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Apollo BBS Archive - July 24, 1988



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Message: 3920
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:33:51

I'll give him minimum wage.  

Message: 3921
Author: $ Todd Reese
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Cliff
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 11:51:51

I saw an ad in the paper looking for exotic dancers.

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Subject:Cliff/Job

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Message: 1648
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Question ?
Subject: Beau
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:35:03

Is there only two p's in Culpeper?

Message: 1649
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: $#!+
Subject: Sandy/weenie
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:25:30

Are you trying to get me in trouble again with the Mighty Sysop? I did not
draw his weenie teeny! It was hanging down to almost his knees. What do you
want? Isn't that big enough???? Ta ta. =*--ANNIE THE FANNY--*=

Message: 1650
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Up Yours
Subject: taRANTo
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 13:14:00

My My, too much the intoxicants eh kiddo?

Message: 1651
Author: $ Daryl Westfall
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Ann/Photo Of Cliff
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 20:56:16

Have you dusted off your knees yet? (GRIN!)

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 1:        It sure appears that this board has degenerated since I was last on.
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Message: 53289
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: brake pads
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 02:55:42

Automobile manufacturers no longer use asbestos in brake pads and linings. I
believe it has been illegal to do so for several years.

Message: 53290
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Allie
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:38

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Subject:Nick/pads

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Message: 53290
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Allie
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:38:24

Poor girl.  

Message: 53291
Author: $ Alan Hamilton
Category: Politics
Subject: Repub. Veep
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 05:07:27

   It gonna be either Kemp or Dole (Mr. Dole that is, not Mrs. Dole).
 
     /
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*     *

Message: 53292
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Rep. V.P.
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 06:00:06

Dole. Either one.
However I predict that Dukakis/Bentson will be the winning ticket.

Message: 53293
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Allie Katz
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 06:46:51

Sounds like another Zak Woodruff character to me.  (I wish I'd thought of
that name, though.)

Message: 53294
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: On the Dole
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 06:48:55

If Bush picked Elizabeth Dole, I would seriously consider sitting out the
election or throwing my vote away on the Libertarian candidate.  She was one
of President Reagan's worst cabinet secretaries; I am told by an insider at
the Transportation Department that the first thing she asked upon assuming
her post was:  "What are we going to do for minorities?"  Mrs. Dole is a
liberal in sheep's clothing.

Message: 53295
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Politics
Subject: Cliff/better idea
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:13:10

I think they ought to forget about a running mate for Bush - scrap him and
start all over again! =*--ANN--*=

Message: 53296
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Allie Kats
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:14:57

.. or what ever your name is. If you do stick around and are for the woman's
cause - it will become obvious - but if your a guy, it'll never work and the
women of this board will spot you as a sham pretty quick! =*--ANN--*=

Message: 53297
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Zakey/chant
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:19:49

Repeat after me (in a chant form)

    'I will not do that again'
    'I will not do that again'
    'I will not do that again'

and you know what you did! This chant will cleanse you soul of past sins
against the pure of heart. Actually, it should be acompanied with a full
confession to father Nick. Ta ta. =*--ANN--*=
 Did you ever go to a chiropractor to get you back strightened out after
lifting something so heavy?

Message: 53298
Author: Libby Bellitter
Category: For sale
Subject: Honda elite
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:41:03

1985 honda elite 80 cc runns great needs a little body work, must sell $500
or best offer call libby 392-0025

Message: 53299
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Bush's running mate
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 15:23:29

Colin Powell would be a novel choice.  Or Linda Chavez.  But Kemp is my
choice (or Duncan Hunter, a San Diego congressman that I doubt most of you
have heard of).

Message: 53300
Author: Allie Katz
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: JT
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 16:11:56

Ha, ha, very funny dear.  Seriously, though, JT tells me I don't have
"status" on this board while he does because I am a woman.  Am I going to
have to report this board to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission?

