Apollo BBS Archive

Apollo BBS Archive - May 8, 1989

Mail from Dean Hathaway
Date: 05/06/89  Time: 22:53:36

Thanks!
   See You Later
      Dean H.
[A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

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 1:Admit it, you are a writer with a good sense of what is necessary to make a 
 2:believable story.  The point of your story was intense.  Who did you
 3:plagarize it from?  Just kidding.    -Rod

Mail from Nick Ianuzzi
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 04:14:30

No, I didn't see 'ol Carl. What's he talking about?

Interesting that only one month after the import ban was placed on the
AK-47, there is already a black market for them. Capitalism at work, I
guess. Asshole politicians can't understand that the same thing applies to
drugs.
[A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

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 1:        Did you read in today's Rebublic about a nation-wide group that call
 2:themselves 'freemen'?  I'm for that although the religious part can go.
 3:They have their own elected officials and have put leins on the property of 
 4:some of the local, illegally elected, politicians.  Interesting.  They do 
 5:not pay taxes or register their autos either.  They hang plates on them that
 6:say, FREEMAN.  Senator Wayne Stumpt is in their corner.  There is no 
 7:knowledge that the IRS has ever convicted one of them.  They are nationwide 
 8:and they keep in touch.   -Rod

Mail from Ann Oudin
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 08:50:59

I read your story briefly as it was downloading and then again later and
then again! Terrific! You definately have writting talent and ought to
persue (sp? ha) it. I also liked Deans and he has talent too - however,
didn't enjoy it as much because it's the kind of story that I'm not crazy
about - sort of Dungeons & Dragons - you know. My story was not meant to be
the least bit funny! Sometimes I feel the moralist would like to see the
Inquisition come back and the burning at the stake of all the heretics!
See you later. -=*) ANN (*=-
[A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

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 1:        The point in Dean's story parrallels the 'written word', the obscure
 2:bible.  He made excellent points.
 3:        Your story parrallels what basically the establishment is right now 
 4:doing to many people.  The Inquisition still lives.  A full blown story 
 5:could be made of all three.  Who do we contact?   _Rod

Mail from Apollo SYSOP
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 23:14:05

Sandy and I did enjoy your story Rod... Just thought I would say something
here so you don't take the posts on the board to heart.

Cliff
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 1:        No problem.  I did find my 'time' error.  Sorry that Sandy, I, James
 2:and many others had to melt.  Glad you enjoyed it.  I enjoyed writing it 
 3:even though I almost fell asleep at the keyboard.  I did it all in one 
 4:sitting.  I wanted to.  I then edited the mistakes I caught the next night 
 5:then uploaded.   Thanks.    -Rod

$tatus Club Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 5468
Author: $ Ben Larkin
Category: Question?
Subject: Anyone
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 12:55:54

Is this sig for paying members only? What is usually the topic of
conversation here? === Benny ===

Message: 5469
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 16:01:42

Yes; I don't know.

Message: 5470
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Answer!
Subject: Ben
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 05:31:18

 First of all Ben, welcome to Apollo $tatus!
The answer to your question is yes, this SIG is for those users of Apollo
who have $tatus. In other words, those who feel, as you apparently do, that
this BBS is worth at least $10 a year. One of the things we get for our
money is access to SIGS such as this. You may also enjoy the CHRistian SIG,
since I see that you also claim Jesus as your Saviour.
 The topics here are not too much different than they are on the main BBS.
It's just not quite as crowded, and we (in our vanity) like to think that
the quality of message content here is a bit better at least.
 Good to have you with us, and once again, welcome. God bless.

Message: 5471
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Sandy....
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 07:13:10

Hey....................Sandy................

     You always want to stay upwind of anyone who eats beans and cabbage!

See Y'aa..............
Jeannie

Message: 5472
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Jeannie
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 10:49:12

        Yea, I know about the upwind, but you mentioned being DOWNWIND.
So, I ask ........ if you want to be upwind of someone who has eaten beans
and cabbage .... then .... who do you want to be downwind of?

Message: 5473
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Wind
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 19:01:07

Hey..............Sandy............

The answer is:

              No-one that's been eating cabbage and beans!

See Y'aa..............
Jeannie

Message: 5474
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Downwind
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:06:03

        Nor do you want to be downwind of Cliff when he 'toots'.

