Sgtpepper arrives...
***
From Angelo: vale
***
From Funtime: 8 in  ur car wow :( poor poor deal
***
Drama has just logged on at 2400 baud.
***
Ldyblu has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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From Easyone: my car is a 69 mustang with a 428cj motor..
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
***
From Angelo: in quo modo possem te interficere?
***
From Macgyver: 8 is good for my car
***
Macgyver is snickering under his breath!
***
Guess who's here <Jeopardy Music>...<Buzz>...It's Drama...
***
From Snausages: well, i'm outta here... later all...
***
KLUNK! Oh No!  Kristy has just fainted!
***
Hooray!! Macgyver just caught Kristy!  What a save!
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
:***
From Kristy <smiling>: thanks
***
Macgyver is grinning at Kristy rather slyly.
***
Flourish of Hautboys...GIL enters.
***
Rascalii hugs Drama close!
:***
From Pac: Hi fatjim !!!!
:***
snausages
:***
From Funtime: xD
:***
From Macgyver: sure
***
From Corvus: .deepbow camber
***
(he's still doesn't get it....duh...)
From Hackerboy (whispered): I aint a felon, cuz i didnt do anything
***
Kristy is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
***
From Funtime: xD}ixD{_~
***
Pac is smiling agreeably.
:***
From Funtime: r~r
***
:/hacker aiding and abetting a possible felon...he just wan

NO CARRIER

(OK, this was cool....I got a phone call, and pretended it was Joe The Fed)

If you already have a User-ID on this
system, type it in and press RETURN.
Otherwise type "new": hateful

Enter your password: Greetings, Hateful, glad to see you back again.
                                        

(OK, I'm back in the animal house now...)

