Message: 62095 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Paul Date: 11/10/89 Time: 21:10:04 Re: ""my husband/wife doesn't understand me", or "I knew it was wrong, but just couldn't control myself"" You left out "The devil made me do it!" :-) Message: 62096 Author: Mike Carter Category: War! Subject: Cliff Date: 11/10/89 Time: 22:19:40 Your feeble attempts at reason by equipping your message with personal attacks only prove your inability to listen..which is important when you attempt to reason using rational english. Calling me an asshole, saying things are over my head and inferring I am stupid is your way of getting people to like your posts...and understand your arguments. It seems what little you listen to of the posts gets you into angry fits of rage. This limits you considerably. I wonder how much you prentend to know about the bible and what it has to say about interactions with people. Keep your hate to yourself. Spread it around on this BBS if you so desire. But don't ever expect me to respect your posts when they contain such brash statements and lies so easily typed by your mentality. Message: 62098 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Chit Chat Subject: last.. Date: 11/10/89 Time: 23:56:42 Like Wow! Sorry.... I do not hate Smokers... just the smoke! To some...when their drive is down...their computer is down...but Mike is basicly correct. Smoke has never killed a Z-80, 6809, 8088, and other CPU ICs to date that I know of... *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* P.S. Mike...if I NEVER listen, then WHY did I change the wording of theote? You got me wrong partner, I do listen! ("sometimes" in very small print) Message: 62099 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Vote Subject: Adultery Date: 11/11/89 Time: 01:16:43 The only fair way to settle this is with a vote, where people can anonymously state their opinion on it. Here is a suggested set of choices: Do you commit adultery, and if so why? (1) I commit adultery because my husband/wife doesn't understand me. (2) I commit adultery because I can't help it, even though it is wrong. (3) I have not committed adultery, and don't mind saying so. (4) I have not committed adultery, and wish I had the chance to. (5) I do not accept the judgement of the church or the state or any other curious interloper upon sexual activities between consenting adults. As such, I find this question unreasonable and declare that it is none of your business where any of my activies might fall under your little classifications for other people's private lives. (6) None Of The Above Message: 62100 Author: $ Steve MacGregor Category: Vote Subject: Above Date: 11/11/89 Time: 02:12:44 How come you left out "I do not commit adultry"? Do you assume that everyone does? ========= Pascal #(u,u)# Yawn! MacProgrammer ========= Message: 62101 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: smoke/computers Date: 11/11/89 Time: 02:51:41 I have never come across a mainframe facility which allows smoking, and not merely because of employee health. Message: 62102 Author: Jeff Beck Category: On the Lighter Side Subject: great shirt mystery Date: 11/11/89 Time: 02:58:38 As for comparative anatomy, where would that make a difference -- unless the pocket was situated directly over the cleavage. And I'm sure she's very intelligent, James. Is that supposed to be relevant, or some sort of bon mot which has flown over my head? Message: 62103 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: adultery Date: 11/11/89 Time: 04:41:03 Dean, that sounds like a good vote. After this smoking vote blows over (get it?), I think Cliff should put it up. However, you forgot choice 7: <7> I do not commit adultery, but plan to take it up as soon as I get married. Message: 62104 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Jeff Beck Date: 11/11/89 Time: 04:48:06 Actually, my sister has three breasts. THAT's how it was done. (And I hope this whole burn-hole/cleavage/my sister's I.Q. debate doesn't escalate into something nasty between you and Hawley.) My sister would probably think this whole discussion (get it?) is pretty weird. Right now she's alive and well in Albuquerque, and she still has the shirt in question -- hole and all. After she burned my shirt, she bought me a similar one, and kept the original. Message: 62105 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: ThornBob Date: 11/11/89 Time: 05:03:45 So those are your criteria for a good, non-biased documentary on MLK? OK. And if they don't mention any one of the items you mentioned, I guess we'll all have completely wasted our time, right? Gosh, I never realized the substantial RISK involved -- it's rather exciting! Message: 62106 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: "Cures" Date: 11/11/89 Time: 05:33:27 Lung cancer cures smoking. AIDS cures homosexuality. Venereal diseases cure promiscuity. Child abuse cures healthy nurturing. Heart attacks cure stress. Sex cures virginity. Decapitation cures blindness. BBSes cure creativity. Liver schlerrosis cures alcoholism. Fatal overdoses cure drug addiction. Religion cures reality. Genital dismemberment cures rapists. Divorce cures adultery. Deafness cures heavy metal. Sarcasm cures sincerity. Flatulence cures crowds. Indiscriminate love cures friendship. JT cures secrecy. Theft cures wealth. Racism cures equality. Professional wrestling cures intelligence. Top-40 cures talent. Time cures infatuation. Death cures life. Message: 62107 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak/last Date: 11/11/89 Time: 06:42:18 "Flatulence cures crowds"??? hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh your at it again Zakey Baby. Funnier than hell! You could have narrowed down your list however by stating that death cures ALL of it. Of course, it wouldn't be as funny! hahahahahahahah -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62108 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Mike on Cliff Date: 11/11/89 Time: 06:44:25 I don't think Cliff is any different than the rest of us voicing his opinions about smoking or otherwise. We all raise our voices and lower them later. I also never got the opinion that he hated all smokers either. He doesn't hate me. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62109 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: All Date: 11/11/89 Time: 06:48:15 Is anyone out there playing the new game SimCity? If so, lets discuss it. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62110 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Vote Subject: the ideas... Date: 11/11/89 Time: 07:05:34 I like the ideas submitted for a ote question... I will go with Dean's posted question as is, unless he wishes to update it with all these great suggestions. *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62111 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Chit Chat Subject: Smoking? Date: 11/11/89 Time: 07:16:38 Sorry if ANYONE feels offended.... I do NOT hate smokers... There are even POLITE smokers out there that I have NO problems with. Then there are those that are rude. But that is life. I guess I should not put any VIGOR in my arguments about such things as smoking. Sometimes when you lose someone you cared for to a disease caused by smoking, you get carried away with emotion. For this I am sorry. I just feel so helpless and sad... I do NOT wish to loose anymore friends.... Sniff (tm) I will draw my arguments to a conclusion, and as Zak put it, "let it blow over" ha ha ha ha..... (hard to laugh when one hurts) *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62112 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Chit Chat Subject: Shooting range... Date: 11/11/89 Time: 19:15:57 I went out today to just do a practice IQC and an AQC.... I am getting better and better... Watch out Sandy! he he he *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62113 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Dean Date: 11/11/89 Time: 20:17:00 Re: "The only fair way to settle this is with a vote" I'd like to vote on the question, but I don't feel comfortable with any of the 6 options. How about this option, "I think adultery is morally wrong, and I never want to do it." Hmmmmm. Maybe that's not quite right either. How about this, "I think adultery is morally wrong, and I hope I never get entangled in it." How's that sound? Message: 62114 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Jeff Date: 11/11/89 Time: 20:19:27 Re: "I have never come across a mainframe facility which allows smoking" That's not so uncommon anymore. I work at 3 different stations that do not allow smoking anywhere in the entire building. If you want to smoke, you must go outside. One even provides an ash tray right out the back door. Message: 62115 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Jeff Date: 11/11/89 Time: 20:21:01 Re: "unless the pocket was situated directly over the cleavage" Maybe she wears an iron bra? Message: 62116 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak Date: 11/11/89 Time: 20:28:35 Re: "I guess we'll all have completely wasted our time, right?" No, I don't think it would be a waste of our time. The point I was trying to make was, if the file only accentuates the positive and eliminates the negative, it falls under the heading of propaganda and not documentary. All the facts should be presented, good and bad. When any person comes into a special position, whether it be spouse, president, or holiday, the whole truth should be known. I don't like it when all the skeletons come piling out of the closet after the fact. Message: 62117 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak Date: 11/11/89 Time: 20:29:48 Re: "all the cures" How about "war cures peace". Message: 62118 Author: $ Beauregard Dog Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak's list Date: 11/11/89 Time: 20:40:45 More than a few of those are quite close to home, eh, Zak??? Message: 62119 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Bob T./62114 Date: 11/11/89 Time: 23:34:25 Well, naturally I was refering to smoking within the computer room(s). Message: 62120 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Zak/62104 Date: 11/11/89 