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Message: 4097
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: JT/english
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 06:47:18
Sorry you did not understand english as written. Cliff rents the store from
a landlord that also collects a percentage of Cliff's profits. I was
wondering if he got a cut when he went in the store the other day and bought
something that was way below the normal price. If you are not capable of
understanding this explaination - ask Cliff. =*--ANN--*=
Message: 4098
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit-Chat
Subject: Michael/no joke.
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 07:16:06
No, that wasn't a joke. Cliff has/had a landlord that took a cut of his
profits too. It's actually a new law called '#124435 Blood sucking' or
better know as 'Leeching'! =*--ANN--*=
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Message: 1917
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Cosmos-Chatter
Subject: Rod/last
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 06:58:30
Yeah - perhaps it wasn't computer related. Perhaps the guy the cleans my
pool cut it off himself (that would be right - in propotions!) and left it
at my door step.
Speaking of the pool guy - I wonder if Sandy's eyes went back in their
sockets yet?! She boldly went out pretending to look around the pool area -
but I know what she was up to! To be honest - we were both peeking at him.
He is a smaller version of Arnie - but not too much smaller! My husband has
not seen him yet. I may end up doing the pool cleaning by myself when he
does! I think you've been wrong Rod about Heaven and hell being a reality.
This guy has got to be Heaven and it's hell that I'm happily married for 20
years, love my husband and am over the hill! Oh well - I must put these
thoughts aside. Sigh! No lusting in this heart! Just passing thoughts.
=*--Annie the Fanny--*=
Message: 1918
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Up Yours
Subject: Ann
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 13:15:00
No LUSTING in your heart?
HA!
How soon you forget how long it took me to get you out of the back yard so's
you could answer the front door?
tisk - tisk - tisk .......
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Bass, Steve
Bias, Rod
Blehm, Ralph
Bottomlee, Joe
Darus, Mike
Earl, Leonard
Fadden, Tim
Flash, Jack
Flynn, William
Graham, Carol
Jones, Gary
Oudin, Ann
Pulley, Lloyd
Savage, Paul
Williams, Rod
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Message: 1
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chew the Fat
Subject: Me - here?
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 06:05:19
Am I the first to admit to being 'an old fart'? Come on guys - youse old
farts log in here! That's gotta be - Cliff, Sandy, Paul, Lloyd, Ralph,
Carol. Of course, there are 'farts' on the board that are young -- but ....
guess they won't appear here. =*--Prunes Annie--*=
Message: 2
Author: $ Ralph Blehm
Category: Chew the Fat
Subject: old
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 06:17:37
What is old? Everyone farts form time to time.
Ann Glad to see you on this sig. Now we know that you feel you'r
age, even if is only 39.(maybe Holding)
Message: 3
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chew the Fat
Subject: Ralph
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 07:05:57
Sob! My birthday is in November and I'll be 54! By the way - I am not blond
anymore. I left some blond streaks in it, but its brown. You won't know me!
See - I'm getting old when I give up the blond! But I don't fart! Ta ta
=*--Prune Annie--*=
Message: 4
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chew the Fat
Subject: Question
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 07:07:28
I don't understand why Rod baby is on this old farts sig.??? HE's too young.
Message: 5
Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
Category: What's that again?
Subject: Huh?
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 08:34:15
What am I doing in an 'old fart' sig? I can understand Cliff and Paul,
but I'm a 'young fart'.
(LL)oyd Pulley
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Message: 6
Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
Category: What's that again?
Subject: Rod
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 08:35:03
Rod qualifies for the old fart sig cause he don't believe in time, thusly
he can be a old/young fart.
(LL)oyd Pulley
Message: 7
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: What's that again?
Subject: Lost in space
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 11:10:04
What am I doing here? Me, the most experienced 39 year-old since Jack
"WELL!!" Benny?
I suppose now the secret's out huh?
Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. At least we won't be bothered by the
runny nose know-it-alls on the other boards.
Message: 8
Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
Category: Chew the Fat
Subject: Me
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 13:11:13
I am on this Sig. because I am a SYSOP and am required to monitor
this BBS with its vast number of Sigs ---- NOT because I am old .......
hehehe
Cliff is here because he farts .......
not withstanding the fact that he is */% (don't dare say the word).
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1: S I C K, that is sick, sick, sick. What a dumb SIG. Probably some
2:old fart thought it up.
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Message: 53964
Author: $ Beauregard Dog
Category: Politics
Subject: Alan/53949
Date: 08/30/88 Time: 23:13:54
You must not live in District 18, where there is much competition (and
controversy) over the nominations for the state house.
Message: 53965
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Vote
Subject: The Vote?
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 00:13:12
If the election where held today, I would vote for
[A] Michael Dukakis and Lloyd Bentson (Democrat)
[B] George Bush and Dan Quayle (Republican)
[C] Ron Paul and Andre Marrou (Libertarian)
Poll results to date:
[A] 7 [B] 21 [C] 9
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Message: 53966
Author: $ Carol Graham
Category: Answer!
