Apollo BBS Archive - December 1988

Apollo BBS Archive - December 6, 1988



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Message: 4875
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Re: my poem
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 06:44:13

I posted it here about 6 months ago and will do so again tomorrow, but I
can't remember what name I filed it under at the moment. Actually - the
entire thing is kind of a puzzle - I entered this poem in a contest put out
by a magazine called World of Poetry - I got back a letter stating I was in
the top ten runner ups and they would notify me if they publish my poem. I
really believed this was just a ginnic to get me to subscribe to their
magazine and forgot about it. A couple months later I got this award
certificate - here again, I still thought it was a gimmic and threw it in a
drawer somewhere and havn't been able to find it - then much to my
amazement, they sent that check - which I gladly cashed - yet - I have not
recieved the magazine yet with my poem in it which they said they'd send to
me. I Can't find that magazine anywhere either. I just know that their check
was good! Ha. 

Message: 4876
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Carter
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 09:24:49

I saw this amazingly ugly person in a commercial that resembles you
perfectly.  Moonlighting?

Message: 4877
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Question?
Subject: B.Dog
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 15:37:02

        Are you telling me that one needs a license to Sky Dive?

Message: 4878
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Question?
Subject: Ann/poem
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:44:10

        Where's my cut?

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Message: 1981
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 15:38:23

        Good! Now I can get control of your mind and convert you .......
hehehehe

Message: 1982
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Sandy
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:44:52

        Have at it and good luck.

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Message: 2404
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: my horn
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 01:47:04

I've also installed a PA system and voice synthesizer that blares "in God we
trust" every time I turn right.

Message: 2405
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Up Yours
Subject: Nick/last
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 15:40:27

        Are your right turns so bad that all must Trust In God as you
turn right?
                Thanks for the warning ......

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Message: 2406
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: last
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:46:20

        Nick has so many dings and dents in his Vega, I would'nt be
surprised if you were correct, Sandy.

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Message: 55899
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Rod/molesters
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 05:10:45

"There are many, many more Christian child molesters than there are atheist
child molesters."
Probably, since there are many, many more Christians than there are
atheists. You would probably find the percentages about the same, since
becoming a Christian does not make one perfect, just forgiven. And no, I am
not condoning sinful or unlawful acts committed by Christians, or anyone
else. I personally believe that child molesters, regardless of their
beliefs, should have the offending members removed surgically, with a dull
knife, and then be required to carry a sign wherever they go that announces
their aberration to the world. They should also have a sign, at least 3' by
5' attached to both front and back doors of their house, declaring the place
to be a danger area for all children.

Message: 55900
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff/ The GAmes
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 06:30:11

Tell me about The Games - what's it about? -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 55901
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Taranto
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 06:32:07

According to Barbara Walters, that 5% is the norm - not of priests alone.

Message: 55902
Author: $ Ralph Blehm
Category: For sale
Subject: Games
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 07:59:59

Cliff I am on my way over as soon as you get out of the sack.
                              :-) Ralph :-)

Message: 55903
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Paul/molesters
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:50:43

        You figured it out.  Of course there are more Christians therefore
more Christian child molesters.  Right you are, you saw right through the
crap and gave the correct answer. (FACT)
        When a person of the 'cloth' molests a child, I wonder what that
does to their little minds.  If a shoe salesman molests a child, I believe
permanent damage would be done but someone who teaches religion, wow. 
Perhaps the child would have a better chance of becoming an atheist.
                                Rod