Time: 23:39:09 KILL!!!!!!!!! (just kidding). What's to escalate? Message: 62121 Author: $ Peter Petrisko Category: Tales & Tall Stories Subject: WAR Date: 11/12/89 Time: 04:37:14 "It wasn't that Hitler was a bad man," Mitch started to explain, "he just went a little crazy. He got a little power hungry, you understand?" I nodded as Mitch and I drove past the alley by Gilmour High. It was only a few months ago when I transferred to GHS and fell in with Mitch. He was kind of a loner too, kept to himself mostly. We were assigned to each other as lab partners, and started hanging out. When I first went over to his house, he showed me some pamphlets he had laying around, about communism. Some bad shit there, I had to agree with him. He told me how his dad once kicked the shit out of a communist when the bastard tried to burn an american flag. That sick commie deserved it. Of course, it wasn't just the communists anymore. If Mitch had his way, he said, we'd split the country straight down the middle. "It's the only way it could work," he said, "the races weren't meant to mix. It's not that the niggers and spicks are inferior or anything, we just aren't made to get along. You understand?" Mitch knew this dream would never come true on its own. "People need to wake up." he explained a few days ago. "The point needs to be driven home." After reading those pamphlets and listening to him all these months, I couldn't help but agree. After all, a few years back my older brother was shot by a black guy. This guy thought my brother had sold his buddies bad crack, and just drove by and shot him. My brother didn't even deal drugs. When I told Mitch about my brother, he said, "It's those niggers and spicks in those gangs that are selling drugs and wasting people." We parked the car about a block from the alley. Mitch said earlier this was my initiation into the inner circle. After this, the real war would start and we'd make things happen. I headed towards the alley, while Mitch got a gas can out of the trunk. In the alley, we found 'Leroy' asleep on a pile of garbage. We didn't know what his name really was, but he slept in the alley by GHS and we'd hit him up for cigarettes and shit during lunch, even though we knew he didn't have any. There he was sleeping like a baby, an empty bottle of Night Train under his arm. "Lazy nigger," Mitch mumbled as he poured gasoline onto the bum's clothes. "You gotta have a first kill. This is war, you understand?" Mitch turned and said to me. I pulled the matches out of my pocket, and lit one. I threw it at the guy, and a moment later the blood-curdling screams started, as the black man ran, lighting up the night sky. Mitch started after him, pulling a cigarette out of his shirt pocket, laughing hysterically about how he needed a light real bad. I sunk to the ground, telling myself I was doing this to save the white race. (Just a little something I wrote a few hours before my reading at the Alwun House last weekend. If you saw this week's New Times, you know the Alwun House needs your support more than ever. Support local art - support Alwun.) Message: 62123 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Chit Chat Subject: Bob/smoking regs Date: 11/12/89 Time: 05:25:51 Computer and electronic oriented establishments are not the only places that prohibit smoking Bob. THere is no smoking allowed anywhere on the workroom floor of the Main Post Office, and I know of several postal substations where the same rule is in effect. Many other workplaces who care about the health and welfare of their employees are also establishing smoking restrictions. Message: 62124 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: various Date: 11/12/89 Time: 06:14:52 On CURES: People, feel free to add your own. "War cures peace" isn't bad. I forgot to add "Pornography cures curiosity." Beauregard, a few of those hit close to home, but not "more than a few." PETER: Nice story. Like many of my own stories, I wish it had an ending. THORNBOB: I too hope it's not propaganda-ish. We'll see. However, from what I've read, it's mostly a compilation of news footage and speeches that happened during MLK's life. Was his sex life well-publicized then, or did it come out in the open a while after he died? If the latter, this documentary (made in 1970) may fall into your propaganda category. Message: 62125 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Question? Subject: Brain teaser Date: 11/12/89 Time: 06:34:07 OK, folks, it's puzzle time. If you don't like puzzles, please abort this message NOW. --------------- There were three candidates for the job of Dean of Students. The person who had to choose one of the three applicants for the job devised a test to see which of the three was smartest. The test is as follows: All three people were placed in a room together and blindfolded. While they were blindfolded, the test-maker drew a colored dot - either RED or GREEN - on each applicant's forehead. The blindfolds were removed. The test-maker then asked the three of them, "Raise your hand if you see a red dot." They all looked at each other, and all three of them raised a hand. The test-maker then asked: "OK, if you know what color YOUR forehead is, please say so." All three applicants hesitated. Finally, one of the applicants responded, "The dot on my forehead is red." The test-maker said, "Terrific! You're right! You got the job!" THE QUESTION IS: How did the correct-answering applicant know that his forehead was red? The first correct answer wins a prize from Cliff. [Hint: All three of the applicants' forehead-dots were RED.] Message: 62126 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Chit Chat Subject: Last on Prize? Date: 11/12/89 Time: 08:06:46 Zak got that wrong... the first correct answer GIVEs Cliff a prize! *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62127 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Bob/the vote Date: 11/12/89 Time: 08:42:33 How about "I don't believe in adultry if married and would never do it"? Hmmm .. I wonder if a person can commit adultry if they arn't married?? Isn't that fornacation or something like that? -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62128 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Smoking Date: 11/12/89 Time: 08:47:20 I read in the paper the other day that the prisoners of Yavapi county cannot smoke after a certain date. (about a month from now) However, the guards and prison faculty has a place where they can go to do so. (In the building) I find this totally 'two faced'. Inhumane treatment. ha. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62129 Author: $ Todd Reese Category: Chit Chat Subject: War cures Peace? Date: 11/12/89 Time: 11:04:23 Hardly. War IS Peace. Message: 62130 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak Date: 11/12/89 Time: 14:53:33 Re: "Thornbob" What's this? A new nick name? Message: 62131 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Ann Date: 11/12/89 Time: 14:56:54 Re: "Adultery" I stand corrected, but only if you are right. Message: 62132 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: For sale Subject: Coffee tables? Date: 11/12/89 Time: 16:21:19 I am not sure if that is what they are really called... but I have those two indian style tables with the tile inlay. The tops are two foot square... Many of you have seen them over at my house in the lower level. I believe they cost me about $150.00 each when new... I will part with them for $75.00 each. Sniff... Time for a change in furniture, they are for SALE! The room looks a little larger without them... Need space for GTs'... Yea, that's it! A noble cause...Get Togethers! Give me a call if interested... 843-3346 Ask for SysOp Cliff. *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62133 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Question? Subject: Zak/puzzle Date: 11/12/89 Time: 17:27:50 Is it even possible for him to have known? If two of the three had red dots, and the third was unknown (from his own point of view), then he would see one of the red dots on the other two, and raise his hand; the other two, seeing red dots on each other, would also raise their hands. Thus, it is theoretically impossible for any of the three to logically deduce his own color -- based on your description. Now then, go ahead and shoot me down. Message: 62134 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Answer! Subject: MacGregor Date: 11/12/89 Time: 19:12:20 Hi, I had two versions of 'I have not commited adultery', and a 'None of the Above', so I thought I had not commiting adultery pretty well covered. I will post a new version and you can let me know if it still doesn't work for you. See You Later Dean H. Message: 62135 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Vote Subject: Update Date: 11/12/89 Time: 19:16:43 The only fair way to settle this is with a vote, where people can anonymously state their opinion on it. Here is a suggested set of choices: Do you commit adultery, and if so why? (1) I commit adultery because my husband/wife doesn't understand me. (2) I commit adultery because I can't help it, but I feel it is wrong. (3) I do not commit adultery. (4) I do not commit adultery and I condemn anyone who does, no matter what they may believe. (5) I do not accept the judgement of the church or the state or any other curious interloper upon sexual activities between consenting adults. As such, I find this question unreasonable and declare that it is none of your business where any of my activies might fall under your little classifications for other people's private lives. (6) None Of The Above Message: 62136 Author: Tim Tam Category: News Today Subject: Deuscthland... Date: 11/12/89 Time: 19:31:16 Now that the Berlin Wall is down, let's hope we don't see a reunified Germany once again.....judging from the number of neo Nazi's right here in Phoenix, Arizona, there must be at least a few still left in Germany, still faithful to their God, Martyr and Fuehrer Adolf Hitler, and once we have a reunified Germany.....well, look what happened the last time! So this is cause for celebration, but let's not get carried away! Let's settle for a compromise....a free and democratic U.S.S.R.!!! Message: 62137 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Vote Subject: Old ote Date: 11/12/89 Time: 19:42:44 Those who took the time to answer the poll...thanks 19 said they do NOT smoke. 2 said they do Smoke. 1 said they do smoke now, but plan to give it up by the end of the year. I hope this is a trend...and smoking will be a thing of the past by the turn of the century. *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* P.S. However, I do not hate Mike Carter or Ann if they continue to smoke for the next 80 years or so... I wish them well! Message: 62138 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Jeff Beck Date: 11/13/89 Time: 04:54:26 I'm not going to shoot you down, but... YOU'RE WRONG! Cliff, give this man $tatus and then put him in the hantom Zone! There is a completely logical answer to the puzzle, by the way. In the words of Kate Bush and Peter Gabriel, don't give up. Message: 62139 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject:
