Apollo BBS Archive - December 1988

Apollo BBS Archive - December 20, 1988


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Message: 4955
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Daryl
Date: 12/19/88  Time: 22:42:53

WHat about those like Sandy who can pick your nose with a .38 and
leave the snot behind/
???
                -Mike

Message: 4956
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: BEHOLD! .....
Subject: Christmas Card D/L
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 00:39:11

        Chris Neal has uploaded the XMASCARD.ARC file for you IBM and Clone
users... But be warned, the file is 182784 bytes long... or 1428 blocks for
you XMODEM people...  be sure you have a fast modem...or forget it!

        The FILE is in the ibrary for ownload even though it is not
listed.  It is under the name... XMASCARD.ARC

*=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

Message: 4957
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: I have returned!
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 09:08:11

This is a 'legal' message......
"I do by vow and swear to never again threaten a Sysop or a Sysopette or to
hold anything they may leave at my house for ramsom!"

A word to the wise .... just because the 'Phantom Zone' is not listed, does
not mean it's not there! Just ask me!!! -=*) ANN  the contrite (*=-

Message: 4958
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 12:12:43

        The many faces of Ann ......

Message: 4959
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Hmmm
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 14:11:58

Cliff, you jerk!

(I haven't been in the Phantom Zone in a long time).

Message: 4960
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Last....
Subject: Yeah!
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 17:06:53

I`ve ***** NEVER ***** been banished to the phantom zone.
 
So, Cliff, you bald-headed chicken stuffer, what did you say about
your pithy little 2.2 ??

Creative Corner Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 2005
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Question?
Subject: Sandy
Date: 12/19/88  Time: 22:43:58

Women think?
 
Nahhh, they EMOTIONALIZE.
 
                        -Mike

Message: 2006
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Mike/last
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 09:11:03

That was a chavinistic answer if I ever heard one! Typical male response if
If I'm not mistaken. Tsh, tsh. -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 2007
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Ann/last
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 10:37:54

"Typical male response?"  If that isn't a chauvinistic, bigoted statement, I
don't know what is.

Message: 2008
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: B. Dog
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 12:17:37

        Ann's statement was not chauvinistic or bigoted ........
She was stating a fact.
        Stating that women emotionalize instead of think is a 'typical male
response'.

        How do the other 'typical male responses' go? .....

Women age ..... men grow older
Women have tantrums ..... men discuss

Anyone know the others? ........

Message: 2009
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Answer!
Subject: LAst few
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 17:11:08

That was my OPINION...and your responses were TYPICAL FEMALE horseradish.
ALl you have to do to get their cotex in a knot is to breathe a word
about their smirks and quirks.
SHeesh.
                -Mike

Message: 2010
Author: $ Chris Neal
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 18:46:02

Cliff, wouldn't that last message be better off in the COS SIG, now, I
believe you have a reason to put Mike Carter in the ntom ZONE!

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Message: 2011
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Review/Critique
Subject: Mike/last...
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 20:11:02

But Mike Carter *IS* in the PHAntom Zone!

Be good or you may end up in there...ha ha ha ha ha

*=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

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Message: 2470
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: SANDEEEEEEEEE
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 09:16:37

Just because Cliff put me in the Zone for holding your software for ramsom,
doesn't mean you can get away with not telling the truth! Your the one that
has over used THANG - everyone knows that. Why else do you come over so
much? To drink hot buttered rums??? HA! To see a non-existant pool man? HA!
To help me with the computer? HA! To chit chat? HA! The truth always comes
out Sandy girl. -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 2471
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Up Yours
Subject: Ann
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 12:21:01

        Nice to see you again, Ann.
        How was your stay in the PHANTOM ZONE?
                Hehehehe

Late Night Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 1588
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last
Date: 12/08/88  Time: 23:17:15



Message: 1589
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: I heared
Date: 12/09/88  Time: 01:19:20

That you were using a parachute with
"Don't open until Christmas" painted on the back .

Message: 1590
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Growl...
Subject: Last few
Date: 12/09/88  Time: 02:17:06

Anyone for a "Splat" GT?   I think it would be neat to watch him step off a
solid plane into 'nothingness'.

Message: 1591
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 12/09/88  Time: 03:47:39

Why not be more adventuresome and jump off of a bridge?  I know a hundred
foot one that would be perfect....

Message: 1592
Author: $ Mike Howerton
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: late night
Date: 12/10/88  Time: 23:29:43

You ever notice that after working a real job (9-5) for six months,
these late nights get harder and harder to handle???
Something is gonna have to give soon.
                         

Message: 1593
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last
Date: 12/13/88  Time: 00:40:02

A real job?  No longer hustling in pool halls?  Wow.

Message: 1594
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: late nights
Date: 12/18/88  Time: 23:04:57

Ever notice that, after working a real job for over ten years, the
complaints from deadbeats get harder and harder to take?

Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 56106
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Louis / 56084
Date: 12/19/88  Time: 22:39:17

Yes.

Message: 56107
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: In search of
Subject: Someone who has a..
Date: 12/19/88  Time: 22:48:10

HOMEMINDER from G.E. or Radio SHack.
 
This is a programmable device switcher (Used for lights and appliances etc)
Typical BSR equipment.
 