Message: 5475
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Ben
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:06:51

        Welcome to Apollo.  Don't mind JT, he's just the Carl Sagan of
Apollo.    -Rod

Apollo Underground Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 162
Author: $ Traci Sibel
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: badmitten
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 01:02:23

"Badmitton

hi!!
Trace

Message: 163
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last?
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 04:18:16

What is a "Traci Sibel"?

Message: 164
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 10:11:29

        A Traci Sibel is something that runs around shouting
                "Badmitton!"

Message: 165
Author: $ Traci Sibel
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 22:02:16

Isn't the standard "Tennis, Anyone?"
I prefer racquetball... has a little more action to it...
Trace

Message: 166
Author: $ Peter Petrisko
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: SIBEL
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 00:21:11

     I heard you had died of a drug overdose in the Fall of '88.
I guess I heard wrong.  So, where have you been?

Message: 167
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 09:55:03

I heard she joined Hell's Angels.  Then when she was mixing up a batch of
LSD, absorbed enough to get King Kong off.  I guess she recovered.

Message: 168
Author: $ Ralph Blehm
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Sandy
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 18:34:46

Ask sandy what movie she likes the best?
                 Love Ya 
                 Ralph

Message: 169
Author: $ Traci Sibel
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last few
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 19:52:25

I did. I died. I am communicating from the beyond. (Twilight Zone fades out)
So, Pea, how ya been?

Message: 170
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: LSD
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:08:22

        One never recovers from LSD just as one never recovers from a war or
other similiar disaster.  -Rod

Creative Corner Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 2205
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Sandy/pats
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 08:58:35

For a dollar a piece for pats - I am prepared to give you $2,737.00 dollars
worth! Not only that, but I will declare your story the winner without even
reading it! That's how much faith I have in you Mighty sysopette! And your
beautiful too not to mention your great intelligence! Sincerely,
                               -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 2206
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Review/Critique
Subject: Last
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 10:14:34

        Yea, but I was not born yesterday ----- as much as I wish I were, I
wasn't.

        Besides, I am not that type of person. I can not be bought with
pats.

Message: 2207
Author: $ Dean Hathaway
Category: Kontest
Subject: Review
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 12:45:38

  Comparing the stories submitted by Ann and Rod, I think that Ann is the
clear winner in the shortness category and also in the smallest number
of Apollo members killed.
  Rod wins the sexual content category hands down, and deserves honorable
mention in the category of not singling out Jim Lippard to die for a
book in which his name does not appear.
  On my own behalf, mine still has the more subtle approach to brow
beating the reader, and a funnier ending.
  I am anxious to see more.
     See You Later
      Dean H.

Message: 2208
Author: $ Ben Larkin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Story
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 12:58:57

I appears some of you have written a story. How can I read them. Can't find
them on this sig. === Benny ===

Message: 2209
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer!
Subject: Ben/Story
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 13:37:16

        Go to the [L]ibrary and [D]own load them just like all the other IBM
software you have been downloading, except: (A) use the [A]SCII mode instead
of [X]modem and :(B) you will not find the stories listed so just ask for by
them by name:   For the Dean Hathaway story ask for     DEANH.TXT
                For the Ann Oudin story aks for         ANNOASSP.TXT
                For the Rod Williams story ask for      RODW.TXT
        So far that is it.... I hope to see a few more..............

I do not expect to see a story from you Ben since you do NOT know the users
yet and would not know how to place them.  But do enjoy the reading.  Once
you get to know them, you will understand their character portrayal in the
stories much better.

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 2210
Author: $ Gary Jones
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: stories
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 16:17:57

Cliff, do you have any stories archived from previous contests?  I'm not
asking to have them put back on disk, just wondering if they were available?

                                                   ****  Gary   ****

Message: 2211
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Gary....
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 23:17:09

        I thought I had some of the old stories saved... but I think they
are all on TRS-80 disk....  I am not sure.   Maybe next time I put Tom R
Slone together, I may take a look.