ote Date: 11/13/89 Time: 04:58:59 For those of us who are not married, and therefore not in a position to commit adultery, do we respond with "I do not commit adultery" or "None of the above"? Message: 62140 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Answer! Subject: Zak's puzzle Date: 11/13/89 Time: 05:44:52 The winning applicant knew that the other two dots were red, and he also knew that each of the others saw his dot, and they also raised their hands. Therefore, it was a safe assumption to say that his dot was also red. Close? Message: 62141 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Chit Chat Subject: Ann Date: 11/13/89 Time: 05:47:05 Hurray for Yavapai county sherriff's dept.! They have more consideration for their prisoners than most smoking parents have for their own children! Message: 62142 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Todd on war Date: 11/13/89 Time: 06:55:34 "War IS peace"??? That doesn't make sense. Please explain. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62143 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Cliff on tables Date: 11/13/89 Time: 06:57:04 Remind me at the GT to look them over. I might be interested. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62144 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Cliff/the sm.vote Date: 11/13/89 Time: 07:01:00 It really wan't a fair vote - you polled a 98% of non-smokers. On other BBSes, the percentage is just the opposite in some cases. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62145 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Paul - you missed .. Date: 11/13/89 Time: 07:03:24 ... something! They keep the prisoners from smoking, but the faculity of the prison still have the right to do so in the building. As I asked, isn't this quite two faced? -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62146 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Chit Chat Subject: Ann on Smoke Vote Date: 11/13/89 Time: 08:55:22 But this was a poll of Apollo's users... And you know we got the smartest and the wisest users around. For people like M.C., that was a JOKE *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62147 Author: $ James Hawley Category: Answer! Subject: Ann/Smoking Date: 11/13/89 Time: 10:22:07 I read the article in the paper. You fail to mention the reasoning why the prison decided to stop it. They had a prisoner make a homemade rocket out of matches and start a small fire. No matches=no smoking. And it is a prison after all. Should we let heroin addicts shoot up in prison? Do we let alcoholics drink beer? No.... Message: 62148 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Paul/puzzle Date: 11/13/89 Time: 16:18:54 No. The wording of the puzzle makes it clear that each applicant need only see a red dot -- not two red dots -- in order to raise his hand. The other two, each having red dots on their heads, would have had to raise their hands even if the third man had a green dot, since they would have seen a red dot by looking at each other. It seems to me that I have read this puzzle before -- Martin Gardner or Raymond Smullyan -- and that the wording was slightly different. Message: 62150 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak/the puzzle Date: 11/13/89 Time: 17:14:08 Zak, your puzzle is unsolvable as stated. Disregarding you clue, if all three had had green dots, no hands would have been raised, and therefore any of them would be able to know the color of his own dot, since any reds mean at least two hands raised. If two of them were red, and one of them green, then all three hands would be raised; the green man would see two red dots, and each of the red dots would see the red dot of the other. If all three of them were red, all three would raise their hands; this is identical to the result of two red and one green; therefore, it is impossible to distinguish between a case of three red dots, and two red with one green, solely on the basis of raised hands . Wait -- let me amend that. If there were two red and one green, either of the red men would know their own color, since the only combinations which allow three raised hands are red-red-red and red-red-green, and since the red men could see and account for the one green, they would know that they were red. But the green man would not be able to know his own color in a red-red-green combo. If two were green and one red, the red man, seeing two green dots and being the only one with his hand down, would know his color. But the two greens would not be able to know. So again, since the point of view of any man in a red-red-red combo would be the same as the point of view of the green man in a red-red-green combo (seeing three raised hands and two red dots), the puzzle can't be solved on the basis of raised hands (hmmm...) Message: 62151 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Paul Date: 11/13/89 Time: 17:34:59 YES, the winning applicant knew the other two dots were red, and YES, he knew that each of the others saw his dot and also raised their hands. But based ojust this, it is not a safe assumption to say that his own dot was also red. The two others could be raising their hands in response to each other, right? So you're close, but no cigarette. Sorry. Message: 62152 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Jeff Date: 11/13/89 Time: 17:38:48 Whew. I still contend that there is a completely logical answer -- an answer that you almost stumbled upon. But you missed it. And I won't tell you the answer until you say "Uncle." I don't know from where the puzzle originates. A friend of mine in a college linguistics class is where I heard it from. The teacher asked the entire class, and told them that anyone who correctly solved it would not have to do homework. My friend solved it, and the answer makes sense. But it's a little tricky. Message: 62153 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Zak/I'VE GOT IT!! Date: 11/13/89 Time: 18:00:05 OK, as we know, there are two identical states which allow three raised hands: red-red-red, and red-red-green. The point of view of any red man in the triple red combo is identical to the point of view of the green man in the latter combo. HOWEVER -- The red-red-green combo would only allow the two reds to solve the puzzle; NOT the red. Since the puzzle is designed to allow the three applicants to fairly compete (obviously), that eliminates the red-red-green combo, and thus they must ALL have red dots. Yes! YES!! YES!!!!!! Message: 62154 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Answer! Subject: Last Date: 11/13/89 Time: 20:33:48 Or else he knows his is red because if it had been green the other two would have seen it and figured out that their own dots were red because there can only be one green. Their hesitation when they can see his dot shows that all dots are red, since he can see that both of theirs are. The winner is the first man to take the other's indecision to be an important piece of data. See You Later Dean H. Message: 62155 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Dean/62154 Date: 11/13/89 Time: 21:33:56 The hesitation could be interpreted in that manner, but it could just as easily indicate ordinary confusion as it could indecisiveness. That is, perhaps they were still attempting to analyse the problem. Keep in mind that some hesitation is a given: we have had the same information as the applicants, and it has taken a couple of days to solve the puzzle. Not that it couldn't have been solved sooner, but given the fact that the users of this bbs are by no means of substandard intelligence, I think that a period of hesitation is almost unavoidable. (the period is unspecified. It could be thirty seconds, five minutes, or longer.) What would require explaination would be a complete absence of hesitation. Message: 62156 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Get-Togethers (GTs) Subject: Back to the Future Date: 11/13/89 Time: 22:29:37 This month 'Back to the Future II' will be released... Does ANYONE think we can make a fun GT out of this? *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62157 Author: $ Chris Zagar Category: Chit Chat Subject: Thanks! Date: 11/13/89 Time: 23:30:48 A letter of thanks to Cliff & Sandy, Rod Williams, David Burkhart, Ann Oudin, James Taranto, Nick Ianuzzi, Head Quasar, Ralph Blehm, James Hawley, Dean McCarron, Peter Petrisko, Traci Sibel, Todd Reese, Beaurgard Dog, and Alan Hamilton. This afternoon, Cliff dropped off the wedding gift from all of you to my fiancee, Rita Lynn, and me. Some may be of the opinion that we should have waited until after the wedding on Saturday to open the present. Well, if we had, then I wouldn't know to send this message to all of you, would I? Those of you who aren't listed above are probably wondering who I am and what I am talking about. Oddly enough, I have what would seem to be two conflicting attributes: I am the quietest user of Apollo and I am also a SYSOP of this system. During the past few years, my participation in the system has dwindled due to a busy work schedule. However, all of Apollo's truest users got together and purchased a Franklink Mint replica of the original U.S.S. Enterprise for my fiancee and me for our wedding. It