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Message: 3979
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer!
Subject: Rod...
Date: 08/03/88 Time: 23:15:59
Ok, so there won't be a GT for us older user... Happy!
Message: 3980
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 00:03:11
If you changed the GT for those of us who have managed to accumulate
a vast amount of experience ..........
You might see some interest .........
Message: 3981
Author: $ Joe Bottomlee
Category: Get-Togethers
Subject: OFGT
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 00:39:00
Since I barely qulatify(sp) I think it would be a good idea.
<<< Joe >>>
Message: 3982
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last few
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 02:14:50
How about a -NOT- Over The Hill GT. For people 30 revolutions and under?
Message: 3984
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: OFGT
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 05:49:11
Watcha mean, drop the age to 35?
Why let the kids in?
Message: 3985
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Alan
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 05:49:51
The 20th anniversary of my 39th?
Didn't I wish!
Message: 3986
Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: GT
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 09:27:43
I think it ought to be a GT for short, cute, curly-haired fat guys over
40.
(LL)oyd Pulley
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1: I forgot how many revolutions I've been around the sun. I can't see
2:the importance of it for myself, my children or anyone else. However, Sandy
3:has a good point.
4: Besides if I come then Paul wouldn't.
5:
6: Rod
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Message: 3988
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Believe it or not!
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 11:49:45
Of course my idea was a good idea ........
I am a SySop.
Message: 3989
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Question?
Subject: Peter P.
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 11:54:28
Was that you on the corner of 51 Ave. and Northern last Tuesday at
around 2 p.m.?
I saw someone looking like you walking across the service station
lot and getting into a white van.
(shall I mention the blond that was with this fellow?)
Message: 3990
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 20:47:34
Was she wearing bandaids?
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Message: 1719
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Ann/kids
Date: 08/03/88 Time: 22:01:46
No, it was not I who had to screech tires to avoid hitting a kid on a bike.
I drive much more sensibly than that. You are obviously not very observant,
as we were next to each other at the light at 35th and Greenway, and you
didn't recognize me when you looked over.
Reverend Beauregard Jackson Culpeper Dog, Colonel, CSA, retired
Message: 1720
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer !
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 02:15:33
She couldn't spot a large red penis if it was sitting in her yard.
Message: 1721
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Beau/driving
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 06:49:59
It's not that I'm not observant - I have a case of night blindness and can't
see too well so I constantly look at the road ahead of me. I saw those kids
and would have liked to have run over them to teach them a lesson - but they
were too fast. You get 100 points for kids you know! Ta ta. =*--ANN--*=
Message: 1722
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: James/penis
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 06:50:27
Oh - I noticed that alright! =*--ANN--*=
Message: 1723
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Answer !
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 20:48:17
I'm sure it took you a couple of days to notice it.
Message: 1724
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 23:57:55
Then it was _you_ who put it there! Who else would know how long it sat?
Reverend Beauregard Jackson Culpeper Dog, Colonel, CSA, retired
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1: Yeah James, how do you explain THAT? Better think fast and lie.
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Message: 53473
Author: $ Gary Jones
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Legalization
Date: 08/03/88 Time: 20:46:38
Ann/Rod/et al:
I think you've hit the nail on the head. Blanket legalization of
hard drugs certainly isn't the answer, but decriminalization for
addicts, along with prescription doses under medical supervision
might work. It could be an expensive program to administer,
though.
How about a healthy tax on marijuana, with proceeds going to
maintain clinics for addicts of the harder stuff. I realize that
there will continue to be a certain amount of abuse, if the stuff
becomes legal, but the decrease in costs within our legal system
would probably balance out some of the other negatives. (Wow,
can't you hear the lawyers scream as they lose all those clients?)
Any governmental control on the use of drugs and their abuse
could be along the same lines as now set up for abuse of alcohol.
I hate to see and mind bender get preferential treatment, but I
do agree that marijuana is probably no more damaging to physical
and mental health than any other mind bender/distorter. (Maybe
we could make TV games shows illegal, too?)
