*=* Journey to a SIG *=* *=* $tatus Club Bulletin Board entered *=* Message: 1516 Author: $ Alan Hamilton Category: Rebuttal Subject: Jehovah Date: 07/10/87 Time: 08:24:14 I think he -- whoops! -- He should be barred from the Christian board. If there is one place He isn't needed, it's there. Or is it? / / * / Alan * * Message: 1517 Author: $ Jim Lippard Category: Chit-Chat Subject: God/Christian Board Date: 07/10/87 Time: 09:33:42 No, he shouldn't be allowed there--he's Jewish. Message: 1518 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit-Chat Subject: God Date: 07/10/87 Time: 12:29:42 Dear God - can't you do something about James so that we can get along better. And why don't you just Zap Mecham and solve all the controversy? Gee - but it's wonderful to have someone to really talk to that is understanding!! Hey Cliff - we need a special "GOD board on this BBS. WE can ask Him all sorts of personal things there and Rod -- oops - God will listen!! Improtant things like - does Reagan dye his hair - is Jimmy Carter's teeth real. You know - real important suff here. - ANN Message: 1519 Author: $ Beauregard Dog Category: Last.... Subject: God board Date: 07/10/87 Time: 18:30:27 I think we just need a special Category...od! Perhaps we should make sure he stays on the <$>tatus board, too... wouldn't want them non-paying customers free access to Him, now, would we? (You'll pay to know what you really think) Rev. Beau Message: 1520 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit-Chat Subject: God Date: 07/10/87 Time: 20:35:56 Send Him to the hantom Zone. (Cliff: Zap his ass, babe!) Message: 1521 Author: $ James Taranto Category: Chit-Chat Subject: Ann Date: 07/11/87 Time: 00:55:31 That is certainly clever. You know I'm right, so just ask God to eliminate me so you'll "get along better." Message: 1522 Author: $ Alan Hamilton Category: Question? Subject: Which witch? Date: 07/11/87 Time: 08:18:18 Did anyone listen to KFYI radio at midnight last night? They had on a former "witch" -- a follower of the Wiccan religion. Bizarrely enough, she left it when she became a born-again evangelical Christian. Now, *that's* quite a switch! Despite that, she was pretty fair with it. For example, though she now believes that the witches derive their power from Satan, since it isn't from God, she admits that neither she nor any of the other members of her coven were active devil-worshipers. A lot of callers tried to accuse the Wiccans of this horrid thing and that, but most of what the mentioned are actally the domain of devil-worship, and not Wicca. In fact, the Wiccans *can't* believe in the Christian Satan, since they don't believe any part of Christianity. I was especially interested because one of my friends is a witch. She doesn't like to talk about it, mainly because most people's impressions of witches consist of Margret Hamilton riding over the Emerald City on a broom, cackling "I'll get you, my pretty!! And your mangy little dog, too!!" Well, my friend doesn't have warts on her nose, and she doesn't have a pointy black hat, either. Some of those late-night callers can be fun. One suggested that our precious little children were being poisoned with pagan thoughts from cartoons, and he named "He-Man(tm) and the Masters of the Universe(tm)" and the "Smurfs." -->> cont Message: 1523 Author: $ Alan Hamilton Category: Last.... Subject: Continued Date: 07/11/87 Time: 08:19:14 Boy, you've got to agree with that! It's about time the Smurfs learned some good Christian values, don't you agree? / / * / Alan * * Message: 1524 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Answer! Subject: James/more Date: 07/11/87 Time: 09:33:08 Again - you have miss judged me! I jokingly said "would God help me to get along with you better"! I DO NOT want, you of all people zapped! NOW - all kidding aside --- I have truly enjoyed our conversations To have two completely different view points and debate them, in my book, is one of the spices of life. I've enjoyed every moment of it and hope in the future that we find something else. So you see - I don't want you zapped because we don't agree. Because we don't agree makes it interesting. ---ANN Message: 1525 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit-Chat Subject: God Date: 07/11/87 Time: 09:36:55 I agree with Beauregard Dog RE: a (G)od sig. OF course the non paying members can't be in on it. You get what you pay for remember?! We have to pay our way into HEaven. I.E. Oral, Tammy & Jim, Jerry etc. Anyway - if we have a God sig. - we won't need "Joe"!! Hahahahaha. Message: 1526 Author: $ Apollo SYSOP Category: Chit-Chat Subject: Zak!!! ??? Date: 07/11/87 Time: 11:17:21 Are you C-R-A-Z-Y ??? You ZAp him.... I think he is here to save Rod and J.T. SYSOP *=* Journey to a SIG *=* *=* Bulletin Board