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 2213
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Dean/my story
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 06:54:02

How nice of you to point out my fax paux regarding Jim not being mentioned
in Rod booklet. OF course your right, but look at it this way - my story was
a 'pretend' story - so just pretend that Jim was in Rod's book!
                            -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 2214
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Review/Critique
Subject: Dandy Sandy
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 08:23:45

I just got through reading your Kontest story. Excellent! However, there is
one flaw - if Allen did indeed give me all that gold and jewels, I would not
head for Vegas - but would cash them in, and run to the sysops house with
$2,737.00 cash in hand! See? -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 2215
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Review/Critique
Subject: Gary/you story
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 08:26:50

That was great - I'm still laughing at the ending. You have quite a sense of
humor. However, I am not at all happy over the waitress in your story. 'Old
Broad' indeed! She sounded like a wonderful, pure and innocent person to me
and quite beautiful too! You missed the boat kiddo. -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 2216
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Review/Critique
Subject: Ann
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 10:56:43

        The pure and innocent person you were chewing Gary out for is
portrayed in my story. I suggest you re-read the "Veil of Innocence".

Message: 2217
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Stereo-types
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 19:03:49

Hey......................Y'all..................

     Li'l Jeannie appreciates all the attention, but how come I seem to have
acquired this "certain reputation"???

     Hell hath no fury like a virtuous woman scorned.  (They tell me!)

See Y'aa..............
Jeannie

Message: 2218
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Kontest
Subject: Stories grow...
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 19:19:02

        I am proud to say, we have added more stories to the list....
 
From Jeannie Innajug.... Sandy and the Wolf    INNAJUG.TXT

From Gary Jones.....  Apollo Nights    GARYJ.TXT

From Sandy SysOp....  Veil of Innocence   SANDYS.TXT

added to the ones alread there:

From Dean Hathaway...... An Audience With A King    DEANH.TXT

From Ann Oudin.......... The Modern Inquisition     ANNOASSP.TXT

From Rodney Williams .... The Grass Tastes Good    RODW.TXT

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 2219
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Ann
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:14:23

        Jim Lippard would have been in my booklet if he had been in town. 
He would have had some mighty good posts, too.

        I can hardly wait to download the new stories.  Any bribes?

        I hope everyone that read Dean's story got the point of the matter. 
If not, let me know and I will explain it to you.

        Rod

The outer COSmos Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 3075
Author: $ Ben Larkin
Category: Question ?
Subject: Rod Williams
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 13:00:32

Is this another story or the one mentioned in the creative sig?
=== Benny ===

Message: 3076
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer !
Subject: Ben/story
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 13:42:19

        Rod likes to confuse new users...  he is talking about the story in
the WRONG SIG... that is really a product of the ART SIG.....  ROD!
        I also mentioned it on the PUBlic board to get some non members
interested in the stories....but then Rod also thought he should post there
as well....
        And then, there is the RGB SIG... but that is another story to deep
in doodoo to talk about.  (Mostly Rod's Doodoo)

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 3077
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Ben
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:15:37

        See last post for answer.  Thanks Cliff and sorry for the confusion.

Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 58576
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Stephen Collins
Date: 05/06/89  Time: 23:35:39

        I can't say I have seen your name around here before, but darn good
post.  I agree with your description of Carl Sagan.  He sure has a big head,
but does speak rather well as a narrator.
        Rod Williams seems to quick to praise scientists, but seems totaly
unaware that it was scientists that developed most weapons including the
NUKE Bomb.   -Cliff

Message: 58577
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Ann on women
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 05:26:33

Women free? Heck, they're not even cheap!
(Sorry Ann, I just couldn't resist the pun. You know us clowns!)

Message: 58578
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Paul/last
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 09:11:03

You sound like my husband - he claims he put $2 down on me and has been
paying through the nose ever since. True! -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 58579
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Sagan
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 09:21:14

He is silly.

Message: 58580
Author: $ Ben Larkin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: To all
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 12:54:46

Hi! I'm back and now a member. I read back through a few messages and I see
you had a long religious discussion. It certainly got heated didn't it? I am
a Christian, but a liberal one, but I can't understand why you fight so much
over all of it! To each his own is my motto. Catch you around.
=== Benny ===

Message: 58581
Author: $ Ben Larkin
Category: Question?
Subject: Sysop
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 13:10:06

What is the RGB sig all about? === Benny ===

Message: 58582
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer!
Subject: Ben / RGB
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 13:51:07

        You are Christian, you do NOT want to be in that SIG with those
animals.  You see it as Rod God and Bob....  It is not the GOD you are
thinking of...  You are thinking a loving God....  RGB is the God of Hate
and profanity... I should have said Non-God.  It would make the users of the
COSmos SIG blush....  It is a SIG where they get out their frustrations and
then all is well on the other SIGs.