Message: 53474
Author: $ Gary Jones
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: More -
Date: 08/03/88 Time: 20:47:49
I know that it isn't going to happen overnight, but we really
need more intelligent dialog on the subject of drugs, and less
emphasis on name calling and hysterical reaction. My contention
is still that the organized drug cartels and fundamental
religious groups will be the groups that most violently oppose
legalization of drugs.
My experience with "big business" is that if there's a buck to be
made they will be there to get it. I'll bet that most of the
major tobacco companies have contingency plans in place for the
marketing of brand name marijuana products. Can you see some
hulking "ath-a-lete" on the TeeVee endorsing Liggett & Myers "Bay
Gold" brand marijuana, all the time sucking on a big juicy wad of
Copenhagen or Sweet Garrett brand processed coca leaf chew?
I like the idea of allowing family production of MJ. I can't see
where allowing family production of wine or beer has seriously
cut into Gallo or Segram's profits. It certainly doesn't seem to
have caused any serious upswing in alcohol abuse. Not when the
serious abuser can more easily buy more bottled Nirvana for a
couple of bucks than he can ferment in his back yard tub.
Message: 53475
Author: $ Gary Jones
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: More -
Date: 08/03/88 Time: 20:48:42
I realize that these views don't concur with the views propounded
in the KJV of holy writ but then it seems that very few of my
thoughts ever come out in 16th century English anyway. I guess
that the Prophet of Galilee probably was acquainted with hashish
or bhang or whatever Semitic word it was known by locally, and
didn't feel it was any more worthwhile proscribing than He did
wine or beer.
Somebody else's turn now!
Gary Jones
Message: 53476
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Black Castle
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 03:38:44
The Black Castle BBS is back up with version 5.0 of its software. It's
really impressive. It's quick and powerful, yet it is running on a
Commodore 128. The BBS also has some good discussions on a variety of
topics. Its number is 843-6782.
Message: 53477
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Nick
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 06:43:34
You are the nieve one if you don't think the majority of big businesses
arn't greedy and getting more so at a fast pace. Do you remember the old
expression 'Supply & Demand'? It used to mean that if a product became
popular, the manufacturer would lower his prices because he was selling so
much of the product and making a nice profit. Now it means that if it's
popular, the prices are inflated to make wind fall profits. Most big
businesses hire people to find out how to squeeze a buck to the last drop.
Come on Nick - where have you been? =*--ANN--*=
Message: 53478
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Mike Carter
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 06:44:29
You really are showing your love for mankind arn't you fellow? =*--ANN--*=
Message: 53479
Author: $ Michael James
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Solar Conspiracy
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 10:12:06
I gave away my TV, but the only things I've seen on Channel 8 recently
concerning solar energy are *This Old House* shows encouraging the use of
passive solar heating and solar water heating. I think I also saw something
about GM's Sunraycer, come to think of it. Who said it would cost $15,000
to generate 60 watts?
Message: 53480
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Answer!
Subject: Who said...(last)
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 10:33:58
Why it was APS..... They were discussing "Quality Power" and " Poor
Quality Power". They gave a rundown on Solar Power saying why it would
never work for the homeowner. It was ALL negative on Solar Power. Sorry I
did not tape the segment or I would be happy to show it to you. Brother Bob
(who works with Photovoltaics and Solar Hot water Heaters) was really
laughing at their so called "FACTS".... He felt they were putting a negative
feeling on Solar Power to benifit their decision on Nuclear Power......
Obviously Jim Lippard bought it hook line and sinker along with many other
Arizona citizens as being SAFE and CHEAP.
It was a sell Job...... and they sold it!
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Message: 53481
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Commercial
Subject: Software (cheaper)
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 10:46:30
MOST of my IBM and Atari ST software is at or below cost.
We still have many good titles in stock.... Now for you users, we will give
an ADDITIONAL 20 percent OFF the price of any software in stock.
You read that correctly... an ADDITIONAL 20 % off ANY software just for my
BBS user friends.... We are on our LAST month and I am giving you guys
first shot at some possable really good buys.