came with a plaque enjoining me to "live long and prosper" and their names. They also included a picture of themselves holding the replica. Thank you all for the wonderful gift. The hardest part is trying to decide if I am more impressed by the replica or the grouping together for the photo. Both meant quite a lot to me. Thank you all! SYSOP Chris and Rita Message: 62158 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: *sigh* Date: 11/14/89 Time: 03:38:27 Jeff, your answer (62153) made some sense, but is not the correct response. Dean, your answer (62154) is correct. Congratulations. Jeff, your criticism of the correct ansnswer (62155) is the same criticism I had at first. But remember, these people are applicants to be a DEAN OF STUDENTS at a fine college! They made it this far, so they *must* be smart. (Actually, it would have been better to specify a period of time for hesitation.) The hesitation is the key. This exercise shows what a critical role perspective plays in analyzing situations...yeah, yeah. Anyway, Dean, I guess you get to be the Dean of Students on Apollo BBS. How fitting. So, to repeat: The winner knew that his dot was red because of the hesitation of the other applicants. A little hesitation would be natural, but it would be very easy to see that if you saw one green dot and one red dot on the other person's head, and all three can see a red dot, then one's OWN dot MUST be red. Since neither of the other two applicants (who we assume are somewhat intelligent) were quick to say they were red, the winning applicant concluded that he must NOT have a green dot, or else somebody would have figured it out by now. So, by process of elimination, he knew his dot was red. However, Jeff's response that it would not be a fair test unless they all had the same color is not a bad answer. Maybe my friend will be able to get off the hook for even MORE homework! Message: 62159 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: War! Subject: Another puzzle... Date: 11/14/89 Time: 03:47:28 OK, here's another... You have three boxes. One is labeled "20 apples." One is labeled "20 oranges." One is labeled "10 apples, 10 oranges." The boxes used to contain contents which matched their labels. However, some idiot prankster switched things around, so that now all the boxes' labels are wrong, though the contents are still 20 oranges, 20 apples, and 10 of each. The PROBLEM: You have to determine what the correct labels are for each box. You can't actually look inside a box, but you can pull one piece of fruit out at a time. What is the minimum number of pieces of fruit you need to remove before you can accurately determine the contents of all the boxes? What strategy do you use? Why? Good luck! (Jeff Beck, this is your chance to redeem yourself.) P.S. The labels are still "20 apples," etc. But no label correctly identifies its contents. Each box is incorrectly labeled. Message: 62160 Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi Category: Chit Chat Subject: last Date: 11/14/89 Time: 03:58:20 You don't have to remove any fruit. Place the crates in separate rooms, let them begin to rot, and the odors will guide you. Message: 62161 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Chit Chat Subject: Ann/"faculity" Date: 11/14/89 Time: 05:25:44 Prisons don't have "faculities" (sic) Ann. They have staffs. And yes, it is unfair to prevent prisoners from smoking and not the staff, although a small room has been set aside for the staff addicts. If the building is to be smoke free, it should be so for all. Message: 62162 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: James H./smoking Date: 11/14/89 Time: 07:39:18 No to all your questions - but prisoners have always been able to smoke including in Yavapi county. The article also didn't sound like they particularly did it because of the match/rocket incident either. But to let the staff smoke - I still say is two faced. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62163 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Question? Subject: Zakey Date: 11/14/89 Time: 07:41:07 What puzzle? Hahahahahaha -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62164 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Get-Togethers (GTs) Subject: MLK Date: 11/14/89 Time: 16:50:32 I would like to know how many are coming to the MLK video GT Thursday night? Please say something...... *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62165 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Nick Date: 11/14/89 Time: 17:02:54 But it's plastic fruit! Message: 62166 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Question? Subject: GT Date: 11/14/89 Time: 17:03:53 Yes, let Cliff know so he can buy an appropriate amount of beer. The GT will be at Cliff's, this Thursday (Nov. 16) at 8:00 PM. Message: 62167 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Cliff Date: 11/14/89 Time: 19:36:57 Re: "MLK GT" Two Thornburgs are planning to come. What were we supposed to bring? Message: 62168 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak/1st puzzle Date: 11/14/89 Time: 20:09:17 Actually, my answer is the definitive one. Think about it: The period of hesitation was not specified. Some hesitation is a given, even among smart people. Did your friend (the one who solved the puzzle) come up with the answer instantly, or was there a period (of undetermined length) of hesitation? Being smart enough to qualify as a final applicant for a position such as Dean of Students does not require a special talent for solving logic puzzles. Unless someone had developed such a talent, or had a genius for solving such puzzles intuitively, then some hesitation is a given. I suggest that you have your friend ask the Dean of Students at his school the same question, and see if there is a period of hesitation, or indeed, if the problem is solved in the same sitting. Since a period of hesitation could either indicate confusion or hesitation, that is not a definitive way to solve the puzzle. But the Dean would not have given a test that discriminated against one of the three applicants (much less made it impossible for an applicant to solve the puzzle). Therefore, by my reasoning, red-red-red HAS to be the answer. Message: 62169 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Zak/puzzle 2 Date: 11/14/89 Time: 21:01:07 You would only need to remove one fruit to determine what boxes contained what -- as long as you removed that fruit fom the box labeled "10 of each". Now you know that the box labeled 10/10 is mislabeled (as are they all). So if you remove an apple from that box, you know that the box contains 20 apples. If you remove an orange from that box, you know that the box contains 20 oranges. For example: Box 1 is marked 10/10. Box 2 is marked 20 apples. Box 3 is marked 20 oranges. Let's assume that the fruit removed from box 1 is an apple. This means that box 1 contains 20 apples. Box 3, marked 20 oranges, must contain 10 of each, since box 1 contains the apples and box 3 is incorrectly labeled. This means that box 2 contains 20 oranges. If instead you had pulled an orange from box 1, you would know that box 1 contained 20 oranges. Box 2, marked 20 apples, must contain 10 of each, since box 1 contains the oranges, and box 2 is incorrectly labeled. This means box 3 contains 20 apples. There are only two ways for three unique boxes , with three correspondingly unique labels, to be completely mislabeled. It is easy to see this if you diagram, although it turns out to be completely irrelevant to the solution of the puzzle. Message: 62170 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Chit Chat Subject: Mark/Puzzle Date: 11/14/89 Time: 21:16:17 The hesitation was given as part of the puzzle, while the fairness of the test was assumed by you with no direct evidence. Lets try another one with a different approach: A human resources director was faced with choosing which of three equally qualified executives would be promoted to fill a vacant position. All three candidates were logical and intelligent, and any of the three would be a good choice. The problem was resolved by having the three participate in a game where reason and chance would each play a part. They were seated single file, so that the first was facing a wall, the second could see the first, and the third could see both the others. They were shown a box containing three red hats and two white hats. One hat was placed on each of their heads so that none could see the color of their own hat. The one who could explain what color hat they had on, and how they knew it, would get the promotion. The back player, who could see the other two, was asked first and could not answer. The middle player, who could see only the one in front, was then asked and could not answer either. The front player, who could see nothing, was asked and answered correctly to win the promotion. What color hat did the front player have on, and how could it be known? Message: 62171 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Dean/Zak's puzzle 1 Date: 11/14/89 Time: 22:22:26 Yes, it is a fact that the hesitation was part of the puzzle text. It is not logical to assume, however, that every portion of text in a logic puzzle is germaine to the puzzle. It could merely be story description. The fairness was not assumed, it was implied by the puzzle. In order for the puzzle to have a definite solution which requires no assumptions (such as the assumption that the hesitation indicated a reluctance to aid the others, rather than ordinary bafflement), the test must be fair. Dean Of Students is an administrative position. It requires administrative skills. An aptitude for logic puzzles is no more a requisite for the job than an aptitude for physics. The solution of such a puzzle is only "obvious" in retrospect, or to someone with experience in solving analogous puzzles, or someone with a natural intelligence for solving such puzzles. Message: 62172 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Dean/your puzzle Date: 11/14/89 Time: 22:48:37 The front player (facing the wall) had to have been wearing a red hat. Since there were three red hats, and only two white hats, the back player could only have known the