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 58583
Author: Erik Simenson
Category: Hard/Software
Subject: PRINTER
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 15:12:28

 AM LOOKING FOR AN IBM COMPATABLE PRINTER OF ANY TYPE
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASEM LEAVE ME A MSG.
        ERIK SIMENSON
                          THANKS

Message: 58584
Author: $ Bob Thornburg
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Ann
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 16:33:18

Re:  "As long as there are beauty contests,
Great Alaskan Bush companies, women's half clad bodies advertizing cereals,
the Sports illustrated Swim suit issus etc. etc. women will not be/are not
equal, free, nor will they be standing on their own two feet."

I couldn't have said it better, and I couldn't agree with you more!

Message: 58585
Author: $ Bob Thornburg
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Sagan/Rod
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 16:41:29

I must agree that the USA has its share of problems, but the ones you
mention, environment and nuclear weapons are not high on the list of
priority.  The violent crime has to be very high on the list.  When I can
quit being concerned about being mugged on the street or having my home
broken into then I might have time to look into too many bombs.

Message: 58586
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Ann/Bush co.
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 18:02:59

Actually you are quite wrong...  There is nothing wrong with Bush Company
and other places of it's nature.  Just as there is nothing wrong with women
going to Chippendale shows.  When sexuality is repressed, no good can come
of it.  

That is also why prostitution should be legalized.  While I would guess that
prostitition is main for the sake of men, women can surely have their fun
also.

Does one women showing her body ruin all women?  Anyway, what is wrong with
someone showing their assets?

Message: 58587
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Ann
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 19:37:49

Hawley is right.  Besides, if prostitution and the like are not allowed, how
is someone like him supposed to get any sexual satisfaction?

Message: 58588
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Oudin
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 19:39:26

How is anyone's freedom diminished by beauty contests, the Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue, and so forth?  I do not know of anyone who is
forced to engage in such activity.

Message: 58589
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: The SYSOP Speaks
Subject: Kontest News
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 23:51:14

This post is uploaded from the ART SIG for those of you who may be
interested.  This may prove to be the best short story contest to date on
cApollo.  The story can be [D]ownloaded from the [L]ibray (ASCII)
------------------------------------------------------------------------
 

        I am proud to say, we have added more stories to the list....

From Gary Jones.....  Apollo Nights    GARYJ.TXT

From Sandy SysOp....  Veil of Innocence   SANDYS.TXT

added to the ones alread there:

From Dean Hathaway...... An Audience With A King    DEANH.TXT

From Ann Oudin.......... The Modern Inquisition     ANNOASSP.TXT

From Rodney Williams .... The Grass Tastes Good    RODW.TXT

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=* 
[A]bort, [B]ack, [C]ontinue or [E]nter reply:

Message: 58590
Author: $ Peter Petrisko
Category: News Today
Subject: RANDOM NOTES
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 00:07:27

     A 12-year-old reporter for 'Childrens Express' did ask Dan Quayle, "If
my father raped me, and I became pregnant, could I get an abortion then?"
Quayle said no.  The girl said, "But my life would be ruined."  Quayle said,
"You could get counseling."
     On another occasion, Quayle was asked, "If the woman who was raped by
Willie Horton had become pregnant, would you approve of an abortion?" 
Quayle answered that "She could go to the hospital right away and get a D. &
C., which would be different from an abortion."

Message: 58591
Author: $ Peter Petrisko
Category: News Today
Subject: RANDOM NOTES
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 00:15:06

     I have done the best I know how, and I have given all I can give and I
haven't got any guilt about anything because I have never been able to say
any wrong.
     I have never found any wrong.
     I looked at wrong, and it is all relative.
     Wrong is if you haven't got any money.
     Wrong is if your car payment is overdue.
     Wrong is if the TV breaks.
     Wrong is if President Kennedy gets killed.
     Wrong is, wrong is, wrong is - you keep on, you pile it in your mind. 
You become belabored with it, and in your confusion.....
     I make up my own mind.  I think for myself.  I look at you and I say,
"Okay, you make up your own mind, you think for yourself, then you see your
mothers and your fathers and your teachers and your preachers and your
politicians and your presidents, and you lay in your brain with your
opinions, considerations, conclusions --"
And I look at you and I say, "Okay, if you are real to you it's okay with me
but you don't look real to me."