entered *=* Message: 45016 Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi Category: Chit Chat Subject: Sandy Date: 07/10/87 Time: 02:40:54 You're missing the point: The Visa debit is nothing more than an extension of your checking account. As such, it is no more likely to become mandatory than a checking account. Your list of former conveniences that have become mandatory does not, in my opinion, limit my personal freedom. I guess you're probably really worried that some day the "convenient" bar code readers will keep track of every customer and what they purchase at the grocery store. Then the feds could keep a "nutrition and caloric ledger" and limit both the quantity and types of products we purchase. Message: 45017 Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi Category: In search of Subject: Pheromones Date: 07/10/87 Time: 02:44:27 Dean and Traci kind of blow that theory out the window. Message: 45018 Author: $ Alan Hamilton Category: In search of Subject: $$ Money $$ Date: 07/10/87 Time: 08:09:49 As to the lottery thing, if that guy did win, and I was a store owner, I'd run off a hundred void tickets every morning (you don't get charged for void tickets) and if one won, give it to some illiterate person to claim for me. It was really dumb of the clerk to sell it to him, though. Not only does the ticket say *** VOID ***, but the terminal beeps and says on its screen, "WAGER REJECTED BY LOTTERY CENTRAL." But if that guy didn't think it was important to learn the language of this country, it is ultimately his fault. No, you shouldn't force someone to learn English, but I don't think they should be babied, either. / / * / Alan * * Message: 45019 Author: $ Alan Hamilton Category: Answer! Subject: Re #44979 Date: 07/10/87 Time: 08:21:52 In that book, the assertion is made that people in America belonging to the Communist party are not give social security cards. I find this highly unlikely. First, I doubt they would let that go unchallenged in court, and the ACLU would back them. Second, you can't file an income tax return without a SS number, and I am pretty sure that the government makes sure they don't commit tax fraud. As for denying them credit, I work at American Express, and I can tell you that all we check is a person's past payment history. If communists don't pay their bills on time, no they won't get credit. Nothing else figures in, though. / / * / Alan * * Message: 45020 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: Alan/Man Date: 07/10/87 Time: 12:21:04 I just didn't think it was that poor guy's fault at all. I might even go in Circle K and come out with a void ticket and not pay any attention because I trust them. Why not? It was the fault of THEIR clerk!! That man I think was learning english because something was said about him becoming a citizen. I guess it makes me feel sad that he didn't get the money because he needed it so bad. AND - he did have the winning ticket!!! OF course, the other winners might have a big say in the matter to! They would reather not split it with him if they didn't have too. I can understand that. -- Ann P.S. I'd just like to see some "HEART" shown in our society (where money is conserned) at least once in a while. We're all human and the laws should be for humans! --- ANN again. Message: 45021 Author: $ Apro Poet Category: In search of Subject: Life Date: 07/10/87 Time: 17:30:29 ... I find myself suprised by the thought that dying is an all-right thing to do, but perhaps it should not suprise. It is, after all, the most ancient and fundamental of biologic functions, with its mechanisms worked out with the same attention to detail, the same provision for the advantage of the organism, the same abundance of genetic information for guidance through the stages, that we have long since become accustomed to finding in all the crucial acts of living. Very well. But even so, if the transformation is a coordinated, integrated physiologic process in its initial, local stages, there is still that permanent vanishing of consciousness to be accounted for. Are we to be forever stuck with this problem? Where on earth does it go? Is it simply stopped dead in its tracks, lost in humus, wasted? Considering the tendency of nature to find uses for complex and intricate mechanisms, this seems to me unnatural. I prefer to think of it as somehow separated off at the filaments of its attachment, and then drawn like an easy breath back into the membrane of its origin, a fresh memory for a biospherical nervous system, but I have no data on the matter. This is for another science, another day. It may turn Message: 45022 Author: $ Apro Poet Category: In search of Subject: Life Date: 07/10/87 Time: 17:33:37 out, as some scientists suggest, that we are forever precluded from investigating