color of his own hat if the two players in his sight had both been wearing white hats. At this point, only a red-red or red-white combination is possible for the middle and front player. The middle player knew that the back player could not answer, and thus that either his hat or the front player's hat was NOT white. If the front player's hat was white, then the middle player would know that his was red. Thus, the front player's hat was red, because the middle player could not answer. The front player knew that since the back player could not answer, his hat could not be white. The front player also knew that since the middle player could not answer, his hat had to have been red. Message: 62173 Author: John Berger Category: Joke Subject: GOODBYE! Date: 11/15/89 Time: 01:48:03 I am the first one. The first person to leave Apollo permanently. For good. Never to return. Ask yourself, "Why?" Why do you continue to be yanked around on the whims of a dictatorial maniac? Your very presence FUELS his crumbling personality. Without users most BBSes wouldn't exist. ARE YOU A NERD? ARE YOU A LOSER? Why do you choose to hang around computer nerds, losers and geeks? Maybe it's because misery loves company? Doesn't it seem like most BBSes have become a SINKHOLE for assholes, nerds, and other forms of human scum? IT GOES ON... Each generation breeds a new batch of obnoxious, psychotic, deranged, or braindamaged BBS geeks who will complete the endless cycle of nerd-dom; A SELF-PERPETUATING endless infinite stream of losers that will never END! PREDICTABLE and unchanging... You just know what they're going to say and do. Aren't you sick of it all? Isn't it all too phony? WHY SUBJECT YOURSELF to this? Do you think you need to be treated this way by maniac SYSOPS and nerdy USERS? Did you intend to spend HUNDREDS of dollars on a computer setup just to get treated like SHIT from a bunch of assholes on a BBS? YET -- DAILY you submit yourself to their rules, their authority, and their WAYS! SOON you'll become like them! (cont.) Message: 62174 Author: John Berger Category: Joke Subject: GOODBYE! cont. Date: 11/15/89 Time: 01:55:33 BREAK the cycle... I have. I think it's ALL BULLSHIT! I don't care if I offend anyone. Someone's GOT to do it. I will not log onto BBSes that support dictators, reading of private mail, zapping (unless message is illegal), repressive rules. That is why *I* do not log on to Apollo or the MCSO, just to name a few. I REFUSE to hang around computer nerds and geeks! Get a REAL LIFE... Get real friends... A BBS is NO SUBSTITUTE for a social life...so WHY DO YOU MAKE IT ONE? Remember, WITHOUT YOU - they wouldn't have anyone to kick around, or have a shoulder to cry on... BBSes are ELECTRONIC SERFDOM... Dragging you down to their level. Don't you want to be just like them? Look at them! Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? IT'S TIME TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND FACE THE WORLD! I'd love to start a MASSIVE boycott of BBSes! Then the SYSOPS would have to LISTEN to US for a CHANGE!!! If you are interested in helping with legal BBS subversion, boycotting, BBS protests, Democratic Systems, send me E-MAIL! Give me your suggestions. ::::::::::::::: John Berger :::::::::::::::: Message: 62175 Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi Category: Chit Chat Subject: last Date: 11/15/89 Time: 04:10:01 Done babbling? Ok, now go away. Message: 62176 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Answer! Subject: MLK GT Date: 11/15/89 Time: 05:28:11 Can't come. Have a play rehearsal that evening. Message: 62177 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Question? Subject: John Whatsisname Date: 11/15/89 Time: 05:34:26 John WHO??? Never heard of this guy until the moment he says goodbye! Won't HE be missed though? Gooodbye forever, leave me E-mail? Hmmmmmmmmmm. Message: 62178 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Cliff on GT Date: 11/15/89 Time: 07:41:55 I will be there. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62179 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: John or whoever Date: 11/15/89 Time: 07:48:34 How can we send you E-mail when you clearly stated you are gone for good? And I say, good goodbye with no regrets. You sound like you excaped from tha that bobby hatch down on Van Buren. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62180 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Chit Chat Subject: Reading E-Mail? Date: 11/15/89 Time: 09:10:20 I do NOT read E-Mail... On Apollo it goes into a GREEKING mode when a person is sending private mail, or reading his private mail that was sent to him. Geesh! Besides... I never heard of that user before? The only real rules on here is not to send illegal & profane posts! I do not see how I am 'Oppressive' in any way. Besides, it is you guys who decide what to talk about and what SIGs you want. That John (what's his name) has got a ego problem if he thinks that SysOps are out to control him. Oh-well, he has the right to his opinion! *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62181 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Answer! Subject: MLK movie GT Date: 11/15/89 Time: 09:57:54 Tomorrow night (thursday) @ 8:00 PM..... You need not bring anything....but yourselves! See ya then P.S. I just KNEW Pual Savage would not be coming... Just knew it! Message: 62182 Author: $ James Hawley Category: Answer! Subject: Cliff/Back to the Fu Date: 11/15/89 Time: 10:06:56 That would be interesting. I was thinking of picking up advance tickets for the first evening. Message: 62183 Author: $ Gary Jones Category: Chit Chat Subject: Goodbye Date: 11/15/89 Time: 10:48:32 What ever happened to "don't let the door hit you in the @$$?" Message: 62184 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Answer! Subject: Puzzle Date: 11/15/89 Time: 11:24:51 Todd Reese (in Email) and Mark (as Jeff Beck) have both given the correct answer to the hat puzzle. Note that such puzzles do not have to be fair in every way to the participants by definition. If the front player lands a red hat, that player wins, regardless of the skill of the other two. The back player can only win on the unlikely combination of both white hats landing in view. If the assignment of dots in the first puzzle were done completely at random, this would not be unfair to anyone, and only the red-red-green combination would give any player a disadvantage, of all the combinations which could randomly occur. The dangers of assumption as a habit of mind are pointed out in another mild way by Mark's assuming that candidates for an executive postion must be male, although no reference to gender had been made in the puzzle. See You Later, Dean H. Message: 62185 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Joke Subject: John Berger Date: 11/15/89 Time: 13:29:18 For the sake of argument, lets take the messages entered by 'John Berger' at face value. Here is a person who erroneously thinks he is the first to leave Apollo in such a manner, and gives the character of the BBS and its users as his reason. Should we be unhappy about it? In a way, yes. It seems that this person might be suffering from the impoverished social existence he attributes to the rest of us. The idea that using BBS's somehow deprives one of outside contact, or that people met through Apollo would be somehow substandard to people met in other ways, would only occur to someone who had looked to the BBS for 'a life', as they say, and found it wanting. It may be unfortunate for such people, but BBS's in general can not always be counted upon to nurture and fulfill the needs of those who come in starved for reinforcement. A new user here will find that some active users are easier to talk to than others, and some are easier to influence than others. Many people here have strong opinions on a wide range of issues, and all have their own convictions in some areas. One may learn, not only from airy opinions, gently swayed, but from the mighty slapping of stout convictions as well. If we read his cry for revenge against this miniature society where he did not find what he needed, we can easily see that his reaction to any other possible society of thinking people will be the same. His tearful farewell to the injustices Apollo reads just like a suicide note if the role of the BBS is replaced with the world at large. Classified as a oke, old in form and content,but pitiful as always. Message: 62187 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Cliff Date: 11/15/89 Time: 17:27:00 Re: "John (what's his name)" Actually, John logged onto the wrong BBS and sent that message. He really does like the Apollo BBS. That message was intended for another BBS which shall remain unnamed. Good grief John, can't you do anything right? Message: 62189 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: Dean Date: 11/15/89 Time: 18:18:08 Well, logically, such puzzles (when defined as a method by which to select the most qualified applicant) must be fair, otherwise, they are false tests. In the hat puzzle, it is not true that if the front player lands a red hat, that player wins. If they are all equally logical, as your puzzle states, then the rear and middle player, knowing that they cannot win by not guessing, and knowing that by not guessing they might aid the other(s) in solving the puzzle, would simply guess the color of their hats. For the rear player, this is a 50/50 proposition; it is hardly logical or intelligent to automatically forfeit by not guessing, since to guess right means winning, and to guess wrong has the same result as not guessing (at least, for the guesser). I did not assume that the players were male. That I used a masculine pronoun means nothing. I refuse to go through the silliness of typing (or saying, for that matter) "he/she", and it is gramatically acceptible to use the masculine "his" as a generic pronoun when referencing a person of indeterminate sex ("player"). a random selection of dots in the first puzzle would have a 50 percent chance of being unfair, since there are four combinations, two of which are biased against at least one of the players (red-red-green and green-green-red). Message: 62190 