I need to find you because I want to copy your manual if you still have
it and the telephone overlay.
 
Please leave mail.
 
Thankyou
                                -mike

Message: 56108
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: LAST
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 14:09:49

If you want to be sneaky, go buy one, copy the stuff, then return it.

Message: 56109
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: Answer!
Subject: LAST
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 17:04:56

They don't sell them anymore. 
(At least Radio Shack doesn't.)
 

Message: 56110
Author: $ Mike Carter
Category: In search of
Subject: Banishment
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 17:08:52

I, Mike Carter, of sound mind and body do hereby declare CLIFFART
to be a CHICKEN in the 9th degree for not banishing me to the phantom
zone *** ever **. This proclamation is hereby rendered under public notice
and full view of its inhabitants.
 
FANG has spoken.

Message: 56111
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: The SYSOP Speaks
Subject: Last/Mike/Zone
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 17:46:10

        Poof!   Mike is in the PHAntom Zone......

        Poof! (again) David Burkhart is in the Zone as well... 
        
        I hope them two get along well...  Personaly, they are made for each
other.... 

*=* SYSOP Cliff *=* *=* the 'Mighty' *=*

Message: 56112
Author: $ Apro Poet
Category: Politics
Subject: Chomsky
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 18:01:41

  Chaim Weizmann's principle was, incidentally, also followed
in subsequent years, notably after the 1967 war when hundreds
of thousands of Arabs fled or were expelled.  A report by
Eyal Ehrlich observes that "much was written, and with pride,
about 'Operation Refugee,' which permitted 17,000 to 
return," but not about the fact, which he discovered in
interviews with soldiers and officers, that the army was 
under orders, which it fulfilled, to kill returning refugees:
"Civilians, women and children were killed.  No one reported,
no one counted the bodies, no one investigated and punished"
these actions taken in pursuance of "policies established by
such men as" Yitzhak Rabin (now Minister of Defense), Chaim
Herzog (now President), and Uzi Narkis (Commander of the 
Jordanian front, later Head of the Department of Immigration
and Absorption of the Jewish Agency, a bitter irony).
Soldiers were ordered to shoot even if they heard "the crying
of an infant."
  Other charges too have been levelled against the 
Sandinistas in the propaganda war.  President Reagan, with a
representative of the Anti-Defamation League of B'nai Brith
(ADL) at his side, accused the Sandinistas of anti-Semitism
on July 20, 1983 - somehow overlooking a cable four days
earlier from the US Embassy in Managua stating that it could
find "no verifiable ground" to accuse the Sandinistas of
anti-Semitism and that "the evidence fails to demonstrate 
that the Sandinistas have followed a policy of anti-Semitism
or have persecuted Jews solely because of their religion."
The charges have been reiterated since, but are denied by
human rights activists who are highly critical of the
Sandinistas in Managua, by a delegation headed by a Rabbi
who had been a leader in the struggle against the 
anti-Semitism and terror of the Argentine neo-Nazis, and by a
Panamanian Rabbi (a former Minister of the government who had
been honored by the Latin American Jewish Congress) after a
visit to Nicaragua.  The Jewish Student Press Service reports
that the ADL had "approached Presidential advisors with the
ideal of a deal" in an effort to "gain clout with the Reagan
White House," accepted by the Administration who saw a way
"to get the Jewish community to join the bandwagon" in the
campaign to enlist public support for its Central American 
policies; the report cites officials in leading Jewish
organizations, who denied the charges of anti-Semitism.
  Meanwhile, the White House, the media and the ADL, while
generally suppressing the cable from the Ambassador that
reached Reagan four days before the July 20 accusation, also
have yet to report the homilies of their favorite, Nicaraguan
Archbishop Obando y Bravo, who declaims that "the leaders of
Israel... mistreated ((the prophets)), beat them, killed 
them.  Finally as supreme proof of his love, God sent his
Divine Son; but they...also killed him, crucifying him."
"The Jews killed the prophets and finally the son of God...
Such idolatry calls forth the sky's vengeance."

Message: 56115
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: The SYSOP Speaks
Subject: Saved!
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 18:34:36

        I just picked up a job for my Machine shop...  This may have gotten
my foot in the door for more jobs down the road...  Cross my fingers and
hope that I don't screw it up... (it's been a long time since I have done
this type work to these tolerances)

        Merry Christmas to all... and to all, a good night!

Cliff Winters

Message: 56116
Author: $ Chris Neal
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff/last
Date: 12/20/88  Time: 18:47:39

So tell us, what exactly are you going to be doing anyways?
 
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Williams, Rod

Rod, God & Bob Bulletin Board command:$C

Message: 56
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Gloom/doom
Date: 12/19/88  Time: 22:15:43

"Yet, I see this bleak little planet...." <--- part of your GLOOM
"enough to kill a bunny rabbit..." <------ part of your DOOM

Your posts are nothing but Doom and Gloom...  It may be the printed word,
but you are the one printing it.   You can't think of anything nice... Your
brain is so fried on hate and religion...   I feel sorry for you...

Message: 57
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Shit-Chat
Subject: Cliff
Date: 12/21/88  Time: 00:43:20

        But do you feel as sorry for me as I feel for you?