Apollo BBS Archive

Apollo BBS Archive - June 1, 1989


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Message: 5556
Author: $ Dean Hathaway
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: JT/GT
Date: 05/31/89  Time: 20:25:06

  I'm sorry to hear that you will not be in attendence. I hadn't really
expected you to be able to come, but you would have been welcome.
   See You Later
      Dean H.

Message: 5557
Author: $ Dean Hathaway
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Rod/GT
Date: 05/31/89  Time: 20:27:32

  We won't be serving any drugs, unless you can find something in the
bathroom medicine cabinet that you would like to try.
   See You Later
      Dean H.

Message: 5558
Author: $ Todd Reese
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Rod's drugs
Date: 05/31/89  Time: 20:57:29

How about Pepsi?

Message: 5560
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: GT
Date: 05/31/89  Time: 22:52:21

I can't make it.

Message: 5561
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Yuppie Grocery Store
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:43:28

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT KILL IT!
 
(ahem; excuse me)

Message: 5562
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Rod/Drug Menu
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:45:44

Ah, the usual stuff... Children's Kaopectate, Tylenol 3, Ipecac...

Message: 5563
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Future GT Plan
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:46:48

Have a house in the Christown area. Could start with a movie at Mann's, and
meander around, spill over to the house and be obnoxious.

Message: 5564
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Get-Togethers
Subject: Dean's GT...
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 11:44:42

        Well, you/we had better mention about this GT on the PUBlic/main
Board or B. Doggy will boycott us.  Looks like it is a 'GO'.....
        
        So, at 6pm Saturday we all will meet over at Dean Hathaway's place
(where ever that may be?)......
        
        Please respond if you ARE going or are NOT going so Dean may get a
count.  (know if he should panic or not)

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

P.S.  There will be NO recreational drugs permitted!  ...right Dean?

Message: 5565
Author: $ Peter Petrisko
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: LAST
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 12:21:40

     Dean being a Libertarian, he will probably let every person attending
decide for him/herself whether or not to take recreational drugs.

Message: 5566
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Drugs...
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 14:52:30

        Then I will not be able to attend this GT if recreational drugs are
permitted.  And that is final!

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 5567
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 17:47:29

Now we know how to get Cliff to stay home from GT's...

Message: 5568
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: GT
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 19:48:20

Hey................Ya'll..................

Have a good time without me.

See Y'aa..............
Jeannie

Message: 5569
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: GT
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:31:45

        I'll go even if Cliff boycotts the GT ........

I love a good libertarian!

Message: 5570
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Todd/drugs
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:19:27

        I'd rather have Coke.

Message: 5571
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: GT
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:23:25

        My daughter Christian is getting married this Sunday, June 4th.  I
will try to make it but I don't know how many last minute details I will
have shoved in my face.  I niether like or attend marriages or FUNerals but
since I am the girl's father it would be quite difficult to escape this one.
But I sure would like to.  People are attending from all over the country
and it is my job to walk her down the aisle although I would rather have
Paul Savage's clown do it for me.
        I'll give, getting to the GT, my bestus shot.  -Rod

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Message: 2294
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Story contest
Date: 05/31/89  Time: 22:53:24

Dean's right.

Message: 2295
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Rod/2293 Story Idea
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:39:23

I'd be interested in reading it, as long as it doesn't picture me in a
three-piece suit with an 800 number and credit card icons under my face,
smashing helpless atheists with sacred steel tipped boots or a spiked Bible.

Message: 2296
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Review/Critique
Subject: Last
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:36:23

        You should not have said what you just said, Daryl ........
Now you have given Rod one of his original ideas .........

p.s.
        The book will be out tomorrow.

Message: 2297
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Movie
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:45:33

        Went and saw a movie someone suggested to me ..... was it you, Ann?
It was called "The Adventures of Baron Munchhousen" ..........
Cute movie.
I liked it.

Message: 2298
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Daryl/steel tipped
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:24:58

        Have you been snooping in my office?

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Message: 3125
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Sandy/Debbie
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:49:07

"Debbie Does Every Noddlebrain Countryass Dumbfuck in Dallas." I think it
was shot in Shamrock, too.

Message: 3126
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Rod/3083
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:50:12

Glad you haven't caught "Deep Throat" yet. They say there's no cure yet.

Message: 3127
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Todd/3091
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:54:18

With the lack of dialogue, and brainless male actors in them, I think they
degrade men far more then they do women.
 
[Door opens.]
 
Businessman: So, you're looking for a job?
 
Woman: Yes, I am.
 