Just bring in a copy of this post so that I know you are a BBS user...
(Users: Please upload this post to other BBS's) Yes, you too LLoyd!
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1: It amazes me when I see an advertisement that says, "We Care About
2:You." I wish they would complete their sentences and use the truth, "We
3:Care About You're Money."
4: However in the small business world the former phrase is often true
5:but big business/government is doing their best to eliminate small business.
6: Rod
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Message: 53483
Author: $ Jim Lippard
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: 53466/Cliff
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 11:41:20
No, I never said anything about deaths while under the influence of
alcohol. The only alcohol deaths I referred to (if I referred to any at
all, I don't recall) were those directly attributable to the alcohol (e.g.
alcohol poisoning). I would agree that a comparison of deaths caused by
alcohol influence while not considering deaths caused by the influence of
marijuana would be unfair.
The death stats I gave from the DAWN data, on the other hand, did include
deaths while under the influence (including suicides and accidental deaths).
The DAWN stats do not record alcohol alone, but they do record when
alcohol is found in the body along with some other drug. And what is the
most commonly found drug? "Alcohol in combination."
Message: 53484
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Gary J.
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 12:13:43
What you said last makes some sence ......
How about, though, allowing the individual States to decide on the
decriminalization of 'illegal' drugs.
We should give our over burdened government a break. It has so-o many issues
now to help us with. The government's concern for us as a society is a nice
thought, but I think that the states should start shouldering some of these
responsibilities.
Let's give our ever growing government a rest.......
p.s. a really innovative idea would be to bring back individual
responsibility ......... What a wild idea!
Message: 53485
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: 53483/Jim
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 13:11:28
Let me get this clear, you are standing your ground that there
are no/have never been "Deaths from smoking".
Do you feel:
Smoking is GOOD for you...
Smoking is SAFE....
Smoking may cause you health problems
Smoking is deadly!
Now, I did not specify regular tobacco, Banana skins or that other popular
weed.....
Booze consumed to excess is deadly.... I agree, but one drink a week is also
proving to be GOOD for you. Is one puff a-week good for you? I think not!
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Message: 53486
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Sandy/Responsibility
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 13:27:36
People taking care of themselves!!!! Never happen, it's easier to
pay someone else to do that, namely our government. I mean we the sheep
errrr, Whoops, I mean "people" are too dumb to know what is good for us. I
need the Government to tell me to wear my 'Seat Belt', I need them to tell
me to clean my "Yard"... and to put "Caps" on medicine bottles I can't open
when I am sick.
All this....because I can't be RESPONSIBLE for my actions!
Where is Big Brother Now... I need help with this post.....
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Message: 53487
Author: $ Jim Lippard
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: 53485
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 14:43:03
No, I have never said that or implied that. My claim has been that d9THC
doesn't kill people. Regarding smoking (any substance), it clearly causes
health problems. Note, however, that marijuana can be ingested by means
other than smoking.
Smoking marijuana in some cases *is* good for you (e.g., if you are a
suffere of a particular type of glaucoma). If, as I suspect, the healthful
effects of moderate alcohol use are in its reduction of stress, a joint a
week would have a similar effect (but of course we won't see any research on
that subject as long as marijuana is on Schedule I).
Message: 53488
Author: $ Steven Carls
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Pot/Drugs
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 17:07:40
I lost a friend who killed himself while on pot. He blew his brains out
with a gun in front of his mother and younger brother.
However, I think drugs could be legalized, but I do not think our Government
could handle something like that, at least not now, EH???
" The ATARI WILDCAT " Steven Carls
Message: 53489
Author: $ Zak Woodruff
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: drugs
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 17:39:17
To those in favor of changing the current drug laws:
Which drugs should be legal?
What would be the requirements for their purchase?
Under what circumstances would they be illegal (i.e. at work, while driving,
while using other drugs...)
