Apollo BBS Archive - August 1989

Apollo BBS Archive - August 26, 1989


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Message: 5831
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: last
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 04:15:51

Yeah, the post office loves us.

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Message: 351
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 08/25/89  Time: 17:16:51

I said ONLY BBS members!  Satan failed to pay his dues.

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Besides, God would knock the snot out of Satan if he showed his face.

Message: 352
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: SYSOP Speaks
Subject: I speak GT
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 01:06:51

        Today.... at 7:00pm...the Underground Apollo GT!  Be there!

Smile!

*=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

Message: 353
Author: $ Ralph Blehm
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: GT
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 05:38:12

Can I bring my wife?

Message: 354
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Ralphy/last
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:17:50

NO! Don't bring Rose. How can I flirt with you if she's around? Geeze!
                       -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 355
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Satan
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 11:44:00

Well, Dean Hathaway is really Satan.  Therefore he won't be at the GT. 
Another good reason he won't or can't be there is he is out of town until
next week.  Besides, doesn't God love Satan as much as you or I or even
more.  And another thing, would the two, both God & Satan have to be in the
same room in order for God to knock the tar out of him, Satan?  Even though
the universe is quite large by the human standard, to God the universe would
be like the same room.  So, pray tell, why doesn't God knock the tar out of
Him right now?  They are, in effect, in the very same room?  What's the
matter?  -Rod

Message: 356
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: GT
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 12:31:06

I will be there. Nick said that he would have to be there late (probably
8:30) due to other duties...

Message: 357
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Nick/GT
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:05:56

Sure, right, okay, you bet.  Yeah.

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Message: 544
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Hell
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 13:28:10

"Hell is other people." -- Sartre

Message: 545
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Hell
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:07:02

"Hell is NOT knowing other people." -Williams

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Message: 60539
Author: Steve Norman
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Dan Quayle
Date: 08/25/89  Time: 17:25:55

I heard on the radio that Vice President Dan Quayle admitted that he likes
to torture the family cat by picking it up by its tail and spinning it
around.  I find it outrageous that the vice president of the United States
would engage in such foolish, destructive, malicious behavior.  I suggest
that everybody write to their senators (Barry Goldwater and Dennis
DeConcini) and request that Vice President Quayle be impeached for this ugly
behavior.

Message: 60540
Author: Marjorie Martie
Category: Sex & Love
Subject: donavon
Date: 08/25/89  Time: 18:22:50

He has long brown hair and he belongs to me even
though I am going to be about 2000 miles away.

Message: 60541
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:13:42

I meant the head on JT's neck! Isn't that permissable

Message: 60542
Author: Frank Halliday
Category: Question?
Subject: Insidious recidivism
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:47:26

Is anyone else as disturbed as I am by the insidious recidivism of the
nomenclature of Indian restaurants?

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Message: 60544
Author: Martin Cohen
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Halliday
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:13:51

I am also disturbed by the insidious recidivism of the nomenclature of
Indian resturants.  But don't forget that in the United States, coarsening
of cultural attitudes toward the Third World reached its apotheosis in the
figure of Rambo, a cataleptic mass murderer inflated into a national hero. 
This carnival of division and prejudice, while feeding on factitious
history, has been compounded by a denial of real history, of the past causes
of present problems and trends.

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Message: 60545
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Question?
Subject: Rambo
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 18:29:14

What?  Rambo isn't real?

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Message: 541
Author: $ Ralph Blehm
Category: Shit-Chat
Subject: Rod
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 05:32:07

What
is
HELL?

Message: 542
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Shit-Chat
Subject: Ralphy/last
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:24:38

This planet is hell - no place else. -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 543
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Shit-Chat
Subject: Ralphie/Hell
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 11:46:40

Hell is humans inflicting their will on others.  


Message: 546
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Hell
Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:29:26

"Hell is knowing Rod Williams." -Cliff
 
                                        Ha ha ha ha ah haha  I wanna Cry!

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