During December Deputy Dudley Dorite digests
  dozens of delicious Duncan doughnuts daily.
 
  How many girls would a squirrel twirl if a
  squirrel could twirl girls?

  Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper Picked.
  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
  where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

  Test, Ignore and No Reply.
  If you send me spam, you will...
  Shaving cream, Be nice and clean.
  Shave every day and you'll always look keen!