Message: 53490
Author: $ Jim Lippard
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 18:05:15
Ideally, all should be legal. Realistically, marijuana and the
hallucinogens should have the same status as alcohol and tobacco. Heroin
should be available to terminal patients and for addict maintenance
programs. None should be illegal under any particular circumstances, but
companies should be permitted to fire anyone who comes to work impaired.
Companies employing people in high-risk positions should be permitted to
demand that their employees stay clean (e.g., airlines, bus drivers, etc.)
The penalties for engaging in actions which endanger the lives of other
people should be harsh.
Message: 53491
Author: $ James Taranto
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: What a party
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 18:21:12
The highlight of the Republican National Convention should be Lisa Henshaw's
speech.
Message: 53492
Author: $ Jim Lippard
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Holland/religiosity
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 20:36:06
A while back Rod asked if anybody knew how religious people in Holland were.
Here are some of the results from a 1981 international Gallup survey:
Do you attend regular religious services once a week or more?
United States 43%
Netherlands 27%
(Highest was Republic of Ireland with 82%; lowest was Denmark with 3%)
Do you do unpaid voluntary work for churches or religious organizations?
United States 23%
Netherlands 9%
(Highest was U.S.; lowest was Denmark with 2%)
Do you believe in God?
United States 95%
Netherlands 65%
(Highest was U.S.; lowest was Sweden with 52%)
All of Western Europe scored lower than the U.S. on all three questions
except for the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland which scored higher
on the first question.
Message: 53493
Author: $ Jim Lippard
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Netherlands
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 20:42:00
More recent info on Holland may be found in the article "Unbelief in the
Netherlands" in the Winter 1986/87 issue of Free Inquiry magazine.
According to this article, 81% of Dutch citizens believe that the only being
answerable for his life is man himself. 55% disagree with the statement
that people who believe in God always lead a richer spiritual life than
unbelievers. 53% believe that life *before* death is the only thing that
counts. 38% do not believe in God [if this statistic is correct, the
percentage of atheists in Holland increased 3% between 1981 and 1986].
The percentage of Dutch who consider themselves humanists has gone from 7%
in 1966 to 14% in 1978 to 23% in 1985. (Other views in 1985 were 29% Roman
Catholic and 24% Protestant. As 1/3 of the Protestants are Calvinists,
breaking those down leaves humanism the second most popular viewpoint.)
Message: 53494
Author: $ Gary Jones
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Discussion:
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 22:32:53
Concerning the legalization of drugs:
My opinion is that a tax stamp on MJ and legal status for the US
tobacco companies to produce and sell it through their regular
retail channels would soon cause the price of a pack of "tokes"
down to where it wouldn't be profitable to import/"smuggle" it
into the country.
Big business, contrary to opinions here displayed, has more often
brought the price down in efforts to create profits by volume
dealing. Only when government attempts to interfere with
retailing does a product's price rise artificially.
Again, medical prescribing of addictive drugs, and their legal
production by the big international drug combines, would soon
remove the illicit profit from smuggled goods, and drive the
price down to where an addict could afford his/her habit without
having to resort to crime/prostitution to support it.
Example: an ounce of pure cocaine costs less than a buck in
Columbia. By the time it hits the streets, cut by 100, at $10-
$15 per hit, you're looking at $1500 for the same ounce. A big
commercial firm could put the same ounce out, in better purity,
for $5.00 per hit, thus charging an exorbitant markup, but
undercutting your corner pusher.
Then a few months later, Fleer's or General Foods would introduce
a competitive product and start driving the legal price down
until everyone could afford to get stoned. Even if Uncle Sugar
put his 1000% bite on it, 1 ounce, cut only 10 ways, and taxed at
1000 percent with a 100% markup would cost only $2.00
I have confidence in big business, because I've been on both the
giving and receiving end of the profit margin. Truly, if there's
any money in it, you can't keep a monopoly on a product.
Competition rears its ugly head, and a competitor will soon begin
making it cheaper than you can afford to.
