Apollo BBS Archive - December 1988

Apollo BBS Archive - December 5, 1988


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Message: 4872
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last / WAR!
Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:25:55

Speaking of BRAGGING, my last two visits to the Goodyear simulator
saw three experienced and trained aviators bite the dust.
Wanna duel over the modem with Falcon ?
 
hehehhehehehehehe
                                -Mike

Message: 4873
Author: $ Chris Neal
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Mike/last
Date: 12/05/88  Time: 23:20:38

Is that a 'Modem' flight simulator game...  If it is, I'll give it a go...
 
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Message: 4874
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Answer!
Subject: Carter, Flight
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 00:44:05

        Only if you get stoned with me first.

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Message: 1586
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Night-Life
Subject: Skydiving
Date: 11/30/88  Time: 23:49:09

Hmmm. I won't be able to skydive at night for a while. Oh well.

Message: 1587
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last
Date: 12/02/88  Time: 02:22:05

Oh chute!

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Message: 55897
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Rod / molesters
Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:23:44

Gee, I wonder what percentage of Atheists are child molesters?
Probably 110%, although I doubt the validity of the extra 10%.
What's worse, anyone could be a child molester so you can't just look
out for people wearing black. Kinda scary eh?
Pretty soon you'll have to put chastity belts on your pets to prevent
the Atheists from porking them too.
What's this world comming to?
                                In ROd We trust

Message: 55898
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Religion
Subject: Child Molesters
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 01:02:10

        I would imagine that Priests have a higher percentage of such
acts than say, shoe salesmen.  Why?  Because when a priest takes a vow
of a sexless lifestyle, the pressure cooker starts up.  A shoe salesman
doesn't have to pretend, they can and do enjoy a normal lifestyle when
it comes to sex.  But a priest has to be secret about his fulfillments
and I believe this causes a bit of a warped mind in that regard.  
        Atheists can also do what they want without fear of losing
their job or being transferred to So. Phoenix.  An atheist would not be
disgraced if caught in a normal sexual act but a priest would.  When a
part of a persons job is to not have sex, stange things will brew.  You
cannot win in a fight with Mother Nature, you will go crazy first.  
        Priests should have the right to marry.

        As I type this, the news broadcast mentioned that tonight a
so. Phoenix Priest has been arrested for molesting at least two boys,
ages 9 and 11 at a camp situated outside of Prescott.  He was
booked,finger printed and photographed then released until his trial.
        The report mentions that he has been a priest in this parrish for
the past two years.  I wonder where he was transferred from, Jim?
                                Rod
P.S.  Mike, There are many, many, more Christian child molesters than there
are atheist child molesters.  (FACT) (thanks ZAK)
                                        Rod

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Message: 561
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: Last
Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:39:02

Quite true. The part about getting into heaven being the small end of
things. Yes, you can turn your back on temptations. Imagine if everyone,
for one day, turned their back on temptations and those temptations never
came around again. 
Quite frankly I don't know if Jesus had anything special that we don't.
Perhaps the knowledge that there *IS* a heaven and knowing God as himself
would be considered as such..it's hard to say unless you walked a mile in
his shoes. As a Christian, I know very little about heaven and God, just
that which I read from the Bible and that which I can interpret from it
and deduce from common sense.  If I set out to turn my back on every little
temptation tomorrow, I would benefit from that according to God's word.
Faith in itself can create miracles. It would be a miracle to come home
sane after a week of temptation resistment; All those great pastries,
the cigarettes, the burst of speed to get in the clear while driving,
the late-nite BBS'ing, the "aww, lets go eat out" and of course, the
temptation to waste time at work by dreaming of better things.
Heh heh, that might prove to be interesting. Of course it wont be all that
simple, as Satan will undoubtably make things even tougher by luring
me with all kinds of bait. 
Satan doesn't waste his time like we do, he focuses on those who are
following God's precepts closely in an attempt to gain victories (as
false as they are) over God's children (us). Everytime we fall, Satan laughs
and God cries. Everytime we pick ourselves up, Satan screams in anger and
God rejoyces. --And we're the meat between the sandwich-isn't that special?

Message: 562
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Daryl Sulker
Subject: Religious posts
Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:41:32

I guess that concludes the discussion. GOD has spoken!
 
                -Mike

Message: 563
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Mike Farter
Subject: last
Date: 12/06/88  Time: 01:07:38

        God cries when we fall and Satan laughs.  Hey, I'd sure like to see
that.  I think I'd laugh at a sight such as that.  Is that where we humans
get our rain from, God crying?  
        And do we get our thunder and such from Satan screaming in anger? 
Now that is the first thing you said that makes some sort of sense?  I'll
tell my children where rain and thunder comes from.  They will be happy.
                                Rod