consciousness by a sort of indeterminacy principle that stipulates that the very act of looking will make it twitch and blur out of sight. If this is true, we will never learn. ... Message: 45023 Author: $ Mike Howerton Category: Chit Chat Subject: Rod/Stuff Date: 07/10/87 Time: 18:42:20 Well it's good to be back on the board. This is the one board that I missed the most while away from computers. Did I miss anything exceptionally exciting???? Message: 45024 Author: $ Zak Woodruff Category: Chit Chat Subject: last Date: 07/10/87 Time: 20:39:07 No. Message: 45025 Author: $ Traci Sibel Category: Chit Chat Subject: lottery Date: 07/10/87 Time: 22:51:17 Ben Lindsey, a former U of A (yay, Wildcats) basketball coach started a fund for Richard Meneses (with the
Ded ticket) to collect the $20,000. He opened an account with Century Bank and is asking "fellow lottery players" to donate $1 (3225 N. Central Ave., Phoenix, for all you fellow lottery players out there). He will give Menese $20,000, and any left over will be donated to the United Way of Phoenix. Circle K plans to give Meneses "some type of compensation...at least the $2 he paid for his invalid lottery tickets." -- condensed from Arizona Republic Message: 45026 Author: $ Traci Sibel Category: Answer! Subject: Nick Date: 07/10/87 Time: 23:25:16 Dean's pheromones are just so INTENSE!!!!! ....they seep right through my circuits! Message: 45027 Author: $ James Taranto Category: Answer! Subject: Ann/married Date: 07/11/87 Time: 00:41:32 Oh, give me a break. It is common sense that married men pursue their careers more aggressively than married women. Message: 45028 Author: $ James Taranto Category: Answer! Subject: Melissa Date: 07/11/87 Time: 00:43:47 You are missing the point. I did not "want my stats to suggest that all women DO get equal pay." What my statistics point out is that the discrimination is only a small factor in the gap in average wages. The fact that the gap becomes much smaller when only never-married men and women are compared suggests that the differences in career pursuits after marriage account for the vast majority of the gap. I don't believe that most jobs people hold before marriage are minimum-wage jobs. Many people begin their careers before reaching the age of 23, and many people get married after 23 (that age actually sounds a bit early to me for an average). Do you deny that most of the wage gap is attributable to differences in career choices due to marriage? You state that "just because (I) think that all feminist [sic] do not like men does not mean that our society believes this to be true, or that it is a fact." Now, look, Melissa, I don't expect you to take reasonable positions in discussions like this. After all, you've had a lot of nonsense drummed into you by your women's studies professor. But I ask that you exercise some minimal ethical judgment and do not misquote me. I never said I think that all feminists do not like men. Message: 45029 Author: $ James Taranto Category: Answer! Subject: Alan/North Date: 07/11/87 Time: 00:54:13 If that's true, it's good news for those of us who support the Nicaraguan freedom-fighters. According to a public-opinion poll, the majority of Americans believe North is telling the truth. Message: 45030 Author: $ Alan Hamilton Category: Answer! Subject: Last.... Date: 07/11/87 Time: 08:04:09 And Jim and Tammy Bakker still have supporters, too. Somehow, I think that if North had sold the Washington Monument to Iran, and gave the proceeds to the Contras, he'd still be praised. I find it scary to think that Washington DC may be full of men trying to find ways around laws passed by Congress, so they can do what the personally think is right. And eight years ago, if someone told you that a person that covertly sold US Govt arms to Iran would be called an American Hero, would you have believed me? / / * / Alan * * Message: 45031 Author: $ Dean McCarron Category: Chit Chat Subject: Last. . . Date: 07/11/87 Time: 08:42:11 What's even more scary is that most of those who are intent on finding ways around laws passed by congress are congressmen. Dean Message: 45032 Author: $ Ann Oudin Category: Chit Chat Subject: James/again Date: 07/11/87 Time: 09:20:56 What do you mean give you a break? Since when have you been using common sense in your answers? All I've gotten is stats!! Do you/are you going to go through life believing all you read or are you going to believe what you see and hear?? You are quoting statistics to the wrong person. The new generation has been brought up to believe in statistics. They can be used to manipulate you. I believed in them whole heartedly at one time - but not anymore! The best of statistics are at best - half true. Like I said before - give me a cause and I'll find a statistic that'll fit it!! --- ANN