The economies of scale (put out the product in enough quantity
and you can make a fortune at almost any price over cost) ensure
that any profitable product, be it granola bars or wine coolers,
will soon be entirely in the hands of the big bucks boys. Just
keep ol' Uncle Sugar out of it, and you can keep supplying
anything as long as the suckers will buy it.
Message: 53497
Author: $ Gary Jones
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Discussion:
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 22:35:09
About the Solar Business:
A good friend is in sales with a commercial Solar hot water
manufacturer in Tempe. For several years the sales of solar hot
water products was booming, because the government would give you
up to 60% of the purchase price back.
A couple of years ago, the tax credits were discontinued, mainly
because the credits hadn't encouraged any new research or new
products, and the bottom dropped out of the market. It cost the
Tempe company about $800 to manufacture a solar system, and this
didn't include tooling costs, engineering, warranty or sales
commission. It was just labor and raw materials. They had to
price the units at $2000 to break even, and $3000 was the going
rate while the tax credits were in effect. You got half back, in
effect paying $1500 for a system that should have retailed for
about $2400.
Now drop the tax credits. The price shoots up from $1500 to
$2500. People quit buying. Now you have to cost in unused
manufacturing capability, as well as a profit. The price climbs,
and more customers drop out of the market. Anyone want to buy a
solar hot water heater?
About photovoltaic cells:
Ask an electrical engineer about building a photovoltaic panel
large enough to run a home refrigeration unit. You're looking at
several thousand dollars. Install the panels your self. Don't
use anyone else's expertise, engineering knowledge, or
assistance. You will save another thousand or so in
installation. Now you've got a 115 volt home system that will
put out about 300KW per hour. You want to turn on a lamp? Run
the TV? Dry your clothes? Run the Microwave? You'll be lucky
if you can put a photovoltaic unit on your house that will run
all the appliances you're used to for $20,000.
Don't know where the hi-ball figure for the low power figure came
from on TV, but I'll bet they dropped a couple of decimal points
somewhere. Wasn't our friend Diane Ryan reporting, was it? She
can screw up a technical discussion about a boyscout lighting a
fire with a match.
Yours in eternal, everlovin', blue-eyed darkness!
Gary Jones
Message: 53500
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff/Smoking
Date: 08/05/88 Time: 00:27:55
The Universe smokes. Ever see a galaxy, notice how smokey and dusty
it is?
Message: 53501
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliff/53486/help\
Date: 08/05/88 Time: 00:28:54
Cute, very cute!
Message: 53502
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Steven
Date: 08/05/88 Time: 00:31:46
If the government in Holland can (and does) handle drugs being legal
then what in the world makes you think we can't. Yes, I admit, we seem to
be behind them in intelligence, but gee, we are capable of learning, yes?
Rod
Message: 53503
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Answer!
Subject: Zak/legality
Date: 08/05/88 Time: 00:38:56
It would be redundant if I answered your questions on drugs.
I think the question has been sufficiently answered.
Rod
Message: 53504
Author: $ Rod Williams
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Gary/solar
Date: 08/05/88 Time: 00:49:15
To have a solar electrical system run the lighting and the low power
draw items such as state of the art stereos, vcrs, computers and such would
be of great benefit. To design a home from the ground up using intelligence
would also cut out the need for the big power drawers such as air
conditioning and heating. The only item I haven't figured out a way to get
around would be a washing machine motor but an environmental dwelling would
not be that hard to do.
With well designed houses, we could easily eliminate many coal fired
plants and need fewer nuclear generating stations. This has to be the
future if we are to have one. Of course every home could have a wind-mill
or two for those stormy days.
Cliff has a solar system that runs some of his lighting and I think
that is great. I saw a show on PBS a while back and on it was a man who had
figured a way to grow silicon onto sheets of aluminun foil thus making
inexpensive solar panels although it was mentioned that the poor third world
countries would get first crack at it. I really do not understand, if this
is so would our local utility companies want us to use this alternate
technology or would the stock holders lose paper dollars?