You're in the Animal House.
Biomed, Pac, Emory, Timebomb, Macgyver, Loti, Rascalii, Tull, Skatkat,
Sgtpepper, Woo, Partyman, Kristy, and Snarfblat are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
***
Partyman is waving to Kristy!
***
Kerouac has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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Tornado has just logged on at 1200 baud.
:***
From Snarfblat: wyefo{/k
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Rickyl has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Bobvila has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Dunkirk has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Snarfblat: oy gotta GO brb..
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Tull is laughing his fool head off!
:***
Tornado
:***
(Guess he got punted too.....but here he comes for more)
Hackerboy has just logged on at 2400 baud.
***
Loti has momentarily left the channel.
***
From Snarfblat: (sH{m<V
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Snarfblat just vanished from the teleconference!
:***
Timebomb leaps in the air giving everyone a high five!
***
From Timebomb: o.k
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From Pac: p
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From Timebomb: yes?
***
Dunkirk storms in, singing Wotan in a hefty baritone...
***
Julieee has just arrived from another channel.
:***
Faizal just joined this channel!
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From Biomed: I live right by children's on The Riverway...
***
(And here he comes.....this is fun....)
Hackerboy has just arrived from another channel.
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From Julieee: hi all
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Jaberwock has just logged on at 2400 baud.
(tryna get him to chat me....he doesn't go for it...)
:/hackerboy chat me!
***
Kristy has just gone to another channel.
***
(once again he's excited to be back)
From Hackerboy: Hi!
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
:***
Muttering "whyamihere" Hannah lights a candle and walks in
***
From Tull: Julieee!
***
From Dunkirk: <------ Just got accepted to Dartmouth
***
Whos that Gigolo walking down the street? Its HOR!!!!!!!!!
***
From Tull: Hannah!
***
The Master of Inane Conversation, Jaberwock, has arrived!
***
Loti enters quietly
***
Tull hugs Hannah close!
***
Hor leaps in the air giving Pac a high five!
***
From Hannah: hey
***
Pac is smooching with Hor.
***
Tornado just vanished from the teleconference!
***
Hor hugs Emory close!
:***
Hor hugs Rascalii close!
:***
Emory hugs Hor close!
:***
Rascalii hugs Hor close!
:***
From Jaberwock: Hello Argus People! Macgyver!
:***
From Partyman: <-- Despritly Has to find a Girlfriend
***
:and you look here, Partyman? You must REALLY be desperate!
***
Pac is slapping Jaberwock across the face!
***
From Jaberwock: Partyman, you also need to find a dictionary...
***
Kalona has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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Loml has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Hannah: why is that?
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Dunkirk has been evacuated.
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From Emory: that's great dunkirk!!!!!!!
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From Skatkat: brb...
:***
From Jaberwock: Or at least a spell checker... ;)
:***
Skatkat has just gone to another channel.
***
(still trying....)
:/hackerboy CHAT ME!!!!
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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From Macgyver: back
:***
From Timebomb: sup?
***
Askia has just logged on at 2400 baud.
:***
(Bucko? What the fuck is this? Happy Days? FBI Mashells? Mashalls? Anyways,
once again I have to make up a lie....about the "Mashalls")
From Hackerboy (whispered): look buck'o the guy said he was a mashell from
the FBI, the FBI doesnt have mashalls, ok? not to mention a few other phoney
things about him! including he admited it was a joke, so knock it off.
:***
Hannah is coughing nervously.
***
Pac is looking Rascalii over.
:***
Emory hugs Macgyver close!
:***
From Pac: Want me to page a again ???
:***
From Hannah: sad sad sad
:***
Pac is smiling agreeably.
***
As the inner groove ends, Sgtpepper fades away...
:***
From Jaberwock: M A C G Y V E R
(hahaha....I only wish I knew what was going on inside this person's mind)
:/hacker ok....don't believe me....it's a joint task force between US
Marshalls and the FEDs
***
From Emory: why hannah???
***
Macgyver hugs Emory close!
***
Rascalii disagrees with Pac and is shaking her head, NO!
***
Pac is laughing at Rascalii!
***
From Macgyver: JA be RW ock
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Hor hugs Hannah close!
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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Rudiment has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Hannah is laughing her fool head off!
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Julieee has just gone to another channel.
:***
(OH!!! GOD FORBID! Should he get logged off Argus, he just might die....)
From Hackerboy (whispered): ME CHAT YOU? YEAH, BULL! I HAPPEN TO LIKE BEING ON
ARGUS, AND DONT LIKE BEING KICKED OFF.
:***
From Jaberwock <noticed>: I get to cut up worms and other invertebrates next
wednesday
***
(Another lie....I'd torment him a little and log him off anyway)
:/hacker I'm not gonna log you off!! Sheesh
***
Macgyver is smiling agreeably.
***
Davic has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Hackerboy: afk
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From Corvus: re all
:-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
:***
Pac is smiling agreeably.
***
From Rascalii: skay
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Ursa has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Timebomb: re
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From Timebomb: what?
***
Hor has just blessed Corvus.
***
Tull is laughing his fool head off!
***
Corvus is humbly bowing to Hor.
***
Kristy has just arrived from another channel.
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Drama has just returned from Flash Attack!
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Hor has just gone into a private chat!
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Pac has just gone into a private chat!
***
Somewhere a funk beat starts up in 12-8...It's Rudiment!!!!
***
Macgyver hugs Kristy close!
:***
Johnson has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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Kristy hugs Macgyver close!
:***
From Drama: au5!I\
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Drama has just entered Flash Attack!
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Rascalii has just gone to another channel.
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From Rudiment: hey all!!!
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From Timebomb: go
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Tornado has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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From Hackerboy: back
:***
From Kristy: Hi Rudi
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Faizal has just entered Flash Attack!
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Edc has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Kristy: bbl
***
Rudiment is grinning at Kristy rather slyly.
***
Faizal has just returned from Flash Attack!
***
KRISTY hugs everyone goodbye!
***
From Corvus: <-------called a girl we were with that down in Mexico... was so
drunk I didn't remember doing it... couldn't figure out why whe wouldn't talk
to me the next day...
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From Partyman: how do i get into Flash Attack
***
Tornado
(I let Joe log me off....I didn't know why at the time, but it was the start
of all of this...heh)
:/hacker chat me! I ain't gonna log you off! That sob logged me off earlier
***
From Timebomb: What the fu[k is this non-verified in the user index?
***
From Jaberwock: HELLO.
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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Johnson just joined this channel!
:***
(This is funny.....see response right after this...and then his response to
what I told him Flash Attack was)
From Timebomb: what is flash attack?
(my response)
:it's when you go into chat, and all the male muties on Argus try to hot chat
you at once, Timebomb....
***
From Jaberwock: read the thing when you log on, Timebomb.
***
From Timebomb: hi jaber
***
From Tornado: no access
***
Rascalii has just arrived from another channel.
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From Timebomb: what?
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From Partyman: that what i am going to find out after i get in
***
From Faizal: a simulated tank game that can be played over argus
***
From Corvus: so I've learned to avoid the use of PUTA unless needed.
***
Hannah just vanished from the teleconference!
***
(Damn....he's not going for it....)
From Hackerboy (whispered): no, maybe is a few min.
***
Faizal has just entered Flash Attack!
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Emory is nodding to Biomed in agreement.
-- Message sent --
:***
From Rudiment: flash attack
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Genio has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Tull is laughing at you!
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Ldyblu has just arrived from another channel.
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Columbia has just logged on at 2400 baud.
:***
(HE BELIEVES ME! hahaha...duh....)
From Timebomb: that sucks.
:***
From Partyman: flash attack
***
Tornado
***
Corvus is waving to Ldyblu!
***
From Rudiment: kl
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From Jaberwock: INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***
Faizal has just returned from Flash Attack!
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From Hackerboy: afk
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Ldyblu is waving to Corvus!
***
From Biomed: flash attack
***
From Timebomb: From Timebomb: From Timebomb
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Iolo has just returned from Flash Attack!
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Iolo just left the teleconference!
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From Timebomb: stab
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Faizal has just entered Flash Attack!
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Hannah has just logged on at 2400 baud.
:***
From Jaberwock: Erstinhaust
(Even more lies.....about dropping carrier earlier...)
:/hacker he called me again....that's who punted me.....he's on his way to
come pick me up...this sucks dude...I put my neck on the line to try and warn
you and you don't give a $hit
***
Emory is dancing around in glee!
***
Pride has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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Tornado
***
From Rudiment: anyone know of a good place to download mac files?
***
Elba has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Jaberwock: Channel 1, Rudiment
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From Hackerboy: back
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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Hockeypuk has just logged on at 1200 baud.
:***
Muttering "whyamihere" Hannah lights a candle and walks in
:***
From Hannah: ami verified?
(Actually, I wish someone REALLY would catch this dude or something...)
:/hacker thanks a lot...I just hope he doesn't catch you too
***
Johnson just left the teleconference!
***
From Tull: Hannah!
***
Corvus disagrees with Hannah and is shaking his head, NO!
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
***
Emory is grinning at Biomed rather slyly.
***
Pac just joined this channel!
***
(Stupid....he's telling me he is innocent all along, why would he have to
'reinitazlize' his HD for?)
From Hackerboy (whispered): fine, I'll reinitazlize my hard disk
:***
(Go ahead you dumb fuck and I hope you ruin it too....)
:/hacker you should
:***
Rascalii has just gone to another channel.
:
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Oh well....another phone call.....

Well, that's it for the latest installment of the "Lameness of the Argus
Hacker" Series...

				- Genetic Mutation