THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER 

Well I saw the thing
 a-comin' out of the sky,
It had one long horn and one big eye.
I commenced to shakin'
 and I said, "Ooh - wee!
It sure looks like 
 a <purple people eater to me."
It was a one eyed, one horned,
 flying <purple people eater,
one eyed, one horned,
 flying <purple people eater,
one eyed, one horned,
 flying <purple people eater,
sure looked strange to me!
Well he came down to earth
 and he lit in a tree,
I said, <"Mister Purple People Eater,
 don't eat me!"
I heard him say in a voice so gruff,
"I wouldn't eat you
 'cause you're so tough."
Well, bless my soul, Rock 'n Roll,
 flying <purple people eater,
Pidgeon toed, under-growed,
 flying <purple people eater,
he wears short shorts,
 friendly little people eater,
what a sight to see!