Subject: Ann/Grable
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 01:13:46
But then, I never *did* like Joan Crawford, did you?
So, did that bother your sensibilities?
(me, too! I hate any disillusionments)
Like Todd up there - I didn't think he even *knew* the word 'hell'!
Oh, well, to each his own - and don't you hate cliches, Ann....
Message: 53967
Author: $ Carol Graham
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Cliffy!!!!
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 01:16:23
Best to you, whatever you may be going to do..
I will always love your computer store better than any in the
whole wide world - and have lots of happy memories of it. (and some *not* so
happy, ha)
Hope your dreams all come true - and hope mine do, too, sometime or
another. (if the word 'time' is permissible here in present company).
Carol->
Message: 53968
Author: $ David Burkhart
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Paul
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 03:47:02
George Bush clearly has higher moral standards than Dukakis.
Message: 53969
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Carol/the stars
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 06:00:39
I am a movie star buff and have read so many life stories that I can't
remember. Hardly a one was uplifting, but some were worse than others. Joan
Crawford was one of the worse. Not that her life was so scandelous - she was
half nuts! I guess Betty Grables was the worse I've read about. It was
depressing and about half through, I just thumbed through the rest - mainly
to see it it got any better. It didn't! She was just decadent. Rita Hayworth
was used by those around her - Ingrid Bergman had an interesting life and
was a good person basically - ditto Clark Gable. Really liked Shelly
Winter's life story (by her). She made no excuses for her life and boyee -
did she have affairs with some of the biggest hunks in Hollywood at the
time! Judy Garland's was the most sad. Lana Turner squeezed the most out of
her life and enjoyed it. But all in all - they were a wierd bunch. Guess
Hollywood does that to a person. I can't rememer one that had what could be
considered a normal life - even in part. I think the most interesting one I
read about was Errol Flynn's. He was totally decadent - but lived life to
the hilt and died quite young. Booze!
If you have a star you want to know about - let me know. Chances are I've
read about them. (The old stars! - Not the new) =*--ANN--*=
Message: 53970
Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Alan/#53949
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 08:40:30
Alan,
We must live in the same district. There's almost no reason to vote in
the Republican primaries in my district.
(LL)oyd Pulley
Message: 53971
Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Todd/Hell
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 08:42:28
Todd (with two d's)
Now we have it, the complete and unabridged list of people bound for
hell. I noticed I didn't make it....I guess I'll be going to Heaven then.
(LL)oyd Pulley
Message: 53973
Author: $ Paul Savage
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: Todd's list
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 11:01:58
Sounds pretty judgemental, for a Moron, er..MorMon. 'Scuse the typos.
Carol, you didn't think Todd knew the word? Well, if he didn't he just
might have a chance to get well acquainted with it. Very well acquainted.
Message: 53974
Author: Mychele Nickels
Category: Religion
Subject: Hell
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 11:39:17
Gee, I'm don't get to go?
All that work writing erotica for nothing?
Message: 53975
Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
Category: Commercial
Subject: Small Desk
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 12:20:47
I have a computer desk on casters... was trying to close it out for
$35.00, but for you guys.... $20.00!
Anyone need an "OPEN/CLOSE" door sign? $CHEAP$
My last day guys..... Help! or at least visit me....
Sniff! )-:} *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*
Message: 53976
Author: Chuck Seifert
Category: Entertainment/Movies
Subject: PARTY
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 13:28:00
One of the valley's computer bugs also runs a Strip-O-Gram service.
If you are throwing a party or want a Strip-O-Gram to tease a friend
of yours, call For Your Eyes Only at 268-6371. $5 off on a Strip-O-Gram
and $10 off on a party if you mention where you read about this.
Message: 53977
Author: $ Todd Reese
Category: Chit Chat
Subject: More of list
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 15:20:57
Here's more of the _partial_ list of people going to hell:
David Burkhart (supporting your point of view with FACTS too well)
James Taranto (for not confronting the person who spray-painted your car)
Lloyd Pulley (software piracy)
Chuck Seifert (for promoting indecency and immorality)
Mychele Nickels (for wanting to be on this list)
Paul Savage (lewdness, hypocrisy, topless bars, and general misbehavior)
(he's also the only one on the list twice)
Todd Reese ("YOU F------ MORMONS - YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!" as was
yelled at me on a busy street in Hawaii.)
To be continued...
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1: I'm glad to see Paul on that list. It just wouldn't have been
2:complete without him.
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Message: 175
Author: $ Ann Oudin
Category: Rod - 60's Hippie
Subject: Roddy/Christians
Date: 08/31/88 Time: 07:12:45
We were only discussing what the basic beliefs are. Jesus supposedly choose
to become man and die on the cross. 'God becomes human!'etc. etc. You know.
=*--The New Way Below Normal Preacher--*=
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1: Have you all of a sudden flipped out and got religion? Has this
2:shit pot world finally got to you? Oh well.
3: The story of Jesus is about as real as Godzilla.
4: Rod
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