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: Dean/cont. Date: 11/15/89 Time: 18:24:41 My chief complaint against such logic puzzles is that the scenario given is itself illogical. If a test were devised to choose the most qualified of several applicants, common sense would dictate that the test must be fair to the applicants individually. If a random selection is desired, then a simple coin flip would eliminate the need for complex logic puzzles. It seems to me it is myopic at best to devise a logic puzzle which is absurd in its very framing. Surely the same priniciples can be demonstrated within a rational framework. Message: 62191 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: pronouns Date: 11/15/89 Time: 18:45:13 From "The Elements of Style" : "The use of "he" as pronoun for nouns embracing both genders is a simple, practical convention rooted in the beginnings of the English language. "He" has lost all suggestion of maleness in these circumstances. The word was unquestionably biased to begin with (the dominant male), but after hundreds of years it has become seemingly indispensible. It has no perjorative connotation; it is never incorrect. Substituting "he or she" in its place is the logical thing to do if it works. But it often doesn't work, if only because repetition makes it sound boring or silly . . . No one need fear using "he" if common sense supports it. The furor recently raised about "he" would be more impressive if there were a handy substitute for the word. Unfortunately, there isn't -- or at least no one has come up with one yet. If you think "she" is a handy substitute for "he", try it and see what happens. Alternately, put all the controversial nouns in the plural and avoid the choice of sex altogether, and you may find your prose sounding general and diffuse as a result." Message: 62192 Author: $ Beauregard Dog Category: Chit Chat Subject: last/he Date: 11/15/89 Time: 19:35:00 Wow, you should try reading one of the feminist style books Message: 62193 Author: $ James Taranto Category: Chit Chat Subject: Berger Date: 11/15/89 Time: 21:14:15 I think he has some good points. If I don't get my own SIG by Thanksgiving, I'm quitting Apollo too. Message: 62195 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Answer! Subject: Last on JT Date: 11/15/89 Time: 22:39:58 You can have the COSmos SIG! Zak came up with a subject, name and interested users for his SIG. What do you have to offer? *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62196 Author: $ James Hawley Category: News Today Subject: Comdex Date: 11/16/89 Time: 00:37:21 The portion of Comdex that I attended was interesting. In one of the Atari dealers booth, a salesman for Migraph (hand scanners) asked Jack Tramiel if he owned an Atari. Very funny. I met Jerry Pournelle and talked with him for a couple of minutes. He seemed to enjoy playing Populous on a Mega ST. I asked him what he thought about the future of the Atari ST line. He stated that he thought they were going in the right direction and with a lot more potential. Message: 62197 Author: $ Steve MacGregor Category: Question? Subject: Fair Question Date: 11/16/89 Time: 05:43:23 I think it was Jeff Beck who pointed out the artificiality of the puzzles that have been posted here recently. Well, here's a non-artificial one: Hazel and her sister Heather are the same age (give or take a few minutes), but are not twins. How can this be, since neither was adopted, nor are they half-sisters? ========= Pascal #(O,O)# Hoot! MacProgrammer ========= Message: 62198 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Chit Chat Subject: Cliff! Date: 11/16/89 Time: 05:56:45 You just KNEW Pual (sic) Savage wold not be coming, huh? Any time you don't think my excuses from your Gts are valid, please feel free to check on them. This evening, beginning at 7 PM, I will be found in the sanctuary at Sweetwater Church of the Valley on N. 43rd Ave., rehearsing or church's Christmas play with a bunch of other people. If you don't want to put forth the effort to come over and see, the number is 978-5511. If you don't want to put forth the effort to call, shut up. That happens to hold a much higher priority for me than watching a propaganda film about Martin Luther King. Message: 62199 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Cliff on sigs. Date: 11/16/89 Time: 07:41:49 Talking about us deciding on the sigs. we want - how about Zak's movie sig? That would be a lot of fun. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62200 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: War! Subject: Paul Date: 11/16/89 Time: 09:59:26 I did not mean to get an attack from you telling me to "Shut UP"... Have fun at your rehearsal (and I DO believe you) HONEST! Better you be there then here.....that is for sure. *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* P.S. I love getting the first post I read in the morning telling me to 'Shut Up'..... starts my day off like you would not believe. Message: 62201 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Politics Subject: Paul on MLK Date: 11/16/89 Time: 10:12:58 Paul is probably right about the film just being propaganda to show the good side of King. I just wonder how much of his womanizing they will talk about and if they will mention his involvment with the Communists, in the fact he always surrounded himself with Communists advisors. *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62203 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Answer! Subject: Steve/puzzle Date: 11/16/89 Time: 14:41:22 They were not twins, but two sisters of a group of triplets (or quadruplets, etc.) This may not be the answer you are looking for, but it is valid. Alternately, they could be nuns. Message: 62204 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: MLK video Date: 11/16/89 Time: 16:32:29 I'm glad so many of you have already decided it is propaganda. You may be right, though: PROPAGANDA: The spreading of ideas, information, or rumor for the purpose of helping or injuring an institution, a cause, or a person. If you walk away from this video with the general feeling that the civil rights movement was a good thing, or that MLK was a good man, then the video will have qualified for that moniker. The question is, what difference does it make? Why not take the raw information at face-value, and leave it at that? If anything, such a video is trying to persuade you that MLK did a lot of good for the civil rights movement, not that adultery is acceptable. Cliff, what do you make of MLK's having known communists (if this is true)? If the video doesn't go into detail about MLK's sex-life (and it might not, since the focus is not on his personal relationships, but on his public influence), will it have been a waste, or a big piece of propagandish garbage? I don't think so. I think you guys are being overly simplistic about the whole thing. Message: 62205 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Sex & Love Subject: Sex in politics Date: 11/16/89 Time: 16:41:00 [excerpts from "The Sex of Politics," an article in the December issue of Reason magazine. By David Brudnoy.] Lately storied of sexual indiscretions have been fatal, or at least damaging, to the careers of American politicians. It was not always so. True, what was standard in the court of Louis XIV has not been so cavalierly accepted in the United States. Still, the private lives of past American leaders rarely had a decisive impact on their public effectiveness. The 15th president of the United States, James Buchanan, who had neither wife nor children to inflict upon the adoring masses, suffered for years from innuendo. His best friend, Sen. Wm. Rufus De Vane King, was called "Miss Nancy" by Andrew Jackson and "Aunt Fancy" by others. The president knew that his own nickname, at least in some circles, was "Mr. Nancy." One of Buchanan's better-esteemed predecessors, Thomas Jefferson, was thought by contemporaries to have made one of his slaves, Sally Hemmings, his mistress. Historians argue the subject to this day. While her husband Franklin was sleeping with her social secretary, Eleanor Roosevelt was drawn intimately, maybe very intimately, to her lesbian friend Lorena Hickok, to whom she wrote on one occasion: "Hick darling...Oh I want to put my arms around you...I want to hold you close." President Warren Gamaliel Harding his his mistress in a White House cloakroom. One of John Kennedy's good buddies, Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee, says JFK frolicked in the White House pool with naked maidens. Message: 62206 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Sex & Love Subject: Sex in Politics Date: 11/16/89 Time: 16:47:39 According to many biographers, JFK's mistresses included Judith Campbell, the moll of Mafia honch Sam Giancana. When Grover Cleveland was running for president, the Republicans were eager to make hay from Cleveland's admission that he had fathered a child out of wedlock. They taunted him: "Ma, ma, where's pa?" But when Cleveland won, his party, the Democrats, twitted the GOP: "Gone to the White House, ha, ha, ha!" Now, aren't you glad you asked? Maybe you didn't ask, but these and many other tales out of school from the world of politics inspired comment in theirr day and engage scholars and civilians alike today. We've learned that General Dwight Eisenhower wanted at one point to divorce Mamie and marry his driver. General George C. Marshall, his superior, was furious and sent Ike back onto the parth of righteousness with a chiding letter. Ike went on to carry himself and Mamie into the presidency. Who knows if Eisenhower's wartime fling with the lovely driver, were it known then to public and press, would have kept him from the presidency as Gary Hart's hanky-panky derailed the playboy of the good ship Monkey Business. As Cleveland's case shows, even wide public knowledge of infidelity didn't necessarily prove catastrophic to a political career 100 years ago. JFK's buddies and the press maintained a strict silence during his lifetime; even three decades ago not everything dicey about an American president turned into common gossip. Message: 62207 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Sex & Love Subject: Sex