See you around the universe,
Rod
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Message: 60
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: Last
Date: 08/03/88 Time: 21:33:53
Ann gives me tokens for free.
Message: 61
Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: tokens
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 02:23:36
The Phoenix Cardinal's assistant coach that was arrested on Van Buren had
one token from "Fanny's" in his pocket.
Message: 62
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Nick the Geek!
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 07:10:38
Does the Phoenix Cardinal's assistant coach have cute buns? =*--ANNIE the
ASSp--*=
Message: 63
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: Speaking off ...
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 07:25:51
I just gotta tell you this story that really happened on Van Buren. This was
about six years ago when we first came to Phoenix from a small town. We
decided to go in one of those adult book stores and see for ourselves what
they sold in those places. From the moment I entered, I had to fight back my
laughter because as soon as you walk in, there was an entire wall that had
'electrical devices' of all sorts - from huge plastic penises to electric
fingers! I had an over powering urge to say (loud) 'Oh daddy. Please get me
that big black penis up there"! But I didn't because there was so many
people in there and the guy at the desk was really looking us over. Anyway -
I couldn't stand it for very long - just knew I was going to laugh, so I
told my husband to buy a book and I'd wait outside. (we had hardly seen such
books, being so cloistered in a small Mormon town) I went outside and stood
under a street light on Van Buren! That was dumb! A guy came out of the
place, looked me over and said "Do you?" I simply said "NO" - surpressing a
giggle. I stood there a few more minutes and another guy came out - a real
young good looking one and he walks up to me and says "I saw the two of you
in there. Do you 'three way'?" With a very stright face I said "NO, we only
two way"! I never was so glad to see my husband come out of that sleeze
place and we never went back to one of them. The moral to this story -
'Never stand under a street light on Van Buren'! - swinging your purse and
chewing gum! =*--ANNIE the ASSp--*=
Message: 64
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: A GT?
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 07:28:24
We ought to have an 'Adult Book store' GT! We could all pitch in $5 a piece
and the one that can supress his laughter wins it all! We could also have a
special prize to the one who makes the best shocking comment!
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Subject:Job Offer
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1: WANTED: Night man to clean movie booths in large adult book store.
2:Non-slip boots required. 555-6666 24hr.
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Message: 66
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Annie the ASSp
Subject: Last
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 20:55:19
I hear Cliff is going to be looking for a job.
Message: 67
Author: $ James Hawley
Category: Nick the Geek!
Subject: *Fanny's*
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 20:56:19
Fanny's, eh? Are you sure your sources are correct
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Message: 1486
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: story
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 07:07:49
.... what looked like a horrible beast! "Look!" Cried Nick, "It's a genuine
C.H.U.D.!"
"Oh stop it Nick" said Dean. "It's only a small alligator someone flushed
down the toilet. You'll scare the girls"!
Nick grumbled, but continued on. The going got tough as the gunk got deeper
in the sewer. Toilet paper wrapped around the little group's ankles making
it even harder to walk. The odor was over powering.
The darkness closed in around them and Dean said "Lets hold hands so none of
us get lost. It's going to get very dark soon before this journey is
through".
Ann let out a small screem that rattled off the slimey walls.
"What is the matter Ann"? asked Sandy.
"That was no hand I was holding"!
"Never mind the sex stuff Ann. We must continue as fast as we can" said Dean
After what seemed hours, the group finally saw a small light at the end of
the tunnel and their pace quickened. They finally came to the end.
"Oh no!" cried Nick. "It can't be!"
"But it is"! said James.
"Where are we"? questioned Cliff.
"Don't you know this place darling"? said Sandy. "It is .......
Message: 1487
Author: $ Steven Carls
Category: Answer!
Subject: Last/Story
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 16:56:18
It's the PHANTOM ZONE yelped Cliff.
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Message: 1525
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Jim/Black's
Date: 08/04/88 Time: 03:20:46
It's not the forty mile walk down the damn mountain. It's the forty mile
walk UP the damn mountain after you're already tired and sunburned that
keeps people away.
But it's worth it, I think.