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Category: Bulletins
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Message: 53302
Author: Apro Poet
Category: Tales & Tall Stories
Subject: Tru Fax
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 18:31:05

  Christian fundamentalists in Michigan who claim their 
schools are superior to the public ones issued a press
release containing seventeen mistakes in grammar,
punctuation, and spelling.  A misspelling of the word
"Christian" was among the errors in the two-paragraph
document.
  Tom Greene, a former Detroit television reporter, wrote
the release for the Michigan Association of Christian 
Schools.  He said he forgot to proofread it.  "Look, I'm a
broadcaster, and we don't have to know how to spell," he
said.

  When Franco Brun, a detainee at the Metro East Detention
Center, had trouble breathing, doctors at nearby Scarborough
General Hospital discovered the source of his respiratory
problems: a small red Bible lodged in this throat.  Doctors
unsuccessfully attempted to remove the blockage using a 
kocker, a medical tool resembling pliers.  "When I grabbed 
on it and pulled, I just kept pulling off pages," an 
anesthetist said.
  Other attempts at removing the Bible, including a
tracheotomy, failed.  Brun died of respiratory arrest.  The
coroner presiding at the inquest later reported that Brun
felt the devil was in him and causing him to commit sins.

Message: 53303
Author: Apro Poet
Category: Tales & Tall Stories
Subject: Tru Fax
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 18:41:07

  Juanita and Ronald Embree sued healer Arnold Staten for 
one million dollars.  The suit claimed that Staten broke
Mrs. Embree's hip during a healing session at Highland Park
Church in Tennessee.
  According to the Embree's, Staten offered to "knock out"
Louise Gillwater's stomach problem by punching the disease
demons out of her.  He slugged the woman, knocking her into
Mrs. Embree.  Both women fell, and Mrs. Embree's hip was
broken in several places.  She spent twenty days in the
hospital and was readmitted twice for complications.

  Children in Jerusalem's ultra-Orthodox neighborhoods have
turned to trading rabbi cards instead of baseball cards, 
since religious laws prohibit them from playing worldly 
games.  The cards depict the bearded faces of favorite 
sages, and according to children in the city's Geula
neighborhood, the value of a card rises upon the death of 
the man pictured.
  "For a dead rabbi, you'd have to give me twenty photos of
a living *rebbe*," explained one of the young participants.

Message: 53305
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Answer!
Subject: Nick/pads
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 23:38:03

        Glad to hear that, hope it's true.

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Subject:last 250

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 1:        I have just finished reading 248,000 bytes of information in order 
 2:to see what I have missed since last on this system.  As far as the 'airbus'
 3:disaster, I will have to agree with Ralph Blehm.  In fact, Ralph has 
 4:answered correctly to each topic discussed.  Good going Ralph, you were 
 5:short, sweet, and to the point.  I would vote for your dog for VP.
 6:                                Rod
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Message: 21
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Nick the Geek!
Subject: Cliff the stiff
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 03:03:01

That explains why you're here.

Message: 22
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Hawley Crock Smith
Subject: Cliff
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:39:11

Get a job.

Message: 23
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: Cliff the Stiff
Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:30:19

I love the way you change the categories - but leave yours out! And don't
use Cliff the Stiff either because that's too flattering! =*--ANNIE THE
ASSp--*=

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Subject:Me

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 1:        If I was the same now as I was in the sixties then I would still be 
 2:a member of the Christian faith.  I would still believe in war and pig 
 3:capitalism and in taking care of only myself and to hell with all others.
 4:                                Rod
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Carls, Steven
Carter, Mike
Hamilton, Alan
Hawley, James
Ianuzzi, Nick
McCarron, Dean
Oudin, Ann
Taranto, James
Williams, Rod
Woodruff, Zak

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Subject:Drugs

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 1:        If all illegal drugs are stopped from being used then the only 
 2:alternative to those who insist or need 
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Subject:Drugs

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 1:        If all illegal drugs are eliminated from our society then the only 
 2:alternative to those who insist on an 'altering' substance will be alcohol.
 3:        I could just see it now, millions more killed by drunken drivers and
 4:a court system that's backed up till hell freezes over.  
 5:        Take away the reason for those who need to excape reality and watch 
 6:substance abuse go down, VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
 7:                                Rod
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