in Politics Date: 11/16/89 Time: 16:55:57 Today? Today the nation indulges in an orgy of moralistic pontification. Not only the "love that dared not speak its name," as homosexuality was once called (and which now can't shut up), but hetersosexuality too, if not comfortably ensconced within marriage, surfaces to muddy the political waters, if that's possible. In Massachusetts, the impotent Republicans devote themselves to rehashing the amours of Sen. Edward Kennedy -- always good for a giggle, albeit useless in preventing Teddy from merrily returning to the Senate election after election with vote totals hovering around 59 percent -- and to fulminating about the Bay State's two acknowledged homosexual congressmen, Gerry Studds and Barney Frank. The late summer scandal that filled many columns and dominated the talk shows, pushing almost everything else to the back pages, concerned Rep. Frank, who would have us believe that he let an excess of kindness expose him to betrayal. ... Years ago, when the Ayatollah Khomeini turned up as Time's Man of the Year although Pope John Paul II seemed to many a worthier candidate, many Time readers canceled their subscriptions, confusing "great" with "good" and assuming that to be the former one must also be the latter. So, for those of that mentality [hi Cliff, Bob!], Alexander couldn't be Great because he was bisexual, nor the Sistine Chapel ceiling a magnificent work of art given Michelangelo's sexuality, nor Whitman's poetry sublime for the same reasons, nor the innumberable licentious kings and queens and presidents and... Message: 62208 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Sex & Love Subject: Sex in Politics Date: 11/16/89 Time: 17:01:37 ...spiritual leaders [!] worthy of admiration owing to their energetic heterosexual promiscuity. Whether America is better off today, with our ravenous journalists prowling the land is zealous search of sexual shenanigans among the pols, whether we're a happier nation when careers dissolve into nothingness as the bedroom becomes an appropriate subject for political discussion - whether this s *progress* - is up to each of us to decide. Perhaps this morbid dwelling on the sex lives of our leaders and would-be leaders serves the same function as bread and circuses always do for the masses, distracting us from serious things and from the supposed legitimate purposes for which we bring some people forward to leadership. ------------------- Cliff, Thornbob (your new nickname): I do hope you took the time to read the above. Message: 62209 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Paul Date: 11/16/89 Time: 17:27:45 Re: "I will be found in the sanctuary at Sweetwater Church of the Valley on N. 43rd Ave., rehearsing or church's Christmas play with a bunch of other people." But Paul, if you are in your clown suit, how will we really know it's you? (big smile there Paul) Message: 62210 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak Date: 11/16/89 Time: 17:33:34 Re: "JFK's mistresses included Judith Campbell, the moll of Mafia honch Sam Giancana." Now we know who shot JR, er, I mean JFK. It was the Mafia! Message: 62211 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak Date: 11/16/89 Time: 17:38:03 Re: "So, for those of that mentality [hi Cliff, Bob!]" Re: "Thornbob (your new nickname): I do hope you took the time to read the above." Yeh, I read the above. Just what is it you think I said that is wrong? Message: 62212 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: Whitman, et al. Date: 11/16/89 Time: 20:00:25 I'm not at all well researched in this matter, but is it an established fact that Whitman was homosexual? I understand that he preferred the company of men, addressed them in florid terms of endearment, and so forth. It is difficult to estimate the prevalence of homosexuality in that period because in both Britain and the U.S., there was a fashion for intense male friendships. As Herman Melville put it, provided they fell short by as little as one degree "of the sweetest sentiments entertained between the sexes," they were considered perfectly acceptable. And what about Michelangelo? Is there any direct evidence (personal letters , etc.) indicating in a definitive manner that he was homosexual? I have never seen the Sisteen Chapel paintings, but it seems to me that, given its location and its commission by the church, any indications of homosexuality contained therein could only be ambiguous, at best. Message: 62213 Author: $ Steve MacGregor Category: Answer! Subject: Jeff Beck Date: 11/16/89 Time: 21:15:24 Yes, your answer was correct -- Hazel, Heather, and Holly are triplets. I hadn't thought about their being nuns as a possible solution, though. ========= Pascal #(O,O)# Hoot! MacProgrammer ========= Message: 62214 Author: Mike Carter Category: Chit Chat Subject: Comdex Date: 11/16/89 Time: 21:29:58 What's even funnier than Trammiel 's personal Atari ? It's watching 200,000 stuffed shirts and three-pieced suits battle each other in an elbox-to-elbow race to grab the freebies and still look dignified. Now that WAS funny. Message: 62215 Author: $ Todd Reese Category: Chit Chat Subject: John Berger Date: 11/16/89 Time: 22:33:40 Actually, and with no disrespect intended, I believe Rich Fohl was the first $tatus User to permanently leave Apollo. Message: 62216 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Get-Togethers (GTs) Subject: MLK Date: 11/17/89 Time: 00:52:53 Re: The Great MLK Film GT! The GT ended at 12:45 am... Thanks Zak for the idea. And thanks to those who came and made it an enjoyable evening for Sandy and I. Yawn.... time for Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Message: 62217 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Bob Date: 11/17/89 Time: 01:21:49 RE: Just what is it you think I said that is wrong? That a man who cheats in his private life would by necessity also cheat in his public life. And that they cannot be judged separately. Does "Thornbob" bug you? Message: 62218 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Beck Date: 11/17/89 Time: 01:27:17 I'm not sure if he was homosexual, but there is evidence that he very much hated women. I don't know about Whitman. The article doesn't specifically say that they were homosexual, but that they had something unusual or possibly unacceptable about their sexuality. (Kind of sneaky of the writer, actually.) He might have been better off using Leonardo da Vinci and Virgina Woolf as examples. Message: 62219 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Question? Subject: Leonardo Date: 11/17/89 Time: 01:56:27 I take it there is some definitive proof that he was homosexual. What is it? Also, misogeny is not evidence of homosexuality. For all I know, any of these people *might* have been homosexual. But it seems to me that, often, because of modern attitudes and even the deliberate desire to generate "great" examples of homosexuals, ambiguous facts are skewed and interpreted as positive evidence of this or that. Turn of the century biographers pointed out that Whitman "bathed in eau-de-cologne", that he was "fond of cooking", that he possessed an "infantile configuration" (boyish, perhaps), "delicate skin", that there was "something womanly in him" (read sissy) and that he harbored an "attitude and behavior toward sex that could not be considered normal." One physician asked, with great delicacy, "could he have been eunuchoid?" He lived something of a bohemian life and for a number of years wore an enormous stud of pearls. None of this, however, is evidence for homosexuality. Message: 62220 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Clapton...er, Beck Date: 11/17/89 Time: 02:27:04 I wasn't trying to use his misogeny to prove his homosexuality, just pointing out that he had an unusual sexuality. The same with Whitman. They may have been full-blooded heterosexuals, for all I know. I am fairly certain that Leonardo was homosexual, though tangible proof won't be easy to find. Standard art textbooks give more information about what he did in the realms of art and science -- not in the realms of the bedroom. But I clearly remember one of my teachers saying that he was homosexual. Not that "My teacher said so" is worth anything as proof...but that's why I believe it to be the case. You may remember the controversy over the Mona Lisa that arose a year or so back; Some art historians were claiming that she was a self-portrait -- Leonardo stylizing how he'd like to look as a woman, or something like that. These claims were based on the fact (?) that he was homosexual. In any case, I think those claims were mostly dismissed. From Gardner's _Art Through the Ages_ : "[Leonardo's] mind and personality seem to us superhuman; the man himself, mysterious and remote." Message: 62221 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: War! Subject: Cliff/first posts Date: 11/17/89 Time: 05:33:32 I'm glad I made your day. Message: 62222 Author: $ Paul Savage Category: Chit Chat Subject: Bob/clown suit Date: 11/17/89 Time: 05:42:20 Freddie Freckles will be home in the closet and makeup cabinet on those days Bob, as I don the garb of a Jewish merchant in the Jerusalem temple during Jesus' time. I hope poor Freddie doesn't get too lonely. (big smile right back at ya) Message: 62223 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: M.L.K. et al. Date: 11/17/89 Time: 08:54:33 This is my personal opinion for what it's worth re: all the scandal printed about our politicians and M.L.K. ..... for one, I believe about a forth of it - it's so easy to write such stuff and make lots of moolah off of it once the person is dead. How much has been made off of Elvis alone? How much embellishment has been added to these stories for shock value? Because of it all, we won't ever really know the truth. Take the example on King ... in all respects, he is an American hero. He advocated no-violence and only ask for what is right to begin with. He not only changed the blacks problems - he changed the whites also - made many turn from prejudice into loving our fellow man - all men! He united them to a great extent - more so than at any time in history. He helped make America into a better country - to face up to what it stood for and to act upon those beliefs. Prejudice and bigotry are ugly and he showed us how ugly it really was. It was a giant sore upon this land and he helped heal it. Unfortunately, it's still healing, but certainly better thanks to people like him. So I say, so what to his personal life. Compared to what he did that was good, the bad certainly doesn't out weight it. Why must we take our heros and tear them apart piece by piece? How terrible that we took such a man and now he's known more for the adultrous affairs he had and his communist connections than the good he did! In fact, it's always in the same breath. Never do you hear anymore of just the good. I didn't want to KNOW all of this scandal and am sorry I do. This man was shot down cruely because he was trying to make this a better country. He DID make it a better country and in our zeal for scandal, lets not forget that. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62224 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: More Date: 11/17/89 Time: 09:10:06 We did the very same thing to Bobby and Jack Kennedy. I've did massive reading on both and always came to the conclusion they really tried and wanted to make this a better country. To me, they were the real American heros of the first class. Yes, I've read all the negative stuff too, but here again, the bad does not out weigh the good they did. I liked to believe that Jack and Jackie were the ideal couple that were happy and that Jack was doing a good job as president. He at least was the last president I had any faith in. (Bush who?) I wasn't disappointed in finding out about his personal life - I didn't care what he did. Only that he was my president and I had faith in him fully. It seems now, with our policians, the media looks for the dirt first than what the man is capable of. Right now, we don't have any heros and I miss them to be honest. I'll even stick my neck out and say that I don't think Mecham was that bad! He made mistakes, yes, but I think underneath all the media garbage and the Arizona politicians that didn't want him in office because he didn't agree with them - he would have made a great governor. Reading between the lines, I saw a man that really wanted and could have helped this state. But we stared believing all the garbage and the truth was lost and we won Moffart. Oh Joy! -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62225 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: The G.T. Date: 11/17/89 Time: 09:46:38 It was a most pleasant GT last night. Good to see Dean, Beau, Zakey and James again after a long time. Of course, Bonnie and Bob's presence is always nice. Thanks for having us Cliff and Sandy. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62226 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: store wars Date: 11/17/89 Time: 15:39:55 Well, for at least the second time now, Smitty's has taken out a full page ad in the republic comparing around 70 products ("both regular priced and advertised specials") to those of Smith's and Albertson's. The ad shows that Smith's prices are 10% higher than Smitty's, and Albertson's prices are 13% higher than Smitty's. Contrast this with recent ads by Smith's and Albertson's comparing prices (Smith's in fact compared over 300 items). I doubt that it's a revelation to anyone, but it just goes to show you how price comparisons can be manipulated to "prove" anything. Message: 62227 Author: Jeff Beck Category: News Today Subject: The Jungle -- 1989 Date: 11/17/89 Time: 15:53:25 Donna Bazemore, a former worker at a Perdue Industries poultry plant in North Carolina testified for a congressional panel, a labor-management relations subcomittee of the House Education and Labor Comittee. The testimony came during a hearing on proposed changes to a whistle-blowing law. "To start with, the plants are filthy. The floors regularly are covered with grease, fat, sand, and roaches. Bugs are up and down the sides of the walls . . . chickens regularly fall off the line and into all the muck on the floor. The supervisors have workers put them back on the line." Bazemore said workers are instructed every day to remove tags from hundreds of chickens condemned for diseases such as tumors and growths on their intestines. Chicken parts are sometimes removed from a filthy floor drain and thrown back onto the line, she said. At Perdue, she said, workers were told that if they spoke to reporters or the Agriculture department, they would be fired. Bazemore is now an organizer for the Center for Women's Economic Alternatives, a support group for workers in the poultry industry. Perdue Farms responded by issuing a press release calling Bazemore "less than a model employee." Rep. Marge Rouksema, R-N.J., said that the matter would be "referred to the appropriate congressional comittee, as well as the Agriculture Dept. (as if this could go on without government corruption in the Ag. Dept.) Message: 62228 Author: Jeff Beck Category: Chit Chat Subject: Joe Satriani Date: 11/17/89 Time: 15:58:02 Has anyone heard his new album, "Flying in a Blue Dream" ? I was looking forward to his next album, until I read that he has left his instrumental format and sings (his own lyrics) on the album. What percentage of the 18 (!) tracks features his (no doubt) less than dulcimer tones? Message: 62229 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: The SYSOP Speaks Subject: SIG wars Date: 11/17/89 Time: 16:22:22 Not really... However, let me tell you about a *NEW* SIG on Apollo that was the brain child of $tatus member Zak Woodruff, the m and Video SIG. Currently, for as few members that have signed up for it, it is the busiest SIG on Apollo! Some of the subject matter being talked about is, Married with Childern, (a sick sit-com (my opinion)), a few TRIVIA questions have already been posted (and as of this post, no one has answered my trivia question correctly yet) and a number of other TV/Movie related facts and gossip. If you have $tatus, and would like to belong to this SIG....Just send me a letter in the ost office, and I will promptly set it into your $tatus profile. If you are not a $tatus Member of Apollo.... Why not read the <$>cmd file in the
ain menu and consider joining. Yes, Zak is the SigOp of the m SIG, and has selected the categories himself. *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* Message: 62230 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Answer! Subject: last Date: 11/17/89 Time: 16:42:44 Aw, shucks... Message: 62231 Author: Mike Carter Category: Chit Chat Subject: Price wars Date: 11/17/89 Time: 16:55:32 Yep. Smitty's can manipulate their prices for ONE day and still be legal on advertising. If not for the prices, I'd say Smith's has Snitt's beat hands down for the selection and quality. Then again, who's to say what will happen 6 months down the road when all of this brohuha dissolves... Well, there is one good thing amoungst all this...only the best all-round stores will survive. Message: 62232 Author: $ Bob Thornburg Category: Chit Chat Subject: Zak Date: 11/17/89 Time: 18:27:19 Re: "Does "Thornbob" bug you?" Not really. I've been called worse. Re: "a man who cheats in his private life would by necessity also cheat in his public life" Well that's close. I probably would have said it a little differently, like this: A man who cheats in private life is more inclined to also cheat in his public life, than a man who does not cheat in his private life. Message: 62233 Author: $ James Taranto Category: Chit Chat Subject: Woodruf Date: 11/17/89 Time: 19:58:53 I think I once heard David Brudnoy is homosexual. I may be mistaken about that, however. Message: 62234 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Chit Chat Subject: Mark/Puzzle Date: 11/17/89 Time: 21:26:20 Neither puzzle said that it was meant to find the most qualified applicant. It is as obvious that qualifications fall outside the scope of these puzzles as it is that the whole point here was to do the puzzles, not to try and advance the state of human resource management. If we assume that such a puzzle has to be absolutely fair and allow equal chance of solution to each player, we are assuming at least two things too many. First, that those responsible wanted it to be so, even though they are using a logic puzzle instead of any realistic method. Second, that those responsible did, in fact, actually, and without error, come up with a perfect puzzle. You are wrong in stating that a landing a red hat does not guarantee victory for the front player in the hat puzzle. It was stated that the player had to be able to tell the color of hat, and how they KNEW it. This eliminates guessing as an alternative. Facing this situation, any player who assumes that the puzzle is fair to all players would have to conclude that there can be no way for any of them to win. If the front player believed this, there would be no reason to listen to the other player's responses or give them any thought. The front player could just say, 'No' when asked if the color of the front hat was known. Message: 62235 Author: $ Dean Hathaway Category: Chit Chat Subject: Mark/puzzle Date: 11/17/89 Time: 21:27:08 In the matter of 'his', Professor Strunk has been dead since 1946. His writing may still be the authority on the subject, but I note that Todd Reese was able to answer the puzzle without giving any appearance of assuming male gender for the players. See You Later, Dean H. Message: 62236 Author: $ Beauregard Dog Category: Get-Togethers (GTs) Subject: MLK GT Date: 11/17/89 Time: 21:33:15 It was great to see everybody, and to meet Bob and Bonnie. Too bad that "Bob" and Rod didn't show up. Message: 62237 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: Taranto Date: 11/18/89 Time: 00:27:40 Why are you concerned about David Brudnoy's sexuality? Message: 62238 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Jeff/prices Date: 11/18/89 Time: 07:53:33 Regardless of what the ads say - Smith's is the all around lowest and you can really save. -=*) ANN (*=- Message: 62239 Author: $ James Taranto Category: Chit Chat Subject: Woodruff Date: 11/18/89 Time: 09:00:15 If I were concerned with Brudnoy's sexuality, I would remember whether he is homosexual or not.