Apollo BBS Archive - August 1989

Apollo BBS Archive - August 18, 1989

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Message: 5808
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Bob/Jeannie
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:17:26

I used to be SOOOO jealous of Jeannie - especially her navel!
                    -=*) ANN (*=-

Message: 5809
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Navel
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 07:10:19

Hey.................................

It might be said that my navel is my best part.............

See Y'aa..............
Jeannie

Message: 5810
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Last....
Subject: ...
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 14:55:24

Your navel, or perhaps 6 inches below?

Message: 5811
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Question?
Subject: Jeannie
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 18:08:38

        Are you saying your navel is the part of your anatomy that
sticks out the most?

Message: 5812
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Debate / dispute
Subject: Jeannie's navel
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 18:11:16

        In "I Dream of Jeannie" her navel is not shown, in the original
versions that is.
        That was considered too risque' back then.

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Message: 2438
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Short Story
Subject: Cont.
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:27:35

....."Oh thank you Todd! I never knew which end was up most of my life."
Todd looked down at her with pity in his eyes. "What's the matter Ann? You
can tell me."
Between Ann's sobs, Todd got the sad story. "I'm jealous of Sandy Tood.
She's so good, beautiful and wonderful. How can I compete?"
Todd was amazed at this revelation and replied, "you of all people should
not be jealous of Sandy. Why your figure is much more perfect than hers and
even though she's younger, you look younger! Didn't you tell me she
stretched out you bathing suit? Lost your beach ball in some dark cavern?
You have none of these kind of problems dear and never will."
"Oh Todd! You are so nice to say these things to me. Maybe I will get over
this jealously after all. I think your a doll too and I just love big hunks
like yourself."
Ann and Todd slowly moved towards each other. Suddenly, the door swings open
and Dandy Sandy is standing in the threshold with a scowl on her face. She
looks at the two and says in a snarling voice .......

Message: 2439
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Short Story
Subject: story
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 07:14:14

"You're dead meat, suckers!"  and fired the pistol in her left hand at
Toadie and the AK47 in her right hand at Annie.  As the bullets hit their
bodies the repulsive Toad cried,"  you've kilt little Annie Fannie, and now
I'll never be able to..........."

Message: 2440
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Short Story
Subject: cont.
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 16:23:53

        ...... to sweet talk her out of her new VGA computer system!"
Toady could barely finish his sentence. His life was draining out of him.
His life flashed before him and regret upon regret passed before him.
        "If only ........," he whispered. Toady is now lying on the floor
next to Ann. Ann-the only woman who ever chased him. Ann-the only person
dumb enough to swallow his lines.
        Slowly approaching Sandy bends down to inspect the bodies.
        "Darn!" she mutters to herself. "One of my bullets missed the ten
ring. What will they say at the range?" Realizing the vast amount of
ridicule and shame she will receive for missing the ten ring she
immediately begins First Aid treatment. The minutes ticked by slowly, but at
last ..........

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Message: 3342
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Todd on Cliff
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:31:29

If you are hinting that there may be something 'swishy' between Rod and
Cliff - as I mentioned - I saw Cliff with his pants off and I promice you,
he's all man!!! Heh heh heh. -=*) Ann (*=-
P.S. Looking forward to checking out Rod at the first chance!

Message: 3343
Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: last.....
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 07:17:03

Hey........................Annie..................

Living dangerously, huh?  I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot Ukranian.

See Y'aa..............
Jeannie

Message: 3344
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Shit-Chat!
Subject: Ann!
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 18:16:16

        Put your tongue back in your mouth!

Cliff had on a nice pair of 'Baby Blue' swim trunks.

And as for your 'Beach Ball' ...........
Surprises upon surprises, as I was doing the dishes, Cliff did indeed check.
                Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
        

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Message: 318
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: JT
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:34:16

Love your list! You're so nice. -=*) ANN (*=-

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Message: 60401
Author: Michael Kielsky
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Travel
Date: 08/17/89  Time: 22:18:13

Well, I'll be off to a 'Tour of the Middle East' (sort of) on Monday.  Any
recommendations/suggestions out there?

Michael Kielsky

Message: 60402
Author: Mike Carter
Category: Answer!
Subject: Paul
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 00:11:37

Nyah Nyah. We got rain again tonite. I haven't had to set the
sprinklers on for 5 days now...it rained on the night I water
and tonite it rained again..so I wont have to use the water meter
out front for the grass until Saturday..unless it rains between
now and then. 
 
Ya just gotta know how to please God...like doing a little rain
dance for him.
 
        -Mike

Message: 60403
Author: Mike Carter
Category: On the Lighter Side
Subject: Williams
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 00:14:04

You've been eating too many Bic Macs...your posts have gone
from Mac-induced delirium to Mac-induced miscarrages of 
McSpelling.
I'll Mcbet you Mcsee "Mc" in mcfront of mceverything, mcdon't mcyou?
 
        McMike

Message: 60404
Author: David Carver
Category: Answer!
Subject: Hawley/

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Message: 60404
Author: David Carver
Category: Answer!
Subject: Hawley/60387
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 01:50:03

It was a JOKE, bonehead.

Message: 60405
Author: Matt Helman
Category: Sex & Love
Subject: Robert Knee
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 02:09:15

Actually, your wife is more beautiful when she's sitting in a redwood
hot-tub sipping champagne, her slim white fingers and manicured, red-painted
nails daintily grasping my hand.

Message: 60406
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Answer!
Subject: Kielsky
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 05:18:12

Don't walk around looking like an American! Remember, Higgins was innocent
too!

Message: 60407
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Mike/rain dance
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 05:20:50

 We got a little more last night. Sort of selective. The middle of my
driveway got wet, but the sides were dry. About a 4 or 5 ft. swath of my
open patio in the yard also got wet, leaving the rest dry.
 Maybe I was only dancing on one foot?

Message: 60408
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: News Today
Subject: American Indians
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:42:12

I never did understand the Indians, but after reading a 'letter to the
Editor' this morning, I'm beginning to see the light ....
They get ... free medical, education, exempt from taxes. They are able to
demand stae benefits without paying into the state funds or taxes. They are
a sovereign nation - they legally discriminate in enployment, housing,
land/home ownership - the ability to own & operate a business and the right
to vote in local elections. Non-indians are not allowed to use Indian
hospitals (unless it's life threatening) - just as in South Africa!

Now I understand a tad more! -=*) ANN (*=-
P.S. I'm going to search my family tree with a magnifying

Message: 60409
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Kielsky
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 14:58:41

I'd leave your copy of Satanic Verses at home.

Message: 60410
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Carver
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 15:01:09

Let's cut your head off and see how much stimuli your body reacts too.

 
(Hey, it was a joke.  Obviously a grasshopper can't hear with it's legs if
it has none.)

Message: 60411
Author: Will Mattern
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Hawley
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 21:14:37

Let me make it clear for you:  Omni never printed any such article.  It was
my way of ridiculing the pseudo-scientific, new-age clap-trap that their
magazine has come to represent.

Message: 60412
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: McMike
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 22:04:02

        You know too much.  Besides, everyone knows that the people who
log-in on Fridays have _ _ _ _ for brains.  (Mc_ _ _ _, that is.)

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Message: 538
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Shit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 08/18/89  Time: 15:01:51

No, but Gabriel has a really big tongue.

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 3:universe.  I'd probably come twice.  -ROD
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