B: Well, you're going to [forgets lines] show me your qualifications.
 
W: Right here in this room, you brainless wonder?
 
B: [forgets lines] Yes.
 

Message: 3128
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Ann/3108
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:59:34

Well, if you want to go from the dog-breeding standpoint from where "Bitch"
derives, then I believe the mail title equivalent would be "Stud."

Message: 3129
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Sandy
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 09:01:15

Bug fucker?
 
How about needledick.

Message: 3130
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Daryl/names
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 10:07:40

Yeah - I can see it now ....
Man talking to another man: "Hey Joe! Did I tell you I finally got rid of
that 'Bitch' I married?"
Woman talking to another woman" "Hey Suzie! Did I tell you I finally got rid
of the 'Stud' I married?"
Same story - but different translation er? -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 3131
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Bitch/Stud/last
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:00:01

Hey................Annie...............

     I think you've got the right idea there.  When someone complains about
a woman being a bitch they're usually complaining about the more
objectionable aspects of an unpleasant woman, sort of an unmitigated female.

     I think there is some sort of a word for a macho stud male who
exemplifies the worst aspects of "maleness" amplified.  I'm not sure "stud"
is the right word, but I've seen men that have that objectionable aspect.

     It's as though all the bad or objectionable characteristics of a person
come out without any softening or moderating influence.  I think every woman
has known some woman that no other woman could get along with, even though
she seemed to attract men to her.  In the same way, there are men that no
other guys like, but they seem to attract some hapless female who doesn"t
have good sense.

Who knows?

See Y'aa..............
Jeannie

Message: 3132
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Re-BuTTal
Subject: Bugs & needles
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:43:46

        I see we saw the same movie ....... "Outrageous Fortune"!
Comparing the dead man's 'virtues' to their lover-in-common's tickled my
funny bone. Something about those words ..... Needle Dick and Bug Fucker
----- hahahahaha ------ just thinking about it puts a smile on my face.

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Message: 58980
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer!
Subject: Greeking..
Date: 05/31/89  Time: 21:06:38

        English being the official language of the State has nothing to do
with coding mail so only the party it is ment for can read it.  The post is
still in English.  Besides, I am not part of STATE Government, and that is
the only entity the law was ment for.

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 58981
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Ann/Grand PriX
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:30:40

Well, I figure you'll probably end up paying that much in taxes for it
right? So, go down and demand your shade seat, PAID IN FULL.

Message: 58982
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff/Greeking
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:31:30

It was a cheap sexual pun, Cliff.

Message: 58983
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff/Grand PriX
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:32:08

I say we break into the maintenance yard the night before, and CHIP SEAL the
route!

Message: 58984
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Rod;Cliff/Greeking
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:35:25

(Sound of a car whizzing past Cliff's head at top speed)
 
or
 
(Sound of an airplane whizzing over Cliff's head at top speed)

Message: 58985
Author: $ Peter Petrisko
Category: Question?
Subject: SYSOP/#58980
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 12:19:10

     If you're not part of the STATE Government, exactly what part of the
government ARE you affiliated with ---???

Message: 58986
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last on Peter/58985
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 15:06:15

        I am not responsible for anyone but myself.   I do not recognize
Miz Mofford as our Governor and I am not part of State Government since they
chose to ignor my ballot.  I hold no allegiance to the existing tyrant
establishment.
        Are you Peter, affiliated with the current Government and the
Phoenix forty? (Since that's who pulls Miz Moffords strings and the rest of
the corrupt government of Arizona?)
        
        I have never seen such reckless spending................

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 58987
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 17:50:30

(Since Paul isn't around...)  

It seems you've forgotten your buddy Reagan pretty quickly!

Message: 58988
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer!
Subject: last...
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 18:28:14

        We were talking about 'STATE' Government you big silly....

And besides, my 'Buddy' Reagan.... is not in office you fool!
At last glance, it was a Mr. Bush as President and some kid as V.P.

The only stand I have seen Bush make was on the abortion issue, and on
everything else like the gun issue, I have been disappointed.  This is the
year I may switch to Libertarian if anyone would take them seriously. 

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 58989
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff/libertarians
Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:52:54

        The Party is growing.  Eight out of ten people have never heard of
the Libertarians but after I kick them with my steel-toed combat boots, they
listen up.  (Just kidding)  If everyone 'told a friend' there would be
reason to believe that in four years the party would be strong as well as
large.  A Libertarian President would change this nation, providing Congress
was well stocked with members of that Party.  The changes that would occur
would most probably parrallel what is, and has been, happening in Holland
these past ten years.  I could live with that.