Message: 58592
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Bob/Bush co. etc.
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 06:22:23

And I am glad that as a man, you agree! Most men write it off because they
think these things are just great. Why not? It's certainly for them and not
the women! I've kind of always thought that it ought to be the same for the
women - nude male dancers, hunks advertizing cereal etc. etc. but have
changed my mind. Then men would loose some of their freedom and who needs to
watch a TV commercial for toothpaste with a naked man looking into the
camera with a come hither look letting the females know that if they use
this kind of toothpaste, this is what they'll get. Ha ha. Anyway - if I want
to see sex, all I need do is go rent a movie of my choice or I can go in one
of those adult books stores. But sex is over done and getting boring. 
                            -=*) ANN (*=-
P.S. Not in general! Just in the medias. Ha.

Message: 58593
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: James H./Bush
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 06:34:17

To be honest, I'm not all that against places like the Bush Co. and
Chippendales. If that's what people want to go see, I don't care. But
sometimes, I still wonder why we need places like that. Whats the real
purpose. Turn on? If so, why? You can't take it home with you!
Re: prostitution - I've always been for legalizing it. If that's the way a
woman wants to make a living, that ought to be up to her. BTW - there is one
thing I DON'T agree with - Prostitutes do not have fun doing it. It is a
degrading job legal or not. I hardly think the 'Johns' treat them with the
utmost respect and neither does society. 
Your last comment - "what is wrong with a woman showing her assets?"
A woman has many assets. She not just a piece of tail. However, sometimes
they act like thats all they are. -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 58594
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: JT/58587
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 06:35:03

Ha - you have a point there. -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 58595
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: JT/contests etc.
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 06:45:31

It is all so totally silly. Why should a woman parade herself around in a
bathing suit and be judged on whether she's better looking than the other
women? She gets all sorts of awards, fame and glory for nothing other than
being born to look the way she does. Also, where is MR. America contests?
Lets judge the men on their looks alone? Lets strip him down and put him on
display. Forget his brain, just look at the pectorals, his chest, his bulge!
Re: the Swim suit edition - that's even sillier. What are all these 'air
brushed' pictures of women, posed provocatively, with a look on their faces
like 'come and get it' got to do with sports? I'm talking football, baseball
etc. here! I've seen hunting magazines with beautiful women in string
bikinis on the front, holding a rifle in one hand and the antlers of a dead
buck in the other like she shot it herself in that get up. Whats the
purpose? -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 58596
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Peter/58590
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 06:48:44

And those wonderful lines came from the Vice President of the United States
too! He is the Vice President isn't he? Hmmm - I forgot. -=*) ANN (*=-
P.S. BTW whos president now?

Message: 58597
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Rod/paper today
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 07:03:33

Did you happen to read the article in the paper (5/8/89) about a group
called 'Freemen'? The more I read, the more I liked what they were doing.
They don't pay taxes, register their cars or obtain drivers licenses for a
start. Whee! Think I'll join! -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 58598
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Ann
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 10:03:16

How do you know that prostitutes don't enjoy their jobs?  Maybe *you* would
not enjoy doing it.  I don't think that people working at McDonalds could
enjoy it at all.  They are degrading themselves, working for low wages with
little hope for real advancement.  Despite that, many people do enjoy
working at McDonalds.

I could probably dig up some references to prostitutes who enjoy their job.

Message: 58599
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: JT
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 10:03:27

Actually I'm into bestiality.

Message: 58602
Author: Ezekiel Prophet
Category: News Today
Subject: ROD/ACCIDENT
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 16:59:59

        Rod it amazes me that you can get so pissed off at a God that is not
there. Or is He? Rod only you seem to know. ---- THE PROPHET ----

Message: 58603
Author: $ Dean Hathaway
Category: Answer!
Subject: Ben/RGB
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 17:15:04

  Cliff is right, you don't want to be in there. The things Cliff says on
there would probably drive you right off the system.
   See You Later
      Dean H.

Message: 58604
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Oudin
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 17:19:01

Fine, so you do not care for beauty contests or pictures of women in
swimsuits.  You are free to have your own tastes.  But you have yet to
explain how any of this diminishes anyone's freedom.  Has anyone held you at
gunpoint and forced you to participate in a beauty contest?

Message: 58605
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: JT/Sagan
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:18:59

        Carl Sagan and you have many things in common.  You are both
intelligent.  You both have big heads.  You both are silly.  I could go on
but three is enough.    -Rod

Message: 58606
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Bob Thornburg/crime
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:23:21

        Crime on the street is caused by a corrupt society.  Crime filters
down from the top and ends up in the street.  We're not going to see less
crime in the streets, even if we build 10,000 new prisons, until we have
intelligent people in government.  I fear that this won't come to pass
during this life time.  Politicians are not good examples nor are our
so-called religious leaders.  I'm afraid we're #%^@#@.   -Rod

Message: 58607
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: James Hawley
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:25:09

        I knew a male prostitute.  I haven't seen him in years.  I guess he
wore out.  -Rod

Message: 58608
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Ann/FREEMEN
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:30:48

        Yes, I read it and enjoyed it.  Senator Wayne Stump is behind the
operation.  He openly supports it.  Communism is having some necessary
changes, it's about time for Capitalism to do likewise.   -Rod

Message: 58609
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Ezekiel Prophet
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:32:43

        Whenever I mention a god or a devil, I jest.  I do not have any
'fairies' in my head.  I cleared the space for more important matters.-Rod

Rod, God & Bob Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 348
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Little Mistake
Date: 05/06/89  Time: 23:47:07

        You fall over yourself talking about what you believe to be mistakes
in the Bible, but when you make a MAJOR blunder... you chalk it off so
quickly???  I was led to believe (by you) that you were better than everyone
else including God.

        Black female and white male.... so what does that have to do with
ending the discrimination problem?  You are not consistent in your logic 
Boanhead (can I call you that)......  First you claim we are ALL brother and
sister anyway.....  So how come we have so many different races?  What
happened along the way that seperated us?  What would happen next time to
make if different?  Come on Boanhead, let us all know and then PROVE it!
Frankly, I think you have been dicked in the ear to many times to answer any
of this.

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 349
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: "dicked in the ear"
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 04:22:35

You know, that has kind of a nice ring to it.

Message: 350
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Labia Breath?
Date: 05/07/89  Time: 09:08:29

Hahahahahahahaha! "Dicked in the ear"? Hahahahaha. This whole sig. has
became a great story! But I think the funniest sentence all week has been
Rod's - in his story when he is talking about Paul starting 'Clowns for
Christ"!!! Hahahahahahhaha. Has Paul read any of those stories? He should -
he's in them all! -=*) ANN (*=-
P.S. Sorry to have interrupted you tirade - please continue!

Message: 351
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: The looney Cliff
Date: 05/08/89  Time: 22:46:51

        Okay, fart face, I will tell you.

My story has two endings.  One you saw, the other takes longer.  Listen,
there is high tech computer, radio, television, and assorted equipment
aboard the shuttle.  The two surviving people would not face the same
problems that our earlier ancestors faced.  They, because of no real
technology or ways to get around easily, were trapped in the same
environment for centuries.  Take the people in Africa, they lived in a sun
baked desert, developed dark skin in order to survive and of course
developed their own distinct language.  People stuck in all different climes
developed their own language.  With the shuttle's equipment, these two new
Adam and Eves could keep in touch with their newly created tribe.
The language would remain the same, a mixture of Russian and English.  This
would prevent misunderstandings down the road.  People would not be as
suspicious of each other if they understood the same language.  The Indians
of the American Plains fought the cowboys because of a great class
distinction.  Hell, a new bible could be written even, explaining that all
people are from Cliff and Yasmin and are borther and sister.  That would all
that would be necessary in that book except one could thrown in some good
common sense.  But with the equipment avaliable, a new and better world
could be set up, avoiding man's earlier mistakes.  If everyone today knew
that they were brother and sister in the flesh, then this would affect our
relationships with each other.  Hope this answers your questions, buttface.
A rush of other ideas occured to me, for later.   -Rod

  Done

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